
About Upland's Diner - Swansea
IMPORTANT: Genetically Modified Oil is used in our deep fat fryers, and also in the preparation/cooking of other foods. Also, whereas certain meals may not contain a specific allergen, due to the wide range of ingredients used in our kitchen, foods may be at risk of cross contamination by x ingredient(s). Please call us on 01792 644409 if you require any further information.20% off entire menu
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Jumbo Breakfast
£10.75Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
£14.50Diners Delight Breakfast
£9.25Regal Breakfast
£13.95The Family Beast
£18.00Deluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£14.50Beef Roast Dinner
£12.50Uplands Special Breakfast
£9.25Cottage Pie
£10.50Philly Sub
£10.95
All Day Breakfasts - Breakfast items may only be removed, not swapped. Swap requests will not be observed.
Jumbo Breakfast
Highly rated· 3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.£10.75The Family Beast
Highly rated· 5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.£18.00The Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.£29.50Regal Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.£13.95PopularThe English Breakfast
2 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Fried Eggs, Beans, Grilled Tomato, Mushrooms, Potato Cake & 1 Sourdough Toast.£12.75Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast£9.25Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast£9.25PopularScottish Breakfast
2 bacon, 1 egg, 1 Lorne sausage, haggis, beans, potato cake & 1 sourdough toast.£13.50Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated· 2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast£11.75Veggie Breakfast
2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast£9.75Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast£8.95Irish Breakfast
2 Back Bacon, 2 Richmond Irish Sausages, 1 Fried Egg, White Pudding, Beans, Potato Cake, Mushrooms & Soda Bread Toast (soda bread subject to availability, otherwise substituted for sourdough toast).£12.95Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.£11.25Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread£10.75
Home-Made Classics
Cottage Pie
£10.50Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice£10.95Chicken Curry
£10.75Corned Beef Pie
Served with peas and your choice of potato side. With or without gravy.£10.25Beef Chilli
£10.25Beef Stew
Served with a buttered crusty roll and a pot of grated cheese.£9.95Steak Pie
Served with peas & your choice of potato side. With or without gravy.£10.50Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash£10.50Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95Breakfast Omelette
Includes 3 eggs, bacon, sausage & mushrooms. Served with an optional salad garnish.£9.75Spanish Omelette
Includes 3 eggs, onion, tomatoes, peas, mushrooms & cheese. With an optional salad garnish.£11.25
Sides
Hash Brown
£1.75Mushrooms
£2.00Bacon
£1.50Egg
£1.95Toast (white only)
£1.10Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£6.95Pork Sausage
£1.95Black Pudding
£1.75Scottish Lorne Sausage
£3.25Plum Tomatoes
£1.50Waffle Fries
£4.00Bubble & Squeak
£2.25Potato Pops
£3.25Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
£2.25Chicken Sausage
£2.25Small Chips
£2.95Baked Beans
£2.00Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£7.95Haggis
£2.50White Pudding
£2.50Curly Fries
£3.95Pot of Gravy
£1.85Chicken Strips (6)
£6.50Grated Cheese
£1.75Cheesy Chips
£4.25Fried Bread
£1.20Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.95Mashed Potato
£2.50Sourdough Toast
£1.50Veggie Sausage
£1.95Spaghetti Hoops
£1.75Fried Potatoes
£3.50Seasoned Potatoes
£3.95White Rice
£1.95House Slaw
£1.75Bread & Butter (white only)
£1.00Eggy Bread
£1.50Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
£1.50Pepper Sauce
£3.25Garlic Bread
£3.95Onion Rings (8)
£4.75
Specials
Cottage Pie
£10.502 Faggots & Gravy
£10.50Corned Beef Pie
Served with peas and your choice of potato side. With or without gravy.£10.25Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£9.95Beef Chilli
£10.25Beef Stew
Served with a buttered crusty roll and a pot of grated cheese.£9.95Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash£10.50Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£10.50Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95Lamb Shank
Slow cooked lamb shank, in a minted gravy. Served with peas, carrots, broccoli and mash.£16.95
Favourites
Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice£10.95Chicken Curry
£10.75Beef Chilli
£10.25Beef Stew
Served with a buttered crusty roll and a pot of grated cheese.£9.958oz Gammon
£10.95Steak Pie
Served with peas & your choice of potato side. With or without gravy.£10.50Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
Grills
12oz Rump Steak
£15.5016oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.£15.95Pepper Sauce
£3.506oz Rump Steak
£10.50
Chicken
American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.£8.50PopularHunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.£10.75
Gourmet Dishes
Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.£10.95Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.£9.75Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.£9.25Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours, served in a brioche sub roll. Served with a chilli dip and chips.£10.95Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.£9.50
Roast Dinners
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50PopularDeluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50Beef Roast Dinner
£12.50PopularSausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£12.50Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.£14.50VegetarianChicken Breast Roast Dinner
£12.50Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50Turkey Roast Dinner
£12.50Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.50Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
£2.95VegetarianApple Sauce Dip
£1.00Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan£12.50VegetarianCauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
£12.50VegetarianLamb Shank Dinner
£16.95Deluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£3.95Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.95Cranberry Sauce Dip
£1.00Horseradish Sauce Dip
£1.00
Carvery Baguettes
Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.£9.25Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce£9.25
Classic Burgers
Half Pounder Burger
£9.25The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.£11.95Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.95
Gourmet Burgers
Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.£13.95Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.£11.95Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.£11.50SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.£10.95
Hot Dogs
Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.£8.25Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.£10.25Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.£10.25
Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls
Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£7.75Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers£5.75Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.75Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£6.75Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£6.75
Baguettes (White Only) OR Rolls (White Flour Buns Only)
(White only)
Bacon & Sausage
£5.75Breakfast
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.£6.75Sausage & Egg
£5.75Ham
£5.50Bacon
£4.95Chicken
£6.50Bacon & Egg
£5.75Cheese
£5.50Sausage
£4.95Tuna Mayo
£5.75Tuna Mayo & Sweetcorn
£6.25
Wraps
Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.£8.25Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£8.25Tuna Wrap
£8.25
Jacket Potatoes
Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£6.95Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£6.75Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£6.75Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£6.25Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£8.95Plain Tuna Jacket Potato
£6.95Chilli Jacket Potato
£8.50
Salads
Ham Salad
£10.50Cheese Salad
£10.50Beef Salad
£10.50Turkey Salad
£10.50Tuna Salad
£10.50Chicken Salad
£10.50
Vegetarian
Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.£9.50
Vegan
The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.£9.95
Kids Meals
Kids Turkey Dinner
£8.95Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£6.95Kids Chicken Burger
£6.95Kids Sausage (1)
£6.95Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£6.95Kids Beef Dinner
£8.95
Halal Section
All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.
The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages (chicken), 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.£18.50Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages (chicken), 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.£10.50Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.£8.50Chicken Sausage
£2.25Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages (chicken), 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.£29.75HalalHalal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.£8.50Halal Popcorn Chicken (15)
Served with chips and peas or beans£9.95Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.£10.50Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.£15.50Pepper Sauce
£3.50Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.95Halal Half Pounder Burger
£9.25
Soft Drinks / Juices
Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste£2.25Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste£2.95Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.55Dr Pepper 330ml can
£2.25Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£2.25Diet Coke 330ml can
£2.00Fanta Orange 330ml can
£2.25Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
£2.25Apple Juice 500ml bottle Juiceburst
£2.50Orange Juice 400ml bottle Juiceburst
£2.50Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
£2.95Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
£1.25Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£2.00Dr Pepper Cherry Crush Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£2.00Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
£2.257up Zero 330ml Can
£2.004 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
£3.50Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
£2.55Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£2.50Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£2.50Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
£2.75Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
£2.00Brecon Still Water 500ml bottle
£2.00
Milk Shakes 16oz
Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.
Strawberry Milkshake
£5.25Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£5.25Mint Aero Milkshake
£5.25Chocolate Milkshake
£5.25Nutella Milkshake
£5.25Crunchie Milkshake
£5.25Reese’s Milkshake
£5.25Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
£5.25Caramel Milkshake
£5.25Vanilla Milkshake
£5.25Hazelnut Milkshake
£5.25Bounty Milkshake
£5.25
Smoothies
Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.£4.95Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.£4.95Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.£4.95
Frappes
Vanilla Frappe
£4.95Coffee Frappe
£4.95Chocolate Frappe
£4.95
Desserts
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.95Apple Crumble
£5.50Sticky Toffee Pudding
£5.50Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough 500ml Ice Cream
£6.75Vanilla Cheesecake with Lotus Biscoff
Swirled and topped with delicious Lotus Biscoff spread and crumb on a crunchy biscuit base.£4.95VegetarianJam Sponge
£5.50
Sweet Treats
Triple Chocolate Brownie Slice
£2.50
Sauce Sachets
Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
£0.50Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.50Brown HP Sauce Sachet
£0.30Mayonnaise Sachet
£0.25English Mustard Sachet
£0.25
Dips
BBQ Dip
£1.00Sweet Chilli Dip
£1.00Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£1.00Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£1.00Garlic Mayo Dip
£1.00