About Upland's Diner - Swansea
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Jumbo Breakfast
£10.75Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
£14.50Uplands Special Breakfast
£9.25The Family Beast
£18.0016oz Mixed Grill
£15.95The English Breakfast
£12.75Regal Breakfast
£13.95Corned Beef Pie
£10.2512oz Rump Steak
£15.50Deluxe Breakfast
£11.75
All Day Breakfasts - Breakfast items may only be removed, not swapped. Swap requests will not be observed.
Jumbo Breakfast
Highly rated· 3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.£10.75The Family Beast
Highly rated· 5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.£18.00The English Breakfast
2 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Fried Eggs, Beans, Grilled Tomato, Mushrooms, Potato Cake & 1 Sourdough Toast.£12.75Regal Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.£13.95Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast£9.25PopularThe Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.£29.50Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated· 2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast£11.75Veggie Breakfast
2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast£9.75Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast£9.25Scottish Breakfast
2 bacon, 1 egg, 1 Lorne sausage, haggis, beans, potato cake & 1 sourdough toast.£13.50PopularIrish Breakfast
2 Back Bacon, 2 Richmond Irish Sausages, 1 Fried Egg, White Pudding, Beans, Potato Cake, Mushrooms & Soda Bread Toast (soda bread subject to availability, otherwise substituted for sourdough toast).£12.95Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread£10.75Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast£8.95Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.£11.25
Sides
Hash Brown
One hash brown£1.75Egg
One egg£1.95Black Pudding
Black Pudding£1.75Pork Sausage
Pork Sausage£1.95Mushrooms
Mushrooms£2.00Seasoned Potatoes
Seasoned Potatoes£3.95Bacon
Bacon rasher£1.50Fried Potatoes
Fried Potatoes£3.50Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
Crispy chips generously topped with tender pulled pork and a layer of melted grated cheese.£7.95Baked Beans
Baked Beans£2.00Curly Fries
Curly Fries£3.95Toast (white only)
Toast (white only)£1.10Potato Pops
Potato Pops£3.25Fried Bread
Fried Bread£1.20Bubble & Squeak
Bubble & Squeak£2.25Grated Cheese
Grated Cheese£1.75Garlic Bread
Toasted bread infused with rich garlic butter, served warm and perfect for sharing.£3.95Eggy Bread
Thick slices of bread soaked in a rich egg mixture and gently cooked until golden brown, creating a delightful balance of softness and crispness.£1.50White Pudding
A traditional white pudding, made with a blend of pork, oats, and spices, delivering a hearty and savoury flavour in every bite.£2.50Chicken Sausage
One Chicken Sausage£2.25Plum Tomatoes
Plum Tomatoes£1.50Cheesy Chips
Cheesy Chips£4.25Sourdough Toast
Toasted slices of rustic sourdough bread, offering a tangy flavour and hearty texture.£1.50Scottish Lorne Sausage
One Scottish Lorne Sausage£3.25Small Chips
Small Potion Of Chips£2.95Pot of Gravy
Pot of Gravy£1.85Haggis
Traditional Scottish haggis, made with sheep's offal, oatmeal, and a blend of spices, offering a rich and hearty flavour.£2.50Bread & Butter (white only)
Bread & Butter (white only)£1.00Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage£2.25Veggie Sausage
One Veggie Sausage£1.95Spaghetti Hoops
Spaghetti Hoops£1.75Waffle Fries
Waffle Fries£4.00Mashed Potato
Mashed Potato£2.50White Rice
White Rice£1.95House Slaw
House Slaw£1.75Irish Curry Sauce
Irish Curry Sauce£2.75Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
Crispy white gluten-free toast, perfect for enjoying with your favorite spreads.£1.50Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
Toasted garlic bread topped with crispy chopped bacon and a generous layer of melted cheese.£6.95Pepper Sauce
A rich and creamy pepper sauce, infused with aromatic black peppercorns and a hint of spice. Perfect for drizzling over your favourite meats or enhancing grilled dishes.£3.25Cheesy Garlic Bread
Toasted bread topped with a generous spread of garlic and melted cheese, offering a delightful blend of savory flavors.£4.95Onion Rings (8)
Crispy, golden-battered onion rings, perfectly fried for a satisfying crunch.£4.75Chicken Strips (6)
Crispy chicken strips, perfectly breaded and fried until golden brown.£6.50
Home-Made Classics
Corned Beef Pie
Served with peas and your choice of potato side. With or without gravy.£10.25Cottage Pie
Cottage Pie served with chips or mash and optional gravy£10.50Chicken Curry
Chicken Curry served with your choice of rice or chips or half/half.£10.75Steak Pie
Served with peas & your choice of potato side. With or without gravy.£10.50Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice£10.95Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash£10.50Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread£9.95Beef Chilli
Beef Chilli£10.25Breakfast Omelette
Includes 3 eggs, bacon, sausage & mushrooms. Served with an optional salad garnish.£9.75Spanish Omelette
Includes 3 eggs, onion, tomatoes, peas, mushrooms & cheese. With an optional salad garnish.£11.25
Favourites
Chicken Curry
Chicken Curry served with your choice of rice or chips or half/half.£10.75Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice£10.95Steak Pie
Served with peas & your choice of potato side. With or without gravy.£10.50Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread£9.958oz Gammon
8oz Gammon Steak£10.95Beef Chilli
Beef Chilli£10.25
Specials
Corned Beef Pie
Served with peas and your choice of potato side. With or without gravy.£10.25Cottage Pie
Cottage Pie served with chips or mash and optional gravy£10.50Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake£9.95PopularLiver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash£10.502 Faggots & Gravy
2 Faggots & Gravy served with optional peas and mash or chips£10.50Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread£9.95Irish Curry Sauce & Chips
Served in a takeaway container, the curry sauce is drizzled over the chips ready.£4.95Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
A generous serving of sausages smothered in rich onion gravy, accompanied by sweet peas and tender carrots.£10.50Beef Chilli
Beef Chilli£10.25Irish Chicken Curry with Chips
Curry made with Chicken, Mushrooms & Onions, served in a take away container, the curry is served over the chips.£6.95
Grills
16oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.£15.95Popular12oz Rump Steak
Served with peas, grilled tomato, mushrooms, and chips.£15.50Pepper Sauce
Pepper Sauce£3.506oz Rump Steak
Served with peas, grilled tomato, mushrooms, and chips.£10.50
Chicken
American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.£8.50Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.£10.75
Gourmet Dishes
Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.£9.75Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours, served in a brioche sub roll. Served with a chilli dip and chips.£10.95Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.£10.95Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.£9.25Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.£9.50
Roast Dinners
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
A freshly roasted Chicken breast, Yorkshire pudding, the 4 veg. of the day, mash, 1 roast potato & gravy.£12.50Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, Yorkshire pudding, the 4 veg. of the day, mash, 1 roast potato & gravy£12.50Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
Cauliflower Cheese serving for 2 people£3.95Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
2 Pigs in Blankets£3.95Broccoli (for 2)
Broccoli serving for 2 people£3.00Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
Roasted Parsnips serving for 2 people£2.95VegetarianCranberry Sauce Dip
Cranberry Sauce£1.00Mint Sauce Sachet
Mint Sauce Sachet£0.50Apple Sauce Dip
Apple Sauce£1.00Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, Yorkshire pudding, the 4 veg. of the day, mash, 1 roast potato & gravy.£12.50Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
3 Sausages, Yorkshire pudding, the 4 veg. of the day, mash, 1 roast potato & onion gravy.£12.50Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan£12.50VegetarianCauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also includes Yorkshire pudding, the 5 veg. of the day, mash, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, home-made stuffing & gravy.£12.50VegetarianDeluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.£14.50VegetarianDeluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50Horseradish Sauce Dip
Horseradish Sauce£1.00
Carvery Baguettes
Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.£9.25Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce£9.25
Classic Burgers
Quarter Pounder Burger
Plain burger, with or without cheese and chips or mash£7.95Half Pounder Burger
Plain burger, with or without cheese with chips or mash.£9.25The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.£11.95
Gourmet Burgers
Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.£13.95Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.£11.95Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.£11.50SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.£10.95
Hot Dogs
Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.£10.25Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.£10.25Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.£8.25
Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls
Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll£7.75Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll£5.75Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll£6.75Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers£5.75Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll£6.75
Baguettes (White Only) OR Rolls (White Flour Buns Only)
(White only)
Breakfast
Choice of baguette or bun. Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.£6.75Bacon & Sausage
Choice of baguette or bun£5.75Bacon
Choice of Baguette or Bun£4.95Chicken
Choice of baguette or bun£6.50Sausage & Egg
Choice of baguette or bun£5.75Tuna Mayo
Choice of baguette or bun£5.75Cheese
with or without salad on your choice of baguette or bun£5.50Sausage
Choice of baguette or bun£4.95Bacon & Egg
Choice of baguette or bun£5.75Ham
with or without salad on your choice of baguette or bun£5.50Tuna Mayo & Sweetcorn
Choice of baguette or bun£6.25
Wraps
Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
Served with or without salad (inside the wrap), together with regular, mint or garlic mayonnaise. Served with nachos or chips.£8.25Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.£8.25Tuna Wrap
Served with or without salad (inside the wrap), together with regular, mint or garlic mayonnaise. Served with nachos or chips.£8.25
Jacket Potatoes
Chilli Jacket Potato
Served with a salad garnish.£8.50Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
Served with a salad garnish.£6.75Baked Beans Jacket Potato
Served with a salad garnish.£6.25Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
Served with a salad garnish.£6.75Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
Served with a salad garnish.£8.95Plain Tuna Jacket Potato
Served with a salad garnish.£6.95Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
Served with a salad garnish.£6.95
Salads
Beef Salad
Roast beef with salad, potatoes and slaw£10.50Ham Salad
Ham with salad, potatoes and slaw£10.50Turkey Salad
Turkey with salad, potatoes and slaw£10.50Tuna Salad
Tuna with salad, potatoes and slaw£10.50Chicken Salad
Chicken with salad, potatoes and slaw£10.50Cheese Salad
Cheese with salad, potatoes and slaw£10.50
Vegetarian
Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.£9.50Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.£9.50
Vegan
The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.£9.95
Kids Meals
Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
Tender and juicy chicken pieces. With chips or mash and optional beans or peas£6.95Kids Turkey Dinner
Tender roast dinner for kids.£8.95Kids Beef Dinner
Tender roast dinner for kids.£8.95Kids Sausage (1)
With chips or mash and optional beans or peas£6.95Kids Chicken Burger
Kids chicken burger. With chips or mash and optional beans or peas£6.95Kids Fish Fingers (3)
3 kids fish fingers with chips or mash and optional beans or peas£6.95
Halal Section
All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.
Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages (chicken), 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.£10.50The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages (chicken), 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.£18.50Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.£8.50Chicken Sausage
One Chicken Sausage£2.25Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages (chicken), 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.£29.75HalalHalal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.£8.50Halal Popcorn Chicken (15)
Served with chips and peas or beans£9.95Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.£10.50Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.£15.50Pepper Sauce
Pepper Sauce£3.50Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
Halal Quarter Pounder Burger with chips or mash£7.95Halal Half Pounder Burger
Halal Half Pounder Burger£9.25
Soft Drinks / Juices
Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste£2.25Orange Juice 500ml bottle Juiceburst
Orange Juice 500ml bottle Juiceburst£2.50Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle£2.75Diet Coke 330ml can
Diet Coke 330ml can£2.00Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
Fanta Lemon 330ml Can£2.25Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can£2.00Apple Juice 500ml bottle Juiceburst
Apple Juice 500ml bottle Juiceburst£2.504 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
4 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk£3.50Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste£2.95Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can£2.25Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle£2.50Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle£2.50Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle£1.25Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can£2.00Dr Pepper 330ml can
Dr Pepper 330ml can£2.25Fanta Orange 330ml can
Fanta Orange 330ml can£2.25Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical£2.95Brecon Still Water 500ml bottle
Brecon Still Water 500ml bottle£2.00Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar£2.557up Zero 330ml Can
7up Zero 330ml Can£2.00Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can£2.25Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
Monster Energy Drink 500ml can£2.55Vimto 330ml Can
Vimto 330ml Can£2.25
Milk Shakes 16oz
Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.
Strawberry Milkshake
Milkshake with or without cream£5.25Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
Milkshake with or without cream£5.25Crunchie Milkshake
Milkshake with or without cream£5.25Vanilla Milkshake
Milkshake with or without cream£5.25Nutella Milkshake
Milkshake with or without cream£5.25Reese’s Milkshake
Milkshake with or without cream£5.25Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
Milkshake with or without cream£5.25Hazelnut Milkshake
Milkshake with or without cream£5.25Mint Aero Milkshake
Milkshake with or without cream£5.25Bounty Milkshake
Milkshake with or without cream£5.25Chocolate Milkshake
Milkshake with or without cream£5.25Caramel Milkshake
Milkshake with or without cream£5.25
Smoothies
Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.£4.95Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.£4.95Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.£4.95
Frappes
Coffee Frappe
Frappe with or without cream£4.95Chocolate Frappe
Frappe with or without cream£4.95Vanilla Frappe
Frappe with or without cream£4.95
Desserts
Jam Sponge
With optional custard or cream£5.50Apple Crumble
With optional custard or cream£5.50Chocolate Fudge Cake
With optional custard or cream£4.95Sticky Toffee Pudding
With optional custard or cream£5.50Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough 500ml Ice Cream
Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough 500ml Ice Cream£6.75Triple Chocolate Brownie Slice
Rich, decadent chocolate brownie slice.£2.50
Sauce Sachets
Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
Squeeze Me Portion£0.50Mint Sauce Sachet
Sachet£0.50Brown HP Sauce Sachet
Sachet£0.30Mayonnaise Sachet
Sachet£0.25English Mustard Sachet
Sachet£0.25
Dips
Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
Chipotle Dip£1.00BBQ Dip
BBq Dip£1.00Sweet Chilli Dip
Sweet Chilli Dip£1.00Yoghurt & Mint Dip
Yoghurt & Mint Dip£1.00Garlic Mayo Dip
Garlic Mayo Dip£1.00
