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About Messy Chef - Southsea
Premium Quality Smash Burgers, Loaded Fries and Wings. 100% Halal.
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Classic Mess Burger
£10.50Messy Chicken Loaded Fries
£8.50Messy Zing! Burger
£10.00Messy Triplet (Mini Smash Burgers) (New Viral)
£10.99Ultimate Mess Burger
£15.50Messy Beef Loaded Fries
£8.50Hot Mess Burger
£10.50Messy Chicken Wings (6 Pieces)
£7.50BBQ Mess Burger
£11.50Messy Keto Burger (450 Calories)
450 kcal
£9.99
Messy Chef Special Deals
Messy Burger Meal Deal For 2
2 Messy Burgers and 2 Sides£24.63£28.98PopularBuy 2 Messy Burgers Get 1 Loaded Fries for Half Price
Buy 2 Messy Burgers Get 1 Loaded Fries for Half Price£25.99£28.50
What's New, Messy Chef?
Classic Mess Loaded Fries (New)
Indulge in our golden skin-on fries, topped with a juicy single smashed beef patty and melted sliced cheese. Smothered in rich molten cheese and drizzled with Messy Chef's signature Classic Sauce, this mouth-watering creation is finished with tangy gherkins, crispy onions, and a sprinkle of fragrant dried parsley. A messy, cheesy delight you won’t want to share!£8.00HalalMessy Triplet (Mini Smash Burgers) (New Viral)
You can now try our 3 signature Smashed Beef Burgers with sliced cheese and variation of Classic, Hot and BBQ sauce. Molten Cheese Dip on the side.£10.99HalalMessy Halloumi Burger (New)
Butter brushed and toasted Brioche Bun, Halloumi Patty Grilled, Lettuce, Red onion, Tomato, Gherkin or Jalapeno, Choice of Sauce.£10.00Pistachio Dream Cake (Inspired by Dubai Chocolate)
Luscious layers of chocolate cake, filled with a pistachio flavoured cream mousse, and chopped pistachios. Decorated with an outer layer of milk chocolate pieces, and a fine pistachio crumb.£6.50HalalDubai Chocolate Milkshake (New Viral)
Indulge in the rich and luxurious flavours of our viral sensation! This decadent milkshake blends silky chocolate, creamy pistachio spread, and smooth vanilla ice cream into a dreamy treat. Topped with a cloud of whipped cream and a sprinkle of crushed pistachios for the perfect finish. A must-try masterpiece straight from the heart of Dubai’s dessert scene.£6.50HalalMessy Smashed Croissant Burger (NEW & Exclusive)
£12.00Hot Mess Loaded Fries (NEW & HOT)
Indulge in our golden skin-on fries, topped with a juicy single smashed beef patty and melted sliced cheese. Smothered in rich molten cheese and drizzled with Messy Chef's signature Hot Sauce, this mouth-watering creation is finished with Jalapenos, crispy onions, and a sprinkle of fragrant dried parsley. A messy, cheesy and spicy delight you won’t want to share!£8.00Halal
Starters
Chilli Cheese Nuggets (5 pieces)
£4.99Chicken Goujons (4 Pieces)
Deep fried crispy chicken strips served with choice of one of our Messy special sauces and molten cheese dip(optional).£5.99HalalMac n Cheese Bites (4 pieces)
£4.99Halloumi Fries (5pcs)
£6.99VegetarianHot & Spicy Popcorn Chicken
Classic popcorn chicken bites made from high-quality whole muscle chicken fillets, with a spiced batter coating.£5.99Salt & Pepper Squid (6 Pieces)
£6.99
Messy Smashed Burgers
Gluten-free buns available. All Smash Burgers are made from 100% Halal Premium Quality British Beef. Always Fresh!
Classic Mess Burger
Double smash beef patties, American cheese, lettuce, onions, gherkins, Messy chef's special sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£10.50PopularMessy Wagyu Burger (Halal)
Butter Brushed and Toasted Seeded Brioche from Artisan Bakery, Double Smashed Premium Halal Wagyu Beef Patties, American cheese, lettuce, onions, Crispy onion, gherkins, Messy Classic Sauce, covered in warm molten cheese.£20.00Ultimate Mess Burger
Quadruple smash beef patties, American double cheese, smokey turkey bacon, Messy chef's special sauce covered in molten cheese.£15.50Hot Mess Burger
Double smash beef patties, American cheese, lettuce, onions, jalapeños, Messy chef's special hot sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£10.50PopularBBQ Mess Burger
Double smash beef patties, American sheese, smokey turkey bacon, lettuce, onions, Messy chef's special BBQ sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£11.50Messy Smashed Croissant Burger (NEW & Exclusive)
Two Smashed and Toasted Butter Croissant, Two Smashed Beef Patties/Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Fillet, Red Onion, Lettuce, Gherkins, Sliced Cheese, Choice of Sauce, Crispy Onion and Molten Cheese.£12.00Messy Triplet (Mini Smash Burgers) (New Viral)
You can now try our 3 signature Smashed Beef Burgers with sliced cheese and variation of Classic, Hot and BBQ sauce. Molten Cheese Dip on the side.£10.99HalalPink Mess (Breast Cancer Awareness)
Pink brioche bun, double beef smash patties, lettuce, onions, American cheese, gherkins, crispy onions topped up with warm molten cheese and choice of sauce. £1 gets donated in support of breast cancer awareness from every burger sold.£11.00Messy Brunch Burger (Limited Time Only!)
Butter Brushed and Toasted Brioche Bun, Double Smashed Beef Patties, American Sliced Cheese, Fried Egg, Turkey Bacon, Ketchup or choice of sauce.£10.50HalalBuy 2 Messy Burgers Get 1 Loaded Fries for Half Price
Buy 2 Messy Burgers Get 1 Loaded Fries for Half Price£25.99£28.50
Messy Chicken Menu
Messy Zing! Burger
Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Onions, Molten Cheese, Sliced Cheese, crispy onion, Messy Chef Special Burger Sauce, all put in a Butter brushed and toasted brioche bun.£10.00PopularMessy Chicken Wings (6 Pieces)
Deep Fried Marinated Wings tossed with a choice of sauce, topped with Crispy Onion and Dried Parsley.£7.50HalalUltimate Messy Zing
Double hot and spicy crispy chicken fillets, lettuce, onions, gherkins, Messy Chef special burger sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£12.00Messy Chicken Wings (3 Pieces) (New Recipe)
Deep Fried Marinated Wings tossed with a choice of sauce, topped with Crispy Onion and Dried Parsley.£3.99HalalChicken Goujons (4 Pieces)
Deep fried crispy chicken strips served with choice of one of our Messy special sauces and molten cheese dip(optional).£5.99HalalHot & Spicy Popcorn Chicken
Classic popcorn chicken bites made from high-quality whole muscle chicken fillets, with a spiced batter coating.£5.99Messy Crispy Chicken Burger
Butter Toasted Brioche Bun, Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Red Onions, crispy onion, Messy Chef Classic Sauce, Molten Cheese.£10.00
Messy Wraps
Messy Shawarma Wrap (Chicken)
Shawarma spiced thin slices of roasted chicken sautéed, Lettuce, onion, fried potatoes, topped with gherkins and home made garlic Sauce or choice of sauce, all put in a butter toasted tortilla wrap.£8.00HalalMessy Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Wrap (Hot)
Butter Toasted Tortilla Wrap, Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Red onion, Hot Sauce, fried potatoes.£8.00HalalMessy Crispy Chicken Wrap (Classic)
Tortilla Wrap, Crispy Chicken fillet, lettuce, red onion, fried potatoes, with Classic Sauce.£8.00HalalMessy Halloumi Wrap
Halloumi Slices Grilled, Lettuce, red onion, tomato, chips, choice of sauce, all put in a Butter toasted Tortilla wrap.£8.50Vegetarian
Messy Loaded Fries and Nachos
Messy Chicken Loaded Fries
French fries topped with Crispy chicken slices, molten cheese, Jalapenos and choice of sauce.£8.50PopularMessy Beef Loaded Fries
French fries topped with minced beef, salsa, jalapeños, molten cheese and choice of sauce.£8.50Classic Mess Loaded Fries (New)
Indulge in our golden skin-on fries, topped with a juicy single smashed beef patty and melted sliced cheese. Smothered in rich molten cheese and drizzled with Messy Chef's signature Classic Sauce, this mouth-watering creation is finished with tangy gherkins, crispy onions, and a sprinkle of fragrant dried parsley. A messy, cheesy delight you won’t want to share!£8.00HalalMessy Beef Loaded Nachos
Nachos topped with minced beef cooked in salsa, jalapeños, molten cheese and choice of sauce.£8.50Messy Chicken Loaded Nachos
Nachos topped with Crispy Chicken slices, molten cheese, Jalapenos and choice of sauce.£8.50Hot Mess Loaded Fries (NEW & HOT)
Indulge in our golden skin-on fries, topped with a juicy single smashed beef patty and melted sliced cheese. Smothered in rich molten cheese and drizzled with Messy Chef's signature Hot Sauce, this mouth-watering creation is finished with Jalapenos, crispy onions, and a sprinkle of fragrant dried parsley. A messy, cheesy and spicy delight you won’t want to share!£8.00HalalBacon Cheesy Tots (Halal)
Tater Tots, Molten Cheese topped with Halal Turkey Bacon Bits with choice of sauce.£7.50
Messy Tacos
Messy Smashed Burger Taco (2) (New)
2 Butter Brushed Taco Tortilla Smashed with Beef Patty, American Cheese, Lettuce, gherkins, Choice of Sauce, Optional add-ons: Fresh Salsa, Molten Cheese and Turkey Bacon.£9.50HalalCajun Spiced Chicken Tacos (2pcs)
£8.50Halal
Messy Healthy Meals🏋️
Messy Keto Burger (450 Calories)
Double Smashed Beef Patties on a bed of Salad made with Shredded Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red onion, Olive Oil, Classic Sauce and Molten Cheddar Cheese. Protein: 22.8g450 kcal
£9.99Messy Piri-Piri Chicken Salad (High Protein)
Piri-Piri marinated grilled Chicken fillets (150g) on a bed of Salad made with Shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes, diced gherkins, red onion, olive oil, comes with Garlic Sauce or choice of sauce. Protein: 30.4g323 kcal
£8.99Messy Protein Shake (Vanilla)
£2.99Messy Protein Shake (Strawberry)
Vanilla Flavoured Protein Powder (1 scoop) mixed with Frozen Strawberries and Whole Milk. Protein: 30g£2.99
Messy Crispy Hot Wings
Messy Chicken Wings (6 Pieces)
Deep Fried Marinated Wings tossed with a choice of sauce, topped with Crispy Onion and Dried Parsley.£7.50HalalMessy Chicken Wings (3 Pieces) (New Recipe)
Deep Fried Marinated Wings tossed with a choice of sauce, topped with Crispy Onion and Dried Parsley.£3.99Halal
Messy Vegan Menu
Vegan Mess Burger🌿
Vegan Bun, Moving Mountain Vegan Patty, Vegan Cheese, Lettuce, Red onion, Tomato, Gherkins and Choice of Sauce.£10.50VeganMessy Plant Protein Power Salad
Moving Mountain Plant Based Patty on a bed of Salad made with Shredded Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red onion, Gherkins, Olive Oil, Choice of Vegan Sauce and Vegan Cheese. Protein: 15g518 kcal
£9.95Vegan
Gulf's Favourite Menu
Hot & Spicy Popcorn Chicken
Classic popcorn chicken bites made from high-quality whole muscle chicken fillets, with a spiced batter coating.£5.99Messy Triplet (Mini Smash Burgers) (New Viral)
You can now try our 3 signature Smashed Beef Burgers with sliced cheese and variation of Classic, Hot and BBQ sauce. Molten Cheese Dip on the side.£10.99HalalAwar Qalb (12oz) (Gulf Favourite)
Strawberry, Mango, Vanilla Ice-cream, Sugar, Milk£5.99VegetarianMessy Wagyu Burger (Halal)
Butter Brushed and Toasted Seeded Brioche Bun, Double Smashed finest quality Wagyu Beef Patties, Lettuce, Red Onion, Sliced Cheese, Molten Cheese, Crispy Onion, Gherkins, Classic Sauce.£20.00Dubai Chocolate Milkshake (New Viral)
Indulge in the rich and luxurious flavours of our viral sensation! This decadent milkshake blends silky chocolate, creamy pistachio spread, and smooth vanilla ice cream into a dreamy treat. Topped with a cloud of whipped cream and a sprinkle of crushed pistachios for the perfect finish. A must-try masterpiece straight from the heart of Dubai’s dessert scene.£6.50Halal
Messy Shakes, Smoothies, Mocktails
Oreo Milkshake
£5.95Messy Hazelnut Chocolate Milkshake (Inspired By Ferrero)
£5.95Biscoff Milkshake
£5.95Messy Berry Smoothie (Extreme Detox)
Mixed berries, Apples and Ice.£4.99Messy Green Smoothie (Iron & Fibre Load)
Avocado, spinach, Mango and Ice.£4.99Messy Mango Passion Smoothie (Immune Power)
Mango chunks, passion fruit purée and Ice.£4.99Vanilla Milkshake
£5.50Messy Energy Drink (Viral Now!)
£2.99HalalDubai Chocolate Milkshake (New Viral)
Indulge in the rich and luxurious flavours of our viral sensation! This decadent milkshake blends silky chocolate, creamy pistachio spread, and smooth vanilla ice cream into a dreamy treat. Topped with a cloud of whipped cream and a sprinkle of crushed pistachios for the perfect finish. A must-try masterpiece straight from the heart of Dubai’s dessert scene.£6.50Halal
Kid's Meal
Kids' Cheeseburger, Chips and A Juice
Butter Brushed and Toasted Brioche Bun, Single handcrafted premium quality Smashed beef Patty with American sliced cheese, ketchup. Includes French fries and a choice of drink.£8.00HalalKids Chicken Goujons, Chips & A Juice
£8.00HalalKids' Chicken Burger, Chips and a Juice
Brioche style bun, Crispy Chicken Fillet, American Cheese, Mayo, comes with a side of chips and choice of kids drink£8.00HalalLittle Barbie Burger Meal (Chicken)
Pink Bun, crispy chicken fillet, American sliced cheese, Pink mayo. Comes with fries and a juice pack£8.50Halal
Sides and Dips
Skin-on-Fries
Vegan.£3.99Cheesy Fries
Fries topped with signature messy molten cheese.£5.49Cajun Fries
£4.95Onion Rings (6 pcs)
£3.99Molten Cheese Dip (4oz)
£2.99VegetarianButtermilk Ranch Sauce (2oz Dip)
Creamy and Herby Ranch SauceSuitable for VegetariansNo Artificial Colours£1.50VegetarianMessy Hot Sauce
Very hot.£1.50Sriracha Flavoured Fries
£4.95Sweet Potato Fries
£4.99Messy Classic Sauce
£1.50Messy BBQ Sauce
£1.50Garlic Mayo
£1.50Sweet Chilli Dip
£1.50Ketchup
£0.80Piri-Piri Fries
£4.95Mayonnaise
£0.80
Messy Desserts
Warm Chocolate Fudge Brownie
Rich, decadent and dense chocolate brownie with dark and white chocolate chunks.£4.50VegetarianMessy Flat Croissant (Oreo) (New Trend)
£4.50Messy Flat Croissant (Biscoff) (New Trend)
£4.50White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake
£5.00VegetarianMessy Flat Croissant (Raspberry Love) (New Trend)
£4.50
Soft Drinks
Coca-Cola
£2.25Coke Zero
£2.25Messy Fizz Unicorn (330ml)
Lychee, Strawberry and Homemade Lemonade.£2.50Fanta
£2.25Messy Fizz Mojito (330ml)
Fresh Lime, Mint Syrup, and Homemade Lemonade£2.50Messy Fizz (Mango Bliss)
Messy Chef's homemade Mango Sparkling Drink£2.50Messy Fizz Blue Lagoon (330ml)
Blueberry Syrup, Lime, Lemonade and Ice£2.50Awar Qalb (Kuwait's Favourite Drink)
Refreshing cold Kuwait's favourite drink now here at Messy Chef. Ingredients: Mango, Strawberry, Vanilla Ice cream, Sugar, Milk, Ice.£5.99Peach Iced Tea
Homemade Peach flavoured Tea with Ice and Peach slices.£2.50Sprite
£2.25Still Water
£1.50
