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The Kinder 2.0
£11.59The Oh My
£11.59The Billie Jean
£11.59The Oh My Krunch
£14.49The Mums Favourite
£11.59The OG Kinder
£11.59The Bully B (By UFC World Champion)
£11.59The Bronze Bomber
£11.59The Ace of Spades
£12.00The Full Chocolate Kookie
£13.99
Cheesecakes
The Kinder 2.0
Highly rated· Our in-house kinder sauce, luxury Belgian milk chocolate sauce & crushed flake.£11.59The Oh My
Highly rated· Luxury Belgian milk chocolate sauce, rich cocoa powder & Belgian milk chocolate shavings. Please note: our Belgian milk chocolate is served warm and can harden on top of the cheesecake, if you are eating it at a later time we recommend you request to have the sauce in a separate tub.£11.59The Billie Jean
Belgian milk chocolate & white chocolate sauce.£11.59The Ace of Spades
Freshly made Lemon Curd topped with crushed Swiss Meringue.£12.00The Mums Favourite
Rich pistachio sauce topped with crushed roasted and salted pistachios.£11.59The Frank White
Pistachio sauce & white chocolate.£11.59The Golden Boy
White chocolate sauce with salted caramel and caramel swirls.£11.59The OG Kinder
Our in-house kinder sauce and white chocolate sauce.£11.59The Bronze Bomber
Lotus sauce, lotus crushing & white chocolate sauce.£11.59The Where's Waldo?
White chocolate sauce and raspberry sauce.£11.59The Flash
Kinder sauce & raspberry sauce.£11.59The Rocky Balboa
Cookies & cream sauce with crushed chocolate biscuit.£11.59The Bully B (By UFC World Champion)
Topped with pistachio kunafa and milk chocolate. Proceeds of this menu item will go to charity.£11.59The Queen of Hearts
Freshly made strawberry coulis topped with buttered digestives.£12.00The Makavelli
Rich pistachio sauce with a drizzle of luxury Belgian milk chocolate sauce.£11.59The Grumpy Sprinkler
White chocolate sauce topped with sprinkles.£11.59The Red Lantern
Rich pistachio sauce with a drizzle of raspberry sauce.£11.59The Pink Panther
White chocolate sauce and raspberry sauce with chopped Jammy Dodgers.£11.59Plain Jane Vanilla
Plain but packs a powerful punch!£11.59The Jorel
Milk chocolate, white chocolate & dark chocolate.£11.59
Artisan Desserts
The Chocolate Molten Cake
A rich yet well balanced treat, perfectly baked cake with a decadent molten centre. We recommend having it with fresh double cream!£9.59Grumpy Chocolate Fudge Cake
Chocolate fudge cake slice, topped with rich Belgian chocolate.£8.85PopularChocolate Kinder Molten Cake
Gooey chocolate lava cake, topped with rich Belgian chocolate sauce, our in-house kinder sauce & kinder shavings!£10.20PopularThe Manc Molten
Milk chocolate, white chocolate, milk chocolate shavings and white shavings.£10.20The Kunafah Molten
Gooey chocolate lava cake, topped with rich Belgian chocolate sauce, kunafah, pistachio sauce & pistachio crumbs!£11.59
Artisan Milk Cake (Les Treches)
Pistachio Milk Cake
Drizzled with our signature pistachio sauce and topped with chopped, roasted and salted pistachios. Every dessert is lovingly made from scratch using the finest ingredients, guaranteeing quality and flavour in every bite.£8.85Lotus Milk Cake
Original lotus biscoff sauce and crushing. Every dessert is lovingly made from scratch using the finest ingredients, guaranteeing quality and flavour in every bite.£8.85Simply Vanilla Milk Cake
Every dessert is lovingly made from scratch using the finest ingredients, guaranteeing quality and flavour in every bite.£8.85Cookies & Cream Milk Cake
Cookies and cream sauce with crushed chocolate biscuit. Every dessert is lovingly made from scratch using the finest ingredients, guaranteeing quality and flavour in every bite.£8.85
Waffles
The Riddler Waffle
Milk chocolate sauce, pistachio sauce and chopped pistachios£10.89The Mancunion Waffle
Light and crispy waffle with a delicious twist.£10.89The Usual Waffle
Light and fluffy waffle, perfect for a sweet treat.£10.89The Millionaire
White chocolate sauce, salted caramel sauce & caramel swirls.£10.89The Kinder Kraze
Light and fluffy waffle topped with the highest quality Kinder Sauce£10.89PopularThe Raspberry Ripple Waffle
Light and fluffy waffle infused with sweet raspberry ripple.£10.89El Klassico
White chocolate sauce, kinder sauce and white chocolate shavings.£10.89The Lion King Waffle
Rich, indulgent waffle with a regal twist.£10.89
Loaded Berries
The Strawberries 2.0
Fresh strawberries, kinder sauce, belgian chocolate sauce and crushed flake£10.77The Chocoberry
Fresh strawberries and belgian milk chocolate sauce£10.77The Kunafah Can
Fresh strawberries, in house kunafah, pistachio sauce and belgian milk chocolate sauce£11.00
Cookie Dough
Finding Nemo
White chocolate chip cookie dough, lotus sauce, white chocolate sauce & biscoff crushings.£10.80007 Kookie
Milk chocolate chip cookie dough with kinder sauce, milk chocolate and crushed flake£10.80The Triple OG
White chocolate chip cookie dough with kinder sauce, white chocolate sauce and white shavings.£10.80The Cookie King
Double chocolate chip cookie dough with cookies & cream sauce and crushed chocolate biscuits.£10.80The Regular
Milk chocolate chip cookie dough with milk chocolate and strawberries.£10.80The Kunafah Kookie
Milk chocolate chip cookie dough with kunafah filling and Belgian milk chocolate.£10.80The Supreme Dream
White chocolate cookie dough and macadamia nut with white chocolate, raspberry sauce, strawberries and white shavings.£10.80
The Krunchy Baker
The Oh My Krunch
The Krunch version of The Oh My. Our famous Cheesecake, topped with Milk Chocolate Krunch, Belgian Milk Chocolate and cocoa powder.£14.49The Fully Loaded Krunch Molten
Half & Half!£13.99The Full Chocolate Kookie
Our In-House gooey cookie dough topped with our own style of Chocolate Krunch, Belgian Milk Chocolate and Flake£13.99The Full Kinder Krunch Molten
Our In-House Molten cake topped with our own style of Kinder Krunch, Kinder sauce and Flake.£12.99The Fully Loaded Kookie
Half & Half plus fresh Strawberries!£14.99The Full Kinder Kookie
Our In-House gooey cookie dough topped with our own style of Kinder Krunch, Kinder sauce and Flake£13.99The Full Chocolate Krunch Molten
Our In-House Molten cake topped with our own style of Chocolate Krunch, Belgian Milk Chocolate and Flake£12.99
Milkshakes
The Simba Shake
Lotus sauce, white chocolate sauce and biscoff crushings.£8.85Cookies & Cream
Cookies and cream sauce and chocolate cookies£8.85The Kinder Madness
Kinder sauce, kinder bar & milk chocolate.£8.85The Caramel Cascade
White chocolate, salted caramel & caramel swirls.£8.85The Jammy Baker
Jammy dodgers, white chocolate & raspberry sauce.£8.85
New Summer Drinks
Tropic Like Its Hot
Orange & Watermelon Mocktail£8.99Pina Picasso
American Float Soda - Pineapple and coconut cold foam with vanilla ice cream£8.99Green Goblin
Lime & Kiwi Mocktail£8.99The Flamingo
American Dirty Soda - Green Apple and Strawberry Cold Foam£8.99
Ice Cream Sundaes
Sub Zero
Mango & Vanilla Soft Serve - Strawberry and Bubblegum Sherbet with Raspberry sauce£9.00The Winter Soldier
Vanilla Soft Serve - Kunafah, pistachio sauce and milk chocolate£8.00The Kool Kaz Freeze
Vanilla Soft Serve - White Chocolate Sauce, Raspberry sauce and White Chocolate shavings£9.0024 Karat
Mango Soft Serve - Fresh Mango coulis, White Chocolate and White Chocolate shavings£9.00
Mocktails
The Berry Poppins
Mixed Berries£8.99The Pop Smoke
Pineapple and Passionfruit£8.99The Palm Springs
Mango and Lychee£8.99The Sonic Boom
Blue Curacao syrup, zested to perfection£8.99
Soft Drinks
Irn Bru
Bright orange Scottish soda with a unique flavour.£3.00J20 Orange and Passion
Orange and passion fruit flavoured soft drink.£3.00J20 Apple and Razz
Apple and raspberry flavoured soft drink.£3.00Water
Pure and refreshing hydration.£3.00