
About Slap Noodles - Uxbridge
Slap Noodles is built on one thing done properly — hand slapped biang biang noodles, thick, chewy and built to carry heat. No shortcuts. No compromise. Every bowl starts with that noodle. From slow-braised beef broths to chilli-drenched dry slaps — welcome to your new obsession.
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Cucumber Salad
Fresh cucumbers, slap secret sauce and chilli oil.£3.47£4.95Vegan30% offHouse Spring Rolls
Classic vegetable spring rolls and choice of dipping sauce£4.17£5.95Popular30% offOG Chicken Slap
Hand-pulled biang biang noodles, pulled chicken, homemade chilli oil, crispy garlic and pok choi£9.77£13.95Popular30% off
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The Signature Beef Slap
£15.95Slap Box
£19.95The Beef Slurp
£17.95The Chicken Slurp
£15.95Chilli Chicken Wonton
£9.95Slap Pack
£18.75The Shiitake Slurp
£15.95Double Slap
£34.95Crispy Shiitake Pocket
£8.45Spicy Karaage Chicken Pocket
£8.45
Slurp & Slap Combos
Slap Box
Highly rated· Choice of noodle bowl and yakitori skewers£19.95Double Slap
Choice of 2 noodle bowls, 1 side and 2 drinks£34.95Slap Pack
Choice of noodle bowl and spring rolls£18.75Full House
2 Slap bowls, 1 kids bowl and 1 dessert£37.25Chef's Slap
Our chef's recommended pairings from the menu. Noodle bowl, selected sides and bubble tea£24.45
Small Plates
Chilli Chicken Wonton
Steamed chicken wontons and chilli oil£9.95Spicy Karaage Chicken Pocket
Crispy and flaky Chinese pastry stuffed with fried chicken, Buldak mayo and chives£8.45Crispy Shiitake Pocket
Crispy and flaky Chinese pastry stuffed with crispy shiitake bites, hoisin sauce, sliced cucumber, coriander, chives and sesame seeds£8.45Vegan
Biang Biang Bowls
OG Chicken Slap
Hand-pulled biang biang noodles, pulled chicken, homemade chilli oil, crispy garlic and pok choi£9.77£13.9530% offThe Signature Beef Slap
Highly rated· Hand-pulled biang biang noodles, slow-braised beef, homemade chilli oil, crispy garlic, and pok choi£15.95Classic Shiitake Slap
Hand-pulled biang biang noodles, crispy shiitake bites, homemade chilli oil, crispy garlic and pok choi.£13.95VeganTofu Tough Guy
Hand-pulled biang biang noodles, fried tofu, homemade chilli oil, crispy garlic and pok choi£13.95Vegan
Soupy Biang Biang Bowls
The Beef Slurp
Highly rated· Hand-pulled biang biang noodles, slow-braised beef, homemade chilli oil, crispy garlic, pok choi and hot broth£17.95The Chicken Slurp
Hand-pulled biang biang noodles, pulled chicken, homemade chilli oil, crispy garlic, pok choi and hot broth£15.95PopularThe Shiitake Slurp
Hand-pulled biang biang noodles, crispy shiitake bites, homemade chilli oil, crispy garlic, pok choi and hot broth.£15.95VeganThe Tofu Slurp
Hand-pulled biang biang noodles, fried tofu, homemade chilli oil, crispy garlic, pok choi and hot broth£15.95Vegan
Sides
House Spring Rolls
Classic vegetable spring rolls and choice of dipping sauce£4.17£5.9530% offYakitori Skewers
Glazed chicken skewers, toasted sesame and choice of dipping sauce£7.95Cucumber Salad
Fresh cucumbers, slap secret sauce and chilli oil.£3.47£4.9530% offKaraage Chicken
Our favourite fried chicken and choice of dipping sauce£7.75Salt & Pepper Squid
Crispy squid, Chinese salt & pepper seasoning and choice of dipping sauce£7.95Dynamite Prawns
Panko fried prawns and choice of dipping sauce£8.25Prawn Crackers
Crunchy prawn crackers£2.45
Kids
Junior Slurp
Kids ramen noodles, pok choi, shredded chicken, noodle broth£6.95Junior Slap
Kids ramen noodles, pok choi and shredded chicken.£5.75
Desserts
The Sweet Slap
Fried Chinese pastry chunks topped with mango puree and condensed milk.£4.25Vegetarian
Dips
Chilli Oil
Slap special -homemade chilli oil£1.45Buldak Mayo
Spicy Buldak blended with house mayo£1.45Hoisin Sauce
Sweet and savory Chinese glaze£1.45Sriracha Mayo
Rich, tangy and spicy sriracha blended with house mayo£1.45
Drinks
Rubicon Mango
A tropical mango drink.£2.15Original Bubble Tea
Classic bubble tea – smooth black tea blended with milk and served with chewy tapioca pearls.£3.45Tango Orange
Super-bubbly soda packed with an intense, tangy orange kick.£2.15Cantaloupe & Pear Bubble Tea
A fruity and refreshing bubble tea combining the sweetness of ripe cantaloupe and juicy pear with signature tapioca pearls.£3.45Ben Shaw's Cloudy Lemonade
A refreshing cloudy lemonade with a zesty citrus flavour.£2.15Vimto
A secret blend of mixed berries, grapes, and subtle spices.£2.15Still Water
Pure, refreshing still water.£1.65Brown Sugar Bubble Tea
A rich and creamy bubble tea blended with sweet brown sugar notes and chewy tapioca pearls for a smooth, indulgent treat.£3.50Rubicon Passion
Refreshing drink with passion fruit flavours.£2.15