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Side Platters

Perfect for Sharing! Original
A choice of smug hot roasted or smokey BBQ roasted chicken wings, mac ‘n cheese bites, onion rings, Your choice of sauce
£10.95
Vegetarian
Mac ‘n’ cheese Bites, onion rings, Southern fried halloumi pieces. Your choice of sauce
£12.50
Smug
Currently sold out
£19.95

Kids can eat like grown-ups, just calf the size!

Hot Dog
Hot dog smothered in fried onions,jalapeños and smug hot sauce in a brioche roll
£5.95
Original Dog
Hot dog topped with fried onions, ketchup, and French’s mustard in a brioche roll
£5.45
Cheese Dog
Hot dog piled high with cheese and fried onions in a brioche roll
£6.95
Dirty Dog
Hot dog fully loaded with smoked turkey bacon, pulled beef brisket, cheese, and fried onions in a brioche rollSmug hot sauce or Smokey BBQ Sauce.
£9.95

We only use 28 day dry-aged beef (flank, chuck, brisket) sourced locally

Original Cow
6 oz beef patty topped with cheese, red onion, lettuce, pickles, ketchup, and French mustard in a sesame seed bun
£6.95
Cow On Cow
Two 6 oz beef patties loaded with cheese, red onion, lettuce, pickles, ketchup, and French mustard in a sesame seed bun
£9.95
Fat Cow
A messy three 6 oz beef patties stacked with Monterey Jack cheese, smoked turkey bacon, fried onions, lettuce, pickles, ketchup, and French mustard on a sesame seed bun
£12.95
Smug Cow
6 oz beef patty and pulled beef brisket covered in Monterey Jack cheese and fried onions in a brioche bun. Smug hot sauce or smokey BBQ sauce
£9.95
Posh Cow
Slices of tender rib eye steak garnished with cheese, fried onions, and caramelized onion chutney in a brioche bun
£12.95

Chicken breast, marinated in buttermilk, coated in secret smug seasoning and fried to perfection

Funky Chicken
A perfect combo of chicken breast, spicy tortilla chips, cheese, lettuce, jalapeños, smug hot sauce, and mayonnaise in a sesame seed bun
£9.95
Original Chicken
Chicken breast topped with cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise in a sesame seed bun
£8.50
Smug Chicken
Flavour loaded chicken breast, cheese, potato rosti, lettuce, and mayonnaise in a brioche bun. Smug hot sauce or smokey BBQ sauce
£9.95
Original Grilled Chicken
Seasoned Chicken Breast grilled topped with cheese, red onion, lettuce, mayonnaise in a sesame seed bun.
£6.95
Smug Hot Grilled Chicken
Flavour spicy Chicken breast grilled, smoked Monterey Jack’s Cheese, pickles, lettuce, red onion, mayonnaise in a brioche bun
£8.95

Original Veggie Burger
Suitable for vegetarians. Vegetable burger topped with cheese, roasted red pepper, lettuce, red onion, pickles, tomato ketchup, and French mustard in a brioche bun
£8.95
Beyond Cow
Suitable for vegans. Beyond burger topped with vegan cheese, roasted red pepper, lettuce, fried onions, pickles, tomato ketchup, and French mustard in a vegan brioche bun
£8.95

Original Fries
Dusted in sea salt
£2.95
Smug Spiced Fries
Coated in smug seasoning
£3.25
Cheese Fries
Topped with cheese
£3.95
Dirty Fries
Topped with cheese, smoked turkey bacon, and mayonnaise
£4.45
Smug Fries
Topped with pulled beef brisket, smoked turkey bacon, and cheese
£6.95

Sauces are all sold in small pot

All sold as slices

All shakes are 500ml

Original Wrap
Grilled Chicken strips, cheese l, lettuce, onion, and mayonnaise.
£5.95
Smug Wrap
Seasoned grilled chicken strips, Turkey Bacon, cheese, lettuce, red onion, and mayonnaise.
£6.95
Plant Wrap
Currently sold out
£6.95
Plant based
Burrito Wrap
Chilli Beef brisket, original fries, cheese, lettuce, red onion, and mayonnaise.
£6.95