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Meal deals

10" Pizza Deal
10" pizza with 2 toppings, chips, and small donner kebab.
£13.99
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12" Pizza Deal
12" pizza with 2 toppings, chips, and large donner kebab.
£15.99
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Set Meal 4
Large chicken pakora, mix pakora, any 4 chicken or lamb curries from the menu 2 rice, 2 nan bread, and chips. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.
£39.20
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Set Meal 2
Mix pakora or chicken chaat, any 2 chicken or lamb curries from the menu, and rice and nan bread. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.
£21.20
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Set Meal 1
Vegetable pakora, any chicken or lamb curry from the menu, rice or nan bread. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.
£13.50
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Set Meal 3
Mix pakora and chicken chaat, any 3 chicken or lamb curries from the menu, and 2 rice and nan bread. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.
£30.20
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Popular with other people

Any Curry
£8.60
Two Fats Special Calzone
£10.50
Tandoori Mixed Grill
£15.00
10" Munchy Box
£10.50
Butter Chicken
£11.99
16" Munchy Box
£17.50
Set Meal 1
£13.50
Set Meal 2
£21.20
Set Meal 4
£39.20
10" Pizza Deal
£13.99

Starters

Chicken Pakora
£6.99
Jalapeno Poppers
£5.99
Mix Pakora
Chicken, veg, and mushroom.
£6.99
Mozzarella Sticks
£5.99
Garlic Breaded Mushrooms
£5.99
Vegetable Pakora
£5.99
Mushroom Pakora
£5.99
Onion Rings
£5.99
Chilli Chicken
£7.00
Creamy Garlic Mushrooms
£5.99
Spicy Garlic Mushrooms
£5.99
Vegetable Samosa 5 Pieces
£5.99
Mince Samosa 5 Pieces
£5.99
Butterfly King Prawns
£5.99

Pooris

Sweet & sour or spicy.

Chicken Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.
£5.99
Aloo Chana Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.
£5.99
Garlic Mushroom Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.
£5.99
Mince Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.
£5.99

Tandoori Starters

Chicken Tikka
£6.50
Chef's Special Platter
Veg pakora, chicken pakora, chicken tikka, lamb tikka, and chicken chaat.
£9.99
Chicken Chaat
£6.50
Lamb Tikka
£6.99
Tandoori Chicken
£7.99
Seekh Kebab
£6.99
Desi Lamb Chop Starter
£7.99

Tandoori Main Meals

All tandoori dishes are cooked in a clay oven & these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce & rice.

Tandoori Mixed Grill
Chicken chat, chicken tikka, lamb tikka, chicken leg, seekh kebab, and nan bread. Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£15.00
Mixed Tikka Meal
Chicken and lamb.Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£11.99
Chicken Tikka
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£11.30
Lamb Tikka
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£11.99
Half Tandoori Chicken
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£12.50
Seekh Kebab
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£11.30
Chicken Shashlik
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£12.50
Lamb Shashlik
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£12.99
Salmon Tikka
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£12.45
Tandoori King Prawns
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£15.45
Tandoori Lamb Chop
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£12.45

Old Fine Favourites

Available in: chicken, chicken tikka or lamb (with extra cost). Rice or nan bread not included.

Curry
Original classic. Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.50
Bhuna
Thick sauce with ginger, garlic, and tomato. Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.80
Do-Piaza
A thick sauce with additional onions. Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.80
Patia
A sweet and sour dish with tangy sauce. Rice or nan bread not included.
£9.25
Dansac
Dish containing a mixture of lentils. Rice or nan bread not included.
£9.25
Madras
A fairly hot dish. Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.30
Vindaloo
A very hot dish. Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.30
Saag
A blend of spinach leaves. Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.30
Phal
A challenge. Hottest curry available. Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.50

Kormas

Original Korma
Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.99
Mughlai Korma
A rich creamy dish prepared using fresh cream and mild spices. Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.99
Kashmiri Korma
Made with yoghurt and saffron milk with pineapple, mangos, or peaches to give a nice fruity taste. Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.99
Ceylonese Korma
Prepared with fresh cream, coconut cream, and a mild spices to give its own individual taste. Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.99
Punjabi Korma
A rich and creamy dish prepared using green pepper. Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.99
Chilli Korma
Cooked with fresh cream, garlic ginger, and green chillies. Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.99
Honey Korma
A mild dish cooked with fresh cream, coconut cream, and honey. Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.99

Biryani

Originating from Persia, this simple dish begin as rice & meat baked together in the oven, served with separate curry sauce to complement the tasty dish.

Biryani
Originating from Persia, this simple dish begin as rice and meat baked together in the oven, served with separate curry sauce to complement the tasty dish.
£12.25

Vegetarian

Rice or nan bread not included.

Aloo Gobi
Potato and cauliflower. Rice or nan bread not included.
£7.99
Channa Curry
Chickpeas. Rice or nan bread not included.
£7.99
Saag Paneer
Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.00
Mixed Vegetable Curry
Rice or nan bread not included.
£7.99
Saag Aloo
Potato and spinach. Rice or nan bread not included.
£7.99
Tarka Daal
Various. Rice or nan bread not included.
£7.99
Mushroom and Paneer Balti
Rice or nan bread not included.
£8.80
Bombay Aloo
Rice or nan bread not included.
£7.99

House Specialties

Butter Chicken
Prepared in a delicate blend of butter, fresh cream, yoghurt cashew nut powder, and herbs.
£11.99
Tikka Rogan Josh
Prepared with onions, ginger, garlic, and tomatoes.
£11.99
Tikka Masala
Cooked with green peppers, onions, fresh cream, and ground almonds.
£11.99
South Indian Garlic Chilli Chicken Tikka
A fresh garlic and chilli sauce with fresh coriander and a touch of crispy red chilli.
£11.99
Tikka Jaipuri
Selected chicken tikka pieces blended with subtle touches of herbs and spices, cooked with mushrooms, green peppers, and onions.
£11.99
Tikka Nentara
Marinated with ground spices and cooked with green peppers and onions.
£11.99
Tikka Chasni
A sweet and sour smooth tangy dish prepared with fresh cream, ground cashew nuts, mild herbs, and spices.
£11.99
Tikka Jalfrezi
Served with ginger, green peppers, onions, coriander, and tomatoes.
£11.99
Tikka Punjabi Masala
Cooked with capsicums and onions, delicately flavoured with herbs and spices.
£11.99
Tikka Mazay Daar
Cooked with garlic, ginger, capsicums, and onions topped with a sauce of fresh cream and cheese.
£11.99
Tikka Masaledar
Cooked tandoori style with green peppers and onions, blended into a slightly tangy sauce.
£11.99
Tikka Honey Mint Masala
Cooked with coconut, honey, and mint along with mild spices, korma style.
£11.99
Kali Mirch Masala
An unusual goanese hot dish prepared with green chillies, boneless chunks of meat, marinated with a hint of tamarind, ginger, garlic, and ground black pepper.
£11.99
Tikka Pardesi
A medium spiced dish consisting of spinach, cumin, and mushrooms with a touch of coriander.
£11.99
Tikka Creamy Masala
Cooked in fresh cream and masala almond powder in a rich creamy sauce.
£11.99
Tikka Garam Masala
Prepared tikka style cooked with garlic butter and a blend of warm spices giving an excellent dish of medium strength.
£11.99
Tikka Pasanda
A mild sauce of fresh cream with ground almonds.
£11.99
Tikka Tandoori Masala
Cooked with spiced marinade, can be made to desired strength.
£11.99
Tikka Achari
Cooked with capsicums, onions, and mixed pickle blended with ginger, garlic, and Punjabi spices giving a medium to hot strength dish.
£11.99
Tikka Makhani Masala
Cooked in a mild sauce with fresh cream, tomatoes, ground cashew nuts, and ground dried fruits
£11.99
Tikka Malaidar
Cooked in cream and spinach puree in a medium sauce.
£11.99
Lagan Ki Boti
Try a little tenderness, melt in the mouth Scottish lamb diced, simmered slowly with ginger and garlic.
£12.50
Balti
Cooked with fresh ginger, garlic, onions, peppers, and a touch of mixed pickle giving a beautiful taste.
£11.99
Karahi
Stir fried style diah, made with cooked peppers and onion in a wok.
£11.99

Rice

Mushroom Rice
£4.99
Pilau Rice
£3.75
Boiled Rice
£3.50
Special Rice
£4.99

Bread Basket

Garlic Nan
£4.99
Plain Nan
£3.99
Cheese Nan
£5.00
Peshwari Nan
£4.99
Garlic and Cheese Nan
£5.99
Mince Nan
£5.99
Paratha
£4.00
Chapati
£2.05
Butter Chapati
£2.40

Accompaniments

Dips
£0.80
2 Poppadoms
£2.25
Spice Onions
£1.99
Curry Sauce
£5.99
Speciality Sauce
£5.99

Half and Half Curry

Half and Half Curry
Curry in the same container with fried rice or boiled rice.
£6.99

Melts

Two fats famous nan bread with choice of your own topping on a plain, garlic or peshwari nan.

Melts
Two fats famous nan bread with choice of your own topping on a plain, garlic, or Peshwari nan.
£10.99

Wraps

All wraps served with meat in a tortilla wrap, with chips on the side. Choose from chicken, donner or spicy chicken.

Wrap
Served with meat and cheese in a tortilla wrap with chips on the side.
£5.99

European Dishes

Special Fried Chicken and Chips
£6.45
Chicken Maryland and Chips
£7.45
Chicken Salad and Chips
£6.45
10 Pieces Chicken Nuggets and Chips
£6.00
Chicken Popcorn and Chips
£5.75
Cheese Omelette and Chips
£5.50
Breaded Fish
2 Fish.
£5.45
Breaded Fish and Chips
2 Fish.
£6.45

Quick Snacks

Chips and Cheese
£4.50
Chips
£3.80
Chips and Donner
£6.99
Chips, Cheese, and Donner
£6.00
Popular
Chips, Cheese and Spicy Chicken
£6.99
Chips, Cheese, and Chicken Pakora
£6.99
Chips and any Curry Sauce
£5.99
Garlic Bread
£3.99
Garlic Bread with Cheese
£4.99

Burgers

Bacon Cheeseburger
£5.99
Sky Scraper
2 beefburgers with cheese and donner meat.
£6.99
Chicken Burger
£5.25
Cheeseburger
£4.99
Donner Roll
£4.99
Hamburger
£4.99
Double Cheeseburger
£6.25
Veggie Burger
£4.99
Hot and Spicy Chicken Fillet Burger
£5.99

Hoagies

Chips, cheese & meat with salad & sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.

Any Curry
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£8.00
Chicken Pakora
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£7.30
Mixed Meat
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£7.30
Spicy Chicken
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£7.30
Donner
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£6.30
Chicken Tikka
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£7.30
Vegetable Hoagie
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£6.30

Kids Meals

8" Cheese Pizza
Served with fruit shoot.
£6.99
Beef Burger and Chips
Served with fruit shoot.
£5.99
Fish Fingers and Chips
Served with fruit shoot.
£5.99
Chicken Nuggets and Chips
Served with fruit shoot.
£5.99
Chips and Donner
Served with fruit shoot.
£5.99

Kebabs

All kebabs come with pitta bread, salad & sauce. Add cheese topping for an extra cost. Separate sauce or salad for an extra cost.

Chicken Tikka
Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£7.99
Lamb Shaslik
Tender sliced lamb cutlets, sliced onions, mushrooms, and green peppers. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£9.25
Donner
Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£6.99
Shish
Tender lamb spiced and cooked on a charcoal grill. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£9.99
Chicken Shashlik
Served with onion, green peppers, and mushrooms. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£9.25
Two Fat Indian Special
Donner, shish, and chicken kebab. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£12.30
Special Jumbo King on Garlic and Cheese Nan
Donner, shish, chicken kebab, chicken tikka, and seekh kebab. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£14.30

Pizza

Meat Feast
Chicken, mince, ham, and pepperoni.
£7.99
Vegetarian
£7.50
Any Curry
£8.60
Cheese
£5.99
Chef's Special
Desi style cooked in pan.
£8.25
Hot and Spicy
Spicy chicken, spicy mince, and green chilli.
£7.99
Spicy Chicken
£7.25
Double Pepperoni
£6.25
Hawaiian
Ham and pineapple.
£7.10
4 Seasons
Chicken, peppers, mushroom, and sweetcorn.
£7.50
2 Fats Special
Chicken tikka, spicy mince onion, and green chilli.
£9.99
Scottish Donner
Chips, donner meat, and kebab sauce.
£8.30
Turkish Delight
Chicken and donner meat.
£6.99

Calzones

Two Fats Special Calzone
Cheeseburger, donner meat, and chef's special sauce. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.
£10.50
Popular
Any Curry Calzone
Any curry of your choice. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips. Chicken or lamb.
£10.50
Chicken Tikka Calzone
Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.
£9.20
Mixed Calzone
Chicken tikka, donner meat, spicy chicken, and spiced onions. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.
£10.50
Donner Calzone
Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.
£8.99
Spicy Chicken Calzone
£9.20
Special Calzone
Chicken tikka, spicy mince, onions, and green chillies. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.
£10.50
Scottish Donner Calzone
Chips, cheese, and donner meat. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.
£10.20

Desserts

2 Slices of Chocolate Fudge Cake
£5.80
Popular
Ice Cream Tub 500ml
£6.29
Ben and jerrys cookie dough
£6.00
Two fat nutella pizza
Very new and populer nutella pizza made by two fat indians.
£5.95

Munchy Boxes

16" Munchy Box
16" pizza box filled with mix pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, 4 sauces, salad, onion rings, nan bread, and large bottle of juice.
£17.50
10" Munchy Box
10" pizza box filled with mix pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, pakora sauce, kebab sauce, onion rings, pitta bread, and can of juice.
£10.50
12" Munchy Box
12" pizza box filled with mix pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, pakora sauce, kebab sauce, onion rings, and can of juice.
£14.50