Dirty Fries Guys - Port Dundas delivery from Port Dundas

The Big Dirty Munchie Box Collection

Classic Box
Any 2 burgers or dogs, loaded fries, mozzarella fritters, onion rings, chicken wings or boneless bites, 2 x cans.
£25.00
Salt and Chill Box
Any 2 burgers or dogs, salt and chilli loaded fries, salt and chilli mozzarella, fritters and onion rings and chicken wings or boneless bites 2x cans.
£28.00
The Heavy Dirty Box
Any 4 burgers or dogs, 2x loaded fries, mozzarella fritters, onion rings, chicken wings or boneless bites, 2x side of chilli or brisket or mac, 4 cans of juice.
£50.00

Proper fresh handmade burgers made using quality butcher meat. All burgers come with 2x 3oz gourmet beef burgers, served on a toasted bun.

The Classic
American cheese, fresh salad and house tomato ketchup.
£6.50
The WeeDirty Kids
The classic burger for the wee ones (1x 3oz beef burger).
£5.50
The Bacon Dirty
American cheese, rashers of crispy streaky bacon, fresh salad and an onion ring.
£8.50
The Mac and Bacon Dirty
Mac and bacon bites.
£7.50
The Chilli Cheese (Belter)
Nacho cheese, American cheese, Homemade beef chilli, jalapenos and sour cream.
£8.50
BBQ Dirty
American cheese, rashers of crispy streaky bacon, lashings of BBQ sauce and an onion ring.
£8.50
The Messy Brisket
Loaded with slow cooked beef brisket in a thick homemade gravy and an onion ring. Properly messy but worth it!
£9.50
The Big MacDirty
Stornoway black pudding fritter, haggis fritter and peppercorn sauce.
£9.50

Fresh chicken fillets cooked to perfection in our house seasoning, served on a toasted bun.

The Easy Chick
Fresh salad.
£6.50
The Dirty Chick
American cheese, rashers of crispy streaky bacon, fresh salad and mayonnaise.
£8.50
The Crazy Hot Chick
House hot sauce, chillies, jalapenos, southwest sauce and fresh salad.
£7.50
The Dirty Katsu Chick
Katsu curry sauce, fresh chillies and fresh salad.
£7.50
The Salt and Chilli Chick (Belter)
Tossed in house salt and chilli spices and fresh salad.
£7.50
The Satay Salt and Chilli Chick
Tossed in house salt and chilli spices. Smothered in Satay sauce with fresh salad
£9.00
The BBQ Dirty Chick
American cheese, rashers of crispy streaky bacon, lashings of BBQ sauce and an onion ring.
£8.50
The Big MacDirty Chick
Stornoway black pudding fritter, haggis fritter and peppercorn sauce.
£9.50

Served on a toasted bun.

Real meat gourmet fresh hot dogs served in a premium bun.

The Classic Dog
Onions and sauce.
£6.50
The Chilli Dog
Homemade beef chilli , jalapenos and nacho cheese.
£8.50
The Cheesy Dog
Nacho cheese and southwest sauce.
£7.50
The Hot Hot Dog
Smothered in house hot sauce, fresh chillies, jalapenos and southwest sauce.
£7.50

Our signature dirty fries loaded with your choice of fresh toppings.

Salt and Chilli Chicken Fries
Loaded with house salt and chilli seasoning, fresh chicken and fresh chillies.
£6.50
Katsu Chicken Fries
Loaded with panko chicken pieces, katsu curry sauce and fresh chillies.
£6.50
Satay Loaded Fries
Smothered in Satay sauce and sesame seeds.
£6.50
Cheesy Bacon Bit Dirty Fries
Loaded with nacho cheese and crispy bacon bits.
£6.50
Pizza Dirty Fries
Loaded with pizza sauce and fresh mozzarella.
£6.50
Dirty Chilli Fries
Loaded with proper beef chilli, slow cooked beef brisket in a thick homemade gravy, nacho cheese and sour cream.
£7.50
Dirty Fries
Loaded with slow cooked beef brisket in a thick homemade gravy, crispy onion pieces and fresh mozzarella.
£7.50
MacDirty Fries
Loaded with stornoway black pudding, haggis and peppercorn sauce.
£7.50

Our signature proper tortilla nachos loaded with your choice of fresh toppings.

Classic Nachos
Nacho cheese, salsa, sour cream, jalapenos and southwest sauce.
£6.50
Chilli Cheese Nachos
Proper beef chilli, nacho cheese, sour cream, jalapenos and southwest sauce.
£8.50
MacDirty Nachos
Bacon bits, stornoway black pudding, real haggis and peppercorn sauce.
£8.50

Serviced in light tempura batter, cooked to perfection.

Classic Chicken Tempura
Served with soy and ginger sauce.
£6.50
Salt and Chilli Chicken Tempera
Tossed in our house salt and chilli seasoning, served with sweet chili sauce.
£7.50
MacDirty Tempura
Classic chicken, stornoway black pudding and haggis, served with peppercorn sauce.
£8.50

Handmade Mozzarella Fritters (5)
Comes with side salad and salsa dip.
£5.50
Handmade Salt and Chilli Mozzarella Fritters (5)
Comes with salad and salsa dip.
£7.00
Flaming Hot Kicking Chicken Wings
£6.50
Flaming Hot Kicking Boneless Bites
£6.50
BBQ Chicken Wings
£6.50
BBQ Boneless Bites
£6.50
Salt and Chilli Chicken Wings
£6.50
Salt and Chill Boneless Bites
£6.50
Onion Rings
£4.00
Salt and Chilli Onion Rings
£5.50
Mac and Cheese
£4.00
Cajun Mac and Cheese
£5.50

Bubble Waffles
£4.00
Ice Cream Sundaes
Made with our homemade ice cream, packed full of sauce and toppings.
£5.50
Dirty Cookie Dough
Made with our homemade ice cream, packed full of sauce and toppings.
£6.50
Fresh Handmade Cheesecake Selection
Supplied fresh daily by the Loch Lomond Cheesecake Company, made using Jersey milk from Loch Lomond cattle. Various flavours and toppings.
£5.50

Flat White
£2.00
Caffe Latte
£2.50
Latte Macchiato
£2.50
Cappuccino
£2.50
Double Espresso
£3.00
Americano
£2.00
Mochaccino
£2.50
The Special Dirty Blend (Secret Recipe)
Lots of caffeine, packs a punch but smooth as silk.
£4.00
Deluxe Hot Chocolate
Domes with whipped cream, hazelnut syrup and Lotus Biscoff pieces.
£4.00
Tea
£2.00

All made using our own handmade ice cream recipe.

16oz Classic Milkshakes
Choose from strawberry, chocolate, mint or vanilla.
£5.00
20oz Loaded Dirty Milkshakes
Blended chocolate bars, lots of sauce, whipped cream and toppings.
£7.00
20oz Iced Double Espresso Coffee Milkshakes
£6.00

16oz Slushies
Choose from raspberry or strawberry.
£3.50
20oz Premium Slushies
Choose from Red Bull, Monster, Irn Bru, Coca Cola, Ribena, Sprite or Fanta.
£5.50