The Big Dirty Munchie Box Collection
Classic Box
Any 2 burgers or dogs, loaded fries, mozzarella fritters, onion rings, chicken wings or boneless bites, 2 x cans.£25.00Salt and Chill Box
Any 2 burgers or dogs, salt and chilli loaded fries, salt and chilli mozzarella, fritters and onion rings and chicken wings or boneless bites 2x cans.£28.00The Heavy Dirty Box
Any 4 burgers or dogs, 2x loaded fries, mozzarella fritters, onion rings, chicken wings or boneless bites, 2x side of chilli or brisket or mac, 4 cans of juice.£50.00
Gourmet Beef Burgers
Proper fresh handmade burgers made using quality butcher meat. All burgers come with 2x 3oz gourmet beef burgers, served on a toasted bun.
The Classic
American cheese, fresh salad and house tomato ketchup.£6.50The WeeDirty Kids
The classic burger for the wee ones (1x 3oz beef burger).£5.50The Bacon Dirty
American cheese, rashers of crispy streaky bacon, fresh salad and an onion ring.£8.50The Mac and Bacon Dirty
Mac and bacon bites.£7.50The Chilli Cheese (Belter)
Nacho cheese, American cheese, Homemade beef chilli, jalapenos and sour cream.£8.50BBQ Dirty
American cheese, rashers of crispy streaky bacon, lashings of BBQ sauce and an onion ring.£8.50The Messy Brisket
Loaded with slow cooked beef brisket in a thick homemade gravy and an onion ring. Properly messy but worth it!£9.50The Big MacDirty
Stornoway black pudding fritter, haggis fritter and peppercorn sauce.£9.50
Panko Chicken Fillet Burgers
Fresh chicken fillets cooked to perfection in our house seasoning, served on a toasted bun.
The Easy Chick
Fresh salad.£6.50The Dirty Chick
American cheese, rashers of crispy streaky bacon, fresh salad and mayonnaise.£8.50The Crazy Hot Chick
House hot sauce, chillies, jalapenos, southwest sauce and fresh salad.£7.50The Dirty Katsu Chick
Katsu curry sauce, fresh chillies and fresh salad.£7.50The Salt and Chilli Chick (Belter)
Tossed in house salt and chilli spices and fresh salad.£7.50The Satay Salt and Chilli Chick
Tossed in house salt and chilli spices. Smothered in Satay sauce with fresh salad£9.00The BBQ Dirty Chick
American cheese, rashers of crispy streaky bacon, lashings of BBQ sauce and an onion ring.£8.50The Big MacDirty Chick
Stornoway black pudding fritter, haggis fritter and peppercorn sauce.£9.50
Veggie Burgers
Served on a toasted bun.
The Virgin
Premium veggie burger with fresh salad.£6.50
Mega Dogs
Real meat gourmet fresh hot dogs served in a premium bun.
The Classic Dog
Onions and sauce.£6.50The Chilli Dog
Homemade beef chilli , jalapenos and nacho cheese.£8.50The Cheesy Dog
Nacho cheese and southwest sauce.£7.50The Hot Hot Dog
Smothered in house hot sauce, fresh chillies, jalapenos and southwest sauce.£7.50
Loaded Dirty Fries
Our signature dirty fries loaded with your choice of fresh toppings.
Salt and Chilli Chicken Fries
Loaded with house salt and chilli seasoning, fresh chicken and fresh chillies.£6.50Katsu Chicken Fries
Loaded with panko chicken pieces, katsu curry sauce and fresh chillies.£6.50Satay Loaded Fries
Smothered in Satay sauce and sesame seeds.£6.50Cheesy Bacon Bit Dirty Fries
Loaded with nacho cheese and crispy bacon bits.£6.50Pizza Dirty Fries
Loaded with pizza sauce and fresh mozzarella.£6.50Dirty Chilli Fries
Loaded with proper beef chilli, slow cooked beef brisket in a thick homemade gravy, nacho cheese and sour cream.£7.50Dirty Fries
Loaded with slow cooked beef brisket in a thick homemade gravy, crispy onion pieces and fresh mozzarella.£7.50MacDirty Fries
Loaded with stornoway black pudding, haggis and peppercorn sauce.£7.50
Loaded Nachos
Our signature proper tortilla nachos loaded with your choice of fresh toppings.
Classic Nachos
Nacho cheese, salsa, sour cream, jalapenos and southwest sauce.£6.50Chilli Cheese Nachos
Proper beef chilli, nacho cheese, sour cream, jalapenos and southwest sauce.£8.50MacDirty Nachos
Bacon bits, stornoway black pudding, real haggis and peppercorn sauce.£8.50
Dirty Tempura Stacks
Serviced in light tempura batter, cooked to perfection.
Classic Chicken Tempura
Served with soy and ginger sauce.£6.50Salt and Chilli Chicken Tempera
Tossed in our house salt and chilli seasoning, served with sweet chili sauce.£7.50MacDirty Tempura
Classic chicken, stornoway black pudding and haggis, served with peppercorn sauce.£8.50
Dirty Side Bits
Handmade Mozzarella Fritters (5)
Comes with side salad and salsa dip.£5.50Handmade Salt and Chilli Mozzarella Fritters (5)
Comes with salad and salsa dip.£7.00Flaming Hot Kicking Chicken Wings
£6.50Flaming Hot Kicking Boneless Bites
£6.50BBQ Chicken Wings
£6.50BBQ Boneless Bites
£6.50Salt and Chilli Chicken Wings
£6.50Salt and Chill Boneless Bites
£6.50Onion Rings
£4.00Salt and Chilli Onion Rings
£5.50Mac and Cheese
£4.00Cajun Mac and Cheese
£5.50
Desserts
Bubble Waffles
£4.00Ice Cream Sundaes
Made with our homemade ice cream, packed full of sauce and toppings.£5.50Dirty Cookie Dough
Made with our homemade ice cream, packed full of sauce and toppings.£6.50Fresh Handmade Cheesecake Selection
Supplied fresh daily by the Loch Lomond Cheesecake Company, made using Jersey milk from Loch Lomond cattle. Various flavours and toppings.£5.50
Coffee and Hot Drinks
Flat White
£2.00Caffe Latte
£2.50Latte Macchiato
£2.50Cappuccino
£2.50Double Espresso
£3.00Americano
£2.00Mochaccino
£2.50The Special Dirty Blend (Secret Recipe)
Lots of caffeine, packs a punch but smooth as silk.£4.00Deluxe Hot Chocolate
Domes with whipped cream, hazelnut syrup and Lotus Biscoff pieces.£4.00Tea
£2.00
Milkshakes
All made using our own handmade ice cream recipe.
16oz Classic Milkshakes
Choose from strawberry, chocolate, mint or vanilla.£5.0020oz Loaded Dirty Milkshakes
Blended chocolate bars, lots of sauce, whipped cream and toppings.£7.0020oz Iced Double Espresso Coffee Milkshakes
£6.00
Dirty Slush Lab
16oz Slushies
Choose from raspberry or strawberry.£3.5020oz Premium Slushies
Choose from Red Bull, Monster, Irn Bru, Coca Cola, Ribena, Sprite or Fanta.£5.50