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Only Mine Box
£24.95
The Fat Boy Burger
£15.95
Classic Dog
£9.95
Classic Smash Burger
£11.95
Crispy Chicken Tenders (10 Pieces)
£11.95
Cheesy Cheeto Fries
£9.95
Brisket Loaded Sandwich Brisket
£15.95
Deluxe Chicken Burger
£10.95
Smashstar Fries
£10.95
Smashed Stack
£11.95

House of Smash

The Fat Boy Burger
Three smashed patties, pulled brisket, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, turkey bacon, crispy fried onion, house special sauce on a soft glazed bun. 100% natural feash British beef.
£15.95
Classic Smash Burger
Highly rated
· Two juicy smashed patties, American cheese with house ranch sauce, lettuce, tomato and red onion on a toasted brioche bun. 100% natural feash British beef.
£11.95
Smash Meal Deal
Burger, choice of chips and drinks or milkshake. 100% natural feash British beef.
£17.95
American Smash
Two juicy smashed patties, American cheese, ketchup, Mustard, pickles & lettuce on a toasted brioche bun.
£11.95
Stirfat Donner Burger
Juicy smashed patty, American cheese, lettuce, red onion, tomato, stir fried donner, chipotle sauce, chilli sauce on a toasted brioche bun. 100% natural feash British beef.
£13.95
Smash Star Burger
Two juicy smashed patties, American cheese, chilli salsa, nacho cheese sauce, lettuce, pickles, caramelised onions, on a toasted brioche bun. 100% natural feash British beef.
£13.95
Big Fatt Smash
Inspired by the legendary Big Mac, rebuilt the Fatt Boyz way. Two juicy smashed beef patties layered with melted American cheese, crisp lettuce, tangy pickles, fresh red onions, and our signature special sauce — stacked high with an extra toasted middle bun, all wrapped in a soft sesame seed bun.
£12.95

Fatass Burgers

All Star Fatty Burger
Crispy buttermilk fried chicken dipped in house special sauce, 2 smashed pattie, pulled brisket, stir fried donner with house special sauce, turkey bacon, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, caramelised onion, on a toasted brioche bun.
£15.50
Mad Cow
A full-on flavor riot! Spicy house-made 3beef patties, melted American cheese, and a hit of fiery red flavour sauce with caremelised onion & jalepeno— all grilled between golden bread for that crispy, melty finish. It’s bold, messy, and totally badass…
£14.95
Fatty @ Steak
Three smashed patties, cheesy stir fried donner, American cheese, chipotle sauce, lettuce, red onion, caramelised onion on a soft glazed bun.
£14.95
Double Fatt Smash
Inspired by the legendary Big Mac, rebuilt the Fatt Boyz way. 4 juicy smashed beef patties layered with melted American cheese, crisp lettuce, tangy pickles, fresh red onions, and our signature special sauce — stacked high with an extra toasted middle bun, all wrapped in a soft sesame seed bun.
£15.95

Chicken Burgers

Deluxe Chicken Burger
Buttermilk fried chicken, lettuce, mayo, on a glazed bun. Finest crispy fried chicken.
£10.95
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All Star Chicken
Buttermilk fried chicken, American cheese, lettuce, red onion & house special sauce, on a toasted brioche bun
£11.95
Hot Chickn Burger
Buttermilk fried chicken dipped in our house special spicy sauce, American cheese, lettuce, red onion and house special sauce on toasted brioche bun. Finest crispy fried chicken.
£12.95
Cheetos Chicken Burger
Buttermilk fried chicken dipped in our house special sauce, crunchy cheetos pieces, nacho cheese sauce, che sauce, lettuce and mayo on a soft glazed bun. Finest crispy fried chicken.
£12.95
Peri Boy Burger
Chargrilled chicken fillet, glazed with our house special peri peri sauce, lettuce & mayo on a soft glazed bun.
£11.95
Chicken Burger Meal Deal
Burger, choice of chips and drink or milkshake. Finest chargrilled or crispy fried chicken.
£17.95

Texas Style Brisket

Texas Style Meal Deal
Brisket, choice of chips, soft drink or add a milk shake.
£19.95
Brisket Loaded Sandwich Brisket
16 hour, pulled, smoked brisket sandwich topped with house special sauces, pickles and fried onions on a toasted baguette. 16 hour slow cooked fresh brisket.
£15.95

Fatt Boyz Quesadillas

Peri Peri quesadilla
Peri-peri marinated grilled chicken with Peri-peri sauce -Smoky, spicy & addictive
£11.95
Classic quesadilla
Crispy chicken , Mayo & Ranch sauce -Smooth, creamy & crowd favourite
£10.95
Dipped Hot quesadilla
Crispy hot chicken ,Spicy hot sauce -Bold heat with cheesy pul
£11.95
Lemon & Herb Chicken quesadilla
Zesty lemon & herb chicken, Creamy lemon herb sauce -Fresh, light & juicy
£11.95

🌯 Fatt Wraps

🌯 Classic Doner Wrap 🔥
The OG that never misses! Tender, juicy doner meat wrapped up with fresh salad and our signature house special sauce, finished with a fiery splash of chilli and a smooth kick of garlic. Wrapped tight, packed right — the Fatt Boyz way.
£9.95
🌯 Veggie Feast Wrap 🥦🔥
No meat, no problem. A crispy Cajun-spiced panko bean patty paired with a golden hash brown, loaded with our fresh house salad, and drizzled with classic ketchup a
£8.95
🌯 Deluxe Chicken Wrap 🐔
Simple, saucy, and straight fire. Tender chicken wrapped up with fresh salad and a generous drizzle of smooth mayo. No extras needed — just pure Fatt Boyz flavor in every bite.
£9.95
🌯 Hot Dipped Chicken Wrap 🔥🐔
Turn up the heat! Your choice of grilled or crispy chicken, drenched in our signature hot dip and wrapped with fresh salad, all tied together with our legendary house special sauce. Spicy, juicy, and built for serious cravings — only at Fatt Boyz.
£10.95
🌯 Fatt Sweet Chilli Wrap 🌶️🍯
Sweet meets heat in every bite! Tender chicken, fresh salad, and a generous drizzle of our signature sweet chili sauce, all wrapped up Fatt Boyz style. It’s tangy, tasty, and totally addictive — a wrap that hits both sweet and savage.
£9.95
🌯 Halloumi Sweet Chilli Wrap 🧀🌶️
Grilled halloumi with that golden-edge sizzle, stacked with fresh salad and drizzled in our sticky sweet chilli sauce. It’s cheesy, it’s zesty, and totally meat-free — but still 100% Fatt Boyz flavor.
£9.95

Fat Toasties

Smashed Stack
Two juicy smashed patties, American cheese with house special sauce, Pickles, lettuce & Red onion
£11.95
Fire Chick
Buttermilk fried chicken dipped in our house special spicy sauce, American cheese, lettuce, red onion & house special sauce (SPICY)
£11.95
Stacked Chick
Buttermilk fried chicken, lettuce & mayo
£11.95

Fatt Hot Dogs

Classic Dog
Topped with caramelised onions, ketchup and mustard.
£9.95
Mexican Dog
Topped with jalapeños, salsa and caramelised onions
£9.95
House Special Dog
Hot dog dipped in our signature house sauce, topped with caramelised onions and mustard. (SPICY)
£10.95

Fatt Fish

Masala Fish Fillet Burger
Fish fillet coated in our secret masala batter, served with crisp lettuce, melted cheese, and double drizzle of house ranch sauce. A desi twist with bold Fatt Boyz flavor.
£10.95

Veggie

Mr Bean Burger
Cajun panko bean burger, lettuce, tomato, onion, house special sauce & on a toasted brioche bun.
£9.95
Cheesy Boy Burger
Crispy halloumi, hash brown, lettuce, hot salsa, mayo & on a soft glazed bun.
£9.95

Vegan

Vegan.

Vegan Melt Burger
Vegan patty, vegan cheddar cheese, vegan mayo, ketchup, lettuce, pickles and onions on a vegan smash bun. 100% vegan plant burger. Vegan.
£9.95

Rice Box

Grilled Peri Chicken 'n' Rice
£12.95
Crispy Chicken 'n' Rice
£12.95
Grilled Halloumi 'n' Rice
£12.95

Big Boy Box

Only Mine Box
1 smash star beef burger, stir fried donner, 2x crispy chicken wings, cheesy masala fries, 3 dips of your choice & soft drink.
£24.95
Bangin'brisket Box
1 smash burger, 1 hot chicken burger, pulled brisket dirty fries, cheesy onion rings, chilli cheese bites, 3 dips of your choice & 2 soft drinks.
£35.95
Ballers Combo Box
2 classic smash burgers, stir fried donner, breaded chicken goujons, cheesy onion rings, choice of loaded fries, 3 dips of your choice & 2 soft drinks.
£34.95
All To Myself Box
1 hot chicken burger, stir fried donner, 2x crispy chicken wings, cheesy masala chips, 3 dips of your choice & soft drink.
£24.95
Chicky Boy Box
2 chicken burgers of your choice, chicken tenders, breaded chicken goujons, waffles, cheesy onion rings, waffle fries, 3 dips of your choice & 2 soft drinks.
£39.95

Chicken Stop

Crispy Chicken Tenders (10 Pieces)
Lemon and herb, peri peri, sticky BBQ & house special.
£11.95
Crispy Chicken Tenders (5 Pieces)
Lemon and herb, peri peri, sticky BBQ & house special.
£7.95
Crispy Chicken Wings (10 Pieces)
Lemon and herb, peri peri, sticky BBQ & house special.
£9.95
Hot Honey Chicken Tenders
6 breaded chicken goujons drizzled with hot honey.
£8.95
Crispy Chicken Wings (5 Pieces)
Lemon and herb, peri peri, sticky BBQ & house special.
£6.95
Chicken & Waffles
Classic American combo, your choice of 3 tenders or wings on a sweet waffle drizzled with maple syrup.
£9.95
Chicken N Chips
Three chicken tenders dipped in our house special sauce with fries.
£8.95

Dirty Fries

Cheesy Cheeto Fries
Waffle fries loaded with breaded chicken, nacho cheese sauce and cheetos.
£9.95
Smashstar Fries
Waffle fries loaded with juicy smashed patties, pulled brisket, nacho cheese sauce, chilli salsa, red onion, spring onion, chives and grated mozzarella cheese.
£10.95
Loaded Brisket Fries
French fries loaded with texas style slow cooked brisket, house BBQ sauce, pickles and caramelised onions.
£11.95
Parma Fries
French fries loaded with diced buttermilk fried chicken dipped in house special sauce, fresh green chillies, chilli flakes, diced peppers, red onion and mozzarella cheese.
£10.95
Flamin Hot Fries
Peri peri fries loaded with salt n chilli shredded chicken coated in house special sauce, red and green sliced peppers, peri mayo, chilli salsa sauce, garlic mayo and grated mozzarella cheese.
£10.95
Stir Fried Fries
Masala fries loaded with stir fried peppers, onion and mushroom mixed well in our house special spices.
£7.95
Stirboy Fries
Masala fries loaded with stir fried donner, chilli sauce, garlic mayo, red onion, jalapeño, lettuce and grated mozzarella cheese.
£9.95

Sides

Chilli Cheese Bites
£4.95
Onion Rings
£4.95
Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.95
Masala fish bites
£6.95
Stir Fried Donner
£7.95
Melted Cheese
£3.50

Fries

French Fries
£3.95
Crinkle Fries
£4.95
Waffle Fries
£5.95
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Dips

House Special Sauce
£0.95
Ranch
£0.95
Garlic Mayo
£0.95
Mayo
£0.95
Sticky BBQ
£0.95
Peri Mayo
£0.95
Chilli Sauce
£0.95
Sweet chilli
£0.95
Buffalo
£0.95
Hot Salsa Sauce
£0.95
Chipotle Sauce
£0.95

Desserts

Fatt Boyz Oreo Crush
Creamy vanilla ice cream swirled with crushed Oreo chunks, topped with whole Oreo biscuits and finished with a rich chocolate drizzle. It's smooth, crunchy, and dangerously delicious
£9.95
Fatt Boyz Kinder Craze
Made for the chocoholics! Creamy vanilla ice cream loaded with chunks of smooth Kinder chocolate, topped with a generous drizzle of rich chocolate sauce. It’s sweet, milky, and straight-up irresistible
£9.95
Strawtella
Fresh strawberry on a sweet waffle dusted with icing sugar, nutella sauce topped with chocolate shavings. Served with ice cream & whipped cream.
£8.50
Oreo Waffle
Crushed oreo cookies on a sweet waffle dusted with icing sugar, oreo biscuit and chocolate sauce. Served with ice cream & whipped cream.
£8.50
Lotus Waffle
Crushed lotus crumbs on a sweet waffle dusted with icing sugar, lotus biscuit, lotus sauce, hazelnut sauce. Served with ice cream & whipped cream.
£8.50
Kinder Lovers
Kinder bueno white choc and milk choc on a sweet waffle dusted with icing sugar, hazelnut sauce, white chocolate sauce topped with chocolate shavings. Served with ice cream & whipped cream.
£8.50
Smartie Boy
Smarties, ferraro rocher on a sweet waffle dusted with icing sugar, hazelnut sauce topped with rainbow sprinkles. Served with ice cream & whipped cream.
£8.50
Make Your Own
Choice of any 4 toppings and create your own masterpiece. Served with ice cream & whipped cream.
£8.50
Fatt Boyz Ferrero Frenzy
Pure indulgence in every spoon. Creamy vanilla ice cream swirled with crushed Ferrero Rocher, drizzled in smooth hazelnut sauce, and topped with roasted crushed nuts and a full Ferrero for that golden finish
£9.95
Fatt Boyz Biscoff Smash
A caramel lover’s dream! Creamy vanilla ice cream loaded with crushed Biscoff cookies, drenched in smooth Biscoff sauce, and topped with full Biscoff biscuits for that extra crunch. Sweet, spiced, and seriously addictive
£9.95
Double Oero Waffle
£9.95
Double Smartie Waffle
£9.95
Double Lotus Waffle
£9.95

Fatt Boyz Cake Bar

Matilda Cake
Deep, fudgy chocolate cake coated in thick ganache and finished with chocolate crumble — made for serious chocolate lovers.
£9.95
Basque Chocolate Cheesecake
San Sebastián-style cheesecake with a creamy centre, drenched in warm, silky chocolate sauce.
£9.95
Crunch Cake
Loaded chocolate cake packed with crunchy chocolate bites and textures — bold, rich, and addictive.
£10.95
🍫 Chocolate Fudge Slice with Ice Cream
A rich, moist chocolate fudge cake coated in silky fudge frosting. Deep cocoa flavour in every bite — pure indulgence with a wee tub of ice cream
£4.95
🍫6 Layer Chocolate Fudge Cake with Ice cream
Six layers of soft chocolate sponge filled with smooth chocolate cream. A tall, decadent classic for true chocolate lovers. Served with a wee tub of ice cream.
£5.95
Biscoff Cheesecake Pot
A fan favourite — creamy cheesecake layered with caramelised Biscoff spread and biscuit crumble, topped with a Lotus biscuit.
£5.95
🥕 Carrot Cake Slice
A moist, warmly spiced carrot cake layered with creamy cheese frosting and topped with crunchy walnuts. Comforting, sweet, and irresistible.
£4.95
Strawberry Cheesecake Pot
A smooth and creamy cheesecake layered on a buttery biscuit base, finished with a rich, sweet strawberry glaze — light, fresh, and irresistible.
£5.95
Kinder Milk Cake
Currently sold out
£10.95
Pistachio Cheesecake
Smooth cheesecake infused with pistachio flavour, topped with pistachio drizzle, crushed nuts, and rose petals.
£9.95

Fatt Boyz Special in Town

🍓 Knafeh Bomb Delight
(Dessert Cup) A bold explosion of textures and flavor — layers of freshly shredded knafeh, ripe strawberries, Nutella, and creamy pistachio drizzle all packed into one irresistible dessert cup. This bombshell is crunchy, fruity, chocolatey, and unforgettable.
£9.95
🥤 Knafeh Whirl Delight
(Milkshake) A luxurious blend of creamy milkshake swirled with crispy, golden knafeh threads, rich Nutella, and topped with whipped cream, pistachio sauce, and chocolate drizzle. Every sip delivers a smooth,
£8.95

🍦 Fatt Boyz Flurry 🍭

🍪 Fatt Oreo Flurry 🍦
We took your fave cookie and made it even better. Crushed Oreos smashed into our creamy vanilla soft-serve, swirled up with our flurry mixer for that chunky, cookies-n-cream dream. Cold, crunchy, and crazy good — only at Fatt Boyz.
£6.95
🎉 Fatt Smarties Sprinkle Flurry
A party in every bite! Creamy vanilla soft-serve packed with crunchy Smarties and a rainbow blast of sprinkles, all spun together for a colorful, crunchy, sweet-as-ever swirl. It’s fun, it’s loud, it’s a sugar rush Fatt Boyz-style.
£6.95
🍫 Fatt Ferrero Nut Flurry 🥜
Luxury in a cup! Smooth vanilla soft-serve blended with crushed Ferrero Rocher and roasted nuts for that rich, nutty crunch. Chocolatey, hazelnutty, and straight-up indulgent — this one’s for the bougie dessert lovers.
£6.95
🍓 Fatt Strawberry Dream Flurry 🍦
Fresh, juicy strawberries swirled into our creamy vanilla soft-serve, topped off with a drizzle of sweet strawberry sauce. It’s fruity, smooth, and the perfect balance of chill and thrill. A berry good time, every time.
£6.95
🍪 Fatt Biscoff Blast Flurry 🤎
Caramel lovers, this one’s for you! Smooth vanilla soft-serve swirled with warm Biscoff sauce and loaded with crushed Biscoff cookies for that sweet, spiced crunch. Creamy, crumbly, and totally addictive — it’s a hug in a cup.
£6.95

Milkshakes

Oreo Milkshake
Oreos blended with vanilla ice cream, topped with cream and crunchy oreo.
£7.95
Banana Bueno Milkshake
Fresh banana and kinder bueno blended with vanilla ice cream and topped with crushed cadburys flake.
£7.95
Biscoff Milkshake
Lotus biscoff and salted caramel sauce blended topped with cream and crunchy biscoff.
£7.95
Kinder Beuno Milkshake
Kinder bueno pieces blended with bueno and vanilla ice cream.
£7.95
Go Nuts Milkshake
Nutella and ferraro rocher blended topped with reese's cup.
£7.95
Dark Night Milkshake
Mint aero and after eight topped with mint choc sauce and after eight toppings.
£7.95
Nutella Strawberry Milkshake
Ferrero rocher, flake and strawberries blended with vanilla ice cream, topped with cream.
£7.95
Vanilla Sweet Shake Milkshake
Blended with choclate bar of your choice.
£6.95
Luxury Cake Shake
£8.95

Mocktails

Virgin Mojito Mocktail
Classic combination, refreshing zesty drink with lemon and line topped with mint.
£6.95
Blue Lagoon Mocktail
Blue fruity tropical flavour, aromatic refreshing drink topped with a blend of raspberry, strawberries, lemon and mint.
£6.95
Summer Fruits Mocktail
Refreshing summer fruits blend served over ice.
£6.95

Drinks

Fanta
£2.95
Water
£2.95
Pepsi Cola Can, 330ml
£2.95
7Up Lemon & Lime Can, 330ml
£2.95
Vimto
£2.95
Diet Pepsi Cola Can, 330ml
£2.95
Irn Bru
£2.95
Pepsi Max No Sugar Cola Can, 330ml
£2.95
Red Bull
£3.95