About Holy Cow! Burger Co. - Crawley
Welcome to Holy Cow! Burger Co., where burgers go gourmet — with a conscience. We’re flipping the script with ethically sourced, grass-fed Angus beef, hormone-free marinated chicken, and meat-free legends like halloumi and portobello mushroom — all organically and locally sourced. Our cheeses? 100% organic. Our produce? Fresh and organic from top to bottom. Every burger is built fresh to order, stacked with outrageous toppings, bold sauces, and zero shortcuts. This is honest food with attitude — full-flavoured, feel-good, and flipping fantastic. 📍 Based in Crawley 🌿 Organic. Ethical. Absolutely unhinged. 🍔 Big builds. Bigger taste. 🥤 Chips & a drink? Make it a meal. 🚀 Let’s get moo-ving.20% off entire menu
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Moo York Minute Meal
£11.98Steak Out
£10.99Steak Out Meal
£14.98Dirty Cow
£9.49The Mad MOOzarella
£11.49Smokestack
£10.49The Mad MOOzarella Meal
£15.48Dirty Cow Meal
£13.48Cowabunga Meal
£16.98Cowabunga
£13.49
The Whole Moo
Get the burger, the fries, the drink — the whole Holy Cow!
Moo York Minute Meal
Simple, snappy, no nonsense. Black Angus beef, cheddar, Choice of sauce. Seasoned fries and drink. Classic done classy.£11.98Steak Out Meal
Highly rated· Black Angus beef, creamy peppercorn sauce, garlic cheese, and crispy onion rings. Think steakhouse vibes in burger form. Bold. Saucy. Satisfying. Seasoned fries and a drink.£14.98The Mad MOOzarella Meal
Beef stacked with actual mozzarella sticks, garlic mayo, cheddar, and pickles. It’s gooey mayhem. Seasoned fries and a drink.£15.48Dirty Cow Meal
Chilli cheese and a hit of rich Algerian flavour. Messy, melty, and full of attitude. Seasoned fries and a drink.£13.48Cowabunga Meal
Double beef. Chilli cheese. Mozzarella sticks. Onion rings. Turkey rashers. Biggie sauce. You’re not ready. Seasoned fries and a drink.£16.98Smokestack Meal
Black Angus beef, BBQ & chipotle sauce, turkey rashers, cheddar, and crispy onion rings. Big smoke energy. Seasoned fries and a drink£14.48
Stacked & Juicy (Beef)
Moo York Minute
Simple, snappy, no nonsense. Black Angus beef, cheddar, Choice of sauce. Classic done classy.£7.99Steak Out
Black Angus beef, creamy peppercorn sauce, garlic cheese, and crispy onion rings. Think steakhouse vibes in burger form. Bold. Saucy. Satisfying.£10.99The Mad MOOzarella
Beef stacked with actual mozzarella sticks, garlic mayo, cheddar, and pickles. It’s gooey mayhem.£11.49Dirty Cow
Chilli cheese and a hit of rich Algerian flavour. Messy, melty, and full of attitude.£9.49Cowabunga
Double beef. Chilli cheese. Mozzarella sticks. Onion rings. Turkey rashers. Biggie sauce. You’re not ready.£13.49Smokestack
Black Angus beef, BBQ & chipotle sauce, turkey rashers, cheddar, and crispy onion rings. Big smoke energy.£10.49
Sideshow Snacks
Chicken Bites (6)
Don’t settle for average—our chicken bites are here to make a statement. Crispy, golden, and living rent-free in your cravings.£4.99Mozzarella Sticks (5)
£4.49Seasoned Fries
£2.99Onion Rings (6)
£3.99Pot of Sauce
£0.89
Drinks With Bite
Irn Bru
£1.49Spring Water
£1.49Tango Orange
£1.49Tango Apple
£1.49Cherry Tango
£1.49Lemonade
£1.49Rio
£1.49
🐔 The Cluck Club (NEW)
Crispy fried chicken done our way — stacked, sauced and built to hit every time. Clean, dirty or fully loaded… you pick your level.
The Big Cluck Meal
Double fried chicken stacked sky-high with cheese, turkey rashers, onion rings and mozzarella sticks, drowned in garlic mayo and BBQ & chipotle. Loud, filthy, greasy in all the right ways and built to make a mess. Not for the faint-hearted. Bring napkins… or don’t.£16.98Build-A-Bird Meal
Fried chicken fillet stacked with cheese and your choice of sauce. Build it your way. Seasoned fried and a drink.£11.98Dirty Chick Meal
Fried chicken fillet stacked with cheese, Algerian sauce, jalapeños, onion and lettuce. Bold, messy and not here to behave. Seasoned Fried and a drink.£13.48Smokestack Chick Meal
Fried chicken fillet stacked with cheese, BBQ & chipotle, turkey rashers, onion rings and lettuce. Big, smoky and not messing about. Seasoned fries and a drink.£14.48
🌿 The Veggie Munch
No meat, all flavour. Whether it’s golden grilled halloumi or juicy portobello mushroom, our veggie burgers bring the bold without the beef. Always organic. Always full of character. Served with seasoned fries and a drink for the full Holy Cow!
Mushroomhead Meal
Marinated grilled portobello mushroom, melted cheddar, and garlic mayo. Rich, juicy, and full of depth. Seasoned fries and a drink. Vegan option available.£13.48VeganHaloumageddon Meal
Golden grilled halloumi with sweet chilli sauce, tomato, onion, and crisp lettuce. Sweet, salty and squeaky clean. Seasoned fries and a drink£13.48
CLUCK CLUB
Crispy fried chicken done our way — stacked, sauced and built to hit every time. Clean, dirty or fully loaded… you pick your level.
The Big Cluck
Double fried chicken stacked sky-high with cheese, turkey rashers, onion rings and mozzarella sticks, drowned in garlic mayo and BBQ & chipotle. Loud, filthy, greasy in all the right ways and built to make a mess. Not for the faint-hearted. Bring napkins… or don’t.£12.99
🌿 No Moo, No Problem
Meatless, mouthwatering. All organic. All attitude.
Mushroomhead
Grilled portobello mushroom, melted cheddar, and garlic mayo. Rich, juicy, and full of depth. Vegan Option available£9.49VeganHaloumageddon
Golden grilled halloumi with sweet chilli sauce, tomato, onion, and crisp lettuce. Sweet, salty and squeaky clean.£9.49
Uddelry Filthy Fries
Crispy seasoned fries piled high with melted cheese, rich toppings and saucy goodness. Messy, indulgent, and absolutely loaded.
Holy Smokes Fries
Seasoned crispy fries topped with house slow-cooked BBQ pulled chicken and melted cheese, finished with a drizzle of BBQ & chipotle sauce. Smoky, rich, and seriously satisfying.£8.99
Holy Cow Comfort
Homestyle comfort food done right — rich, warming dishes that hit the spot every time.
The Holy Mac
Our rich, creamy mac & cheese, finished with crispy fried onions for that perfect crunch. No shortcuts — just proper comfort food.£6.99PopularThe Moo-cho Nachos
Crispy tortilla chips smothered in molten nacho cheese sauce, topped with fresh salsa and fiery jalapeños. Big flavour, zero holding back.£6.49
Get Dirty
Crispy fried chicken wings, drenched in bold sauces and built for messy eating. Proper dirty food.
6 x Dirty Wings (Bone-In)
Crispy fried wings on the bone, drenched in sauce and dripping with flavour. Expect a mess.£8.993 x Dirty Wings (Bone-In)
Crispy fried wings on the bone, drenched in sauce and dripping with flavour. Expect a mess.£5.996 x Dirty Boneless Bites
Crispy boneless chicken bites, fried golden and tossed in your choice of sauce. Easy eating, big flavour.£6.493 x Dirty Boneless Bites
Crispy boneless chicken bites, fried golden and tossed in your choice of sauce. Easy eating, big flavour.£4.20
Sweet Stuff
Something sweet to finish things properly. You’ve earned it.
Holy Fudge Cake
Rich chocolate fudge cake with a soft, gooey centre and deep chocolate flavour. Pure indulgence.£4.49
Dirty Meals
Your wings, levelled up. Dirty Wings with seasoned fries and a drink — done properly.
3 x Dirty Wings (Bone-In)
Crispy fried wings on the bone, drenched in sauce and dripping with flavour. Expect a mess.£9.496 x Dirty Wings (Bone-In)
Crispy fried wings on the bone, drenched in sauce and dripping with flavour. Expect a mess.£11.493 x Dirty Boneless Bites Meal
Crispy boneless chicken bites, fried golden and tossed in your choice of sauce. Easy eating, big flavour. With Seasoned Fries and a drink£8.196 x Dirty Boneless Bites Meal
Crispy boneless chicken bites, fried golden and tossed in your choice of sauce. Easy eating, big flavour. With Seasoned Fries and a drink£10.48
Holy Shakes
Thick, loaded shakes — blended properly, never watered down.
Oreo
Packed with crushed Oreos and blended thick — not watery, not flimsy, just proper shake consistency with real crunch.£6.49Strawberry
Sweet strawberry blended into a thick, creamy shake — smooth, rich, and actually satisfying.£5.99Chocolate
A proper chocolate shake — thick, creamy, and full-bodied, not that runny stuff pretending to be dessert.£5.99Biscoff
Loaded with Biscoff and blended seriously thick — rich, smooth, and nothing like those thin, watered-down versions.£6.49
GET DIP’D
Fried chicken taken all the way — fully dip’d in your choice of sauce and built to get messy. Big flavour, no holding back.
Dip’d Chick
Fried chicken fillet, fully dip’d in your choice of sauce, stacked with lettuce, cheese and garlic mayo.£9.49Dip’d Combo
Fried chicken fillet, fully dip’d in your choice of sauce, stacked with a beef patty, cheese, lettuce and garlic mayo.£11.49
GET DIP’D MEAL
Any Dip’d burger with seasoned fries and a drink. Fully dip’d, fully loaded, no holding back.
Dip’d Chick Meal
Fried chicken fillet, fully dip’d in your choice of sauce, stacked with lettuce, cheese and garlic mayo, with seasoned fries and a drink.£13.48Dip’d Combo Meal
Fried chicken fillet, fully dip’d in your choice of sauce, stacked with a beef patty, cheese, lettuce and garlic mayo, with seasoned fries and a drink.£15.48
