- Adults need around 2000 kcal a day
About Patisserie Valerie - Patchway
Please note, these cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!
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Classic Strawberry Gateau (8inch)
Our Classic handmade Strawberry Gateau created by Madame Valerie original recipe! Layers of vanilla sponge with fresh cream and fresh strawberry compote. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£42.36£52.9520% offCookies & Cream Ice Cream Cone Drip Cake
Four layers of golden plain and chocolate sponges filled with a cookie crumb cream and chocolate chips. Coated with a plain swiss buttercream and topped with a chocolate cream and dark chocolate ganache "ice-cream" design. Decorated with cookie crumbs, swiss buttercream piping, mini Oreo cookies, white & dark chocolate curls and a waffle cone.£47.96£59.9520% offHappy Birthday Plaque
The perfect finishing touch to our lovingly handmade cakes.£5.5020% offLotus Biscoff Cake
Three layers of own plant-based vanilla sponge, with layers of Lotus Biscoff crunch, and crunchy cream. Decorated with Lotus Biscoff cream, & crumb, topped off with a Lotus Biscoff Biscuit. Suitable for vegans and vegetarians!£35.96£44.95Vegan20% offNEW Chocolate Forest Fantasy
£36.76£45.9520% offNEW Mango & Passionfruit
Indulge in the Mango & Passionfruit Cake – a true summer delight! This cake is bursting with ripe, fruity flavours, making it the perfect addition to any celebration.£37.56£46.9520% offNEW Raspberry Ripple
Introducing our newest and fruitiest cake creation, the Ultimate Raspberry Ripple Cake. Delicious, zingy and perfect for a birthday celebration - if you’re a raspberry ripple fan this is the perfect birthday cake! Three layers of our finest fluffy sponge cake, filled with fresh raspberry cream and raspberry jam. Finished to perfection with white and pink buttercream, our signature white chocolate plaques and mother of pearl sprinkles.£39.96£49.9520% offStrawberry Gateau (6 inch)
Our Classic handmade Strawberry Gateau created by Madame Valerie original recipe! Layers of vanilla sponge with fresh cream and fresh strawberry compote. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£35.96£44.9520% offBlack Forest Gateau (6inch)
Currently sold out£34.36£42.95Popular20% offUltimate Chocolate Layer Cake (8inch)
Currently sold out£39.96£49.9520% off
Popular with other people
Valerie Club
1066 kcal
£12.45Patisserie Treat Box 4
£19.95Patisserie Treat Box 2
£11.45Croque Monsieur
709 kcal
£12.95NEW Carrot Cake
£6.25Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese Multi-Seed Bagel
655 kcal
£9.95Patisserie Treat Box 6
£25.95NEW Terry's Orange Chocolate
£6.25Valarie's Buttermilk Pancakes
430 kcal
£10.45Goat's Cheese & Sundried Tomato Baguette
608 kcal
£10.95
⭐ BUNDLES⭐
Patisserie Treat Box 4
Choose 4 treats, including slices, eclairs or fresh tarts. 4 treats for the price of 3.£19.95PopularPatisserie Treat Box 6
Choose 6 treats, including slices, eclairs or fresh tarts. 6 treats for the price of 5.£25.95Patisserie Treat Box 2
Choose 2 treats, including slices, eclairs or fresh tarts.£11.45Pastry & Hot Drink
£6.00Popular
🍵AFTERNOON TEA🍵
Classic Cream Tea
A plain & a fruit handmade scone with butter, clotted cream, preserves and your choice of our teas or our new house coffee Plain scone 354 Kcal, fruit scone 386 Kca£17.95Madame Valerie's Afternoon Tea for Two.
A selection of indulgent patisserie bites, handmade scones freshly baked in our bakery with jam and clotted cream and dainty finger sandwiches. Cutlery not included.£39.95
🎂WHOLE CAKES🎂
From birthdays to anniversaries, we have a fantastic variety of celebration cakes. Whether you are looking for a beautiful centerpiece or classic cake, choose and order your celebration cake to pick up from your local Patisserie Valerie store.
Lotus Biscoff Cake
Three layers of own plant-based vanilla sponge, with layers of Lotus Biscoff crunch, and crunchy cream. Decorated with Lotus Biscoff cream, & crumb, topped off with a Lotus Biscoff Biscuit. Suitable for vegans and vegetarians!£35.96£44.9520% offBlack Forest Gateau (6inch)
Currently sold out£34.36£42.9520% offNEW Raspberry Ripple
Introducing our newest and fruitiest cake creation, the Ultimate Raspberry Ripple Cake. Delicious, zingy and perfect for a birthday celebration - if you’re a raspberry ripple fan this is the perfect birthday cake! Three layers of our finest fluffy sponge cake, filled with fresh raspberry cream and raspberry jam. Finished to perfection with white and pink buttercream, our signature white chocolate plaques and mother of pearl sprinkles.£39.96£49.9520% offNEW Mango & Passionfruit
Indulge in the Mango & Passionfruit Cake – a true summer delight! This cake is bursting with ripe, fruity flavours, making it the perfect addition to any celebration.£37.56£46.9520% offUltimate Chocolate Layer Cake (8inch)
Currently sold out£39.96£49.9520% offNEW Chocolate Forest Fantasy
£36.76£45.9520% offHappy Birthday Plaque
The perfect finishing touch to our lovingly handmade cakes.£5.5020% offCookies & Cream Ice Cream Cone Drip Cake
Four layers of golden plain and chocolate sponges filled with a cookie crumb cream and chocolate chips. Coated with a plain swiss buttercream and topped with a chocolate cream and dark chocolate ganache "ice-cream" design. Decorated with cookie crumbs, swiss buttercream piping, mini Oreo cookies, white & dark chocolate curls and a waffle cone.£47.96£59.9520% offClassic Strawberry Gateau (8inch)
Our Classic handmade Strawberry Gateau created by Madame Valerie original recipe! Layers of vanilla sponge with fresh cream and fresh strawberry compote. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£42.36£52.9520% offStrawberry Gateau (6 inch)
Our Classic handmade Strawberry Gateau created by Madame Valerie original recipe! Layers of vanilla sponge with fresh cream and fresh strawberry compote. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£35.96£44.9520% off
🍰HANDMADE PATISSERIE🍰
A selection of our famous individual gateaux and patisserie. Please note, these cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!
Eclair
Our handmade Eclairs are filled with flavours to suit everyone! They are perfect for sharing with family and friends. Enjoy them in the comfort of your back garden or on a summer's day picnic when the sun is shining bright and beautiful.302 kcal
£5.95NEW Vanilla Berry Forest Mini Cake
Currently sold out£8.95NEW Raspberry & Pistachio Deluxe Macaron
Currently sold out£8.25Strawberry Tart
Currently sold out205 kcal
£6.25NEW Carrot Cake
£6.25Fresh Cream Eclair
Currently sold out£5.95NEW Terry's Orange Chocolate
£6.25Raspberry Tart
All butter tart case filled with St Honore cream, topped with fresh raspberries and finished with a dusting of sugar326 kcal
£6.25NEW Blackcurrant Deluxe Macaron
Currently sold out£8.50NEW Mini Espresso Martini Cake
Currently sold out£8.95Black Forest Gateau
Currently sold out431 kcal
£6.25Mille-Feuille
Three sheets of hand folded full butter puff pastry sandwich a rich fresh dairy custard St. Honoré cream, decorated in the traditional French way with a soft fondant topping and a hand poured chocolate web design garnish.576 kcal
£6.25Strawberry Gateau
Currently sold out502 kcal
£6.25Baked Vanilla Cheesecake
A light vanilla cream cheese baked on a crumbly biscuit base.703 kcal
£6.25Double Chocolate Gateau
Chocolate sponge layers with dark luxury chocolate cream, finished with a chocolate ganache and a white and dark choc swirl.442 kcal
£6.25NEW Caramel, Honeycomb & Chocolate
Light layers of chocolate sponge filled with rich salted caramel cream and crunchy honeycomb pieces.£6.25Mixed Fruit Tart
Currently sold out228 kcal
£6.25
☕COFFEE & HOT DRINKS☕
Cappuccino
Cappuccino - milky coffee topped with smooth foam Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery140 kcal
£4.05Double Espresso
Double Espresso - double and intense shot of coffee Served as a 4oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery0 kcal
£3.15Americano
Americano - regular black coffee, milk is optional Served as a 8oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery0 kcal
£3.75Flat White
Flat White - small, milky drink with a very bold flavour of espresso Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery102 kcal
£3.95Latte
Latte - a classic, smooth and milky drink Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery153 kcal
£4.05Hot Chocolate
Hot Chocolate - rich, sweet & smooth Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery209 kcal
£4.15Tea's
SUKI -Tea Makers ethically source and blend loose leaf teas, herbal infusions and fruit blends from all over the world. Their commitment to quality is reflected in responsible sourcing, great taste and delivering the very best customer experiences.£0.00
🥐FROM THE BAKERY🥐
Pain au Chocolat
Currently sold out£3.95Pain au Raisin
Currently sold out£3.95Warm Scone
Handmade plain 354 Kcal or fruit scone 371 Kcal, freshly baked in our bakery£3.95Almond Croissant
Currently sold out£3.95Tea Cakes
Served toasted with Isigny Sainte-Mère® butter£3.95Croissant
Currently sold out£3.45
🥪 LUNCH 🥪
Valerie Club
Roast chicken, crispy smoked bacon, Emmental, cherry tomatoes and aioli on sliced sourdough.1066 kcal
£12.45Croque Monsieur
A continental classic filled with Wiltshire ham, extra mature Cheddar & creamy bechamel on a white bloomer709 kcal
£12.95Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese Multi-Seed Bagel
With peppery rocket, served on a multi seed bagel655 kcal
£9.95NEW Fish Finger Brioche
Fish fingers with lettuce & mayonnaise served on Brioche bun£11.95Goat's Cheese & Sundried Tomato Baguette
With rocket, served on a sourdough baguette.608 kcal
£10.95NEW Chicken & Chorizo Croque
A continental classic filled with Chicken & Chorizo, extra mature Cheddar & creamy bechamel on a white bloomer£12.95Tuna & Lemon Mayonnaise Baguette
With Cucumber & baby spinach on malted wheat Baguette.592 kcal
£9.45BLT Sourdough Sandwich
Bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayonnaise on a toasted sourdough617 kcal
£11.95NEW Ham & Cheddar Sourdough Baguette
With wholegrain mustard & rocket, served on a sourdough baguette.607 kcal
£9.95Cucumber & Cream Cheese Multi-Seed Bagel
With peppery rocket, served on a multi-seed bagel.637 kcal
£8.95VegetarianChicken Caesar Salad
Roasted chicken breast with lettuce, crunch croutons, sweetcure bacon, flaked Grana Padan0 & our Caesar dressing.1262 kcal
£14.45
🥃DRINKS🥃
Pepsi
140 kcal
£3.30Orange Juice
133 kcal
£3.007UP ZERO
0 kcal
£3.30Cawston Press - Cloudy Apple
96 kcal
£3.15Pepsi Max
0 kcal
£3.30Diet Pepsi
£3.30Sparkling Bottled Water
Glass Bottle0 kcal
£3.30Still Bottled Water
Glass Bottle0 kcal
£3.30Cawston Press - Elderflower Lemonade
74 kcal
£3.15
🥤COLD & ICED DRINKS🥤
Chocolate Shake
£4.95Strawberry Shake
£4.95Iced Americano
£3.95Coffee Shake
£4.95Iced Latte
£3.95
🍳BREAKFAST🍳
Wiltshire Ham & Cheese Croissant
Currently sold out483 kcal
£7.95Valarie's Buttermilk Pancakes
Warm, fluffy buttermilk pancakes, served with banana, blueberries & honey or Sweetcure bacon & maple syrup.430 kcal
£10.45Cheese & Tomato Croissant
Currently sold out458 kcal
£6.95Vegetarian
🎁 GIFTING 🎁
Blue Skinny Candles (12)
£4.50Gold Skinny Candles (x12)
£4.50Silver Skinny Candles (x12)
£4.50Pink Skinny Candles (x12)
£4.50Rose Gold Skinny Candles (x12)
£4.50Happy Birthday Gold Cake Topper
£6.95Happy Birthday Rose Gold Topper
£6.95Happy Birthday Silver Cake Topper
£6.95
