Hainault Fryers - Hove delivery from Portslade-by-sea Town

About Hainault Fryers - Hove
Business award Winners of the Best Fish and Chips in Sussex 2024 and 2025. Hainault Fryers offers amazing fish and chips fried up in a scrumptious signature batter that’s crispy on the bite. Like every great chippy (but unique) – they do other takeaway treats, including burgers, pies, battered Mars bars and battered sausages, vegan friendly options and most importantly CAKES and I've cream as well as doggy treats.
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Large Chips
£4.00
Cheese Burger
£4.20
Large Cod (less Bone/No Skin)
£9.00
Medium Cod (less bone/no skin)
£7.90
Cheese & Chips
£4.60
Scampi
£5.70
Chicken Bites (10 Pieces)
£7.20
Large Haddock
£9.00
Jumbo Chilli Cheese (2 pieces)
£4.00
Chicken Nuggets (10)
£5.70

Doggy Ice Cream

Limited time only! This section is dedicated for Doggy ice cream only!!!!!

Doggy Ice Cream: Strawberry, Apple & Banana
water, vegetable fat (coconut), strawberry puree (10.9%), apple juice from concentrate (10.9%), soluble corn fibre, banana puree (10%), fructose, pea protein, emulsifier (mono- and diglycerides of fatty acids), red beetroot juice concentrate, stabilisers (locust bean gum, guar gum).
£2.50

Fish

Please note Fish does NOT come with CHIPS. Please select the preferred size of Chips in the following section (CHIPS).

Large Cod (less Bone/No Skin)
Highly rated
· Item does NOT come with Chips
£9.00
Medium Cod (less bone/no skin)
Item does NOT come with Chips
£7.90
Popular
Fish Cake
Item does NOT come with Chips
£2.30
Large Haddock
Highly rated
· Item does NOT come with Chips
£9.00
Large Huss
Item does NOT come with Chips
£9.00
Large Plaice
Item does NOT come with Chips
£9.00
Medium Haddock
Item does NOT come with Chips
£7.90
Cod Roe
Item does NOT come with Chips
£1.80
Fresh Lemon
Price per lemon
£0.40
Medium Huss
Item does NOT come with Chips
£7.90

Seafood

Please note Seafood does NOT come with CHIPS. ONLY THE SEAFOOD COCKTAIL INCLUDES CHIPS Please select the preferred size of Chips in the following section (CHIPS)

Scampi
Item does NOT come with Chips
£5.70
Breaded Crab Claws
6 pieces.Item does NOT come with Chips
£5.70
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Calamari Rings
10 pieces.Item does NOT come with Chips
£5.40
Salt & Pepper Squid Chunks (10 pieces)
Item does NOT come with Chips
£5.40
Fresh Lemon
Price per lemon
£0.40
Prawns Breaded
12 pieces.Item does NOT come with Chips
£10.00
Jumbo Ring Calamari
6 pieces.Item does NOT come with Chips
£5.70
Cocktail Seafood
4 jumbo calamari, 4 calamari, 4 prawns, 4 scampi, 4 crab claws and Chips, choice of drink and a choice of mushy peas or curry sauce
£22.00

Chips

We ONLY provide a sachet of salt or/and vinegar. Any extra will need to be paid for. We're extremely sorry but with everything and prices going up we are trying to stay in business than make a profit

Medium Chips
We use British farm potatoes which are cut fresh daily.
£3.00
Large Chips
We use British farm potatoes which are cut fresh daily.
£4.00
Cheese & Chips
Freshly cooked chips with mouth watering cheese, you'll be flicking your fingers after every bite
£4.60
Jumbo Chilli Cheese (2 pieces)
A delicious blend of creamy cheese and spicy jalapeños, wrapped in a tortilla
£4.00
Chilli & Cheese Nuggets (10 pieces)
A blend of succulent cheese and spicy chilli peppers in a crispy batter. A delicious bite-size bar snack, side or addition to sharing platters.
£6.50
Hash Brown (10 Pieces)
10 pieces of Crispy, Lightly Seasoned Grated Potato with Onion
£5.90
Mozzarella Cheese Stick
10 pieces.
£6.50
Halloumi Fries (8 Pieces)
£6.50
American Chip Spice The Original Paprika Classic 85g
This is not chips! Its spice one puts on their chips to give it that extra flavour Salt, Paprika (23%), Tomato Powder, Flavour Enhancer (E621), Onion Powder, Garlic PowderSuitable for Vegans. Suitable for Vegetarians
£1.25
×5 Extra Vinegar Sachets
Malt vinegar (Barley)If you'd like vinegar that's not Malt, please buy the vinegar bottle (315ml)
£0.70
Cheesy Platter
2 Mozzarella Sticks2 Cheese & Chilli Nuggets2 Cheese & Jalapeños2 Cheesy Onion Rings2 Halloumi Fries2 Jumbo Hash Browns1 Medium Cheesy Chips
£15.99

Pukka Pies

Vegan Steak & Onion
Tender minced soy protein with onions in a rich onion gravy
£3.70
Steak & Kidney
Steak and kidney pukka pie
£3.70
Beef & Onion
Minced beef and onion pukka pie
£3.70
All Steak
Tender pieces of beef steak and rich gravy, in a light puff pastry case.
£3.70
Sausage Roll (Pukka Pie)
wrapped, glazed sausage roll, based filling in a light puff pastry sleeve. Evenly spaced diagonal lines on top.
£2.80
Chicken Balti Pukka Pie
British-Indian curry made with chicken pieces in a thick, tomato-based sauce with a blend of aromatic spices like cumin, coriander, and garam masala
£3.70
Cheese, Leek and Potato Pukka Pie
£3.70
Chicken & Mushroom
Pukka pie
£3.70
Cheese & Onion Pasty
Cheese, potato & onion filling in a light puff pastry case.
£3.50

Sausages

Jumbo Sausage
Our best selling jumbo Sausage
£2.50
Saveloy
Seasoned and smoked sausage
£2.50
Vegan Battered Sausage
Allergy:Wheat flour
£3.25
Saveloy in Batter
£2.60
Spam Fritter
1 piece
£3.10
Small Sausage
Small sausage
£1.40
Vegan Sausage
£2.30
Veggie Sausage
A blend of lightly seasoned vegetables, including carrot, potato, peas, peppers, onion and sweetcorn, shaped in to a traditional sausage.
£1.00
Veggie Battered Sausage
Allergy: Wheat flour, wheat, wheat glutenA blend of lightly seasoned vegetables, including carrot, potato, peas, peppers, onion and sweetcorn, shaped in to a traditional sausage.
£1.70

Sandwiches

All sandwiches are served in a bun. Served with sauce.

Fish in Bun & Chips (Meal Deal)
Piece of fish (Cod) in a seeded bun with chips, choice of sauce and choice of drink (500ml drinks will cost extra)
£9.00
Jumbo Sausage & Bacon
Jumbo Sausage with bacon in a seeded bun
£2.90
Sausage & Bacon & Mushroom & Cheese
Cheese, bacon, sausage and mushrooms in a seeded bun
£4.00
Mega 1
Includes: Bacon + mushroom + cheese + sausage + onion.
£4.00
Stokes Tomato Ketchup 40mg
Ingredients: tomatoes (200g in 100g ketchup) unrefined raw cane sugar, spirit vinegar, Cornflour, sea salt, garlic powder, onion powder, seasoning (salt, spice extracts (contains Celery), onion extract
£0.50
Vegan
Saveloy in Bun
Saveloy in a seeded bun with the choice of sauce
£3.30
Sausage in Bun
2 small Sausages in a bun
£2.50
Bacon Roll
2 slice of bacon in a bun. Sauce included
£3.00
Fish Cake in Bun & Chips
Fish cake in a seeded bun with chips
£5.00
Meat Feast
Served in a Bun which Includes: Burger + cheese + bacon + sausageChoice of drink And chips.
£9.00

Burgers

Due to customer complaints we no longer provide salad with our burgers. Only Sauce. NO SALAD!

Cheese Burger
The picture shown is a 1/2 (double) cheese burger.
£4.20
Bacon Burger
Beef burger with bacon in a seeded bun, with a choice of sauce
£4.20
Burger in Batter
1/4 = 1 beef burger in Batter (deep fried) in a seeded bun1/2 = 2 beef burgers in Batter (deep fried) in a seeded bun
£4.10
1/2 Burger & Spam
2 spam fritter with beef burger in a bun
£7.00
1/2 Bacon Burger with Mozzarella
½ bacon Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.20
1/4 Burger & Spam
1 spam fritter with beef burger bun
£5.00
Plain Burger
£4.20
1/4 Spam in Bun
1 spam fritter in a seeded bun with choice of sauce
£4.00
1/2 Spam in Bun
2 spam fritters in a seeded bun with a choice of sauce
£5.80
Veggie Burger
£4.20
Hawaiian Burger
£4.20
1/4 Burger Patty
No bun, no sauce just the beef burger
£3.00
1/2 Burger Patty
No bun, no sauce. Just the beef burger
£4.00
1/4 Battered Burger Patty
No bun, no cheese, no sauce. Nothing! Just a beef burger in Batter deep fried
£3.50
1/2 Battered Burger Patty
No bun, no cheese, no sauce. Nothing! Just 2 pieces of battered beef burgers deep fried
£6.80
1/4 Mozzarella Cheese Burger
¼ cheese Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£6.20
1/2 Mozzarella Cheese Burger
½ Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.20
1/4 Veggie Burger with Mozzarella
¼ vegetable Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£6.20
1/2 Veggie Burger with Mozzarella
½ vegetable Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.20
1/4 Hawaiian Burger with Mozzarella
¼ Hawaiian Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£6.20
1/2 Hawaiian Burger with Mozzarella
½ Hawaiian Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.20
1/4 Bacon Burger with Mozzarella
¼ bacon Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£6.20
Stokes Tomato Ketchup 40mg
Ingredients: tomatoes (200g in 100g ketchup) unrefined raw cane sugar, spirit vinegar, Cornflour, sea salt, garlic powder, onion powder, seasoning (salt, spice extracts (contains Celery), onion extract
£0.50
Vegan

Chicken

Chicken Bites (10 Pieces)
100% chicken breast fillet Bites. You won't regret it!
£7.20
Chicken Nuggets (10)
£5.70
Chicken Quarter (Leg)
Quarter chicken leg
£4.80
Chicken Quarter (Breast)
Quarter chicken breast. Does NOT come with chips
£4.80
Chicken Burger
100% chicken breast fillet Comes with choice of sauce. Due to customer complaints we no longer include salad. NO SALAD!
£5.99
Southern Fried Chicken Strip
Southern fried chicken strips
£7.70
Spicy Chicken Strip
Spicy Chicken strips
£7.70
Chicken Burger with Mozzarella
Chicken with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.60

Kids Menu

This section is designed for children not for adults. Please be aware that this will not is classed as a whole meal for a typical adult and will not be enough to fill you up. Meal come with 1 Children drink & 1 sachet of sauce of their choice

Fun Fish & Chips (Cod)
Small piece of fish (cod only) with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£6.80
Chicken Nugget (6) & Chips
Chicken Nuggets with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£6.70
Savaloy & Chips
Saveloy with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£4.50
Fish Cake & Chips
1 fish cake with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£4.40
Chicken Burger & Chips
Chicken burger in a bun, with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£6.50
Cheese Burger & Chips
Quarter pounder beef burger with cheese in a bun, with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£5.70
Plain Burger & Chips
Quarter pounder beef burger in a bun, with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£5.40
Veggie Burger & Chips
Vegetable burger in a seeded bun with kids size portion of chips. Choice of sauce
£5.00
Jumbo Sausage & Chips
Jumbo Sausage (battered or unbattered please chose) with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£4.50
Flying Saucers (approx 30g)
Down memory lane. Get your hands on the retro UFO Citric wafers with fruit flavours. assorted flavours: apple, strawberry, orange and lemon.
£1.20
Vegan
Big Time Blackcurrant (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Big Time Bubblegum (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Stokes Tomato Ketchup 40mg
Ingredients: tomatoes (200g in 100g ketchup) unrefined raw cane sugar, spirit vinegar, Cornflour, sea salt, garlic powder, onion powder, seasoning (salt, spice extracts (contains Celery), onion extract
£0.50
Vegan
Kids Chicken Bites & Chips (5 pieces)
100% chicken breast fillet bites & chips, choice of sauce and a cartoon drink
£7.00
Small Sausage & Chips
Small Sausage (battered or unbattered) with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£4.00
2 Veggie Sausage & Chips
£3.60
Big Time Orange (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Ribena Blackcurrant 250ml
non fizzy
£0.90

Side Orders

Curry Sauce
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£2.50
Mushroom in Batter (10 Pieces)
Fresh battered mushrooms
£3.00
Onion Rings (10 Pieces)
Contains WHEAT
£2.50
3 Curry Pancake Rolls
Wheat (GLUTEN)Curry PowderMustard
£7.20
Hash Brown (10 Pieces)
10 pieces of Crispy, Lightly Seasoned Grated Potato with Onion
£5.90
Vinegar Bottle 315ml
Not MALT Vinegar
£1.99
Mac 'n' Cheese Bites (10 pieces)
Macaroni Pasta with Extra Mature Cheddar, Full Fat Soft and Mozzarella Cheeses in a Batter and Breadcrumb Coating with Rice Flake Highlights
£7.50
Chinese Pancake Rolls (3 Pieces)
Allergy: Wheat, Gluten
£7.20
Lamb Samosa
YOU WILL ONLY GET 1 SAMOSA PER PORTION! You will find a red dot. This is food dye done by the manufacturer, it is totally edible
£2.50
Pickle Onion
Pickled onion
£1.00
Chinese Pancake Roll
Allergy:Wheat, Gluten
£2.50
Bread Roll in Butter
Burger bun with butter
£1.00
Battered Pickle Egg
Do you have a brave heart to try a deep fried battered pickle egg?
£3.00
Frickle
Have you ever heard of a Frickle? Well you won't believe what it is, a deep fried battered Gherkin. Yep, you read that correctly. Try one today...... If you dare
£3.00
Vegetable Samosa
Pastry triangle with vegetables and seasoned with delicate blend of spices
£2.50
Vegan
Pickle Gherkin
Pickled gherkin
£1.00
Pea Fritter
Price for each. Batter contains WHEAT
£1.20
Battered Pickle Onion
Have we gone too far with battering food? Now that's something to talk about. Would you attempt to try a deep fried pickle onion in Batter?
£3.00
Chicken Tikka Samosa
Tikka spiced chicken and vegetables wrapped in crispy triangle pastry
£2.50
Pancake Roll (Chicken)
Wheat flour (gluten), cabbage, beansprouts, onion, carrots, peas, chicken, Sesame seeds & fish sauce (anchovy)
£2.50
Curry Pancake Roll
Wheat (GLUTEN)Curry PowderMustard
£2.50
3 Pancake Rolls (Chicken)
Wheat flour (gluten), cabbage, beansprouts, onion, carrots, peas, chicken, Sesame seeds & fish sauce (anchovy)
£7.20
Jumbo Cheesy Onion Rings (5 Pieces)
Wheat flour, cheese (milk) (15%), mild coloured cheddar (milk) (15%), red onion, soya flour, potato starch, wheat starch, yeast, rapeseed oil and dried parsley.
£5.99
Spam Fritter
1 piece
£3.10
Just Bread
Just the burger bun. No butter, nothing!
£0.90
Pickle Egg
Pickled egg
£1.00
Cheesy Hash Browns (10 pieces)
Hash browns with cheese on top
£6.80

Just Chocolate Bars

To make things easier for you, we've created a new category for our chocolate in batter for you to explore!

Twix
Chocolate bar.
£1.20
Giant Mushrooms approx (80g)
Raspberry Flavoured mushrooms
£1.20
Flying Saucers (approx 30g)
Down memory lane. Get your hands on the retro UFO Citric wafers with fruit flavours. assorted flavours: apple, strawberry, orange and lemon.
£1.20
Vegan
Bounty
Chocolate bar.
£1.20
Patislove Angel's Hair White Chocolate with Dried Raspberry Powder 90g
White Chocolate with Raspberry Powder, Filled with Pistachio Cream And Turkish Cotton Candy
£5.00
Crème Egg (Chocolate) 40g
Cadbury Crème Egg chocolate
£0.90
Snickers
Chocolate bar.
£1.20
Mars Bar
This is not battered. It's a Chocolate bar!!!!!!!
£1.20
Lion
Chocolate bar.
£1.20
Drumstick Lollipop
Wrapped milk and raspberry flavoured chewy lollipops. Not suitable for children under 3 years old
£0.15
Banana Sweets (80g)
Remember those banana jelly foam we used to buy after school? Well now's your chance to bring those memories back.
£1.20

Ice Creams

Ben & Jerry’s, Häagen-Dazs and more

B&J Caramel Chew Chew
Ben and jerry caramel
£6.00
Oreo Ice Cream Sandwich with Oreo Cookie Pieces 70g
Chocolate Flavoured Sandwich Cookies Filled with Vanilla Flavour Ice Cream with Crushed Chocolate Flavoured Cookie Pieces.
£3.00
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Sandwich Cookie Dough Sandwich 120 ML
Cocoa and vanilla cookies (46%) with vanilla ice cream and chunks of cocoa corn crumb cookie dough (8.5%). Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sandwiches feature vanilla ice cream with chunks of cookie dough sandwiched between two vanilla and cocoa cookies. When the cookies are calling, this decadent treat is the perfect way to answer. Who ever said there was such a thing as too many cookies? Not us! Fans love our Cookie Dough ice cream so much that we decided to up the ante with even more cookie love. The result? Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sandwiches! Each decadent treat features two soft vanilla-and-cocoa swirled cookies gently hugging rich vanilla ice cream packed with plenty of chunks of cookie dough. Cookie rookies and pros alike will fall cookie-over-dough in love with every bite! Grab one to relax on the sofa while you catch up on your favourite shows, or take one on the road for an on-the-go pick-me-up. Make room in your freezer, we're pretty sure these are about to be your new favourite dessert. Ben & Jerry's Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sandwiches are made with Fairtrade Certified sugar, vanilla, and cocoa, plus eggs from free range hens, so you can feel good about every bite!
£3.00
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Cup Non Dairy Cookies on Cookie Dough 100ml
Non-dairy caramel ice cream with cookie swirls (10%), and chocolate chip cookie dough (16%)
£2.00
Vegan
Magnum Classic Ice Cream
£2.50
Häagen-Dazs Salted Caramel
£6.00
Häagen-Dazs Belgian Chocolate
£6.00
Häagen-Dazs Vanilla
£6.00
Häagen-Dazs Mango & Raspberry
£6.00
Smarties Pop Up Ice Cream
Vanilla ice cream with milk chocolate pieces in a crisp sugar shell.
£2.00
Strawberry & Cream Ice Cream (900ml)
strawberry and cream tub
£2.99
Vanilla with Pod Ice Cream Tub (900ml)
classic vanilla with pod ice cream tub
£2.99
Vegan B&J Chocolate Fudge Brownie 465ml
Vegan non dairy Ben & Jerry Chocolate Fudge Brownie
£6.00
B&J Choco Brownie Fudge
Ben and jerry chocolate brownie
£6.00
B&J Phish food
Chocolate ice cream with marshmallow, caramel and chocolatey shaped fish.We know what your thinking, but unfortunately this increase is way out of our hands and we understand you might be frustrated. We're only making so little profit you might not believe it
£6.00
B&J Cookie Dough
Ben and jerry coockie dough
£6.00
Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake 100ml
Strawberry cheesecake ice cream with Strawberries & a Cookie Swirl
£2.00

Drinks

Do keep looking at this category! We're always updating our drinks section

Mirinda Strawberry
strawberry flavour fizzy drink
£1.60
Tango Orange 1.5L
1.5L tango orange
£3.90
Coca Cola 330ml
original can 330ml
£1.50
Dr Pepper
dr pepper can
£1.60
Orange Juice (500ml)
£2.10
Coca Cola (1.5L)
bottle 1.5L
£3.50
Pepsi Max 330ml
pepsi max can
£1.60
Chocolate Milk Flavour 500ml
£2.10
Glass Coca Cola 330ml
Glass
£1.60
Big Time Blackcurrant (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Pepsi 330ml
glass
£1.60
Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit 330ml
Aka Lilt
£1.60
Ben Shaws Cloudy Lemonade Can 330ml
Carbonated Lemon Flavour Soft Drink.
£1.60
Schweppes Lemonade 200ml
in a glass bottle
£1.60
Bottle of Water (1.5L)
water bottle 1.5L
£3.50
Pepsi Max Cup glass (460ml)
A glass cup with the pepsi max brand 16oz (460ml). Just to make things clear, this is JUST the cup, it does NOT come with any drinks
£3.99
Pepsi Max 1.25L
£3.30
Lucozade Orange 330ml
fizzy lucozade
£1.60
Big Time Orange (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Big Time Bubblegum (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Strawberry Milk flavour 500ml
£2.10
Banana Milk flavour 500ml
£2.10
Diet Coke 330ml
diet coke can
£1.60
Rio
sparkling water and fruit flavour
£1.60
Apple Juice (500ml)
£2.10
Water Bottle (600ml)
£1.70
Monster Energy 500ml
£2.10
Monster Mango Energy 500ml
£2.10
Red Bull 250ml
£2.10
Sprite 330ml
sprite
£1.60
Tango Apple 330ml
Sugar free
£1.60
Tango Orange Can 330ml
tango orange
£1.60
Fanta Twist 330ml
fanta twist
£1.60
Ribena Blackcurrant 250ml
non fizzy
£0.90

Desserts

Enjoy our cakes? If you have an upcoming event and would like us to supply you with one (or more) of our cakes please get in touch with us directly and we will be more than happy to assist. Please note: we would need at least 2 weeks notice in advance

Chocolate Fudge cake
3 layers of moist, rich, dark chocolate cake between lashings if dark chocolate fudge.1 slice of chocolate Fudge cake
£3.00
Carrot Cake Slice
1 slice of carrot cake
£3.00
Pistachio & Cherry Cake Slice
Moist and light individual sponge cake slices, with chopped pistachio nuts throughout the sponge. Filled with two layers of cherry jam and decadent cream icing, and topped with a final layer of icing, and chopped pistachio nuts
£3.00
Sticky Chocolate & Orange Cake Slice
£3.00
Chocolate Doughnut
1 plain Doughnut topped with Chocolate icing. Contains MILK
£0.50
Oreo Doughnut
Decadent chocolate-flavoured doughnuts filled with vanilla creme, topped with sweet white icing and crushed Oreo cookie pieces. Individually wrapped for freshness and convenience. Each doughnut weighs approximately 73g
£3.00
Sparkling Cake
Three layers of pink and yellow sponge, sandwiched with buttercream and strawberry jam. Decorated with buttercream and coloured sprinkles
£3.00
Victoria Sponge Cake Slice
£3.00
Hazelnut and Pistachio Cake
(Price per cake slice)Indulge yourself into this delicious chocolate cake coated in chocolate decorated with Hazelnuts all around and Pistachio around the base
£3.50
Pistachio Cake Slice
£3.00

Battered Chocolate

Here you will find ALL the variety of different chocolate bars we batter. Enjoy!

Battered Mars Bar
£2.50
Battered Cadbury Creme Egg
£2.50
Bounty in Batter
You will receive 2 pieces of bounty on batter (of course each bounty bar contains 2 chocolates) 1 bar = 2 chocolates
£2.50
Pineapple Fritter (3 pieces)
3 pieces of deep fried battered Pineapple
£2.50
3 Lion in Batter
£7.20
Pineapple Fritter (5 pieces)
5 pieces of deep fried battered Pineapple
£4.50
3 Bounty in Batter
You will receive 6 pieces of bounty (of course each bounty bar contains 2 chocolates) 1 bar = 2 chocolates3 bars = 6 pieces of chocolate
£7.20
3 Snickers in Batter
£7.20
Snicker in Batter
£2.50
3 Twix in Batter
You will get 6 fingers of twix in Batter. FYI, each packet of twix have 2 chocolate pieces. So you will get 6 pieces deep fried
£7.20
Twix in Batter
You will get 2 fingers of twix in Batter. FYI, each packet of twix have 2 chocolate pieces. So you will get 2 pieces of chocolate deep fried
£2.50
Lion in Batter
£2.50
3 Battered Mars Bar
£7.20

Vegan Friendly

Please NOTE: This section is designed to easily find our plant based products. Some items will overlap on other sections around our menu.

Curry Sauce
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£2.50
Vegan Battered Sausage
Allergy:Wheat flour
£3.25
Vegan Ben & Jerry Chocolate Fudge Brownie 465ml
Vegan non dairy Ben & Jerry Chocolate Fudge Brownie
£6.50
Popular
Mushroom in Batter (10 Pieces)
Fresh battered mushrooms
£3.00
Onion Rings (10 Pieces)
Contains WHEAT
£2.50
Curry Sauce (12oz)
£4.50
Vegan Steak & Onion
Tender minced soy protein with onions in a rich onion gravy
£3.70
Vegan Strips (5 Pieces)
£6.50
Popular
Gravy
BEEF GRAVY. Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£2.50
Baked Beans
We use only the best for our amazing customers! Heinz Baked Beans
£2.50
Vegan Strip Deal (5 Pieces)
5 Vegan stripsChips Sachet of Sauce Choice of 330ml Can
£9.00
Chinese Pancake Rolls (3 Pieces)
Allergy: Wheat, Gluten
£7.20
Mushy Peas
£2.50
Chinese Pancake Roll
Allergy:Wheat, Gluten
£2.50
Vegan Sausage
£2.30
Vegetable Samosa
Pastry triangle with vegetables and seasoned with delicate blend of spices
£2.50
Vegan
Flying Saucers (approx 30g)
Down memory lane. Get your hands on the retro UFO Citric wafers with fruit flavours. assorted flavours: apple, strawberry, orange and lemon.
£1.20
Vegan
Pea Fritter
Price for each. Batter contains WHEAT
£1.20
Stokes Tomato Ketchup 40mg
Ingredients: tomatoes (200g in 100g ketchup) unrefined raw cane sugar, spirit vinegar, Cornflour, sea salt, garlic powder, onion powder, seasoning (salt, spice extracts (contains Celery), onion extract
£0.50
Vegan
Chicken Gravy
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£2.50
Vegan
Veggie Sausage
Allergy: Wheat flour, wheat, wheat gluten A blend of lightly seasoned vegetables, including carrot, potato, peas, peppers, onion and sweetcorn, shaped in to a traditional sausage.
£1.00
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Cup Non Dairy Cookies on Cookie Dough 100ml
Non-dairy caramel ice cream with cookie swirls (10%), and chocolate chip cookie dough (16%)
£2.00
Vegan

Saucy Sauce

Everything to do with Sauce This category is designed to make our menu easier to navigate through and find things easier

Curry Sauce
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£2.50
Curry Sauce
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£2.30
Mushy Peas
£2.30
Gravy
BEEF GRAVY. Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£2.50
Baked Beans
We use only the best for our amazing customers! Heinz Baked Beans
£2.50
Gravy
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£2.50
Mushy Peas
£2.50
Gravy (12oz)
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£4.50
x4 Heinz squeeze me KETCHUP
X4 Heinz KETCHUP 26ml.
£1.70
X4 Heinz squeeze me MAYO
X4 Heinz MAYONNAISE 26ml.
£1.70
1 Heinz squeeze me KETCHUP
X1 Heinz KETCHUP 26ml
£0.45
Ketchup Sachets x5
£0.70
X1 Heinz squeeze me TARTARE
X1 Heinz TARTARE 26ml.
£0.45
Mushy Peas (12oz)
£4.50
Curry Sauce (12oz)
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£4.50
V. Hot Curry Sauce
Love our curry sauce? Fancy levelling up your taste buds and bring a spicy kick to our original curry sauce recipe?Try our new Very Hot Curry Sauce
£2.60
V. Hot Curry Sauce (12oz)
£4.70
BBQ Baked Beans (7oz)
Baked beans with BBQ flavour
£2.60
Baked Beans (12oz)
We use only the BEST for our AMAZING customers! Heinz Baked Beans
£4.50
Chicken Gravy
£2.50
Chicken Gravy (12oz)
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£4.50
Heinz Garlic Sauce Sqeeze Me x1
26ml each. Contains egg yolk, mustard seeds and celery juice
£0.45
Heinz Garlic Sauce Sqeeze Me (x4)
26ml each. Contains egg yolk, mustard seeds and celery juice
£1.70
Ketchup Sachet
£0.15
BBQ Sauce Sachet
£0.15
BBQ Sauce x5
£0.70
1 Very Hot Chilli Sauce Sachet
£0.15
5 Hot Chilli Sauce Sachet
£0.70
Mayo Sachet
£0.15
5 Mayo Sachets
£0.70
Tartare Sauce Sachet
£0.15
5 Tartare Sauce Sachets
£0.70
Heinz Ketchup Bottle 300ml
£2.50
X1 Heinz squeeze me MAYO
X1 Heinz MAYONNAISE 26ml
£0.45
X4 Heinz squeeze me TARTARE
X4 Heinz TARTARE 26ml
£1.70
X5 Vinegar Sachets
Malt vinegar (Barley)If you'd like vinegar that's not Malt, please buy the vinegar bottle (315ml)
£0.70
Chicken Gravy
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£2.50
Vegan
Stokes Tomato Ketchup 40mg
Ingredients: tomatoes (200g in 100g ketchup) unrefined raw cane sugar, spirit vinegar, Cornflour, sea salt, garlic powder, onion powder, seasoning (salt, spice extracts (contains Celery), onion extract
£0.50
Vegan

Retro Sweets & Drinks

We aim to bring back those amazing memories we all had in those good old days. There's nothing like being a kid again. Kids nowadays don't know the true meaning 'having fun' without tech. So we're here to help you show them how it was really done.

Giant Mushrooms approx (80g)
Raspberry Flavoured mushrooms
£1.20
Flying Saucers (approx 30g)
Down memory lane. Get your hands on the retro UFO Citric wafers with fruit flavours. assorted flavours: apple, strawberry, orange and lemon.
£1.20
Vegan
Melody Pops (15g)
Strawberry flavour. May contain traces of milk and barley.Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Acids (Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Lactic Acid), Colour (E162), Flavouring, Emulsifier (soya Lecithin)
£0.55
Bubble Wand (118ml) Orange Colour
Ready to use, make bubbles all year round.
£1.20
Bubble Wand (118ml) Yellow colour
Ready to use, make bubbles all year round.
£1.20
Fizz Wiz (14g)
Super loud popping candy. Your littles ones will be sure to love the fizzing sensation from this candy. A strawberry flavoured popping crystal.
£0.50
Banana Sweets (80g)
Remember those banana jelly foam we used to buy after school? Well now's your chance to bring those memories back.
£1.20
Shrimps Sweets (80g)
Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Invert Sugar Syrup, Gelatine, Flavourings, Gelling Agent: Pectins, Stabilizer: Diphosphates, Colours: E162
£1.20
White Mice Sweets (approx 85g)
Sugar, Palm Oil, Whey Powder (from Cow's Milkpan>), Wheat Flour (with added Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin)*, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Flavourings, *Nutrients required by the Bread and Flour Regulations 1998. For allergens including Cereals containing Gluten, see ingredients in bold
£1.35
Pink & White Mice Sweets (approx 85g)
Strawberry & cream flavour candy pieces. Sugar, Palm Oil, Whey Powder (from Milk), Wheat Flour, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Flavouring, Natural Colour (Carmine)Contains Gluten, Milk, Soya, Wheat
£1.35
Oreo Doughnut
Decadent chocolate-flavoured doughnuts filled with vanilla creme, topped with sweet white icing and crushed Oreo cookie pieces. Individually wrapped for freshness and convenience. Each doughnut weighs approximately 73g
£3.00

Meal Deals

Fish in Bun & Chips (Meal Deal)
Piece of fish (Cod) in a seeded bun with chips, choice of sauce and choice of drink (500ml drinks will cost extra)
£9.00
Chicken Escalope Meal Deal
100% chicken breast flattened in a Seasoned crispy Batter, with chips, choice of can and a choice of sauce sachet
£11.00
Halal
Meat Feast
Served in a Bun which Includes: Burger + cheese + bacon + sausageChoice of drink And chips.
£9.00
Vegan Strips & Chips (5 pieces)
5 Vegan stripsChips Sachet of Sauce Choice of 330ml Can
£9.00
Stokes Tomato Ketchup 40mg
Ingredients: tomatoes (200g in 100g ketchup) unrefined raw cane sugar, spirit vinegar, Cornflour, sea salt, garlic powder, onion powder, seasoning (salt, spice extracts (contains Celery), onion extract
£0.50
Vegan

Cheesy 'sharing'

All the gooey goodness of cheese in 1 section 😋 ..... We Guess there's nothing wrong with sharing..... But only 1 piece 🤣 the rest is yours

Chilli & Cheese Nuggets (10 pieces)
A blend of succulent cheese and spicy chilli peppers in a crispy batter. A delicious bite-size bar snack, side or addition to sharing platters.
£6.50
Mozzarella Cheese Stick
10 pieces.
£6.50
Mac 'n' Cheese Bites (10 pieces)
Macaroni Pasta with Extra Mature Cheddar, Full Fat Soft and Mozzarella Cheeses in a Batter and Breadcrumb Coating with Rice Flake Highlights
£7.50
Cheese & Onion Pasty
Cheese, potato & onion filling in a light puff pastry case.
£3.50
Cheesy Platter
2 Mozzarella Sticks2 Cheese & Chilli Nuggets2 Cheese & Jalapeños2 Cheesy Onion Rings2 Halloumi Fries2 Jumbo Hash Browns1 Medium Cheesy Chips
£15.99
Cheesy Hash Browns (10 pieces)
Hash browns with cheese on top
£6.80
Jumbo Cheesy Onion Rings (5 Pieces)
Wheat flour, cheese (milk) (15%), mild coloured cheddar (milk) (15%), red onion, soya flour, potato starch, wheat starch, yeast, rapeseed oil and dried parsley.
£5.99

While Stocks Last

once the items are sold, they're gone.

Patislove Angel's Hair White Chocolate with Dried Raspberry Powder 90g
White Chocolate with Raspberry Powder, Filled with Pistachio Cream And Turkish Cotton Candy
£5.00
Chicken Escalope Meal Deal
100% chicken breast flattened in a Seasoned crispy Batter, with chips, choice of can and a choice of sauce sachet
£11.00
Halal
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Cup Non Dairy Cookies on Cookie Dough 100ml
Non-dairy caramel ice cream with cookie swirls (10%), and chocolate chip cookie dough (16%)
£2.00
Vegan
Häagen-Dazs Mango & Raspberry
£6.00
Drumstick Lollipop
Wrapped milk and raspberry flavoured chewy lollipops. Not suitable for children under 3 years old
£0.15
Smarties Pop Up Ice Cream
Vanilla ice cream with milk chocolate pieces in a crisp sugar shell.
£2.00
Melody Pops (15g)
Strawberry flavour. May contain traces of milk and barley.Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Acids (Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Lactic Acid), Colour (E162), Flavouring, Emulsifier (soya Lecithin)
£0.55
Stokes Tomato Ketchup 40mg
Ingredients: tomatoes (200g in 100g ketchup) unrefined raw cane sugar, spirit vinegar, Cornflour, sea salt, garlic powder, onion powder, seasoning (salt, spice extracts (contains Celery), onion extract
£0.50
Vegan
Oreo Doughnut
Decadent chocolate-flavoured doughnuts filled with vanilla creme, topped with sweet white icing and crushed Oreo cookie pieces. Individually wrapped for freshness and convenience. Each doughnut weighs approximately 73g
£3.00

Loaded Chips

Fancy something new, similar but slightly different? Why not try our new dish.

Spicy Loaded Chips
Our signature chips seasoned with american chip spice and cheese on top. 5 spicy chicken strips, 2 choice of heinz sachets and 2 drinks (any size)
£15.00
Southern Fried Loaded Chips
Our signature chips seasoned with american chip spice and cheese on top. 5 southern fried chicken strips, 2 choice of heinz sachets and 2 drinks (any size)
£15.00