About Upland's Diner - Swansea
IMPORTANT: Genetically Modified Oil is used in our deep fat fryers, and also in the preparation/cooking of other foods. Also, whereas certain meals may not contain a specific allergen, due to the wide range of ingredients used in our kitchen, foods may be at risk of cross contamination by x ingredient(s). Please call us on 01792 644409 if you require any further information.20% off entire menu
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Deluxe Breakfast
£10.95Beef Lasagne
£10.958oz Gammon
£10.95
All Day Breakfasts - Breakfast items may only be removed, not swapped. Swap requests will not be observed.
Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated· 2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast£10.95The Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.£29.50The Family Beast
5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.£18.00Welsh Breakfast
Laverbread, Cockles, 2 Thick Smoked Bacon, 1 Lincoln Pork Sausage, 1 Fried Egg, 1 Fried Bread and 1 Sourdough Toast.£13.95The English Breakfast
2 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Fried Eggs, Beans, Grilled Tomato, Mushrooms, Potato Cake & 1 Sourdough Toast.£12.25Irish Breakfast
2 Back Bacon, 2 Richmond Irish Sausages, 1 Fried Egg, White Pudding, Beans, Potato Cake, Mushrooms & Soda Bread Toast (soda bread subject to availability, otherwise substituted for sourdough toast).£12.25Regal Breakfast
Highly rated· 3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.£13.50Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.£10.95Jumbo Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.£9.95Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast£8.95Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast£8.75Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast£8.50Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread£9.95Veggie Breakfast
Highly rated· 2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast£8.95
Sides
Pork Sausage
£1.25Egg
£1.50Veggie Sausage
£1.25Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
£1.50Halal Sausage (Beef & Chicken)
£1.50Bacon
£1.25Hash Brown
£1.25Mushrooms
£1.75Black Pudding
£1.50Bubble & Squeak
£2.00Baked Beans
£1.75Plum Tomatoes
£1.00Spaghetti Hoops
£1.75Small Chips
£2.75Fried Potatoes
£3.50Seasoned Potatoes
£3.50Curly Fries
£3.75Cheesy Chips
£3.95Mashed Potato
£2.00White Rice
£1.75House Slaw
£1.50Pot of Gravy
£1.75Grated Cheese
£1.75Fried Bread
£0.90Bread & Butter (white only)
£0.70Toast (white only)
£0.80Eggy Bread
£1.25Sourdough Toast
£1.00Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
£1.00Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£5.50Pepper Sauce
£3.25Garlic Bread
£3.75Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.75Onion Rings (8)
£4.50Chicken Strips (6)
£6.50Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£7.95
Sauce Sachets
Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
£0.50Brown HP Sauce Sachet
£0.20Mayonnaise Sachet
£0.20Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.50English Mustard Sachet
£0.20
Soft Drinks / Juices
4 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
£3.00Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
£1.25Dr Pepper 330ml can
£1.95Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste£1.95Coca-Cola 1.25 litre bottle
Original Taste£4.00Diet Coke 1.25 Litre bottle
£4.00Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.50Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
£2.50Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£2.50Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
£2.50Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£2.50Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste£2.50Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
£2.50Orange Juice 400ml bottle Juiceburst
£2.00Apple Juice 500ml bottle Juiceburst
£2.00Fanta Orange 330ml can
£1.95Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£1.95Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
£1.95Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
£1.95Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
£1.95Diet Coke 330ml can
£1.95Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.95Still Water 500ml bottle
£1.507up Zero 330ml Can
£1.95Dr Pepper Cherry Crush Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.95Apple Tango Sugar Free 330ml Can
£1.95
Milk Shakes 16oz
Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.
Vanilla Milkshake
£5.25Chocolate Milkshake
£5.25Strawberry Milkshake
£5.25Nutella Milkshake
£5.25Hazelnut Milkshake
£5.25Mint Aero Milkshake
£5.25Reese’s Milkshake
£5.25Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
£5.25Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£5.25Crunchie Milkshake
£5.25Bounty Milkshake
£5.25Caramel Milkshake
£5.25
Smoothies
Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.£4.95Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.£4.95Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.£4.95
Frappes
Coffee Frappe
£4.95Vanilla Frappe
£4.95Chocolate Frappe
£4.95
Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls
Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers£5.50Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.50Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£6.50Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£6.50Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£7.50
Roast Dinners
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.95Turkey Roast Dinner
£11.95Gammon Ham Dinner
£11.95Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£11.95Pork Dinner
£11.95Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£11.95Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan£11.95VegetarianCauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
£11.95VegetarianLamb Shank Dinner
£16.95Lamb Roast Dinner
£12.95Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50Deluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50Deluxe Pork Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Pork, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50Deluxe Gammon Ham Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Gammon Ham, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.£14.50VegetarianDeluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.£14.50Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£3.95Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.95Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.50Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
£2.95Vegetarian
Carvery Baguettes
Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce£8.75Fresh Roast Hot Pork Baguette
In gravy with apple sauce.£8.75Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.£8.75
Baguettes
(White only)
Breakfast Baguette
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.£6.50Bacon Baguette
£4.75Sausage Baguette
£4.75Bacon & Egg Baguette
£5.50Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.50Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£5.50Ham Baguette
£5.25Tuna Mayo Baguette
£5.50Cheese Baguette
£5.25Chicken Baguette
£6.25Tuna Mayo & Sweetcorn Baguette
£5.95
Gourmet Dishes
Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours Served with a chilli dip. Served with chips.£10.25Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.£10.95Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.£8.75Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.£8.75Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.£8.95
Favourites
Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice£10.958oz Gammon
£10.95Chicken Curry
£10.25Steak, Mushroom & Ale Pie
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice£10.25Thai Green Chicken Curry
£10.25
Specials
Home-Made Cottage Pie with Peas & Carrots
£10.25Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash£9.95Corned Beef & Potato Pie
Served with Peas, and either chips or mash. With or without gravy.£9.952 Faggots & Gravy
£9.75Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£10.50Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£9.95Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95Smoky 3 Bean Chilli
£9.95Beef Chilli
£10.25Lamb Shank
Slow cooked lamb shank, in a minted gravy. Served with peas, carrots, broccoli and mash.£16.95BBQ Chicken Wings (6)
6 BBQ chicken wings drizzled with honey, topped with crispy onions and sliced gherkins. With a garlic mayo dip.£9.45Gluten Free Vegan Bites
4 potato croquettes, filled with potato and crushed peas, encased in a cider vinegar batter. With chips and mushy peas.£9.95Gluten freeSmashed Burger Loaded Fries
Chips topped with a diced burger, topped with melted cheese, crispy onions and sliced gherkins.£10.25
Classic Burgers
Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.75Half Pounder Burger
£9.25The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.£11.95
Gourmet Burgers
Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.£11.50Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.£13.75Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.£11.25SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.£10.95
Gourmet Hotdogs
Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.£9.50Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.£9.50Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.£6.95
Grills
6oz Rump Steak
£10.5012oz Rump Steak
£14.9516oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.£15.50Pepper Sauce
£3.50
Chicken
Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.£10.50American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.£8.25
Something Fishy
Fish Fingers (6)
£8.50
Vegetarian
Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.£8.50Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.£8.50Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce£9.95
Vegan
The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.£9.95Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce£9.95Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.95
Halal Section
All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.
Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages, 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.£29.50HalalThe Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages, 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.£18.00Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.£9.95Halal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.£8.25Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.£8.25Halal Popcorn Chicken (15)
Served with chips and peas or beans£9.50Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.£10.50Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.£14.95Pepper Sauce
£3.50Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.75Halal Half Pounder Burger
£9.25
Wraps
Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.£7.95Tuna Wrap
£7.95Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.95
Jacket Potatoes
Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£6.25Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£6.25Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£6.25Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£8.50Plain Tuna Jacket Potato
£6.75Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£6.75Chilli Jacket Potato
£8.50
Salads
Beef Salad
£10.50Ham Salad
£10.50Turkey Salad
£10.50Tuna Salad
£10.50Chicken Salad
£10.50Cheese Salad
£10.50
Dips
BBQ Dip
£0.70Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.70Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£0.70Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£0.70Garlic Mayo Dip
£0.70
Kids Meals
Kids Chicken Burger
£5.50Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£5.50Kids Sausage (1)
£5.50Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£5.50Kids Turkey Dinner
£7.95Kids Beef Dinner
£7.95
Desserts
Jam Sponge
£5.50Sticky Toffee Pudding
£5.50Apple Crumble
£5.50Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.95New York Vanilla Cheesecake
£4.95Cookie Dough 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.75Chocolate Fudge Brownie 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.75Lemon Tart Au Citron
A buttery pastry base, filled with a Sicilian lemon custard. Finished with a sweet snow sugar.£4.95
Sweet Treats
Triple Chocolate Brownie Slice
£2.50
Summer Specials
Meals put on the menu for seven days only
Tuna Melt Ciabbatta
Tuna & Melted Cheese in a Ciabbatta sub served with house slaw & Nachos£8.50Loaded Ciabbatta
Ham grated Cheese sliced Tomato Red Onion in a Ciabbatta subserved with house slaw and Nachos£8.25Chicken Caesar Salad Wrap
Diced Chicken with mixed salad a Caesar dressing with grated Parmesan Cheese served with house slaw & Nachos£8.95Smashed Burger Loaded Fries
Portion of chips topped with Melted Cheese Crispy Onions sliced Gherkins & Diced Beef Burger£10.50