Upland's Diner - Swansea delivery from Swansea University

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Jumbo Breakfast
£9.95
Uplands Special Breakfast
£8.95
Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
The Family Beast
£18.00
Regal Breakfast
£13.50
Deluxe Breakfast
£10.95
Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
£14.50
Mega Snowman Burger
£13.75
16oz Mixed Grill
£15.50
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
£14.50

All Day Breakfasts - Breakfast items may only be removed, not swapped. Swap requests will not be observed.

Jumbo Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.95
Popular
The Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.
£29.50
Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.95
Popular
The Family Beast
5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Popular
Regal Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.50
Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.95
Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.
£10.95
Welsh Breakfast
Laverbread, Cockles, 2 Thick Smoked Bacon, 1 Lincoln Pork Sausage, 1 Fried Egg, 1 Fried Bread and 1 Sourdough Toast.
£13.95
The English Breakfast
2 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Fried Eggs, Beans, Grilled Tomato, Mushrooms, Potato Cake & 1 Sourdough Toast.
£12.25
Veggie Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
£8.95
Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.75
Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.50
Irish Breakfast
2 Back Bacon, 2 Richmond Irish Sausages, 1 Fried Egg, White Pudding, Beans, Potato Cake, Mushrooms & Soda Bread Toast (soda bread subject to availability, otherwise substituted for sourdough toast).
£12.25
Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread
£9.95

Sides

Hash Brown
£1.25
Pork Sausage
£1.25
Bacon
£1.25
Black Pudding
£1.50
Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
£1.50
Curly Fries
£3.75
Egg
£1.50
Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£5.50
Small Chips
£2.75
Onion Rings (8)
£4.50
Mushrooms
£1.75
Baked Beans
£1.75
Chicken Strips (6)
£6.50
Fried Bread
£0.90
Plum Tomatoes
£1.00
Fried Potatoes
£3.50
Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.75
Mashed Potato
£2.00
Cheesy Chips
£3.95
Toast (white only)
£0.80
Bubble & Squeak
£2.00
Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£7.95
Halal Sausage (Beef & Chicken)
£1.50
Seasoned Potatoes
£3.50
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Eggy Bread
£1.25
Sourdough Toast
£1.00
Pot of Gravy
£1.75
Bread & Butter (white only)
£0.70
White Rice
£1.75
Veggie Sausage
£1.25
Spaghetti Hoops
£1.75
House Slaw
£1.50
Grated Cheese
£1.75
Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
£1.00
Garlic Bread
£3.75

Sauce Sachets

Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
£0.50
Brown HP Sauce Sachet
£0.20
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.50
Mayonnaise Sachet
£0.20
English Mustard Sachet
£0.20

Soft Drinks / Juices

Dr Pepper 330ml can
£1.95
Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste
£1.95
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.95
Apple Juice 500ml bottle Juiceburst
£2.00
4 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
£3.00
Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.50
Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£1.95
7up Zero 330ml Can
£1.95
Diet Coke 330ml can
£1.95
Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
£2.50
Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste
£2.50
Diet Coke 1.25 Litre bottle
£4.00
Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
£1.95
Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£2.50
Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£2.50
Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
£2.50
Orange Juice 400ml bottle Juiceburst
£2.00
Fanta Orange 330ml can
£1.95
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
£1.95
Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
£1.25
Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
£2.50
Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
£1.95
Dr Pepper Cherry Crush Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.95
Apple Tango Sugar Free 330ml Can
£1.95
Still Water 500ml bottle
£1.50

Milk Shakes 16oz

Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.

Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
£5.25
Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£5.25
Caramel Milkshake
£5.25
Reese’s Milkshake
£5.25
Strawberry Milkshake
£5.25
Vanilla Milkshake
£5.25
Nutella Milkshake
£5.25
Hazelnut Milkshake
£5.25
Crunchie Milkshake
£5.25
Bounty Milkshake
£5.25
Chocolate Milkshake
£5.25
Mint Aero Milkshake
£5.25

Smoothies

Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.
£4.95
Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.
£4.95
Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.
£4.95

Frappes

Coffee Frappe
£4.95
Vanilla Frappe
£4.95
Chocolate Frappe
£4.95

Roast Dinners

Lamb Shank Dinner
£16.95
Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Deluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.95
Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£11.95
Deluxe Gammon Ham Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Gammon Ham, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Gammon Ham Dinner
£11.95
Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£11.95
Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
£11.95
Vegetarian
Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.95
Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
£2.95
Vegetarian
Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£3.95
Turkey Roast Dinner
£11.95
Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan
£11.95
Vegetarian
Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.
£14.50
Vegetarian
Deluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.50

Carvery Baguettes

Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.
£8.75
Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce
£8.75

Classic Burgers

Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.75
The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.
£11.95
Half Pounder Burger
£9.25

Gourmet Burgers

Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£13.75
Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£11.50
SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.95
Signature Burger
Highly rated
· Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£11.25

Gourmet Hotdogs

Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.
£9.50
Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.
£9.50
Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.
£6.95

Gourmet Dishes

Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.
£8.95
Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.
£10.95
Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.
£8.75
Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours Served with a chilli dip. Served with chips.
£10.25
Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.
£8.75

Favourites

Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£10.95
Chicken Curry
£10.25
8oz Gammon
£10.95
Steak, Mushroom & Ale Pie
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£10.25
Thai Green Chicken Curry
£10.25

Specials

Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
Home-Made Cottage Pie with Peas & Carrots
£10.25
Corned Beef & Potato Pie
Served with Peas, and either chips or mash. With or without gravy.
£9.95
Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£9.95
Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash
£9.95
2 Faggots & Gravy
£9.75
Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£10.50
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli
£9.95
Beef Chilli
£10.25
Lamb Shank
Slow cooked lamb shank, in a minted gravy. Served with peas, carrots, broccoli and mash.
£16.95
Smashed Burger Loaded Fries
Chips topped with a diced burger, topped with melted cheese, crispy onions and sliced gherkins.
£10.25

Grills

16oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.
£15.50
12oz Rump Steak
£14.95
Pepper Sauce
£3.50
6oz Rump Steak
£10.50

Chicken

American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£8.25
Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.
£10.50

Something Fishy

Fish Fingers (6)
£8.50

Dips

BBQ Dip
£0.70
Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.70
Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£0.70
Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£0.70
Garlic Mayo Dip
£0.70

Baguettes

(White only)

Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£5.50
Breakfast Baguette
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.
£6.50
Sausage Baguette
£4.75
Bacon Baguette
£4.75
Chicken Baguette
£6.25
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£5.50
Tuna Mayo Baguette
£5.50
Tuna Mayo & Sweetcorn Baguette
£5.95
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.50
Ham Baguette
£5.25
Cheese Baguette
£5.25

Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls

Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£7.50
Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers
£5.50
Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£6.50
Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£6.50
Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.50

Halal Section

All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.

Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.95
The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages, 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£8.25
Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.
£10.50
Halal Popcorn Chicken (15)
Served with chips and peas or beans
£9.50
Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages, 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.
£29.50
Halal
Halal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£8.25
Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.
£14.95
Pepper Sauce
£3.50
Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.75
Halal Half Pounder Burger
£9.25

Vegetarian

Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.
£8.50
Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.
£8.50

Vegan

The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.
£9.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.95

Wraps

Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.95
Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.
£7.95
Tuna Wrap
£7.95

Jacket Potatoes

Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£6.25
Chilli Jacket Potato
£8.50
Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£8.50
Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£6.25
Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£6.25
Plain Tuna Jacket Potato
£6.75
Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£6.75

Salads

Ham Salad
£10.50
Beef Salad
£10.50
Turkey Salad
£10.50
Tuna Salad
£10.50
Chicken Salad
£10.50
Cheese Salad
£10.50

Kids Meals

Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£5.50
Kids Turkey Dinner
£7.95
Kids Sausage (1)
£5.50
Kids Beef Dinner
£7.95
Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£5.50
Kids Chicken Burger
£5.50

Desserts

Apple Crumble
£5.50
Popular
Jam Sponge
£5.50
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.95
Sticky Toffee Pudding
£5.50
New York Vanilla Cheesecake
£4.95
Lemon Tart Au Citron
A buttery pastry base, filled with a Sicilian lemon custard. Finished with a sweet snow sugar.
£4.95
Vanilla Cheesecake with Lotus Biscoff
Swirled and topped with delicious Lotus Biscoff spread and crumb on a crunchy biscuit base.
£4.95
Vegetarian
Cookie Dough 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.75
Chocolate Fudge Brownie 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.75