Upland's Diner - Swansea delivery from Swansea

About Upland's Diner - Swansea
IMPORTANT: Genetically Modified Oil is used in our deep fat fryers, and also in the preparation/cooking of other foods. Also, whereas certain meals may not contain a specific allergen, due to the wide range of ingredients used in our kitchen, foods may be at risk of cross contamination by x ingredient(s). Please call us on 01792 644409 if you require any further information.
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Jumbo Breakfast
£9.50
The Family Beast
£18.00
Uplands Special Breakfast
£8.75
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
£14.00
Regal Breakfast
Highly rated
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.00
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated
2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.25
Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.25
Chicken Curry
£9.95
Veggie Breakfast
Highly rated
2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
£8.50

ALL DAY BREAKFASTS - Breakfast items may only be removed, NOT swapped. Swap requests will NOT be observed.

Jumbo Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.50
Popular
The Family Beast
5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Regal Breakfast
Highly rated
· 3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.00
Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.75
Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.25
The English Breakfast
2 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Fried Eggs, Beans, Grilled Tomato, Mushrooms, Potato Cake & 1 Sourdough Toast.
£11.25
Veggie Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
£8.50
Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.50
Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.
£10.50
The Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Irish Breakfast
2 Back Bacon, 2 Richmond Irish Sausages, 1 Fried Egg, White Pudding, Beans, Potato Cake, Mushrooms & Soda Bread Toast.
£11.75
Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.25
Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread
£9.50

Sides

Hash Brown
£1.25
Egg
£1.50
Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£7.95
Pork Sausage
£1.25
Black Pudding
£1.50
Curly Fries
£3.75
Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£5.50
Onion Rings (8)
£4.50
Chicken Strips (6)
£6.50
Mushrooms
£1.75
Toast (white only)
£0.80
Baked Beans
£1.75
Bacon
£1.25
Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.75
Mashed Potato
£2.00
Fried Bread
£0.90
Mozzarella Sticks (4)
£5.00
Plum Tomatoes
£1.00
Small Chips
£2.75
Cheesy Chips
£3.95
Fried Potatoes
£3.50
Seasoned Potatoes
£3.50
Eggy Bread
£1.25
Halal Sausage (Beef & Chicken)
£1.50
Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
£1.50
Grated Cheese
£1.75
Bubble & Squeak
£2.00
House Slaw
£1.50
Pot of Gravy
£1.75
Sourdough Toast
£1.00
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Bread & Butter (white only)
£0.70
Veggie Sausage (Richmond)
£1.25
Spaghetti Hoops
£1.75
White Rice
£1.75
Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
£1.00
Garlic Bread
£3.75

Sauce Sachets

Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
£0.50
Mayonnaise Sachet
£0.20
Brown HP Sauce Sachet
£0.20
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40

Soft Drinks / Juices

Coca-Cola 1.25 litre bottle
Original Taste
£3.50
Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste
£1.60
4 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
£2.00
Diet Coke 1.25 Litre bottle
£3.50
Tango Orange 1.5 litre bottle
£3.50
Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste
£2.10
Orange Juice 400ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.80
Dr Pepper 330ml can
£1.60
Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
£2.25
Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
£2.10
Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£1.60
Starbucks Frappuccino Caramel Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.40
White’s Lemonade 1.5lt. Bottle
£3.50
Fanta Orange 330ml can
£1.60
Lipton’s Lemon Ice Tea
£2.25
Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.25
Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£2.10
Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£2.10
Apple Juice 500ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.80
Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
£1.40
Diet Coke 330ml can
£1.40
Ice Valley Still Water 500ml bottle
£1.10
Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
£1.60
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
£1.60
7up Zero 330ml Can
£1.40
Starbucks Frappuccino Mocha Chocolate Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
£2.10
Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
£1.00

Milk Shakes 16oz

Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.

Strawberry Milkshake
£4.95
Bounty Milkshake
£4.95
Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Vanilla Milkshake
£4.95
Crunchie Milkshake
£4.95
Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Nutella Milkshake
£4.95
Reese’s Milkshake
£4.95
Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£4.95
Hazelnut Milkshake
£4.95
Mint Aero Milkshake
£4.95
Malteser Milkshake
£4.95
Oreo Milkshake
£4.95
Caramel Milkshake
£4.95

Smoothies

Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.
£4.75
Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75
Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75

Frappes

Caramel Frappe
£4.75
Coffee Frappe
£4.75
Chocolate Frappe
£4.75
Vanilla Frappe
£4.75
Hazelnut Frappe
£4.75

Wine (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD)

Jack Rabbit Merlot (Red) 750ml
Wine of California, USA. Vibrant berry and spice. Jack Rabbit Merlot is a smooth and fruity red wine full of berry flavours. If you like your red wines mellow, ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye, Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. A medium-bodied wine with fruity berry and plum aromas and a smooth finish.
£11.00
Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio (White) 750ml
Wine of Veneto, Italy. Crisp, zesty apples. Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio is dry and crisp with flavours of fresh apple. If you like your white wines light and vibrant. Ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye. Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. Fresh, floral aromas with a soft mouthfeel and good acidity.
£11.00

Lager (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Budweiser 440ml can 4.5%
£3.50
San Miguel 440ml can 5.0% alc vol
£3.50
Heineken 440ml can 5.0%
£3.50

Cider (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Strongbow 440ml can 4.5% alc vol
£3.50

Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls

Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£6.75
Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.95
Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£5.95
Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers
£5.25
Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.25

Roast Dinners

Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Popular
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£11.50
Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian
Deluxe Gammon Ham Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Gammon Ham, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Turkey Roast Dinner
£11.50
Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.95
Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£3.95
Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
£2.95
Vegetarian
Gammon Ham Dinner
£11.50
Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan
£11.50
Vegetarian
Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.
£14.00
Vegetarian
Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40

Carvery Baguettes

Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.
£8.50
Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce
£8.50

Baguettes

(White only)

Breakfast Baguette
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.
£6.25
Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£5.25
Popular
Bacon Baguette
£4.50
Chicken Baguette
£5.75
Ham Baguette
£5.00
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.25
Tuna Mayo Baguette
£5.00
Cheese Baguette
£5.00
Sausage Baguette
£4.50
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£5.25
Tuna & Sweetcorn Baguette
£5.25

Gourmet Dishes

Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.
£9.95
Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.
£8.25
Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.95
Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours Served with a chilli dip. Served with chips.
£9.50
Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.95

Favourites

Chicken Curry
£9.95
Popular
Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.95
8oz Gammon
£9.95
Steak, Mushroom & Ale Pie
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.50
Thai Green Chicken Curry
£9.95

Specials

Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
Beef Chilli
£9.95
Home-Made Cottage Pie with Peas & Carrots
£9.50
Corned Beef & Potato Pie
Served with Peas, and either chips or mash. With or without gravy.
£9.50
2 Faggots & Gravy
£9.25
Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£9.75
Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£9.25
Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash
£9.50
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli
£9.95
Lamb Shank
Slow cooked lamb shank, in a minted gravy. Served with peas, carrots, broccoli and mash.
£18.95

Classic Burgers

Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25
Half Pounder Burger
£8.75
The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.
£11.50

Gourmet Burgers

Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£12.75
Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.25
SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£9.95
Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.50

Gourmet Hotdogs

Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.
£9.25
Popular
Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.
£6.50
Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.
£8.95

Grills

16oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.
£14.95
6oz Rump Steak
£9.95
12oz Rump Steak
£14.75
Pepper Sauce
£3.25

Chicken

Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.
£9.95
American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75

Something Fishy

Fish Fingers (6)
£8.25

Vegetarian

Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.
£7.95
Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.
£7.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95

Vegan

The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.
£9.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.95

Halal Section

All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.

Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages, 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Halal
Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75
Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.50
The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages, 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.
£14.75
Halal Half Pounder Burger
£8.75
Halal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75
Halal Popcorn Chicken (15)
Served with chips and peas or beans
£8.95
Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.
£9.95
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25

Wraps

Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.25
Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.
£7.25
Tuna Wrap
£7.25

Jacket Potatoes

Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£5.50
Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£5.95
Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.95
Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.95
Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£7.95
Plain Tuna Jacket Potato
£5.95
Chilli Jacket Potato
£7.95

Salads

Ham Salad
£10.50
Beef Salad
£10.50
Turkey Salad
£10.50
Tuna Salad
£10.50
Chicken Salad
£10.50
Cheese Salad
£10.50

Dips

Garlic Mayo Dip
£0.70
BBQ Dip
£0.70
Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£0.70
Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£0.70
Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.70

Kids Meals

Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£5.00
Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£5.00
Kids Chicken Burger
£5.00
Kids Turkey Dinner
£7.50
Kids Beef Dinner
£7.50
Kids Sausage (1)
£5.00

Desserts

Apple Crumble
£4.95
Jam Sponge
£4.95
Cookie Dough 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.50
Strawberries & Cream Cheesecake
Topped with strawberry halves and drizzled with white chocolate on a crunchy biscuit base.
£4.50
Sticky Toffee Pudding
£4.95
Chocolate Fudge Brownie 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25

Sweet Treats

Triple Chocolate Brownie Slice
£2.50