Upland's Diner - Swansea delivery from Swansea

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Jumbo Breakfast
£9.50
Regal Breakfast
Highly rated
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.00
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
£14.00
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated
2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.25
The Family Beast
£18.00
Uplands Special Breakfast
£8.75
Chicken Curry
£9.95
Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.25
16oz Mixed Grill
£14.95

ALL DAY BREAKFASTS - Breakfast items may only be removed, NOT swapped. Swap requests will NOT be observed.

Jumbo Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.50
Popular
Regal Breakfast
Highly rated
· 3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.00
The Family Beast
5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.25
Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.75
The Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.
£23.60£29.50
The English Breakfast
2 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Fried Eggs, Beans, Grilled Tomato, Mushrooms, Potato Cake & 1 Sourdough Toast.
£11.25
Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.50
Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.
£10.50
Veggie Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
£8.50
Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.25
Welsh Breakfast
Laverbread, Cockles, 2 Thick Smoked Bacon, 1 Lincoln Pork Sausage, 1 Fried Egg, 1 Fried Bread and 1 Sourdough Toast.
£12.95
Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread
£9.50
Irish Breakfast
2 Back Bacon, 2 Richmond Irish Sausages, 1 Fried Egg, White Pudding, Beans, Potato Cake, Mushrooms & Soda Bread Toast.
£11.75

Sides

Hash Brown
£1.25
Egg
£1.50
Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£7.95
Pork Sausage
£1.25
Curly Fries
£3.75
Black Pudding
£1.50
Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
£1.50
Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£5.50
Mushrooms
£1.75
Toast (white only)
£0.80
Onion Rings (8)
£4.50
Small Chips
£2.75
Baked Beans
£1.75
Fried Potatoes
£3.50
Fried Bread
£0.90
Plum Tomatoes
£1.00
Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.75
Bacon
£1.25
Mashed Potato
£2.00
Seasoned Potatoes
£3.50
Eggy Bread
£1.25
Sourdough Toast
£1.00
Halal Sausage (Beef & Chicken)
£1.50
House Slaw
£1.50
Grated Cheese
£1.75
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Garlic Bread
£3.75
Bubble & Squeak
£2.00
Bread & Butter (white only)
£0.70
Pot of Gravy
£1.75
Veggie Sausage (Richmond)
£1.25
Spaghetti Hoops
£1.75
Cheesy Chips
£3.95
White Rice
£1.75
Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
£1.00
Chicken Strips (6)
£6.50

Sauce Sachets

Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
£0.50
Mayonnaise Sachet
£0.20
Brown HP Sauce Sachet
£0.20
English Mustard Sachet
£0.20
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40

Soft Drinks / Juices

Coca-Cola 1.25 litre bottle
Original Taste
£3.50
Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste
£1.60
Tango Orange 1.5 litre bottle
£3.50
Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.25
Orange Juice 400ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.80
Dr Pepper 330ml can
£1.60
4 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
£2.00
Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste
£2.10
Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
£2.10
Diet Coke 1.25 Litre bottle
£3.50
Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
£1.60
Starbucks Frappuccino Caramel Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
£2.25
Fanta Orange 330ml can
£1.60
Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£1.60
7up Zero 330ml Can
£1.40
Apple Juice 500ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.80
Ice Valley Still Water 500ml bottle
£1.10
Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£2.10
Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
£2.10
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
£1.60
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.40
White’s Lemonade 1.5lt. Bottle
£3.50
Starbucks Frappuccino Mocha Chocolate Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
Lipton’s Lemon Ice Tea
£2.25
Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£2.10
Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
£1.40
Diet Coke 330ml can
£1.40
Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
£1.00
Dr Pepper Cherry Crush Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.40
Fanta Tutti Frutti Zero Sugar 250ml Can
£1.40

Milk Shakes 16oz

Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.

Strawberry Milkshake
£4.95
Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Crunchie Milkshake
£4.95
Nutella Milkshake
£4.95
Reese’s Milkshake
£4.95
Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£4.95
Bounty Milkshake
£4.95
Vanilla Milkshake
£4.95
Hazelnut Milkshake
£4.95
Malteser Milkshake
£4.95
Oreo Milkshake
£4.95
Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Mint Aero Milkshake
£4.95
Caramel Milkshake
£4.95

Smoothies

Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.
£4.75
Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75
Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75

Frappes

Caramel Frappe
£4.75
Hazelnut Frappe
£4.75
Coffee Frappe
£4.75
Vanilla Frappe
£4.75
Chocolate Frappe
£4.75

Wine (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD)

Jack Rabbit Merlot (Red) 750ml
Wine of California, USA. Vibrant berry and spice. Jack Rabbit Merlot is a smooth and fruity red wine full of berry flavours. If you like your red wines mellow, ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye, Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. A medium-bodied wine with fruity berry and plum aromas and a smooth finish.
£11.00
Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio (White) 750ml
Wine of Veneto, Italy. Crisp, zesty apples. Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio is dry and crisp with flavours of fresh apple. If you like your white wines light and vibrant. Ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye. Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. Fresh, floral aromas with a soft mouthfeel and good acidity.
£11.00

Lager (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Budweiser 440ml can 4.5%
£3.50
San Miguel 440ml can 5.0% alc vol
£3.50
Heineken 440ml can 5.0%
£3.50

Cider (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Strongbow 440ml can 4.5% alc vol
£3.50

Roast Dinners

Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
Popular
Deluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian
Turkey Roast Dinner
£11.50
Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Gammon Ham Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Gammon Ham, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£11.50
Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
£2.95
Vegetarian
Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£3.95
Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.95
Gammon Ham Dinner
£11.50
Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan
£11.50
Vegetarian
Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.
£14.00
Vegetarian
Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40

Carvery Baguettes

Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.
£8.50
Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce
£8.50

Classic Burgers

Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25
Half Pounder Burger
£8.75
The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.
£11.50

Gourmet Burgers

Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£12.75
Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.25
SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£9.95
Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.50

Gourmet Hotdogs

Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.
£9.25
Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.
£6.50
Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.
£8.95

Gourmet Dishes

Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.
£9.95
Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours Served with a chilli dip. Served with chips.
£9.50
Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.95
Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.95
Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.
£8.25

Favourites

Chicken Curry
£9.95
Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.95
Steak, Mushroom & Ale Pie
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.50
8oz Gammon
£9.95
Thai Green Chicken Curry
£9.95

Specials

Corned Beef & Potato Pie
Served with Peas, and either chips or mash. With or without gravy.
£9.50
Beef Chilli
£9.95
2 Faggots & Gravy
£9.25
Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
Smashed Burger Loaded Fries
Chips topped with a diced burger, topped with melted cheese, crispy onions and sliced gherkins.
£9.25
Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash
£9.50
Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£9.75
Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£9.25
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli
£9.95
Lamb Shank
Slow cooked lamb shank, in a minted gravy. Served with peas, carrots, broccoli and mash.
£18.95
BBQ Chicken Wings (6)
6 BBQ chicken wings drizzled with honey, topped with crispy onions and sliced gherkins. With a garlic mayo dip.
£9.45
Gluten Free Vegan Bites
4 potato croquettes, filled with potato and crushed peas, encased in a cider vinegar batter. With chips and mushy peas.
£9.95
Gluten free

Grills

16oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.
£14.95
12oz Rump Steak
£14.75
6oz Rump Steak
£9.95
Pepper Sauce
£3.25

Chicken

American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75
Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.
£9.95

Something Fishy

Fish Fingers (6)
£8.25

Dips

BBQ Dip
£0.70
Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£0.70
Garlic Mayo Dip
£0.70
Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.70
Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£0.70

Baguettes

(White only)

Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£5.25
Breakfast Baguette
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.
£6.25
Bacon Baguette
£4.50
Tuna Mayo Baguette
£5.00
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.25
Popular
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£5.25
Popular
Chicken Baguette
£5.75
Ham Baguette
£5.00
Tuna & Sweetcorn Baguette
£5.25
Sausage Baguette
£4.50
Cheese Baguette
£5.00

Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls

Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£6.75
Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£5.95
Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.95
Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers
£5.25
Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.25

Halal Section

All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.

Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75
The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages, 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.50
Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.
£14.75
Halal Popcorn Chicken (15)
Served with chips and peas or beans
£8.95
Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages, 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Halal
Halal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75
Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.
£9.95
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25
Halal Half Pounder Burger
£8.75

Vegetarian

Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.
£7.95
Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.
£7.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95

Vegan

The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.
£9.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.95

Wraps

Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.25
Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.
£7.25
Tuna Wrap
£7.25

Jacket Potatoes

Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£5.95
Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£5.50
Chilli Jacket Potato
£7.95
Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.95
Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.95
Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£7.95
Plain Tuna Jacket Potato
£5.95

Salads

Ham Salad
£10.50
Beef Salad
£10.50
Turkey Salad
£10.50
Tuna Salad
£10.50
Chicken Salad
£10.50
Cheese Salad
£10.50

Kids Meals

Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£5.00
Kids Sausage (1)
£5.00
Kids Beef Dinner
£7.50
Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£5.00
Kids Chicken Burger
£5.00
Kids Turkey Dinner
£7.50

Desserts

Apple Crumble
£4.95
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.50
Jam Sponge
£4.95
Cookie Dough 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25
Strawberries & Cream Cheesecake
Topped with strawberry halves and drizzled with white chocolate on a crunchy biscuit base.
£4.50
Sticky Toffee Pudding
£4.95
Chocolate Fudge Brownie 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25