Upland's Diner - Swansea delivery from Swansea

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Jumbo Breakfast
£9.50
Regal Breakfast
Highly rated
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.00
Uplands Special Breakfast
£8.75
Diners Delight Breakfast
£8.50
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
Chicken Curry
£9.95
Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.25
The Mega Beast
£23.60£29.50
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
£14.00
Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated
2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.25

ALL DAY BREAKFASTS - Breakfast items may only be removed, NOT swapped. Swap requests will NOT be observed.

Jumbo Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.50
Popular
The Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.
£23.60£29.50Popular
Regal Breakfast
Highly rated
· 3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.00
Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.75
Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.25
Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.50
The Family Beast
5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
The English Breakfast
2 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Fried Eggs, Beans, Grilled Tomato, Mushrooms, Potato Cake & 1 Sourdough Toast.
£11.25
Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.
£10.50
Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.25
Irish Breakfast
2 Back Bacon, 2 Richmond Irish Sausages, 1 Fried Egg, White Pudding, Beans, Potato Cake, Mushrooms & Soda Bread Toast.
£11.75
Veggie Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
£8.50
Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread
£9.50

Sides

Hash Brown
£1.25
Pork Sausage
£1.25
Curly Fries
£3.75
Egg
£1.50
Small Chips
£2.75
Onion Rings (8)
£4.50
Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£5.50
Fried Potatoes
£3.50
Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.75
Baked Beans
£1.75
Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£7.95
Mushrooms
£1.75
Black Pudding
£1.50
Toast (white only)
£0.80
Fried Bread
£0.90
Cheesy Chips
£3.95
Pot of Gravy
£1.75
Garlic Bread
£3.75
Bacon
£1.25
Plum Tomatoes
£1.00
Grated Cheese
£1.75
Halal Sausage (Beef & Chicken)
£1.50
Mashed Potato
£2.00
Sourdough Toast
£1.00
Bubble & Squeak
£2.00
House Slaw
£1.50
Veggie Sausage (Richmond)
£1.25
Seasoned Potatoes
£3.50
Eggy Bread
£1.25
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
£1.50
Spaghetti Hoops
£1.75
White Rice
£1.75
Bread & Butter (white only)
£0.70
Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
£1.00
Chicken Strips (6)
£6.50

Sauce Sachets

Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
£0.50
Brown HP Sauce Sachet
£0.20
Mayonnaise Sachet
£0.20
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40
English Mustard Sachet
£0.20

Soft Drinks / Juices

Coca-Cola 1.25 litre bottle
Original Taste
£3.50
Tango Orange 1.5 litre bottle
£3.50
Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste
£1.60
Orange Juice 400ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.80
Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
£1.40
Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste
£2.10
Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.25
Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£2.10
4 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
£2.00
Diet Coke 330ml can
£1.40
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.40
Dr Pepper 330ml can
£1.60
Fanta Orange 330ml can
£1.60
7up Zero 330ml Can
£1.40
Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
£2.10
Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£1.60
Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
£1.00
Dr Pepper Cherry Crush Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.40
Diet Coke 1.25 Litre bottle
£3.50
White’s Lemonade 1.5lt. Bottle
£3.50
Lipton’s Lemon Ice Tea
£2.25
Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
£2.25
Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£2.10
Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
£2.10
Apple Juice 500ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.80
Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
£1.60
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
£1.60
Ice Valley Still Water 500ml bottle
£1.10

Milk Shakes 16oz

Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.

Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£4.95
Strawberry Milkshake
£4.95
Oreo Milkshake
£4.95
Crunchie Milkshake
£4.95
Caramel Milkshake
£4.95
Nutella Milkshake
£4.95
Vanilla Milkshake
£4.95
Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Hazelnut Milkshake
£4.95
Mint Aero Milkshake
£4.95
Malteser Milkshake
£4.95
Reese’s Milkshake
£4.95
Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Bounty Milkshake
£4.95

Smoothies

Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75
Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.
£4.75
Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75

Frappes

Caramel Frappe
£4.75
Coffee Frappe
£4.75
Vanilla Frappe
£4.75
Hazelnut Frappe
£4.75
Chocolate Frappe
£4.75

Wine (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD)

Jack Rabbit Merlot (Red) 750ml
Wine of California, USA. Vibrant berry and spice. Jack Rabbit Merlot is a smooth and fruity red wine full of berry flavours. If you like your red wines mellow, ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye, Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. A medium-bodied wine with fruity berry and plum aromas and a smooth finish.
£11.00
Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio (White) 750ml
Wine of Veneto, Italy. Crisp, zesty apples. Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio is dry and crisp with flavours of fresh apple. If you like your white wines light and vibrant. Ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye. Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. Fresh, floral aromas with a soft mouthfeel and good acidity.
£11.00

Lager (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Budweiser 440ml can 4.5%
£3.50
San Miguel 440ml can 5.0% alc vol
£3.50
Heineken 440ml can 5.0%
£3.50

Cider (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Strongbow 440ml can 4.5% alc vol
£3.50

Roast Dinners

Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
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Turkey Roast Dinner
£11.50
Deluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Gammon Ham Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Gammon Ham, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
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Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.95
Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£11.50
Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.
£14.00
Vegetarian
Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Gammon Ham Dinner
£11.50
Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian
Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
£2.95
Vegetarian
Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£3.95
Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan
£11.50
Vegetarian
Lamb Shank Dinner
£16.95
Lamb Roast Dinner
£12.50
Deluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40

Carvery Baguettes

Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.
£8.50
Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce
£8.50

Classic Burgers

Half Pounder Burger
£8.75
The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.
£11.50
Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25

Gourmet Burgers

Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.25
Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£12.75
Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.50
SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£9.95

Gourmet Hotdogs

Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.
£9.25
Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.
£8.95
Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.
£6.50

Gourmet Dishes

Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.
£8.25
Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.
£9.95
Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours Served with a chilli dip. Served with chips.
£9.50
Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.95
Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.95

Favourites

Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.95
Chicken Curry
£9.95
Steak, Mushroom & Ale Pie
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.50
8oz Gammon
£9.95
Thai Green Chicken Curry
£9.95

Specials

Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
Corned Beef & Potato Pie
Served with Peas, and either chips or mash. With or without gravy.
£9.50
Beef Chilli
£9.95
Smashed Burger Loaded Fries
Chips topped with a diced burger, topped with melted cheese, crispy onions and sliced gherkins.
£10.25
Lamb Shank
Slow cooked lamb shank, in a minted gravy. Served with peas, carrots, broccoli and mash.
£16.95
Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash
£9.50
2 Faggots & Gravy
£9.25
Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£9.75
Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£9.25
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli
£9.95
BBQ Chicken Wings (6)
6 BBQ chicken wings drizzled with honey, topped with crispy onions and sliced gherkins. With a garlic mayo dip.
£9.45
Gluten Free Vegan Bites
4 potato croquettes, filled with potato and crushed peas, encased in a cider vinegar batter. With chips and mushy peas.
£9.95
Gluten free

Grills

16oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.
£14.95
6oz Rump Steak
£9.95
12oz Rump Steak
£14.75
Pepper Sauce
£3.25

Chicken

Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.
£9.95
American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75

Something Fishy

Fish Fingers (6)
£8.25

Dips

BBQ Dip
£0.70
Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£0.70
Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.70
Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£0.70
Garlic Mayo Dip
£0.70

Baguettes

(White only)

Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£5.25
Breakfast Baguette
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.
£6.25
Bacon Baguette
£4.50
Ham Baguette
£5.00
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£5.25
Chicken Baguette
£5.75
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.25
Tuna Mayo Baguette
£5.00
Sausage Baguette
£4.50
Cheese Baguette
£5.00
Tuna & Sweetcorn Baguette
£5.25

Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls

Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.95
Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers
£5.25
Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£6.75
Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.25
Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£5.95

Halal Section

All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.

Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.
£14.75
Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.50
The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages, 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Halal Popcorn Chicken (15)
Served with chips and peas or beans
£8.95
Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75
Halal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75
Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages, 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Halal
Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.
£9.95
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25
Halal Half Pounder Burger
£8.75

Vegetarian

Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.
£7.95
Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.
£7.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95

Vegan

The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.
£9.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.95

Wraps

Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.25
Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.
£7.25
Tuna Wrap
£7.25

Jacket Potatoes

Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£7.95
Chilli Jacket Potato
£7.95
Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.95
Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£5.95
Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£5.50
Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.95
Plain Tuna Jacket Potato
£5.95

Salads

Beef Salad
£10.50
Ham Salad
£10.50
Turkey Salad
£10.50
Tuna Salad
£10.50
Chicken Salad
£10.50
Cheese Salad
£10.50

Kids Meals

Kids Turkey Dinner
£7.50
Kids Sausage (1)
£5.00
Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£5.00
Kids Chicken Burger
£5.00
Kids Beef Dinner
£7.50
Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£5.00

Desserts

Apple Crumble
£4.95
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.50
Jam Sponge
£4.95
Sticky Toffee Pudding
£4.95
Strawberries & Cream Cheesecake
Topped with strawberry halves and drizzled with white chocolate on a crunchy biscuit base.
£4.50
Lemon Drizzle Cake
A light, soft sponge with an ice sticky topping, infused with Lemon. Served with, or without custard.
£4.95
Cookie Dough 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25
Chocolate Fudge Brownie 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25