Upland's Diner - Swansea delivery from Swansea

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Jumbo Breakfast
£9.50
The Family Beast
£18.00
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
£14.00
Uplands Special Breakfast
£8.75
Regal Breakfast
Highly rated
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.00
Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.25
Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated
2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.25
Veggie Breakfast
Highly rated
2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
£8.50
Chicken Curry
£9.95
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50

ALL DAY BREAKFASTS - Breakfast items may only be removed, NOT swapped. Swap requests will NOT be observed.

Jumbo Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.50
Popular
The Family Beast
5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Regal Breakfast
Highly rated
· 3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.00
Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.75
Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.25
The English Breakfast
2 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Fried Eggs, Beans, Grilled Tomato, Mushrooms, Potato Cake & 1 Sourdough Toast.
£11.25
Veggie Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
£8.50
Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.50
Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.25
Popular
The Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Irish Breakfast
2 Back Bacon, 2 Richmond Irish Sausages, 1 Fried Egg, White Pudding, Beans, Potato Cake, Mushrooms & Soda Bread Toast.
£11.75
Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.
£10.50
Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread
£9.50
Welsh Breakfast
Laverbread, Cockles, 2 Thick Smoked Bacon, 1 Lincoln Pork Sausage, 1 Fried Egg, 1 Fried Bread and 1 Sourdough Toast.
£12.95

Sides

Hash Brown
£1.25
Egg
£1.50
Pork Sausage
£1.25
Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£7.95
Black Pudding
£1.50
Curly Fries
£3.75
Onion Rings (8)
£4.50
Chicken Strips (6)
£6.50
Mushrooms
£1.75
Bacon
£1.25
Toast (white only)
£0.80
Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£5.50
Mozzarella Sticks (4)
£5.00
Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.75
Fried Bread
£0.90
Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
£1.50
Baked Beans
£1.75
Fried Potatoes
£3.50
Mashed Potato
£2.00
Plum Tomatoes
£1.00
Cheesy Chips
£3.95
Seasoned Potatoes
£3.50
Eggy Bread
£1.25
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Halal Sausage (Beef & Chicken)
£1.50
Bubble & Squeak
£2.00
Small Chips
£2.75
House Slaw
£1.50
Pot of Gravy
£1.75
Sourdough Toast
£1.00
Grated Cheese
£1.75
Bread & Butter (white only)
£0.70
Veggie Sausage (Richmond)
£1.25
Spaghetti Hoops
£1.75
White Rice
£1.75
Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
£1.00
Garlic Bread
£3.75

Sauce Sachets

Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
£0.50
Brown HP Sauce Sachet
£0.20
Mayonnaise Sachet
£0.20
English Mustard Sachet
£0.20
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40

Soft Drinks / Juices

Coca-Cola 1.25 litre bottle
Original Taste
£3.50
Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste
£1.60
4 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
£2.00
Orange Juice 400ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.80
Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste
£2.10
Diet Coke 1.25 Litre bottle
£3.50
Tango Orange 1.5 litre bottle
£3.50
Dr Pepper 330ml can
£1.60
Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
£2.25
Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
£2.10
Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£1.60
Starbucks Frappuccino Caramel Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
Lipton’s Lemon Ice Tea
£2.25
Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£2.10
Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£2.10
Apple Juice 500ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.80
Diet Coke 330ml can
£1.40
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.40
Fanta Orange 330ml can
£1.60
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
£1.60
Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
£1.40
Ice Valley Still Water 500ml bottle
£1.10
7up Zero 330ml Can
£1.40
White’s Lemonade 1.5lt. Bottle
£3.50
Starbucks Frappuccino Mocha Chocolate Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.25
Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
£2.10
Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
£1.60
Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
£1.00
Dr Pepper Cherry Crush Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.40
Fanta Tutti Frutti Zero Sugar 250ml Can
£1.40

Milk Shakes 16oz

Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.

Strawberry Milkshake
£4.95
Vanilla Milkshake
£4.95
Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Crunchie Milkshake
£4.95
Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Reese’s Milkshake
£4.95
Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£4.95
Bounty Milkshake
£4.95
Nutella Milkshake
£4.95
Malteser Milkshake
£4.95
Oreo Milkshake
£4.95
Hazelnut Milkshake
£4.95
Mint Aero Milkshake
£4.95
Caramel Milkshake
£4.95

Smoothies

Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.
£4.75
Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75
Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75

Frappes

Coffee Frappe
£4.75
Caramel Frappe
£4.75
Hazelnut Frappe
£4.75
Vanilla Frappe
£4.75
Chocolate Frappe
£4.75

Wine (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD)

Jack Rabbit Merlot (Red) 750ml
Wine of California, USA. Vibrant berry and spice. Jack Rabbit Merlot is a smooth and fruity red wine full of berry flavours. If you like your red wines mellow, ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye, Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. A medium-bodied wine with fruity berry and plum aromas and a smooth finish.
£11.00
Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio (White) 750ml
Wine of Veneto, Italy. Crisp, zesty apples. Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio is dry and crisp with flavours of fresh apple. If you like your white wines light and vibrant. Ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye. Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. Fresh, floral aromas with a soft mouthfeel and good acidity.
£11.00

Lager (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Budweiser 440ml can 4.5%
£3.50
San Miguel 440ml can 5.0% alc vol
£3.50
Heineken 440ml can 5.0%
£3.50

Cider (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Strongbow 440ml can 4.5% alc vol
£3.50

Roast Dinners

Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£11.50
Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Turkey Roast Dinner
£11.50
Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian
Deluxe Gammon Ham Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Gammon Ham, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£3.95
Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.95
Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
£2.95
Vegetarian
Gammon Ham Dinner
£11.50
Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan
£11.50
Vegetarian
Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.
£14.00
Vegetarian
Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40

Carvery Baguettes

Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce
£8.50
Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.
£8.50

Classic Burgers

Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25
The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.
£11.50
Half Pounder Burger
£8.75

Gourmet Burgers

Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£12.75
Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.25
SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£9.95
Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.50

Gourmet Hotdogs

Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.
£9.25
Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.
£6.50
Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.
£8.95

Gourmet Dishes

Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.
£9.95
Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.95
Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.95
Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours Served with a chilli dip. Served with chips.
£9.50
Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.
£8.25

Favourites

Chicken Curry
£9.95
Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.95
8oz Gammon
£9.95
Steak, Mushroom & Ale Pie
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.50
Thai Green Chicken Curry
£9.95

Specials

Home-Made Cottage Pie with Peas & Carrots
£9.50
Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
Beef Chilli
£9.95
Corned Beef & Potato Pie
Served with Peas, and either chips or mash. With or without gravy.
£9.50
Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£9.75
2 Faggots & Gravy
£9.25
Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£9.25
Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash
£9.50
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli
£9.95
Lamb Shank
Slow cooked lamb shank, in a minted gravy. Served with peas, carrots, broccoli and mash.
£18.95

Grills

16oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.
£14.95
12oz Rump Steak
£14.75
6oz Rump Steak
£9.95
Pepper Sauce
£3.25

Chicken

Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.
£9.95
American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75

Something Fishy

Fish Fingers (6)
£8.25

Dips

Garlic Mayo Dip
£0.70
Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£0.70
BBQ Dip
£0.70
Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£0.70
Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.70

Baguettes

(White only)

Breakfast Baguette
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.
£6.25
Popular
Bacon Baguette
£4.50
Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£5.25
Chicken Baguette
£5.75
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.25
Ham Baguette
£5.00
Tuna Mayo Baguette
£5.00
Cheese Baguette
£5.00
Sausage Baguette
£4.50
Tuna & Sweetcorn Baguette
£5.25
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£5.25

Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls

Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£6.75
Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.95
Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.25
Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers
£5.25
Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£5.95

Halal Section

All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.

Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages, 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Halal
Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75
Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.50
The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages, 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.
£14.75
Halal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75
Halal Popcorn Chicken (15)
Served with chips and peas or beans
£8.95
Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.
£9.95
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25
Halal Half Pounder Burger
£8.75

Vegetarian

Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.
£7.95
Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.
£7.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95

Vegan

The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.
£9.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.95

Wraps

Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.25
Popular
Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.
£7.25
Tuna Wrap
£7.25

Jacket Potatoes

Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£5.50
Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£5.95
Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.95
Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.95
Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£7.95
Plain Tuna Jacket Potato
£5.95
Chilli Jacket Potato
£7.95

Salads

Ham Salad
£10.50
Beef Salad
£10.50
Turkey Salad
£10.50
Tuna Salad
£10.50
Chicken Salad
£10.50
Cheese Salad
£10.50

Kids Meals

Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£5.00
Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£5.00
Kids Sausage (1)
£5.00
Kids Chicken Burger
£5.00
Kids Turkey Dinner
£7.50
Kids Beef Dinner
£7.50

Desserts

Apple Crumble
£4.95
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.50
Jam Sponge
£4.95
Strawberries & Cream Cheesecake
Topped with strawberry halves and drizzled with white chocolate on a crunchy biscuit base.
£4.50
Cookie Dough 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25
Sticky Toffee Pudding
£4.95
Chocolate Fudge Brownie 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25