Upland's Diner - Swansea delivery from Swansea University

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Jumbo Breakfast
£9.95
Regal Breakfast
£13.50
Uplands Special Breakfast
£8.95
The Family Beast
£18.00
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.95
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
£14.50
Home-Made Cottage Pie with Peas & Carrots
£10.25
Americano
£10.95
Chicken Curry
£10.25
Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95

All Day Breakfasts - Breakfast items may only be removed, not swapped. Swap requests will not be observed.

Jumbo Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.95
Popular
Regal Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.50
The Family Beast
5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.95
Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.
£10.95
Welsh Breakfast
Laverbread, Cockles, 2 Thick Smoked Bacon, 1 Lincoln Pork Sausage, 1 Fried Egg, 1 Fried Bread and 1 Sourdough Toast.
£13.95
Veggie Breakfast
2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
5.0(16)
£8.95
Popular
The Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.
£29.50
Deluxe Breakfast
2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.95
Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.75
The English Breakfast
2 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Fried Eggs, Beans, Grilled Tomato, Mushrooms, Potato Cake & 1 Sourdough Toast.
£12.25
Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread
£9.95
Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.50
Irish Breakfast
2 Back Bacon, 2 Richmond Irish Sausages, 1 Fried Egg, White Pudding, Beans, Potato Cake, Mushrooms & Soda Bread Toast (soda bread subject to availability, otherwise substituted for sourdough toast).
£12.25

Sides

Hash Brown
£1.25
Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
£1.50
Bacon
£1.25
Pork Sausage
£1.25
Black Pudding
£1.50
Onion Rings (8)
£4.50
Egg
£1.50
Bubble & Squeak
£2.00
Small Chips
£2.75
Curly Fries
£3.75
Halal Sausage (Beef & Chicken)
£1.50
Mushrooms
£1.75
Chicken Strips (6)
£6.50
Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£5.50
Baked Beans
£1.75
Mashed Potato
£2.00
Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£7.95
Fried Potatoes
£3.50
Fried Bread
£0.90
Toast (white only)
£0.80
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
£1.00
Seasoned Potatoes
£3.50
Pot of Gravy
£1.75
Grated Cheese
£1.75
Eggy Bread
£1.25
Cheesy Chips
£3.95
Sourdough Toast
£1.00
House Slaw
£1.50
Plum Tomatoes
£1.00
Bread & Butter (white only)
£0.70
Veggie Sausage
£1.25
Spaghetti Hoops
£1.75
White Rice
£1.75
Garlic Bread
£3.75
Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.75

Sauce Sachets

Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
4.9(14)
£0.50
Brown HP Sauce Sachet
£0.20
Mayonnaise Sachet
£0.20
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.50
English Mustard Sachet
£0.20

Soft Drinks / Juices

Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste
£1.95
Apple Juice 500ml bottle Juiceburst
£2.00
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
£1.95
Orange Juice 400ml bottle Juiceburst
£2.00
Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
£2.50
Diet Coke 330ml can
£1.95
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.95
4 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
£3.00
Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£1.95
Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
£1.95
Dr Pepper 330ml can
£1.95
Fanta Orange 330ml can
£1.95
Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.50
Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
£2.50
Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste
£2.50
7up Zero 330ml Can
£1.95
Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
£1.25
Still Water 500ml bottle
£1.50
Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£2.50
Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£2.50
Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
£2.50
Dr Pepper Cherry Crush Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.95
Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
£1.95

Milk Shakes 16oz

Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.

Vanilla Milkshake
£5.25
Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£5.25
Strawberry Milkshake
£5.25
Chocolate Milkshake
£5.25
Caramel Milkshake
£5.25
Reese’s Milkshake
£5.25
Nutella Milkshake
£5.25
Hazelnut Milkshake
£5.25
Mint Aero Milkshake
£5.25
Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
£5.25
Crunchie Milkshake
£5.25
Bounty Milkshake
£5.25

Smoothies

Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.
£4.95
Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.
£4.95
Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.
£4.95

Frappes

Coffee Frappe
£4.95
Chocolate Frappe
£4.95
Vanilla Frappe
£4.95

Roast Dinners

Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.95
Popular
Turkey Roast Dinner
£11.95
Deluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Lamb Shank Dinner
£16.95
Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.95
Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan
£11.95
Popular
Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£11.95
Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£3.95
Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00
Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
Vegetarian
£2.95
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.50
Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£11.95
Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Vegetarian
£11.95
Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.
Vegetarian
£14.50
Deluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Apple Sauce Dip
£0.70
Cranberry Sauce Dip
£0.70
Horseradish Sauce Dip
£0.70

Carvery Baguettes

Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.
£8.75
Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce
£8.75

Classic Burgers

Half Pounder Burger
£9.25
Quarter Pounder Burger
4.9(11)
£7.75
The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.
£11.95

Gourmet Burgers

Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£11.50
SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.95
Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£13.75
Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£11.25

Hot Dogs

Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.
£6.95
Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.
£9.50
Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.
£9.50

Gourmet Dishes

Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.
£10.95
Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.
£8.95
Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours Served with a chilli dip. Served with chips.
£10.25
Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.
£8.75
Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.
£8.75

Favourites

Chicken Curry
£10.25
Steak Pie
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£10.25
Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£10.95
8oz Gammon
£10.95

Specials

Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
Home-Made Cottage Pie with Peas & Carrots
£10.25
Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£9.95
Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash
£9.95
Beef Chilli
£10.25
Corned Beef & Potato Pie
Served with Peas, and either chips or mash. With or without gravy.
£9.95
2 Faggots & Gravy
£9.75
Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£10.50
Lamb Shank
Slow cooked lamb shank, in a minted gravy. Served with peas, carrots, broccoli and mash.
£16.95
Home-Made Beef Stew
Served with a buttered crusty roll and a pot of grated cheese.
£8.95

Grills

12oz Rump Steak
£14.95
16oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.
£15.50
6oz Rump Steak
£10.50
Pepper Sauce
£3.50

Chicken

Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.
£10.50
American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£8.25

Dips

Garlic Mayo Dip
£0.70
BBQ Dip
£0.70
Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.70
Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£0.70
Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£0.70

Baguettes

(White only)

Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£5.50
Chicken Baguette
£6.25
Sausage Baguette
£4.75
Ham Baguette
£5.25
Bacon Baguette
£4.75
Breakfast Baguette
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.
£6.50
Tuna Mayo & Sweetcorn Baguette
£5.95
Tuna Mayo Baguette
£5.50
Cheese Baguette
£5.25
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£5.50
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.50

Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls

Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£6.50
Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£7.50
Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers
£5.50
Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.50
Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£6.50

Halal Section

All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.

The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages, 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.95
Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.
£10.50
Halal Half Pounder Burger
£9.25
Halal Popcorn Chicken (15)
Served with chips and peas or beans
£9.50
Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£8.25
Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages, 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.
Halal
£29.50
Halal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£8.25
Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.
£14.95
Pepper Sauce
£3.50
Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.75

Vegetarian

Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.
£8.50
Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.
£8.50

Vegan

The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.95

Wraps

Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.95
Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.
£7.95
Tuna Wrap
£7.95

Jacket Potatoes

Chilli Jacket Potato
£8.50
Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£6.25
Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£8.50
Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£6.25
Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£6.75
Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£6.25
Plain Tuna Jacket Potato
£6.75

Salads

Tuna Salad
£10.50
Beef Salad
£10.50
Ham Salad
£10.50
Turkey Salad
£10.50
Chicken Salad
£10.50
Cheese Salad
£10.50

Kids Meals

Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£5.50
Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£5.50
Kids Sausage (1)
£5.50
Kids Chicken Burger
£5.50
Kids Turkey Dinner
£7.95
Kids Beef Dinner
£7.95

Desserts

Apple Crumble
£5.50
Jam Sponge
£5.50
Popular
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.95
Sticky Toffee Pudding
£5.50
Vanilla Cheesecake with Lotus Biscoff
Swirled and topped with delicious Lotus Biscoff spread and crumb on a crunchy biscuit base.
Vegetarian
£4.95
Cookie Dough 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.75
Chocolate Fudge Brownie 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.75