Upland's Diner - Swansea delivery from Swansea

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Jumbo Breakfast
£9.50
Regal Breakfast
£13.00
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
Uplands Special Breakfast
£8.75
The Family Beast
£18.00
Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.25
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
£14.00
Deluxe Breakfast
£10.25
16oz Mixed Grill
£14.95
Home-Made Cottage Pie with Peas & Carrots
£9.50

ALL DAY BREAKFASTS - Breakfast items may only be removed, NOT swapped. Swap requests will NOT be observed.

Jumbo Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.50
Popular
Regal Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.00
The Family Beast
5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Popular
The Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Irish Breakfast
2 Back Bacon, 2 Richmond Irish Sausages, 1 Fried Egg, White Pudding, Beans, Potato Cake, Mushrooms & Soda Bread Toast.
£11.75
Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.75
The English Breakfast
2 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Fried Eggs, Beans, Grilled Tomato, Mushrooms, Potato Cake & 1 Sourdough Toast.
£11.25
Deluxe Breakfast
2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.25
Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.
£10.50
Veggie Breakfast
2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
£8.50
Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.50
Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.25
Welsh Breakfast
Laverbread, Cockles, 2 Thick Smoked Bacon, 1 Lincoln Pork Sausage, 1 Fried Egg, 1 Fried Bread and 1 Sourdough Toast.
£12.95
Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread
£9.50

Sides

Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£5.50
Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£7.95
Hash Brown
£1.25
Pork Sausage
£1.25
Egg
£1.50
Curly Fries
£3.75
Baked Beans
£1.75
Toast (white only)
£0.80
Onion Rings (8)
£4.50
Black Pudding
£1.50
Bacon
£1.25
Mushrooms
£1.75
Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.75
Small Chips
£2.75
Chicken Strips (6)
£6.50
Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
£1.50
Seasoned Potatoes
£3.50
Plum Tomatoes
£1.00
Fried Bread
£0.90
Fried Potatoes
£3.50
Eggy Bread
£1.25
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Halal Sausage (Beef & Chicken)
£1.50
Grated Cheese
£1.75
Cheesy Chips
£3.95
Mashed Potato
£2.00
House Slaw
£1.50
Pot of Gravy
£1.75
Bubble & Squeak
£2.00
Sourdough Toast
£1.00
Spaghetti Hoops
£1.75
Veggie Sausage (Richmond)
£1.25
White Rice
£1.75
Bread & Butter (white only)
£0.70
Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
£1.00
Garlic Bread
£3.75
Mozzarella Sticks (4)
£5.00

Sauce Sachets

Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
£0.50
Mayonnaise Sachet
£0.20
Brown HP Sauce Sachet
£0.20
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40

Soft Drinks / Juices

Coca-Cola 1.25 litre bottle
Original Taste
£3.50
4 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
£2.00
Dr Pepper 330ml can
£1.60
Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste
£1.60
Orange Juice 400ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.80
Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
£2.25
Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£1.60
Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£2.10
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.40
Diet Coke 1.25 Litre bottle
£3.50
Tango Orange 1.5 litre bottle
£3.50
Starbucks Frappuccino Caramel Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste
£2.10
Fanta Orange 330ml can
£1.60
White’s Lemonade 1.5lt. Bottle
£3.50
Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.25
Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£2.10
Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
£2.10
Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
£1.40
Ice Valley Still Water 500ml bottle
£1.10
7up Zero 330ml Can
£1.40
Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
£1.60
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
£1.60
Diet Coke 330ml can
£1.40
Starbucks Frappuccino Mocha Chocolate Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
Lipton’s Lemon Ice Tea
£2.25
Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
£2.10
Apple Juice 500ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.80
Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
£1.00

Milk Shakes 16oz

Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.

Bounty Milkshake
£4.95
Strawberry Milkshake
£4.95
Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Vanilla Milkshake
£4.95
Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Nutella Milkshake
£4.95
Oreo Milkshake
£4.95
Crunchie Milkshake
£4.95
Malteser Milkshake
£4.95
Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£4.95
Caramel Milkshake
£4.95
Mint Aero Milkshake
£4.95
Reese’s Milkshake
£4.95
Hazelnut Milkshake
£4.95

Smoothies

Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.
£4.75
Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75
Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75

Frappes

Caramel Frappe
£4.75
Coffee Frappe
£4.75
Vanilla Frappe
£4.75
Chocolate Frappe
£4.75
Hazelnut Frappe
£4.75

Wine (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD)

Jack Rabbit Merlot (Red) 750ml
Wine of California, USA. Vibrant berry and spice. Jack Rabbit Merlot is a smooth and fruity red wine full of berry flavours. If you like your red wines mellow, ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye, Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. A medium-bodied wine with fruity berry and plum aromas and a smooth finish.
£11.00
Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio (White) 750ml
Wine of Veneto, Italy. Crisp, zesty apples. Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio is dry and crisp with flavours of fresh apple. If you like your white wines light and vibrant. Ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye. Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. Fresh, floral aromas with a soft mouthfeel and good acidity.
£11.00

Lager (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Budweiser 440ml can 4.5%
£3.50
San Miguel 440ml can 5.0% alc vol
£3.50
Heineken 440ml can 5.0%
£3.50

Cider (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Strongbow 440ml can 4.5% alc vol
£3.50

Roast Dinners

Deluxe Pork Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Pork, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£11.50
Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Turkey Roast Dinner
£11.50
Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.95
Deluxe Gammon Ham Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Gammon Ham, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.
£14.00
Vegetarian
Deluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
£2.95
Vegetarian
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40
Gammon Ham Dinner
£11.50
Pork Dinner
£11.50
Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan
£11.50
Vegetarian
Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian
Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£3.95
Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00

Carvery Baguettes

Fresh Roast Hot Pork Baguette
In gravy with apple sauce.
£8.50
Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.
£8.50
Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce
£8.50

Classic Burgers

Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25
Half Pounder Burger
£8.75

Gourmet Burgers

Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£12.75
Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.25
Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.50
SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£9.95
The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.
£11.50

Gourmet Hotdogs

Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.
£9.25
Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.
£8.95
Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.
£6.50

Gourmet Dishes

Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.
£8.25
Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.
£9.95
Popular
Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours Served with a chilli dip. Served with chips.
£9.50
Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.95
Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.95

Favourites

Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.95
Chicken Curry
£9.95
8oz Gammon
£9.95
Steak, Mushroom & Ale Pie
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.50
Thai Green Chicken Curry
£9.95

Specials

Corned Beef & Potato Pie
Served with Peas, and either chips or mash. With or without gravy.
£9.50
Home-Made Cottage Pie with Peas & Carrots
£9.50
Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
Beef Chilli
£9.95
Popular
Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£9.25
Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash
£9.50
2 Faggots & Gravy
£9.25
Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£9.75
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry
£9.95

Grills

16oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.
£14.95
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
6oz Rump Steak
£9.95
12oz Rump Steak
£14.75

Chicken

Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.
£9.95
American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75

Fish

Fish Fingers (6)
£8.25

Dips

BBQ Dip
£0.70
Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£0.70
Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£0.70
Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.70
Garlic Mayo Dip
£0.70

Baguettes

(White only)

Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£5.25
Breakfast Baguette
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.
£6.25
Ham Baguette
£5.00
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.25
Tuna Mayo Baguette
£5.00
Sausage Baguette
£4.50
Cheese Baguette
£5.00
Chicken Baguette
£5.75
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£5.25
Tuna & Sweetcorn Baguette
£5.25
Bacon Baguette
£4.50

Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls

Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£6.75
Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£5.95
Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers
£5.25
Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.25
Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.95

Halal Section

All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.

Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.50
Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages, 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Halal
Halal Half Pounder Burger
£8.75
The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages, 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Halal Popcorn Chicken (15)
Served with chips and peas or beans
£8.95
Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.
£14.75
Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75
Halal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75
Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.
£9.95
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25

Vegetarian

Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.
£7.95
Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.
£7.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.95

Vegan

The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.
£9.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.95

Wraps

Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.25
Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.
£7.25
Tuna Wrap
£7.25

Jacket Potatoes

Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£5.50
Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.95
Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.95
Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£5.95
Popular
Chilli Jacket Potato
£7.95
Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£7.95
Plain Tuna Jacket Potato
£5.95

Salads

Ham Salad
£10.50
Tuna Salad
£10.50
Chicken Salad
£10.50
Beef Salad
£10.50
Turkey Salad
£10.50
Cheese Salad
£10.50

Kids Meals

Kids Turkey Dinner
£7.50
Kids Beef Dinner
£7.50
Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£5.00
Kids Chicken Burger
£5.00
Kids Sausage (1)
£5.00
Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£5.00

Desserts

Apple Crumble
£4.95
Jam Sponge
£4.95
Sticky Toffee Pudding
£4.95
Strawberries & Cream Cheesecake
Topped with strawberry halves and drizzled with white chocolate on a crunchy biscuit base.
£4.50
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.50
Cookie Dough 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25
Chocolate Fudge Brownie 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25