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Jumbo Breakfast
£8.95
Regal Breakfast
£12.50
Uplands Special Breakfast
£8.25
The Family Beast
£17.00
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
Americano
£10.25
Deluxe Breakfast
£10.00
16oz Mixed Grill
£14.95
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
£14.00
Cottage Pie with Peas & Carrots
£8.95

ALL DAY BREAKFASTS - Breakfast items may only be removed, NOT swapped. Swap requests will NOT be observed.

Jumbo Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£8.95
Regal Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£12.50
The Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.
£23.60£29.50
The Family Beast
5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£17.00
Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.25
Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.
£10.25
Deluxe Breakfast
2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.00
Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.25
Veggie Breakfast
2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
£8.25
Welsh Breakfast
Laverbread, Cockles, 2 Thick Smoked Bacon, 1 Lincoln Pork Sausage, 1 Fried Egg, 1 Fried Bread and 1 Sourdough Toast.
£12.95
Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast
£7.95
Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread
£9.25

Sides

Hash Brown
£1.25
Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£5.50
Pork Sausage
£1.25
Egg
£1.50
Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£7.95
Curly Fries
£3.50
Bacon
£1.25
Onion Rings (8)
£4.50
Chicken Strips (6)
£6.50
Small Chips
£2.50
Black Pudding
£1.50
Mushrooms
£1.75
Toast (white only)
£0.70
Baked Beans
£1.75
Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
£1.50
Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.50
Eggy Bread
£1.00
Plum Tomatoes
£1.00
Seasoned Potatoes
£3.25
Fried Bread
£0.80
Pepper Sauce
£2.95
Fried Potatoes
£3.25
Mozzarella Sticks (4)
£5.00
Cheesy Chips
£3.75
Halal Sausage (Beef & Chicken)
£1.50
Mashed Potato
£2.00
Sourdough Toast
£1.00
Side Salad
£1.70
House Slaw
£1.50
Pot of Gravy
£1.75
Grated Cheese
£1.75
Veggie Sausage (Richmond)
£1.25
Bubble & Squeak
£2.00
Spaghetti Hoops
£1.75
White Rice
£1.75
Bread & Butter (white only)
£0.60
Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
£1.00
Garlic Bread
£3.50

Sauce Sachets

Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
£0.50
Brown HP Sauce Sachet
£0.20
Mayonnaise Sachet
£0.20
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40

Soft Drinks / Juices

Coca-Cola 1.25 litre bottle
Original Taste
£3.50
4 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
£2.00
Diet Coke 1.25 Litre bottle
£3.50
Orange Juice 400ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.70
Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste
£1.50
Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£1.50
Dr Pepper 330ml can
£1.50
Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
£2.00
Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste
£2.00
Fanta Orange 330ml can
£1.50
Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
£2.25
Tango Orange 1.5 litre bottle
£3.50
Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£2.00
Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
£1.35
Diet Coke 330ml can
£1.35
Lipton’s Lemon Ice Tea
£2.25
Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.25
Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
£2.00
Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
£1.50
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.35
Apple Juice 500ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.70
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
£1.50
Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
£1.00
White’s Lemonade 1.5lt. Bottle
£3.50
Starbucks Frappuccino Mocha Chocolate Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
Starbucks Frappuccino Caramel Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£2.00
Ice Valley Still Water 500ml bottle
£1.00
7up Zero 330ml Can
£1.35

Milk Shakes 16oz

Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.

Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Bounty Milkshake
£4.95
Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Nutella Milkshake
£4.95
Strawberry Milkshake
£4.95
Oreo Milkshake
£4.95
Vanilla Milkshake
£4.95
Caramel Milkshake
£4.95
Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£4.95
Crunchie Milkshake
£4.95
Mint Aero Milkshake
£4.95
Malteser Milkshake
£4.95
Reese’s Milkshake
£4.95
Hazelnut Milkshake
£4.95

Smoothies

Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75
Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.
£4.75
Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75

Frappes

A delicious blend of crushed ice, cold milk, coffee, ice cream and the flavour of your choice from below, topped with whipped cream.

Caramel Frappe
£4.75
Coffee Frappe
£4.75
Vanilla Frappe
£4.75
Hazelnut Frappe
£4.75
Chocolate Frappe
£4.75

Wine (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD)

Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio (White) 750ml
Wine of Veneto, Italy. Crisp, zesty apples. Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio is dry and crisp with flavours of fresh apple. If you like your white wines light and vibrant. Ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye. Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. Fresh, floral aromas with a soft mouthfeel and good acidity.
£11.00
Jack Rabbit Merlot (Red) 750ml
Wine of California, USA. Vibrant berry and spice. Jack Rabbit Merlot is a smooth and fruity red wine full of berry flavours. If you like your red wines mellow, ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye, Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. A medium-bodied wine with fruity berry and plum aromas and a smooth finish.
£11.00

Lager (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Budweiser 440ml can 4.5%
£3.50
San Miguel 440ml can 5.0% alc vol
£3.50
Heineken 440ml can 5.0%
£3.50

Cider (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Strongbow 440ml can 4.5% alc vol
£3.50

Roast Dinners

All of the following dinners come with Yorkshire pudding, boiled or mashed potato, 1 roastie, the 4 veg of the day & gravy.

Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£11.50
Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.
£14.00
Vegetarian
Deluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Turkey Roast Dinner
£11.50
Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.95
Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
£2.95
Vegetarian
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40
Gammon Ham Dinner
£11.50
Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan
£11.50
Vegetarian
Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian
Deluxe Gammon Ham Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Gammon Ham, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£3.95
Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00

Carvery Baguettes

With or without butter, and served with chips & pot of gravy. A freshly baked baguette filled with the following:

Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.
£8.50
Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce
£8.50

Classic Burgers

Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25
Half Pounder Burger
£8.75

Gourmet Burgers

Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.25
Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.25
Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£12.50
The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.
£11.00
SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£9.75

Gourmet Hotdogs

Served with chips, or an alternative potato side of your choice

Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.
£8.95
Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.
£8.95
Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.
£6.50

Gourmet Dishes

Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.
£9.95
Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.
£7.95
Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.50
Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours Served with a chilli dip. Served with chips.
£9.25
Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.50

Favourites

Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.95
Chicken Curry
£9.95
8oz Gammon
£9.95
Thai Green Chicken Curry
£9.95
Steak, Mushroom & Ale Pie
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.50

Specials

Corned Beef & Potato Pie
Served with Peas, and either chips or mash. With or without gravy.
£9.50
Cottage Pie with Peas & Carrots
£8.95
Beef Chilli
£9.25
2 Faggots & Gravy
£9.25
Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash
£9.50
Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£9.25
Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£8.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry
£9.25

Grills

Served with peas, grilled tomato, mushrooms & chips.

16oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.
£14.95
12oz Rump Steak
£13.95
Pepper Sauce
£2.95
6oz Rump Steak
£9.95

Chicken

Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.
£9.50
American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.50

Fish

Served with peas and chips, or an alternative potato side of your choice

Fish Fingers (6)
£7.95
Fish Finger Sandwich
2 slices of buttered soft white bread, loaded with fresh & crispy iceberg lettuce, tomato, 4 fish fingers & creamy mayonnaise. Served with chips.
£7.50

Dips

BBQ Dip
£0.70
Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£0.70
Piri Piri Dip
£0.70
Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.70
Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£0.70
Mint Mayo Dip
£0.70
Garlic Mayo Dip
£0.70
Chilli Mayo Dip
£0.70
Pesto Mayo Dip
£0.70
Salsa Dip
£0.70

Baguettes

(White only)

Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£5.00
Ham Baguette
£4.75
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.00
Breakfast Baguette
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.
£5.95
Sausage Baguette
£4.25
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£5.00
Cheese Baguette
£4.75
Tuna & Sweetcorn Baguette
£4.95
Bacon Baguette
£4.25
Chicken Baguette
£5.50
Tuna Mayo Baguette
£4.75

Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls

Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£6.50
Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.95
Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£5.95
Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers
£5.00
Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.00

Halal Section

All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.

Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£8.95
Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.50
Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.
£13.95
Halal Half Pounder Burger
£8.75
Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages, 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Halal
Halal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.50
The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages, 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£17.00
Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.
£9.95
Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25
Pepper Sauce
£2.95

Vegetarian

Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.
£7.95
Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.
£7.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.25

Vegan

The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.
£9.75
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.25

Wraps

Except the breakfast wrap and the pulled pork wrap, each wrap is served with or without salad (inside the wrap), together with regular, mint or garlic mayonnaise & served with chips or nachos.

Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£6.95
Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.
£6.95
Tuna Wrap
£6.95

Jacket Potatoes

Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.75
Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£6.95
Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.75
Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£5.25
Tuna Jacket Potato
£5.95
Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£5.95

Salads

Chicken Salad
£9.95
Cheese Salad
£9.95
Beef Salad
£9.95
Ham Salad
£9.95
Turkey Salad
£9.95
Tuna Salad
£9.95

Kids Meals

Served with beans or peas & chips or mash.

Kids Turkey Dinner
£7.50
Kids Beef Dinner
£7.50
Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£5.00
Kids Sausage (1)
£5.00
Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£5.00
Kids Chicken Burger
£5.00

Desserts

Apple Crumble
£4.95
Sticky Toffee Pudding
£4.95
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.50
Strawberries & Cream Cheesecake
Topped with strawberry halves and drizzled with white chocolate on a crunchy biscuit base.
£4.50
Jam Sponge
£4.95
Triple Chocolate Brownie Slice
£2.50
Cookie Dough 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25
Chocolate Fudge Brownie 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25