Upland's Diner - Swansea delivery from Swansea

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Jumbo Breakfast
£9.50
Regal Breakfast
Highly rated
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.00
The Family Beast
£18.00
16oz Mixed Grill
£14.95
The English Breakfast
£11.25
Halal Jumbo
£9.50

ALL DAY BREAKFASTS - Breakfast items may only be removed, NOT swapped. Swap requests will NOT be observed.

Jumbo Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.50
The Family Beast
5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
The English Breakfast
2 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Fried Eggs, Beans, Grilled Tomato, Mushrooms, Potato Cake & 1 Sourdough Toast.
£11.25
Regal Breakfast
Highly rated
· 3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.00
The Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Welsh Breakfast
Laverbread, Cockles, 2 Thick Smoked Bacon, 1 Lincoln Pork Sausage, 1 Fried Egg, 1 Fried Bread and 1 Sourdough Toast.
£13.60
Irish Breakfast
2 Back Bacon, 2 Richmond Irish Sausages, 1 Fried Egg, White Pudding, Beans, Potato Cake, Mushrooms & Soda Bread Toast.
£11.75
Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.
£10.50
Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.25
Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.75
Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.50
Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.25
Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread
£9.50
Veggie Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
£8.50

Sides

Hash Brown
£1.25
Bacon
£1.25
Pork Sausage
£1.25
Baked Beans
£1.75
Egg
£1.50
Small Chips
£2.75
Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
£1.50
Halal Sausage (Beef & Chicken)
£1.50
Mushrooms
£1.75
Fried Bread
£0.90
Toast (white only)
£0.80
Veggie Sausage (Richmond)
£1.25
Black Pudding
£1.50
Bubble & Squeak
£2.00
Plum Tomatoes
£1.00
Spaghetti Hoops
£1.75
Fried Potatoes
£3.50
Seasoned Potatoes
£3.50
Curly Fries
£3.75
Cheesy Chips
£3.95
Mashed Potato
£2.00
White Rice
£1.75
House Slaw
£1.50
Pot of Gravy
£1.75
Grated Cheese
£1.75
Bread & Butter (white only)
£0.70
Eggy Bread
£1.25
Sourdough Toast
£1.00
Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
£1.00
Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£5.50
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Garlic Bread
£3.75
Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.75
Onion Rings (8)
£4.50
Chicken Strips (6)
£6.50
Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£7.95

Sauce Sachets

Brown HP Sauce Sachet
£0.20
Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
£0.50
Mayonnaise Sachet
£0.20
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40
English Mustard Sachet
£0.20

Soft Drinks / Juices

Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
£2.10
Diet Coke 1.25 Litre bottle
£3.50
Starbucks Frappuccino Caramel Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£2.10
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.40
Apple Juice 500ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.80
Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste
£1.60
Coca-Cola 1.25 litre bottle
Original Taste
£3.50
Tango Orange 1.5 litre bottle
£3.50
White’s Lemonade 1.5lt. Bottle
£3.50
Starbucks Frappuccino Mocha Chocolate Flavoured Milk Iced Coffee 250ml bottle
£2.50
Lipton’s Lemon Ice Tea
£2.25
Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.25
Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
£2.25
Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
£2.10
Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£2.10
Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste
£2.10
4 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
£2.00
Orange Juice 400ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.80
Dr Pepper 330ml can
£1.60
Fanta Orange 330ml can
£1.60
Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£1.60
Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
£1.60
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
£1.60
Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
£1.40
Diet Coke 330ml can
£1.40
Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
£1.00
Ice Valley Still Water 500ml bottle
£1.10
7up Zero 330ml Can
£1.40
Dr Pepper Cherry Crush Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.40
Fanta Tutti Frutti Zero Sugar 250ml Can
£1.40

Milk Shakes 16oz

Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.

Vanilla Milkshake
£4.95
Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Strawberry Milkshake
£4.95
Nutella Milkshake
£4.95
Hazelnut Milkshake
£4.95
Mint Aero Milkshake
£4.95
Malteser Milkshake
£4.95
Reese’s Milkshake
£4.95
Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
£4.95
Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£4.95
Oreo Milkshake
£4.95
Crunchie Milkshake
£4.95
Bounty Milkshake
£4.95
Caramel Milkshake
£4.95

Smoothies

Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.
£4.75
Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75
Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.
£4.75

Frappes

Hazelnut Frappe
£4.75
Coffee Frappe
£4.75
Vanilla Frappe
£4.75
Caramel Frappe
£4.75
Chocolate Frappe
£4.75

Roast Dinners

Beef Roast Dinner
£11.50
Turkey Roast Dinner
£11.50
Gammon Ham Dinner
£11.50
Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£11.50
Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan
£11.50
Vegetarian
Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
£11.50
Vegetarian
Lamb Shank Dinner
£16.95
Lamb Roast Dinner
£12.50
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Gammon Ham Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Gammon Ham, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.
£14.00
Vegetarian
Deluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.00
Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£3.95
Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00
Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.95
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.40
Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
£2.95
Vegetarian

Carvery Baguettes

Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce
£8.50
Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.
£8.50

Classic Burgers

Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25
Half Pounder Burger
£8.75
The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.
£11.50

Gourmet Burgers

Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.50
Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£12.75
Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.25
SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£9.95

Gourmet Hotdogs

Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.
£8.95
Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.
£9.25
Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.
£6.50

Gourmet Dishes

Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours Served with a chilli dip. Served with chips.
£9.50
Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.
£9.95
Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.95
Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.
£7.95
Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.
£8.25

Favourites

Chicken Curry
£9.95
Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.95
8oz Gammon
£9.95
Steak, Mushroom & Ale Pie
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£9.50
Thai Green Chicken Curry
£9.95

Specials

Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash
£9.50
Corned Beef & Potato Pie
Served with Peas, and either chips or mash. With or without gravy.
£9.50
2 Faggots & Gravy
£9.25
Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£9.75
Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£9.25
Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli
£9.95
Beef Chilli
£9.95
Lamb Shank
Slow cooked lamb shank, in a minted gravy. Served with peas, carrots, broccoli and mash.
£16.95
BBQ Chicken Wings (6)
6 BBQ chicken wings drizzled with honey, topped with crispy onions and sliced gherkins. With a garlic mayo dip.
£9.45
Gluten Free Vegan Bites
4 potato croquettes, filled with potato and crushed peas, encased in a cider vinegar batter. With chips and mushy peas.
£9.95
Gluten free
Smashed Burger Loaded Fries
Chips topped with a diced burger, topped with melted cheese, crispy onions and sliced gherkins.
£10.25

Grills

16oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.
£14.95
6oz Rump Steak
£9.95
12oz Rump Steak
£14.75
Pepper Sauce
£3.25

Chicken

Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.
£9.95
American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75

Something Fishy

Fish Fingers (6)
£8.25

Dips

BBQ Dip
£0.70
Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.70
Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£0.70
Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£0.70
Garlic Mayo Dip
£0.70

Baguettes

(White only)

Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£5.25
Bacon Baguette
£4.50
Breakfast Baguette
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.
£6.25
Sausage Baguette
£4.50
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£5.25
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.25
Ham Baguette
£5.00
Tuna Mayo Baguette
£5.00
Cheese Baguette
£5.00
Chicken Baguette
£5.75
Tuna & Sweetcorn Baguette
£5.25

Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls

Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers
£5.25
Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.25
Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£5.95
Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.95
Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£6.75

Halal Section

All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.

Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.50
Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages, 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Halal
The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages, 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Halal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75
Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£7.75
Halal Popcorn Chicken (15)
Served with chips and peas or beans
£8.95
Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.
£9.95
Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.
£14.75
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.25
Halal Half Pounder Burger
£8.75

Vegetarian

Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.
£7.95
Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.
£7.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95

Vegan

The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.
£9.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.95

Wraps

Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.
£7.25
Tuna Wrap
£7.25
Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.25

Jacket Potatoes

Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.95
Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.95
Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£5.50
Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£7.95
Plain Tuna Jacket Potato
£5.95
Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£5.95
Chilli Jacket Potato
£7.95

Salads

Beef Salad
£10.50
Ham Salad
£10.50
Turkey Salad
£10.50
Tuna Salad
£10.50
Chicken Salad
£10.50
Cheese Salad
£10.50

Kids Meals

Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£5.00
Kids Sausage (1)
£5.00
Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£5.00
Kids Chicken Burger
£5.00
Kids Turkey Dinner
£7.50
Kids Beef Dinner
£7.50

Desserts

Jam Sponge
£4.95
Sticky Toffee Pudding
£4.95
Apple Crumble
£4.95
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.50
Lemon Drizzle Cake
A light, soft sponge with an ice sticky topping, infused with Lemon. Served with, or without custard.
£4.95
Cookie Dough 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25
Chocolate Fudge Brownie 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.25
Strawberries & Cream Cheesecake
Topped with strawberry halves and drizzled with white chocolate on a crunchy biscuit base.
£4.50