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About Upland's Diner - Swansea
IMPORTANT: Genetically Modified Oil is used in our deep fat fryers, and also in the preparation/cooking of other foods. Also, whereas certain meals may not contain a specific allergen, due to the wide range of ingredients used in our kitchen, foods may be at risk of cross contamination by x ingredient(s). Please call us on 01792 644409 if you require any further information.
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Jumbo Breakfast
£9.95
Regal Breakfast
£13.50
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
£14.50
Uplands Special Breakfast
£8.95
Deluxe Breakfast
£10.95
Chicken Curry
£10.25
Builders Load Breakfast
£8.50
16oz Mixed Grill
£15.50
Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
£14.50
The Family Beast
£18.00

All Day Breakfasts - Breakfast items may only be removed, not swapped. Swap requests will not be observed.

Jumbo Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.95
Regal Breakfast
Highly rated
· 3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, 1 Black Pudding, Beans, Plum Tomatoes, Mushrooms, 1 Hash Brown, 1 Toast & 1 Fried Bread.
£13.50
Deluxe Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 streaky smoked bacon, 1 Gourmet Pork sausage, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£10.95
Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.95
Popular
The Family Beast
5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 4 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.50
Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast
£8.75
Veggie Breakfast
Highly rated
· 2 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, plum tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
£8.95
Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.
£10.95
Irish Breakfast
2 Back Bacon, 2 Richmond Irish Sausages, 1 Fried Egg, White Pudding, Beans, Potato Cake, Mushrooms & Soda Bread Toast (soda bread subject to availability, otherwise substituted for sourdough toast).
£12.25
The English Breakfast
2 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Fried Eggs, Beans, Grilled Tomato, Mushrooms, Potato Cake & 1 Sourdough Toast.
£12.25
The Mega Beast
8 Bacon, 8 Sausages, 6 Hash Browns, 4 Eggs, Baked Beans, Spaghetti Hoops, Mushrooms, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast & 4 Bread and Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Vegan Breakfast
2 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, plum tomatoes, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread
£9.95

Sides

Hash Brown
£1.25
Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£5.50
Egg
£1.50
Black Pudding
£1.50
Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£7.95
Onion Rings (8)
£4.50
Toast (white only)
£0.80
Chicken Strips (6)
£6.50
Pork Sausage
£1.25
Baked Beans
£1.75
Fried Potatoes
£3.50
Mushrooms
£1.75
Fried Bread
£0.90
Cheesy Garlic Bread
£4.75
Curly Fries
£3.75
Grated Cheese
£1.75
Sourdough Toast
£1.00
Bacon
£1.25
Plum Tomatoes
£1.00
Small Chips
£2.75
Gourmet Lincolnshire Pork Sausage
£1.50
Bubble & Squeak
£2.00
Seasoned Potatoes
£3.50
Cheesy Chips
£3.95
Mashed Potato
£2.00
Pot of Gravy
£1.75
Garlic Bread
£3.75
Halal Sausage (Beef & Chicken)
£1.50
Pepper Sauce
£3.25
Spaghetti Hoops
£1.75
House Slaw
£1.50
Eggy Bread
£1.25
Bread & Butter (white only)
£0.70
Veggie Sausage
£1.25
White Rice
£1.75
Gluten Free Toast (White Only)
£1.00

Sauce Sachets

Heinz Ketchup 26ml Squeeze Me Portion
£0.50
Brown HP Sauce Sachet
£0.20
Mayonnaise Sachet
£0.20
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.50
English Mustard Sachet
£0.20

Soft Drinks / Juices

Tango Orange 1.5 litre bottle
£4.00
Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste
£1.95
Coca-Cola 1.25 litre bottle
Original Taste
£4.00
4 pint bottle of Semi Skimmed Milk
£3.00
Pepsi Max No Sugar 330ml can
£1.95
Powerade 500ml Berry & Tropical
£2.50
Diet Coke 1.25 Litre bottle
£4.00
Fanta Orange 330ml can
£1.95
Lucozade Energy Orange 500ml bottle
£2.50
Orange Juice 400ml bottle Juiceburst
£2.00
Dr Pepper 330ml can
£1.95
Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£1.95
Fanta Lemon 330ml Can
£1.95
Diet Coke 330ml can
£1.95
Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.50
White’s Lemonade 1.5lt. Bottle
£4.00
Apple Tango Sugar Free 330ml Can
£1.95
Monster Energy Ultra 500ml Can - Zero Sugar
£2.50
Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste
£2.50
Still Water 500ml bottle
£1.50
Apple Juice 500ml bottle Juiceburst
£2.00
7up Zero 330ml Can
£1.95
Dr Pepper Cherry Crush Zero Sugar 330ml Can
£1.95
Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 200ml bottle
£1.25
Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£2.50
Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£2.50
Fanta Fruit Twist 330ml can
£1.95

Milk Shakes 16oz

Please note: We cannot 100% guarantee that any of our milkshakes do NOT contain nuts. If in doubt, please do not order one. Thank you.

Strawberry Milkshake
£5.25
Bounty Milkshake
£5.25
Reese’s Milkshake
£5.25
Vanilla Milkshake
£5.25
Mint Aero Milkshake
£5.25
Kinder Chocolate Milkshake
£5.25
Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£5.25
Crunchie Milkshake
£5.25
Chocolate Milkshake
£5.25
Nutella Milkshake
£5.25
Hazelnut Milkshake
£5.25
Caramel Milkshake
£5.25

Smoothies

Berry Go Round Smoothie
Strawberries, Raspberries & Blackberries. Blended with Apple Juice.
£4.95
Pash ‘n’ Shoot Smoothie
Passion fruit, pineapple & mango. Blended with apple juice.
£4.95
Big 5
Pineapple, Mango, Kiwi & Strawberries, blended with Apple Juice.
£4.95

Frappes

Vanilla Frappe
£4.95
Coffee Frappe
£4.95
Chocolate Frappe
£4.95

Wine (Can Only Be Ordered With Food)

Jack Rabbit Merlot (Red) 750ml
Wine of California, USA. Vibrant berry and spice. Jack Rabbit Merlot is a smooth and fruity red wine full of berry flavours. If you like your red wines mellow, ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye, Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. A medium-bodied wine with fruity berry and plum aromas and a smooth finish.
£11.00
Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio (White) 750ml
Wine of Veneto, Italy. Crisp, zesty apples. Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio is dry and crisp with flavours of fresh apple. If you like your white wines light and vibrant. Ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye. Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. Fresh, floral aromas with a soft mouthfeel and good acidity.
£11.00

Lager (Can Only Be Ordered With Food - £5 Minimum Food Spend)

Budweiser 440ml can 4.5%
£3.50
San Miguel 440ml can 5.0% alc vol
£3.50
Heineken 440ml can 5.0%
£3.50

Cider (Can Only Be Ordered With Food - £5 Minimum Food Spend)

Strongbow 440ml can 4.5% alc vol
£3.50

Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls

Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£7.50
Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£6.50
Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers
£5.50
Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£6.50
Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.50

Roast Dinners

Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Popular
Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Beef Roast Dinner
£11.95
Deluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Deluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Turkey Roast Dinner
£11.95
Deluxe Gammon Ham Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Gammon Ham, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£14.50
Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
£11.95
Vegetarian
Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.95
Gammon Ham Dinner
£11.95
Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£11.95
Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£11.95
Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan
£11.95
Vegetarian
Lamb Shank Dinner
£16.95
Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.
£14.50
Vegetarian
Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£3.95
Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00
Mint Sauce Sachet
£0.50
Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
£2.95
Vegetarian

Carvery Baguettes

Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.
£8.75
Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce
£8.75

Baguettes

(White only)

Breakfast Baguette
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.
£6.50
Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£5.50
Popular
Ham Baguette
£5.25
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£5.50
Bacon Baguette
£4.75
Tuna Mayo & Sweetcorn Baguette
£5.95
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£5.50
Cheese Baguette
£5.25
Sausage Baguette
£4.75
Tuna Mayo Baguette
£5.50
Chicken Baguette
£6.25

Gourmet Dishes

Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.
£10.95
Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.
£8.95
Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.
£8.75
Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours Served with a chilli dip. Served with chips.
£10.25
Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.
£8.75

Favourites

Chicken Curry
£10.25
Beef Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£10.95
8oz Gammon
£10.95
Steak, Mushroom & Ale Pie
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£10.25
Thai Green Chicken Curry
£10.25

Specials

Corned Beef & Potato Pie
Served with Peas, and either chips or mash. With or without gravy.
£9.95
Beef Chilli
£10.25
Popular
Lamb Cawl with Crusty Bread
£9.95
Smashed Burger Loaded Fries
Chips topped with a diced burger, topped with melted cheese, crispy onions and sliced gherkins.
£10.25
Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash
£9.95
2 Faggots & Gravy
£9.75
Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£10.50
Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£9.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli
£9.95
Lamb Shank
Slow cooked lamb shank, in a minted gravy. Served with peas, carrots, broccoli and mash.
£16.95
BBQ Chicken Wings (6)
6 BBQ chicken wings drizzled with honey, topped with crispy onions and sliced gherkins. With a garlic mayo dip.
£9.45
Gluten Free Vegan Bites
4 potato croquettes, filled with potato and crushed peas, encased in a cider vinegar batter. With chips and mushy peas.
£9.95
Gluten free

Classic Burgers

Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.75
Half Pounder Burger
£9.25
The Beast Burger
4 quarter pound burgers, topped with burger cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato and red onion. Served with chips.
£11.95

Gourmet Burgers

Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£13.75
Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£11.50
Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£11.25
SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and a slice of burger cheese. Served with chips.
£10.95

Gourmet Hotdogs

Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.
£9.50
Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.
£6.95
Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & a slice of burger cheese.
£9.50

Grills

16oz Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.
£15.50
12oz Rump Steak
£14.95
Pepper Sauce
£3.50
6oz Rump Steak
£10.50

Chicken

American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£8.25
Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.
£10.50

Something Fishy

Fish Fingers (6)
£8.50

Vegetarian

Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.
£8.50
Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.
£8.50
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95

Vegan

The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.
£9.95
Smoky 3 Bean Chilli & Rice
Red Kidney, Black Turtle and Cannellini Beans in a Smoky Spicy Sauce
£9.95
Curried Cauliflower and Red Peppers Curry & Rice
£9.95

Halal Section

All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.

Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.
£14.95
Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, plum tomatoes , mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£9.95
The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages, 5 Hash Browns, 3 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£18.00
Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£8.25
Halal Megabeast
10 Halal Sausages, 8 Hash Browns, 6 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, Chips, Bubble & Squeak, 4 Toast and 4 Bread & Butter.
£23.60£29.50
Halal
Halal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£8.25
Halal Popcorn Chicken (15)
Served with chips and peas or beans
£9.50
Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.
£10.50
Pepper Sauce
£3.50
Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£7.75
Halal Half Pounder Burger
£9.25

Wraps

Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.
£7.95
Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£7.95
Tuna Wrap
£7.95

Jacket Potatoes

Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£6.75
Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£8.50
Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£6.25
Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£6.25
Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£6.25
Plain Tuna Jacket Potato
£6.75
Chilli Jacket Potato
£8.50

Salads

Ham Salad
£10.50
Turkey Salad
£10.50
Tuna Salad
£10.50
Beef Salad
£10.50
Chicken Salad
£10.50
Cheese Salad
£10.50

Dips

BBQ Dip
£0.70
Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£0.70
Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.70
Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£0.70
Garlic Mayo Dip
£0.70

Kids Meals

Kids Sausage (1)
£5.50
Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£5.50
Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£5.50
Kids Chicken Burger
£5.50
Kids Turkey Dinner
£7.95
Kids Beef Dinner
£7.95

Desserts

Apple Crumble
£5.50
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£4.95
Sticky Toffee Pudding
£5.50
Jam Sponge
£5.50
New York Vanilla Cheesecake
£4.95
Lemon Tart Au Citron
A buttery pastry base, filled with a Sicilian lemon custard. Finished with a sweet snow sugar.
£4.95
Cookie Dough 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.75
Chocolate Fudge Brownie 500ml Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
£6.75

Sweet Treats

Triple Chocolate Brownie Slice
£2.50

Summer Specials

Meals put on the menu for seven days only

Tuna Melt Ciabbatta
Tuna & Melted Cheese in a Ciabbatta sub served with house slaw & Nachos
£8.50
Loaded Ciabbatta
Ham grated Cheese sliced Tomato Red Onion in a Ciabbatta subserved with house slaw and Nachos
£8.25
Chicken Caesar Salad Wrap
Diced Chicken with mixed salad a Caesar dressing with grated Parmesan Cheese served with house slaw & Nachos
£8.95
Smashed Burger Loaded Fries
Portion of chips topped with Melted Cheese Crispy Onions sliced Gherkins & Diced Beef Burger
£10.50