About Chaos & Cakes - Whistley Green
Having created cakes for many famous faces over the years, we've now opened our very first shopfront, so that you can enjoy our huge range of mouthwatering treats too!
Meal Deal
Any Sandwich, Crisps, and Cold Drink
£8.15
Sandwiches, Sausage Rolls, Crisps and Bread
Sausage Roll
Not everybody loves a sarnie! A full 6 inches of sausage... we bake these fresh to order!£3.75Sweet Chilli Crisps
REAL crisps, for REAL people.£1.75BLT Sandwich
A doorstop wedge of fresh buttered bread, layered with crisp lettuce, plenty of bacon and tomato. Served with or without mayo!£4.86Cheese and Pickle Sandwich
A doorstop wedge of fresh, buttered white bread, layered with cheddar cheese and sweet pickle. A true classic!£4.86Chicken and Bacon Sandwich
A doorstop wedge of fresh white buttered bread, smothered with Chicken and Bacon. Lettuce optional!£4.86Sweet Chilli Chicken Sandwich
A doorstop wedge of fresh, buttered white bread, layered with lettuce and sweet chilli chicken. Mayo optional!£4.86Salt and Vinegar Crisps
REAL crisps, for REAL people.£1.75Sea Salted Crisps
REAL crisps, for REAL people.£1.75Cheese & Onion Crisps
REAL crisps, for REAL people.£1.75White Bloomer Loaf
An entire loaf of fresh, fluffy white bread!£4.90Wholewheat Bloomer Loaf
An entire loaf of fresh, fluffy wholewheat bread!£4.90
Cupcakes
Each.
Carrot
Our signature carrot sponge, topped with vanilla buttercream and elegant gold sprinkles!£3.75Jammie Dodger Cupcake
A delicious Vanilla cupcake, with vanilla buttercream, topped with strawberry jam and Jammie dodgers!£3.75Birthday Cake Cupcake
Our signature Vanilla sponge speckled with sprinkles from the inside, topped with vanilla buttercream and further lashings of rainbow sprinkles on top... Perfect for any occasion!£3.75Biscoff Cupcake
A decadent vanilla sponge, topped with biscoff buttercream, biscoff sauce and an entire biscoff biscuit... one for the biscoff lovers!£3.75Oreo
Our signature fluffy vanilla sponge, topped with a creamy vanilla buttercream, lashings of Belgium chocolate sauce and an entire Oreo biscuit...£3.75Red Velvet
A light, fluffy red velvet sponge, topped with lashings of vanilla buttercream, and a pinch of elegant gold sprinkles!£3.75Chocolate
Our signature Chocolate sponge, topped with vanilla buttercream and a decadent Belgium chocolate sauce!£3.75Chocolate and Salted Caramel Cupcake
Our signature moist chocolate sponge topped with vanilla buttercream and lashings of salted caramel sauce.... mmmmmmmm£3.75Raspberry White Chocolate
Our signature vanilla sponge, topped with a mouthwatering white chocolate buttercream and a refreshing raspberry jam!£3.75Lemon Lovers Cupcake
Zingy Goodness! A delicious Lemon sponge, Vanilla buttercream and zingy lemon sauce...£3.75Cookie Monster Cupcake
Did someone say cookie!? Chocolate sponge, bright blue vanilla buttercream and two mini cookies... Perfect for any occasion!£3.75Box of 2 (Pick Your Selection)
Pick and Mix your favs!£6.50Box of 4 (Pick Your Selection)
Pick and Mix your favs!£13.00Box of 6 (Pick Your Selection)
Pick and Mix your favs!£19.50Box of 12 (Pick Your Selection)
Pick and Mix your favs!£39.00
Loaf Cakes
Jammie Dodger
A fancy cake to take anywhere! Packaged in a beautiful, easy to carry box, this Birthday cake of dreams is yours... if you fancy it!(We recommend this cake serves 4-6 people)£12.95Birthday Cake
A fancy cake to take anywhere! Packaged in a beautiful, easy to carry box, this Birthday cake of dreams is yours... if you fancy it!(We recommend this cake serves 4-6 people)£12.95Biscoff
A fancy cake to take anywhere! Packaged in a beautiful, easy to carry box, this Biscoff cake of dreams is yours... if you fancy it!(We recommend this cake serves 4-6 people)£12.95Oreo
A fancy cake to take anywhere! Packaged in a beautiful, easy to carry box, this Birthday cake of dreams is yours... if you fancy it!(We recommend this cake serves 4-6 people)£12.95Carrot
A fancy cake to take anywhere! Packaged in a beautiful, easy to carry box, this Birthday cake of dreams is yours... if you fancy it!(We recommend this cake serves 4-6 people)£12.95Red Velvet
A fancy cake to take anywhere! Packaged in a beautiful, easy to carry box, this Birthday cake of dreams is yours... if you fancy it!(We recommend this cake serves 4-6 people)£12.95Chocolate
A fancy cake to take anywhere! Packaged in a beautiful, easy to carry box, this Birthday cake of dreams is yours... if you fancy it!(We recommend this cake serves 4-6 people)£12.95Chocolate and Salted Caramel
A fancy cake to take anywhere! Packaged in a beautiful, easy to carry box, this Birthday cake of dreams is yours... if you fancy it!(We recommend this cake serves 4-6 people)£12.95Raspberry White Chocolate
A fancy cake to take anywhere! Packaged in a beautiful, easy to carry box, this Birthday cake of dreams is yours... if you fancy it!(We recommend this cake serves 4-6 people)£12.95Lemon
A fancy cake to take anywhere! Packaged in a beautiful, easy to carry box, this Lemon cake of dreams is yours... if you fancy it!(We recommend this cake serves 4-6 people)£12.95Cookie Monster
A fancy cake to take anywhere! Packaged in a beautiful, easy to carry box, this Birthday cake of dreams is yours... if you fancy it!(We recommend this cake serves 4-6 people)£12.95
Rocky Roads
Malteaser
Our signature Rocky Road, generously portioned and topped with lashings of extra marshmallows and Maltesers!£4.45Rolo
Our signature Rocky Road, generously portioned and topped with lashings of extra marshmallows and Rolos!£4.45Kinder Bueno
Our signature Rocky Road, generously portioned and topped with lashings of extra marshmallows and pieces of Kinder Bueno!£4.45Crunchie
Our signature Rocky Road, generously portioned and topped with lashings of extra marshmallows and chunks of Crunchie!£4.45Smarties
Our signature Rocky Road, generously portioned and topped with lashings of extra marshmallows and Smarties!£4.45Reeces
Our signature Rocky Road, generously portioned and topped with lashings of extra marshmallows and Reece's Pieces!£4.45Chocolate Orange
Our signature Rocky Road, generously portioned and topped with lashings of extra marshmallows and Terry's Chocolate Orange chunks!£4.45Mint Choc
Our signature Rocky Road, generously portioned and topped with lashings of extra marshmallows and Mint Aero's!£4.45Snickers
Our signature Rocky Road, generously portioned and topped with lashings of extra marshmallows and chunks of Snickers!£4.45
Brownies, Blondies and Traybakes
Oreo Brownie
Soft, Squishy, brownie goodness topped with drizzles of chocolate and Oreo biscuits!£4.40Crunchie Brownie
Soft, Squishy, brownie goodness topped with drizzles of chocolate and chunks of Crunchie!£4.40Birthday Brownie
Soft, Squishy, brownie goodness topped with vibrant rainbow sprinkles!£4.40Gluten Free Flapjack
Sooooo good, even people who tolerate gluten flock to buy it...£3.75Gluten freeMillionaire Square
Soft, buttery biscuit base, topped with a generous layer of caramel, and then topped with a layer of chocolate for the perfect crumbly crunch!£3.75Raspberry Almond Slice
Gluten and Dairy Free, perfect for those allergen having tummies! (Contains Almonds)£3.75Biscoff Blondie
Biscoff lovers assemble! This melt in the mouth blondie is stuff dreams are made of!£4.40Jammie Dodger Blondie
Jammie Dodger Lovers Assemble! This melt in the mouth blondie is stuff dreams are made of!£4.40Pistachio & White Chocolate Blondie
Dubai chocolate whaaaaaaaat...This melt in the mouth blondie is stuff dreams are made of!£4.40Raspberry & White Chocolate Millionaires Square
A twist on the classic, this melt in the mouth shortbread speaks for itself...£3.75Raspberry & White Chocolate Pain Au Chocolate
What's not to love...£3.75
Giant Cookies
Giant Oooey Gooey Choc Chip Cookie
The OG! A giant, buttery, sweet cookie, oozing with chocolate chips... Even more delicious when heated for a few seconds in a microwave or air fryer/oven... but we didn't tell you that!(Serves 1)£4.40Giant Chocolate Orange Cookie
A giant, buttery, sweet cookie, oozing with chocolate chips and topped with Terry's Chocolate Orange Segments... Even more delicious when heated for a few seconds in a microwave or air fryer/oven... but we didn't tell you that!(Serves 1)£4.40Giant Smarties Cookie
A giant, buttery, sweet cookie, oozing with chocolate chips and topped with a rainbow of Smarties! ... Even more delicious when heated for a few seconds in a microwave or air fryer/oven... but we didn't tell you that!(Serves 1)£4.40Giant Birthday Cake Cookie
A giant, buttery, sweet cookie, oozing with chocolate chips and topped with rainbow sprinkles... Even more delicious when heated for a few seconds in a microwave or air fryer/oven... but we didn't tell you that!(Serves 1)£4.40Triple Chocolate Cookie
For all the chocolate lovers out there!£4.40Character Biscuits (Shortbread)
Melt in your mouth shortbread topped with delicious icing in the most adorable prints ever! (Design subject to change, and will be randomly selected based on availability)£3.50
Cold Drinks
Pepsi Max
500ml bottle£2.507up
500ml bottle£2.50Water
500ml bottle£2.00Costa Caramel
£3.50Costa Latte
£3.50Orange Fruit Shoot
£2.00Blackcurrant Fruit Shoot
£2.00Oasis Summer Fruits
500ml bottle£3.50
