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About Messy Chef - Southsea
Premium Quality Smash Burgers, Loaded Fries and Wings. 100% Halal.
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Classic Mess Burger
£11.00Messy Chicken Loaded Fries
£9.00Hot Mess Burger
£11.00BBQ Mess Burger
£12.00Pink Mess (Breast Cancer Awareness)
£12.00Messy HOT Wings (CRISPY) (6pcs)
£10.00Messy Zing! Burger
£10.50Ultimate Mess Burger
£16.00Messy Chicken Shawarma Loaded Fries (FRESH!)
£9.00Messy Beef Loaded Fries
£9.00
Upside-Down Menu🧟 (Limited Time Only)
Stranger Things Season 5 has opened the gate at Messy Chef Southsea. Limited edition burgers inspired by Hawkins, the Upside-Down, and pure 80s chaos. Available for a short time only.
🍟 Tater Tots of Terror
Crispy tots loaded with '80s-style velvety cheese sauce and bacon bits£7.50Popular⚡The Hawkins Hero
Classic messy double cheeseburger • Lettuce • Tomato • Onion • Messy Classic sauce • Pickles • Toasted sesame seeded Brioche bun£8.99Popular🌋 The Demogorgon Inferno Burger🌶️
Double smashed beef · Turkey Bacon · Monterey Jack · Crispy onions · Jalapenos · Vecna Sauce (Hot) · Ranch Sauce · Flaming Hot Cheetos crunch · Molten Cheese · Black Poppy Seeded Pink Brioche Style Bun£11.99🧇 Eleven’s Chicken Waffle Burger
Crispy fried chicken • Toasted Waffle bun • Chilli Jam • Peanut Butter Mayo • American cheese • Caramelised Onion£9.99🧇 Eleven’s Smashed Waffle Burger
Double Smashed Beef • Toasted Waffle bun • Chilli Jam • Peanut Butter Mayo • American cheese • Caramelised Onion£10.99🥤"Nosebleed" Milkshake
Thick, creamy blend of raspberry, Vanilla Ice-cream, dramatically drizzled with raspberry syrup and whipped cream£7.00🥤 "Mind Flayer" Milkshake
Our dark, decadent Oreo and chocolate shake, topped with whipped cream and crushed Oreo bits. A shadowy sweetness that will consume you.£7.00🎁WATCH PARTY DEAL (Limited Time Only)
The Binge Bundle: Choose any two Hawkins Hot Picks, one Tater Tots of Terror, and two Shakes from the Void for a special combined price.£33.11£39.48
What's New, Messy Chef?
Messy Chicken Shawarma Loaded Fries (FRESH!)
The fries are golden and crispy, generously topped with succulent, marinated chicken shawarma pieces, drizzles of creamy garlic sauce or choice of sauce, topped with Sliced Gherkins, sprinkled with dried parsley and a hint of paprika.£9.00Dubai Chocolate Milkshake (New Viral)
Indulge in the rich and luxurious flavours of our viral sensation! This decadent milkshake blends silky chocolate, creamy pistachio spread, and smooth vanilla ice cream into a dreamy treat. Topped with a cloud of whipped cream and a sprinkle of crushed pistachios for the perfect finish. A must-try masterpiece straight from the heart of Dubai’s dessert scene.£7.50HalalMessy Halloumi Burger (New)
Butter brushed and toasted Brioche Bun, Halloumi Patty Grilled, Lettuce, Red onion, Tomato, Gherkin or Jalapeno, Choice of Sauce.£10.50Messy Smashed Croissant Burger (NEW & Exclusive)
£12.00Messy Triplet (Mini Smash Burgers) (New Viral)
You can now try our 3 signature Smashed Beef Burgers with sliced cheese and variation of Classic, Hot and BBQ sauce. Molten Cheese Dip on the side.£10.00HalalMessy Zing Ricebox
Hot & spicy crispy chicken fillet over fluffy basmati rice, drizzled with one of our signature sauce and a bit of mixed salad on the side.£10.95Messy Shawarma Chicken Ricebox (New Favourite!)
Spiced shawarma chicken on basmati rice with garlic & creamy sauce with a mixed crunchy salad.£10.95Halal
Starters
Chicken Goujons (4 Pieces)
Deep fried crispy chicken strips served with choice of one of our Messy special sauces and molten cheese dip(optional).£6.50HalalHot & Spicy Popcorn Chicken
Classic popcorn chicken bites made from high-quality whole muscle chicken fillets, with a spiced batter coating.£6.50Halloumi Fries (5pcs)
£7.50VegetarianChilli Cheese Nuggets (5 pieces)
£6.00Mac n Cheese Bites (4 pieces)
£6.00Salt & Pepper Squid (6 Pieces)
£7.50
Messy Smashed Burgers
Gluten-free buns available. All Smash Burgers are made from 100% Halal Premium Quality British Beef. Always Fresh!
Classic Mess Burger
Double smash beef patties, American cheese, lettuce, onions, gherkins, Messy chef's special sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£11.00Hot Mess Burger
Double smash beef patties, American cheese, lettuce, onions, jalapeños, Messy chef's special hot sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£11.00BBQ Mess Burger
Double smash beef patties, American sheese, smokey turkey bacon, lettuce, onions, Messy chef's special BBQ sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£12.00Ultimate Mess Burger
Quadruple smash beef patties, American double cheese, smokey turkey bacon, Messy chef's special sauce covered in molten cheese.£16.00Pink Mess (Breast Cancer Awareness)
Pink brioche bun, double beef smash patties, lettuce, onions, American cheese, gherkins, crispy onions topped up with warm molten cheese and choice of sauce. £1 gets donated in support of breast cancer awareness from every burger sold.£12.00Messy Wagyu Burger (Halal)
Butter Brushed and Toasted Seeded Brioche from Artisan Bakery, Double Smashed Premium Halal Wagyu Beef Patties, American cheese, lettuce, onions, Crispy onion, gherkins, Messy Classic Sauce, covered in warm molten cheese.£22.00Messy Brunch Burger (Limited Time Only!)
Butter Brushed and Toasted Brioche Bun, Double Smashed Beef Patties, American Sliced Cheese, Fried Egg, Turkey Bacon, Ketchup or choice of sauce.£10.50HalalMessy Triplet (Mini Smash Burgers) (New Viral)
You can now try our 3 signature Smashed Beef Burgers with sliced cheese and variation of Classic, Hot and BBQ sauce. Molten Cheese Dip on the side.£10.00Halal
Messy Chicken Menu
Chicken Goujons (4 Pieces)
Deep fried crispy chicken strips served with choice of one of our Messy special sauces and molten cheese dip(optional).£6.50HalalMessy HOT Wings (CRISPY) (3pcs)
Deep Fried CRISPY BATTERED CHICKEN Wings tossed in a choice of sauce, topped with Crispy Onion and Dried Parsley.£6.00HalalMessy HOT Wings (CRISPY) (6pcs)
Deep Fried CRISPY BATTERED CHICKEN Wings tossed in a choice of sauce, topped with Crispy Onion and Dried Parsley.£10.00HalalUltimate Messy Zing
Double hot and spicy crispy chicken fillets, lettuce, onions, gherkins, Messy Chef special burger sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£12.50Messy Zing! Burger
Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Onions, Molten Cheese, Sliced Cheese, crispy onion, Messy Chef Special Burger Sauce, all put in a Butter brushed and toasted brioche bun.£10.50Hot & Spicy Popcorn Chicken
Classic popcorn chicken bites made from high-quality whole muscle chicken fillets, with a spiced batter coating.£6.50Messy Crispy Chicken Burger
Butter Toasted Brioche Bun, Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Red Onions, crispy onion, Messy Chef Classic Sauce, Molten Cheese.£10.50
Messy Wraps
Messy Shawarma Wrap (Chicken)
Shawarma spiced thin slices of roasted chicken sautéed, Lettuce, onion, fried potatoes, topped with gherkins and home made garlic Sauce or choice of sauce, all put in a butter toasted tortilla wrap.£9.00HalalMessy Crispy Chicken Wrap (Classic)
Tortilla Wrap, Crispy Chicken fillet, lettuce, red onion, fried potatoes, with Classic Sauce.£9.00HalalMessy Halloumi Wrap
Halloumi Slices Grilled, Lettuce, red onion, tomato, chips, choice of sauce, all put in a Butter toasted Tortilla wrap.£9.00VegetarianMessy Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Wrap (Hot)
Butter Toasted Tortilla Wrap, Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Red onion, Hot Sauce, fried potatoes.£9.00Halal
Messy Loaded Fries and Nachos
Messy Chicken Loaded Fries
French fries topped with Crispy chicken slices, molten cheese, Jalapenos and choice of sauce.£9.00Messy Chicken Loaded Nachos
Nachos topped with Crispy Chicken slices, molten cheese, Jalapenos and choice of sauce.£9.00Bacon Cheesy Tots (Halal)
Tater Tots, Molten Cheese topped with Halal Turkey Bacon Bits with choice of sauce.£7.50Messy Beef Loaded Fries
French fries topped with minced beef, salsa, jalapeños, molten cheese and choice of sauce.£9.00Messy Beef Loaded Nachos
Nachos topped with minced beef cooked in salsa, jalapeños, molten cheese and choice of sauce.£9.00
Messy Tacos
Messy Smashed Burger Taco (2) (New)
2 Butter Brushed Taco Tortilla Smashed with Beef Patty, American Cheese, Lettuce, gherkins, Choice of Sauce, Optional add-ons: Fresh Salsa, Molten Cheese and Turkey Bacon.£10.00HalalCajun Spiced King Prawn Tacos (2)
6 pieces of Cajun Spiced King Prawns shared between two Taco tortilla wraps, shredded lettuce, choice of sauce, choice of topping, optional add-on salsa and molten cheese.£12.00HalalCajun Spiced Chicken Tacos (2pcs)
£10.00Halal
Messy Healthy Meals🏋️
Messy Piri-Piri Chicken Salad (High Protein)
Piri-Piri marinated grilled Chicken fillets (150g) on a bed of Salad made with Shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes, diced gherkins, red onion, olive oil, comes with Garlic Sauce or choice of sauce. Protein: 30.4g323 kcal
£10.00PopularMessy Keto Burger (450 Calories)
Double Smashed Beef Patties on a bed of Salad made with Shredded Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red onion, Olive Oil, Classic Sauce and Molten Cheddar Cheese. Protein: 22.8g450 kcal
£11.00Messy Protein Shake (Strawberry)
Vanilla Flavoured Protein Powder (1 scoop) mixed with Frozen Strawberries and Whole Milk. Protein: 30g£2.99Messy Protein Shake (Vanilla)
£2.99
Messy Crispy Hot Wings
Messy HOT Wings (CRISPY) (3pcs)
Deep Fried CRISPY BATTERED CHICKEN Wings tossed in a choice of sauce, topped with Crispy Onion and Dried Parsley.£6.00HalalMessy HOT Wings (CRISPY) (6pcs)
Deep Fried CRISPY BATTERED CHICKEN Wings tossed in a choice of sauce, topped with Crispy Onion and Dried Parsley.£10.00Halal
Messy Vegan Menu
Vegan Mess Burger🌿
Vegan Bun, Moving Mountain Vegan Patty, Vegan Cheese, Lettuce, Red onion, Tomato, Gherkins and Choice of Sauce.£11.00VeganMessy Plant Protein Power Salad
Moving Mountain Plant Based Patty on a bed of Salad made with Shredded Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red onion, Gherkins, Olive Oil, Choice of Vegan Sauce and Vegan Cheese. Protein: 15g518 kcal
£11.00Vegan
Gulf's Favourite Menu
Hot & Spicy Popcorn Chicken
Classic popcorn chicken bites made from high-quality whole muscle chicken fillets, with a spiced batter coating.£6.50Dubai Chocolate Milkshake (New Viral)
Indulge in the rich and luxurious flavours of our viral sensation! This decadent milkshake blends silky chocolate, creamy pistachio spread, and smooth vanilla ice cream into a dreamy treat. Topped with a cloud of whipped cream and a sprinkle of crushed pistachios for the perfect finish. A must-try masterpiece straight from the heart of Dubai’s dessert scene.£7.50HalalMessy Triplet (Mini Smash Burgers) (New Viral)
You can now try our 3 signature Smashed Beef Burgers with sliced cheese and variation of Classic, Hot and BBQ sauce. Molten Cheese Dip on the side.£10.00HalalMessy Wagyu Burger (Halal)
Butter Brushed and Toasted Seeded Brioche Bun, Double Smashed finest quality Wagyu Beef Patties, Lettuce, Red Onion, Sliced Cheese, Molten Cheese, Crispy Onion, Gherkins, Classic Sauce.£22.00Awar Qalb (12oz) (Gulf Favourite)
Strawberry, Mango, Vanilla Ice-cream, Sugar, Milk£7.00Vegetarian
Messy Shakes, Smoothies, Mocktails
Oreo Milkshake
£7.00Biscoff Milkshake
£7.00Dubai Chocolate Milkshake (New Viral)
Indulge in the rich and luxurious flavours of our viral sensation! This decadent milkshake blends silky chocolate, creamy pistachio spread, and smooth vanilla ice cream into a dreamy treat. Topped with a cloud of whipped cream and a sprinkle of crushed pistachios for the perfect finish. A must-try masterpiece straight from the heart of Dubai’s dessert scene.£7.50HalalMessy Hazelnut Chocolate Milkshake (Inspired By Ferrero)
£7.00Vanilla Milkshake
£7.00Messy Green Smoothie (Iron & Fibre Load)
Avocado, spinach, Mango and Ice.£6.00Messy Berry Smoothie (Extreme Detox)
Mixed berries, Apples and Ice.£6.00Messy Mango Passion Smoothie (Immune Power)
Mango chunks, passion fruit purée and Ice.£6.00Messy Energy Drink (Viral Now!)
£3.00Halal
Kid's Meal
Kids Chicken Goujons, Chips & A Juice
£8.00HalalKids' Cheeseburger, Chips and A Juice
Butter Brushed and Toasted Brioche Bun, Single handcrafted premium quality Smashed beef Patty with American sliced cheese, ketchup. Includes French fries and a choice of drink.£8.00PopularKids' Chicken Burger, Chips and a Juice
Brioche style bun, Crispy Chicken Fillet, American Cheese, Mayo, comes with a side of chips and choice of kids drink£8.00HalalLittle Barbie Burger Meal (Chicken)
Pink Bun, crispy chicken fillet, American sliced cheese, Pink mayo. Comes with fries and a juice pack£8.50Halal
Sides and Dips
Cheesy Fries
Fries topped with signature messy molten cheese.£6.00Skin-on-Fries
Vegan.£4.00Cajun Fries
£5.00Onion Rings (6 pcs)
£5.00PopularSweet Potato Fries
£5.00Molten Cheese Dip (4oz)
£2.99VegetarianButtermilk Ranch Sauce (2oz Dip)
Creamy and Herby Ranch SauceSuitable for VegetariansNo Artificial Colours£1.50VegetarianMessy Hot Sauce
Very hot.£1.50Messy Classic Sauce
£1.50Garlic Mayo
£1.50Piri-Piri Fries
£5.00Sriracha Flavoured Fries
£5.00Messy BBQ Sauce
£1.50Ketchup
£0.80Mayonnaise
£0.80Sweet Chilli Dip
£1.50
Messy Desserts
Warm Chocolate Fudge Brownie
Rich, decadent and dense chocolate brownie with dark and milk chocolate chunks.£4.50VegetarianMessy Flat Croissant (Oreo) (New Trend)
£4.50Messy Flat Croissant (Raspberry Love) (New Trend)
£4.50Messy Flat Croissant (Biscoff) (New Trend)
£4.50
Soft Drinks
Coca-Cola
£2.25Coke Zero
£2.25Messy Fizz Unicorn (330ml)
Lychee, Strawberry and Homemade Lemonade.£3.00Awar Qalb (Kuwait's Favourite Drink)
Refreshing cold Kuwait's favourite drink now here at Messy Chef. Ingredients: Mango, Strawberry, Vanilla Ice cream, Sugar, Milk, Ice.£7.00Messy Fizz (Mango Bliss)
Messy Chef's homemade Mango Sparkling Drink£3.00Peach Iced Tea
Homemade Peach flavoured Tea with Ice and Peach slices.£3.00Sprite
£2.25Messy Fizz Blue Lagoon (330ml)
Blueberry Syrup, Lime, Lemonade and Ice£3.00Messy Fizz Mojito (330ml)
Fresh Lime, Mint Syrup, and Homemade Lemonade£3.00Fanta
£2.25Still Water
£1.50
