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About Messy Chef - Southsea
Premium Quality Smash Burgers, Loaded Fries and Wings. 100% Halal.
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Classic Mess
£10.50Messy Zing, Chips and a Drink
£12.00Messy Crispy Wings (5 Pieces)
£7.00Messy Chicken Loaded Fries
£8.00Ultimate Mess
£15.50Hot Mess
£10.50BBQ Mess
£11.50Messy Beef Loaded Fries
£8.00Pink Mess (Breast Cancer Awareness)
£11.00Messy Keto Burger (450 Calories)
450 kcal
£9.99
Messy Valentine's Deal (Limited Time Only!)
Love at First Bite Combo 😍
Main: Pink Mess BurgerSide: Skin-on Fries with Pink Mayo DipDrink: Messy Fizz (Unicorn Tears) - (Strawberry Lychee)Dessert: Chocolate Fudge Brownie£20.00HalalSpicy Love Combo! ❤️🔥🌶️
Main: Hot Mess BurgerSide: 2x Messy Crispy Hot Wings£12.99HalalMini Potato Hearts💕
£2.99Vegetarian
Messy Burgers
Gluten-free buns available. All Smash Burgers are made from 100% Halal Premium Quality British Beef. Always Fresh!
Classic Mess
Double smash beef patties, American cheese, lettuce, onions, gherkins, Messy chef's special sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£10.50Messy Zing, Chips and a Drink
Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Onions, Molten Cheese, Sliced Cheese, crispy onion, Messy Chef Special Burger Sauce, all put in a Butter brushed and toasted brioche bun.£12.00Ultimate Mess
Quadruple smash beef patties, American double cheese, smokey turkey bacon, Messy chef's special sauce covered in molten cheese.£15.50Messy Smashed Croissant Burger (NEW & Exclusive)
Two Smashed and Toasted Butter Croissant, Two Smashed Beef Patties/Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Fillet, Red Onion, Lettuce, Gherkins, Sliced Cheese, Choice of Sauce, Crispy Onion and Molten Cheese.£12.00Messy Ranch Burger (New)
A juicy beef smashed with white onions infusing them wit in the patty, layered with molten cheese that oozes with every bite. Topped with crispy onions for a satisfying crunch, tangy gherkins for a zesty kick, and Messy Chef’s homemade ranch sauce—a creamy, tangy blend that ties it all together. Every bite is a flavour-packed masterpiece, crafted for true burger lovers!£10.50HalalBBQ Mess
Double smash beef patties, American sheese, smokey turkey bacon, lettuce, onions, Messy chef's special BBQ sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£11.50Hot Mess
Double smash beef patties, American cheese, lettuce, onions, jalapeños, Messy chef's special hot sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£10.50Messy Halloumi Burger (New)
Butter brushed and toasted Brioche Bun, Halloumi Patty Grilled, Lettuce, Red onion, Tomato, Gherkin or Jalapeno, Choice of Sauce.£10.00VegetarianPink Mess (Breast Cancer Awareness)
Pink brioche bun, double beef smash patties, lettuce, onions, American cheese, gherkins, crispy onions topped up with warm molten cheese and choice of sauce. £1 gets donated in support of breast cancer awareness from every burger sold.£11.00Ultimate Messy Zing
Double hot and spicy crispy chicken fillets, lettuce, onions, gherkins, Messy Chef special burger sauce covered in warm molten cheese.£12.00Messy Wagyu Burger (Halal)
Butter Brushed and Toasted Seeded Brioche from Artisan Bakery, Double Smashed Premium Halal Wagyu Beef Patties, American cheese, lettuce, onions, Crispy onion, gherkins, Messy Classic Sauce, covered in warm molten cheese.£20.00Messy Chicken Burger, Thin Fries and a Drink
Butter Toasted Brioche Bun, Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Red Onions, crispy onion, Messy Chef Classic Sauce, Molten Cheese. Comes with Skinny Fries and a Drink£12.00
What's New, Messy Chef?
Single Smashed Cheeseburger, Fries & Drink
Single Smashed Beef Patty with cheese, butter toasted Brioche Bun, choice of sauce.£6.99HalalMessy Smashed Croissant Burger (NEW & Exclusive)
£12.00Hot Mess Loaded Fries (NEW & HOT)
Indulge in our golden skin-on fries, topped with a juicy single smashed beef patty and melted sliced cheese. Smothered in rich molten cheese and drizzled with Messy Chef's signature Hot Sauce, this mouth-watering creation is finished with Jalapenos, crispy onions, and a sprinkle of fragrant dried parsley. A messy, cheesy and spicy delight you won’t want to share!£8.00HalalChicken Shawarma Rice-box
Chicken Shawarma on top of long grain rice, side salad and choice of sauce.£7.00Sriracha Flavoured Fries
£4.50Messy Smashed Burger Taco (2) (New)
2 Butter Brushed Taco Tortilla Smashed with Beef Patty, American Cheese, Lettuce, Choice of Sauce, Optional add-ons: Fresh Salsa, Molten Cheese and Turkey Bacon.£8.50Classic Mess Loaded Fries (New)
Indulge in our golden skin-on fries, topped with a juicy single smashed beef patty and melted sliced cheese. Smothered in rich molten cheese and drizzled with Messy Chef's signature Classic Sauce, this mouth-watering creation is finished with tangy gherkins, crispy onions, and a sprinkle of fragrant dried parsley. A messy, cheesy delight you won’t want to share!£8.00HalalMessy Stir-fried Indomie Noodles (NEW)
2 Packs of Indomie Instant Noodles Stir Fried with Seasonal Mixed Vegetables, Light Soy Sauce, topped with Choice of Protein loaded to it, comes with a choice of sauce.£5.00HalalMessy Grilled Wings (5 Pieces)
£5.99HalalMessy Pistachio Milkshake (New)
£5.50VegetarianMini Potato Hearts (Valentine's Month Special)
£2.99Vegetarian
Messy Loaded Fries and Nachos
Hot Mess Loaded Fries (NEW & HOT)
Indulge in our golden skin-on fries, topped with a juicy single smashed beef patty and melted sliced cheese. Smothered in rich molten cheese and drizzled with Messy Chef's signature Hot Sauce, this mouth-watering creation is finished with Jalapenos, crispy onions, and a sprinkle of fragrant dried parsley. A messy, cheesy and spicy delight you won’t want to share!£8.00HalalMessy Chicken Loaded Nachos
Nachos topped with Crispy Chicken slices, molten cheese, Jalapenos and choice of sauce.£8.00Messy Chicken Loaded Fries
French fries topped with Crispy chicken slices, molten cheese, Jalapenos and choice of sauce.£8.00Messy Beef Loaded Fries
French fries topped with minced beef, salsa, jalapeños, molten cheese and choice of sauce.£8.00Classic Mess Loaded Fries (New)
Indulge in our golden skin-on fries, topped with a juicy single smashed beef patty and melted sliced cheese. Smothered in rich molten cheese and drizzled with Messy Chef's signature Classic Sauce, this mouth-watering creation is finished with tangy gherkins, crispy onions, and a sprinkle of fragrant dried parsley. A messy, cheesy delight you won’t want to share!£8.00HalalMessy Beef Loaded Nachos
Nachos topped with minced beef cooked in salsa, jalapeños, molten cheese and choice of sauce.£8.00HalalMessy Beef Loaded Tatertots
Tatertots topped with minced beef cooked in salsa, jalapeños, molten cheese and choice of sauce.£9.50Halal
Messy Healthy Meals🏋️
Messy Peri-Peri Chicken Salad (High Protein)
Peri-Peri marinated grilled Chicken fillets (120g) on a bed of Salad made with Shredded lettuce, diced tomatoes, diced gherkins, red onion, olive oil, Classic Sauce. Protein: 30.4g323 kcal
£8.99Messy Keto Burger (450 Calories)
Double Smashed Beef Patties on a bed of Salad made with Shredded Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red onion, Olive Oil, Classic Sauce and Molten Cheddar Cheese. Protein: 22.8g450 kcal
£9.99Messy Protein Shake (Strawberry)
Vanilla Flavoured Protein Powder (1 scoop) mixed with Frozen Strawberries and Whole Milk. Protein: 30g£3.50Messy Protein Shake (Vanilla)
£2.99
Messy Wings
Messy Crispy Wings (5 Pieces)
Deep fried crispy chicken wings flavoured with choice of one of our Messy special sauce served with molten cheese dip(optional).£7.00Messy Crispy Wings (3 Pieces)
Deep fried crispy chicken wings flavoured with choice of one of our Messy special sauce served with molten cheese dip(optional).£5.00
Messy Tacos
Cajun Spiced Prawn Tacos (2)
£9.60HalalMessy Smashed Burger Taco (2) (New)
2 Butter Brushed Taco Tortilla Smashed with Beef Patty, American Cheese, Lettuce, Choice of Sauce, Optional add-ons: Fresh Salsa, Molten Cheese and Turkey Bacon.£8.50
Messy Wraps & Hotdogs
Messy Hotdog (Halal)
£6.99HalalMessy Shawarma (Chicken)
Shawarma spiced thin slices of roasted chicken sautéed with onions, Lettuce, chips, topped with gherkins and Toum (pungent garlic) Sauce, all put in a butter toasted tortilla wrap.£8.99Messy Crispy Chicken Wrap (Mayo)
Butter Toasted Tortilla Wrap, Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Red onion, Mayo, Molten Cheese, fried potatoes.£7.00HalalMessy Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Wrap (Hot)
Butter Toasted Tortilla Wrap, Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Fillet, Lettuce, Red onion, Hot Sauce, Cheese, fried potatoes.£7.00
Gulf's Favourite Menu
Messy Zing Burger (Burger Only)
£8.99HalalMessy Chicken Loaded Fries
£8.00Spicy Popcorn Chicken (20 pieces)
£5.50HalalMessy Wagyu Burger (Halal)
Butter Brushed and Toasted Seeded Brioche Bun, Double Smashed finest quality Wagyu Beef Patties, Lettuce, Red Onion, Sliced Cheese, Molten Cheese, Crispy Onion, Gherkins, Classic Sauce.£20.00Awar Qalb (12oz)
£5.99
Messy Shakes, Smoothies, Mocktails
Biscoff Milkshake
£5.50Ferrero Milkshake
£5.50Oreo Milkshake
£5.50Vanilla Milkshake
£5.00Messy Energy Drink
£3.50Messy Berry Smoothie (Extreme Detox)
Mixed berries, Apples and Ice.£4.99Messy Green Smoothie (Iron & Fibre Load)
Avocado, spinach, Mango and Ice.£4.99Messy Mango Passion Smoothie (Immune Power)
Mango chunks, passion fruit purée and Ice.£4.99Messy Pistachio Milkshake (New)
£5.50Vegetarian
Messy Rice-box
Crispy Chicken Ricebox
Comes with Long Grain Rice, choice of sauce and a little portion of salad.£7.00HalalPeri-Peri Grilled Chicken Ricebox
Comes with Long Grain Rice, choice of sauce and a little portion of salad.£7.00HalalZing Ricebox
Hot & Spicy Crispy Chicken Fillet Sliced, Comes with Long Grain Rice, choice of sauce and a little portion of salad.£7.00Halal
Chicken Goujons
Chicken Goujons (4 Pieces)
Five pieces of deep fried crispy chicken strips served with choice of one of our Messy special sauces and molten cheese dip(optional).£5.99HalalSpicy Popcorn Chicken (20 pieces)
£5.50Halal
Kid's Meal
Kids Chicken Nuggets, Chips & A Juice
£7.00HalalKids' Cheeseburger, Chips and A Juice
Single handcrafted premium quality Smash beef Patty with American cheese, and ketchup. Comes with small portion of skin on french fries.£7.00HalalKids' Chicken Burger, Chips and a Juice
Brioche style bun, Crispy Chicken Fillet, American Cheese, Mayo, comes with a side of chips.£7.00Halal
Sides and Dips
Piri-Piri Fries
£4.50Skin-on-Fries
Vegan.£3.99Chilli Cheese Nuggets (5 pieces)
£4.99Cheesy Fries
Fries topped with signature messy molten cheese.£4.99Cajun Fries
£4.50Onion Rings (6 pcs)
£3.99Mac n Cheese Bites (4 pieces)
£4.99Spicy Popcorn Chicken (20 pieces)
£5.50HalalMolten Cheese Dip
£2.99Mozzarella Truffle Fries (New)
£4.99Sriracha Flavoured Fries
£4.50Sweet Potato Fries
£4.99Messy BBQ Sauce
£0.99Messy Classic Sauce
£0.99Garlic Mayo
£0.99Ketchup
£0.50Mayonnaise
£0.50Messy Hot Sauce
Very hot.£0.99Vegan Mayo
Vegan.£0.99Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.99Salt & Pepper Squid (6 Pieces)
£6.99
Messy Desserts
Chocolate Brownie with Icecream
£4.99White Chocolate and Raspberry Cheesecake
£4.50Biscoff Cheesecake
Rich and creamy vanilla cheesecake on a crunchy biscuit base, topped with a layer of Lotus Biscoff spread and biscuit crumbs.£4.50Messy Oreo Cheesecake
£4.50Messy Flat Croissant (Oreo) (NEW TREND)
£4.50Messy Flat Croissant (Raspberry Love) (NEW TREND)
£4.50Messy Flat Croissant (Biscoff) (NEW TREND)
£4.50Messy Flat Croissant (Pistachio Passion) (New Trend)
£4.50Vegetarian
Messy Vegan Menu
Vegan Mess Burger🌿
Vegan Bun, Moving Mountain Vegan Patty, Vegan Sliced Cheese, Lettuce, Red onion, Tomato, Choice of Topping and Choice of Sauce.£11.00VeganVegan Cheesy Fries
£5.99Messy Plant Protein Power (Vegan)
Moving Mountain Plant Based Patty on a bed of Salad made with Shredded Lettuce, Tomatoes, Red onion, Olive Oil, Vegan Mayo and Vegan Cheese. Protein: 15g518 kcal
£8.99
Soft Drinks
Awar Qalb (Kuwait's Favourite Drink)
Refreshing cold Kuwait's favourite drink now here at Messy Chef. Ingredients: Mango, Strawberry, Vanilla Ice cream, Sugar, Milk, Ice.£5.99Peach Iced Tea
Homemade Peach flavoured Tea with Ice and Peach slices.£2.50Messy Fizz Unicorn (330ml)
Lychee, Strawberry and Homemade Lemonade.£2.50Coca-Cola
£2.00Coke Zero
£2.00Messy Fizz Mojito (330ml)
Fresh Lime, Mint Syrup, and Homemade Lemonade£2.50Messy Fizz Blue Lagoon (330ml)
Blueberry Syrup, Lime, Lemonade and Ice£2.50Fanta
£2.00Sprite
£2.00Still Water
£1.50
