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- Celebrate Valentine's Day with a free starter OR dessert when you spend £25 or more. Subject to availability. Delivery and service fees apply. T&Cs apply.
- Adults need around 2000 kcal a day
About Pattissere Valerie - Portsmouth
Please note, these cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!
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Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese Multi-Seed Bagel
655 kcal
£12.95Mixed Fruit Tart
249 kcal
£7.25Patisserie Treat Box 2
£13.45Patisserie Treat Box 4
£20.95Happy Birthday Rose Gold Topper
£7.50NEW Vanilla Berry Forest Mini Cake
494 kcal
£8.95Patisserie Treat Box 6
£26.95
⭐ BUNDLES⭐
Patisserie Treat Box 4
Choose 4 treats, including slices, eclairs or fresh tarts. 4 treats for the price of 3.£20.95Patisserie Treat Box 2
Choose 2 treats, including slices, eclairs or fresh tarts.£13.45Patisserie Treat Box 6
Choose 6 treats, including slices, eclairs or fresh tarts. 6 treats for the price of 4! TWO FREE£26.95Pastry & Hot Drink
Choice of your favourite coffee and pastry for £6.50!£6.50Macaron Gift Box for 6
Macaron Gift Box, bite-size treats with a slight crunch and an overall chewy texture as one bites through, the texture is what truly makes a macaron marvellous! Our Macarons are all gluten free too! This box of 6 features 1 of each; Raspberry, Chocolate, Pistachio, Salted Caramel, Vanilla & Lemon.£15.95Macaron Gift Box for 12
Macaron Gift Box, bite-size treats with a slight crunch and an overall chewy texture as one bites through, the texture is what truly makes a macaron marvellous! Our Macarons are all gluten free too! This box of 12 features 2 of each; Raspberry, Chocolate, Pistachio, Salted Caramel, Vanilla & Lemon.£24.95Mini pastries - 12 box of delicious delights
A box of delicious delights of mini pastries for the office or sharing with friends and family. An assortment of bite-sized classic Danish pastries: maple pecan plaits, raspberry crowns, cinnamon swirls, and apple coronets.£22.95VegetarianMince Pies
Patisserie Valerie handmade mince pies! Baked to a traditional recipe, each pie features crumbly all-butter pastry filled with rich mincemeat—a blend of dried fruits and festive spices—finished with a snowy dusting.328 kcal
£0.00Vegetarian
🍵AFTERNOON TEA🍵
Madame Valerie's Afternoon Tea for Two.
A selection of indulgent patisserie bites, handmade scones freshly baked in our bakery with jam and clotted cream and dainty finger sandwiches. Cutlery not included.600 kcal
£44.95Classic Cream Tea for TWO
A plain & a fruit handmade scone with butter, clotted cream, preserves and your choice of our teas or our new house coffee Plain scone 354 Kcal, fruit scone 386 Kca£22.95Festive Madame Valerie's Afternoon Tea for Two
A selection of festive indulgent patisserie bites, handmade mince pies from our bakery and dainty finger festive sandwiches. Served with your choice of tea or coffee. Cutlery not included.£44.95
🎂WHOLE CAKES🎂
From birthdays to anniversaries, we have a fantastic variety of celebration cakes. Whether you are looking for a beautiful centerpiece or classic cake, choose and order your celebration cake to pick up from your local Patisserie Valerie store.
Happy Birthday Plaque
The perfect finishing touch to our lovingly handmade cakes.£6.25Cookies & Cream Ice Cream Cone Drip Cake
Four layers of golden plain and chocolate sponges filled with a cookie crumb cream and chocolate chips. Coated with a plain swiss buttercream and topped with a chocolate cream and dark chocolate ganache "ice-cream" design. Decorated with cookie crumbs, swiss buttercream piping, mini Oreo cookies, white & dark chocolate curls and a waffle cone.£62.95Ultimate Chocolate Layer Cake (8inch)
Three layers of chocolate sponge filled, coated with rich chocolate cream. Decorated with chocolate cream rosettes, white & dark chocolate curls, chocolate vermicelli, white and milk chocolate sticks. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£52.95Classic Strawberry Gateau (8inch)
Our Classic handmade Strawberry Gateau created by Madame Valerie original recipe! Layers of vanilla sponge with fresh cream and fresh strawberry compote. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£55.95Angelica Gateau (6inch)
Chocolate sponge layers sandwich generous layers of rich chocolate cream, fresh whipped cream and strawberry compote. Topped with cream, fresh berries and a dusting of confectioner's sugar. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£48.95Lotus Biscoff Cake
Three layers of own plant-based vanilla sponge, with layers of Lotus Biscoff crunch, and crunchy cream. Decorated with Lotus Biscoff cream, & crumb, topped off with a Lotus Biscoff Biscuit. Suitable for vegans and vegetarians!£44.95VeganBlack Forest Gateau (6inch)
Black Forest Gateau is part of our handmade cake range since 1926. Handmade with rich chocolate sponge, fresh cream and fresh dark cherry compote. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£44.95Classic Strawberry Gateau (6 inch)
Our Classic handmade Strawberry Gateau created by Madame Valerie original recipe! Layers of vanilla sponge with fresh cream and fresh strawberry compote. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£48.95Raspberry Ripple
Introducing our newest and fruitiest cake creation, the Ultimate Raspberry Ripple Cake. Delicious, zingy and perfect for a birthday celebration - if you’re a raspberry ripple fan this is the perfect birthday cake! Three layers of our finest fluffy sponge cake, filled with fresh raspberry cream and raspberry jam. Finished to perfection with white and pink buttercream, our signature white chocolate plaques and mother of pearl sprinkles.£52.95NEW Gingergread Cake 6 inch
Patisserie Valerie has designed a deliciously light gingerbread sponge and filled three layers with a silky-smooth St. Honore ginger cream. It is lightly coated with whipped fresh cream, topped with festive chocolate mini gingerbread men and candy canes.365 kcal
£49.95
🍰HANDMADE PATISSERIE🍰
A selection of our famous individual gateaux and patisserie. Please note, these cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!
Mixed Fruit Tart
A buttery short pastry case, filled with a light fresh cream St Honore custard filling and crowned with fresh mixed fruit249 kcal
£7.25VegetarianNEW Vanilla Berry Forest Mini Cake
Vanilla sponge filled with luscious rings of fresh cream and strawberry compote filling. The cake is coated in silky Swiss meringue buttercream topped with seasonal fresh fruit.494 kcal
£8.95VegetarianNEW Christmas Fantasy Mini cake
Featuring layers of luxury chocolate sponge, filled, and coated with rich chocolate cream, topped with sweet sugar snowflakes and silver pearls.500 kcal
£8.95VegetarianNEW Raspberry & Pistachio Deluxe Macaron
Pistachio green macarons filled with luxurious velvety pistachio cream, surrounded by a ring of fresh raspberries.368 kcal
£8.25VegetarianNEW Raspberry Chocolate Hazelnut Deluxe Macaron
Premium pink macarons filled with a divine smooth hazelnut and chocolate cream, embellished with a ring of fresh raspberries.368 kcal
£8.25VegetarianBaked Vanilla Cheesecake
A light vanilla cream cheese baked on a crumbly biscuit base.665 kcal
£6.25VegetarianBlack Forest Gateau
Light and fluffy freshly whipped cream layered with juicy dark cherries between sheets of rich chocolate sponge. Decorated with luxuriously plump Amarna cherries and handmade chocolate fans. MAY CONTAIN CHERRY PIPS441 kcal
£6.25VegetarianDouble Chocolate Gateau
Chocolate sponge layers with dark luxury chocolate cream, finished with a chocolate ganache and a white and dark choc swirl.530 kcal
£6.95VegetarianCaramel, Honeycomb & Chocolate
Light layers of chocolate sponge filled with rich salted caramel cream and crunchy honeycomb pieces.380 kcal
£6.95VegetarianMille-Feuille
Three sheets of hand folded full butter puff pastry sandwich a rich fresh dairy custard St. Honoré cream, decorated in the traditional French way with a soft fondant topping and a hand poured chocolate web design garnish.576 kcal
£6.95VegetarianCarrot Cake
Layers of lightly spiced carrot cake and cream cheese frosting, decorated with cream cheese frosting, walnut nibs, a dusting of cinnamon and mini chocolate carrot.557 kcal
£6.95VegetarianNEW Terry's Orange Chocolate
Plain sponge layered with orange flavoured cream, finished with splashes of orange chocolate and cream rosettes with a Terrys chocolate orange segment336 kcal
£6.95VegetarianStrawberry Gateau
Layers of patisserie valerie’s classic light vanilla sponge filled with fresh cream and a strawberry compote. Topped with mirror glazed strawberries and finished with a toasted nibbed almond edge.362 kcal
£6.95VegetarianStrawberry Tart
All butter tart case filled with St Honore cream, topped with fresh strawberries and finished with a dusting of sugar252 kcal
£7.25VegetarianRaspberry Tart
All butter tart case filled with St Honore cream, topped with fresh raspberries and finished with a dusting of sugar237 kcal
£7.25VegetarianEclair
Our handmade Eclairs are filled with flavours to suit everyone! They are perfect for sharing with family and friends. Enjoy them in the comfort of your back garden or on a summer's day picnic when the sun is shining bright and beautiful.351 kcal
£5.95VegetarianCoffee Eclair
Our handmade Eclairs are filled with flavours to suit everyone! They are perfect for sharing with family and friends. Enjoy them in the comfort of your back garden or on a summer's day picnic when the sun is shining bright and beautiful.342 kcal
£5.95VegetarianFresh Cream Eclair
Our handmade Eclairs are filled with flavours to suit everyone! They are perfect for sharing with family and friends. Enjoy them in the comfort of your back garden or on a summer's day picnic when the sun is shining bright and beautiful.371 kcal
£5.95VegetarianNEW Red Velvet
Layers of red velvet sponge and cream cheese frosting, decorated with hand piped cream cheese frosting swirls and sprinkle of red velvet crumb.675 kcal
£6.95Vegetarian
☕COFFEE & HOT DRINKS☕
Flat White
Flat White - small, milky drink with a very bold flavour of espresso Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery102 kcal
£3.95Americano
Americano - regular black coffee, milk is optional Served as a 8oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery0 kcal
£3.75Mocha
Mocha - a very rich mix of hot chocolate and espresso Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery196 kcal
£4.35Pumpkin Spiced latte
Iconic pumpkin spice latte is handcrafted with signature espresso, combined with a pumpkin spice flavour syrup and steamed milk. Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery181 kcal
£4.95Fruit Mince Pie Latte
NEW fruit mince pie flavour syrup handcrafted with signature espresso, provides this amazing festive drink. Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery281 kcal
£4.95Gingerbread Latte
Festive gingerbread latte is handcrafted with signature espresso, combined with a gingerbread flavour syrup and steamed milk. Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery279 kcal
£4.95Flamed Orange Hot Chocolate
SHOTT flamed Orange is a sweet citrusy orange flavour and combined with a hot chocolate. Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery223 kcal
£4.95Peppermint Hot Chocolate
SHOTT Wild peppermint flavour and combined with a hot chocolate. Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery259 kcal
£4.95White Chocolate Mocha
Handcrafted espresso with white chocolate combined with steamed milk. Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery240 kcal
£4.95Lemon. Ginger & Honey Infusion
8 kcal
£4.50Double Espresso
Double Espresso - double and intense shot of coffee Served as a 4oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery0 kcal
£3.15Cappuccino
Cappuccino - milky coffee topped with smooth foam Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery140 kcal
£4.05Latte
Latte - a classic, smooth and milky drink Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery153 kcal
£4.05Hot Chocolate
Hot Chocolate - rich, sweet & smooth Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery209 kcal
£4.15Tea's
SUKI -Tea Makers ethically source and blend loose leaf teas, herbal infusions and fruit blends from all over the world. Their commitment to quality is reflected in responsible sourcing, great taste and delivering the very best customer experiences.0 kcal
£0.00
🥐FROM THE BAKERY🥐
Pain au Raisin
£3.95VegetarianPain au Chocolat
£3.95VegetarianWarm Scone
Handmade plain 354 Kcal or fruit scone 371 Kcal, freshly baked in our bakery£3.95VegetarianMini pastries - 12 box of delicious delights
A box of delicious delights of mini pastries for the office or sharing with friends and family. An assortment of bite-sized classic Danish pastries: maple pecan plaits, raspberry crowns, cinnamon swirls, and apple coronets.£22.95VegetarianOrange & Hazelnut Crown
An orange-flavoured crown with a subtle caramelised taste thanks to brown sugar and crunchy hazelnut topping, and yes it is also vegan.311 kcal
£3.95VeganCroissant
354 kcal
£3.45VegetarianAlmond Croissant
£3.95VegetarianTea Cakes
Served toasted with Isigny Sainte-Mère® butter£3.95VegetarianMince Pies
Patisserie Valerie handmade mince pies! Baked to a traditional recipe, each pie features crumbly all-butter pastry filled with rich mincemeat—a blend of dried fruits and festive spices—finished with a snowy dusting.328 kcal
£0.00Vegetarian
🍳BREAKFAST🍳
Valarie's Buttermilk Pancakes
Five warm, fluffy buttermilk pancakes, served with a choice of four different toppings.£16.95NEW Cheese & Spring Onion Hot-Filled Toasted Croissant
With mozzarella, cheddar & spring onion in a toasted butter croissant452 kcal
£9.45VegetarianNEW Bacon, Cheese & Spring Onion Hot-Filled Toasted Croissant
Sweetcure bacon with mozzarella, cheddar & spring onion in a toasted butter croissant452 kcal
£10.45
🥪 LUNCH 🥪
Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese Multi-Seed Bagel
With peppery rocket, served on a multi seed bagel655 kcal
£12.95Turkey, Brie, Cranberry Hot-filled Croissant
Turkey, Brie, rocket & cranberry sauce in a toasted butter croissant.669 kcal
£11.95Brie, Stuffing, Cranberry Hot-filled Croissant
Sage & Onion stuffing, Brie, rocket & cranberry sauce in a toasted butter croissant.669 kcal
£10.95VegetarianChristmas Lunch Baguette
Sliced turkey, brie, stuffing, rocket and cranberry sauce serve don a sourdough baguette.905 kcal
£15.95Turkey, Cranberry Croque
Turkey & cranberry sauce with extra mature cheddar and béchamel on a white bloomer893 kcal
£14.95BLT Sourdough Sandwich
Sweetcure bacon, lettuce, tomato & mayonnaise on a sliced toasted sourdough617 kcal
£13.95Valerie Club
Roast chicken, crispy smoked bacon, Emmental, cherry tomatoes and aioli on sliced sourdough.1066 kcal
£15.95Ham & Cheddar Baguette
With wholegrain mustard & rocket, served on a toasted sourdough baguette£12.95Tuna & Lemon Mayonnaise Baguette
With Cucumber & baby spinach on malted wheat Baguette.592 kcal
£12.95Croque Monsieur
A continental classic filled with Wiltshire ham, extra mature Cheddar & creamy bechamel on a white bloomer709 kcal
£12.95Cucumber & Cream Cheese Multi-Seed Bagel
With peppery rocket, served on a multi-seed bagel.637 kcal
£8.95VegetarianFish Finger Brioche
Fish fingers with lettuce & mayonnaise served on Brioche bun£13.95
🥃DRINKS🥃
Still Bottled Water
Glass Bottle0 kcal
£3.30Pepsi
140 kcal
£3.30Pepsi Max
0 kcal
£3.30Diet Pepsi
£3.307UP ZERO
0 kcal
£3.30Sparkling Bottled Water
Glass Bottle0 kcal
£3.30Cawston Press - Cloudy Apple
96 kcal
£3.15Cawston Press - Elderflower Lemonade
74 kcal
£3.15Apple Juice
130 kcal
£3.00Orange Juice
133 kcal
£3.00
🥤COLD & ICED DRINKS🥤
Strawberry & Banana Smoothie
Bespoke to Patisserie Valerie, our smoothies contain nothing but premium frozen fruit and fruit juice163 kcal
£4.95Super Berry Smoothie
Bespoke to Patisserie Valerie, our smoothies contain nothing but premium frozen fruit and fruit juice179 kcal
£4.95Mango Cooler
Bespoke to Patisserie Valerie, our smoothies contain nothing but premium frozen fruit and fruit juice£4.95Coffee Shake
410 kcal
£4.95Chocolate Shake
523 kcal
£4.95Strawberry Shake
578 kcal
£4.95Iced Latte
95 kcal
£3.95Iced Americano
0 kcal
£3.95
🎁 GIFTING 🎁
Happy Birthday Rose Gold Topper
£7.50Macaron Gift Box for 6
Macaron Gift Box, bite-size treats with a slight crunch and an overall chewy texture as one bites through, the texture is what truly makes a macaron marvellous! Our Macarons are all gluten free too! This box of 6 features 1 of each; Raspberry, Chocolate, Pistachio, Salted Caramel, Vanilla & Lemon.£15.95Macaron Gift Box for 12
Macaron Gift Box, bite-size treats with a slight crunch and an overall chewy texture as one bites through, the texture is what truly makes a macaron marvellous! Our Macarons are all gluten free too! This box of 12 features 2 of each; Raspberry, Chocolate, Pistachio, Salted Caramel, Vanilla & Lemon.£24.95Blue Skinny Candles (x12)
£5.50Gold Skinny Candles (x12)
£5.50Silver Skinny Candles (x12)
£5.50Pink Skinny Candles (x12)
£5.50Rose Gold Skinny Candles (x12)
£5.50Happy Birthday Gold Cake Topper
£7.50Happy Birthday Silver Cake Topper
£7.50