The Grumpy Baker - Home of Artisan Desserts delivery from Cheetham Hill / Broughton Park

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The Oh My
£11.59
The Kinder 2.0
£11.59
The Mums Favourite
£11.59
The James Brown
£11.59
The Kunafah Molten
£11.59
The Full House
£12.00
The Ace of Spades
£12.00
The OG Kinder
£11.59
The Rocky Balboa
£11.59
The Billie Jean
£11.59

Cheesecakes

The Oh My
Highly rated
· Luxury Belgian milk chocolate sauce, rich cocoa powder & Belgian milk chocolate shavings. Please note: our Belgian milk chocolate is served warm and can harden on top of the cheesecake, if you are eating it at a later time we recommend you request to have the sauce in a separate tub.
£11.59
The James Brown
Belgian milk chocolate sauce & lotus sauce.
£11.59
The Mums Favourite
Rich pistachio sauce topped with crushed roasted and salted pistachios.
£11.59
The Kinder 2.0
Highly rated
· Our in-house kinder sauce, luxury Belgian milk chocolate sauce & crushed flake.
£11.59
The Golden Boy
White chocolate sauce with salted caramel and caramel swirls.
£11.59
The Billie Jean
Belgian milk chocolate & white chocolate sauce.
£11.59
The Rocky Balboa
Cookies & cream sauce with crushed chocolate biscuit.
£11.59
The OG Kinder
Our in-house kinder sauce and white chocolate sauce.
£11.59
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The Grumpy Sprinkler
White chocolate sauce topped with sprinkles.
£11.59
Plain Jane Vanilla
Plain but packs a powerful punch!
£11.59
The Where's Waldo?
White chocolate sauce and raspberry sauce.
£11.59
The Frank White
Pistachio sauce & white chocolate.
£11.59
The Flash
Kinder sauce & raspberry sauce.
£11.59
The Makavelli
Rich pistachio sauce with a drizzle of luxury Belgian milk chocolate sauce.
£11.59
The Bronze Bomber
Lotus sauce, lotus crushing & white chocolate sauce.
£11.59
The Bully B (By UFC World Champion)
Topped with pistachio kunafa and milk chocolate. Proceeds of this menu item will go to charity.
£11.59
The Red Lantern
Rich pistachio sauce with a drizzle of raspberry sauce.
£11.59
The Real Slim Shady
White chocolate sauce and crushed M&M's. Popular
£11.59
The Terry Crews
Terry's orange sauce & crushed orange chocolate.
£11.59
The Heisenberg
White chocolate sauce, bubblegum sauce and bubblegum pearls.
£11.59
The Pink Panther
White chocolate sauce and raspberry sauce with chopped Jammy Dodgers.
£11.59

Grumpy's Summer Cheesecakes

The Ace of Spades
Freshly made Lemon Curd topped with crushed Swiss Meringue.
£12.00
Popular
The Full House
Freshly made Mango coulis, topped with white chocolate shavings.
£12.00
Popular
The Queen of Hearts
Freshly made strawberry coulis topped with buttered digestives.
£12.00
The King of Clubs
Freshly made mixed Berry coulis drizzled with white chocolate sauce.
£12.00

Artisan Desserts

Chocolate Kinder Molten Cake
Gooey chocolate lava cake, topped with rich Belgian chocolate sauce, our in-house kinder sauce & kinder shavings!
£10.20
The Kunafah Molten
Gooey chocolate lava cake, topped with rich Belgian chocolate sauce, kunafah, pistachio sauce & pistachio crumbs!
£11.59
The Chocolate Molten Cake
A rich yet well balanced treat, perfectly baked cake with a decadent molten centre. We recommend having it with fresh double cream!
£9.59
Lotus Molten Cake
Lotus sauce, white chocolate sauce and crushed biscoff.
£10.20
The Manc Molten
Milk chocolate, white chocolate, milk chocolate shavings and white shavings.
£10.20
Grumpy Chocolate Fudge Cake
Chocolate fudge cake slice, topped with rich Belgian chocolate.
£8.85

Artisan Milk Cake (Les Treches)

Kinder Milk Cake
Drizzled with our signature kinder sauce. Every dessert is lovingly made from scratch using the finest ingredients, guaranteeing quality and flavour in every bite.
£8.85
Pistachio Milk Cake
Drizzled with our signature pistachio sauce and topped with chopped, roasted and salted pistachios. Every dessert is lovingly made from scratch using the finest ingredients, guaranteeing quality and flavour in every bite.
£8.85
Simply Vanilla Milk Cake
Every dessert is lovingly made from scratch using the finest ingredients, guaranteeing quality and flavour in every bite.
£8.85
Lotus Milk Cake
Original lotus biscoff sauce and crushing. Every dessert is lovingly made from scratch using the finest ingredients, guaranteeing quality and flavour in every bite.
£8.85
Cookies & Cream Milk Cake
Cookies and cream sauce with crushed chocolate biscuit. Every dessert is lovingly made from scratch using the finest ingredients, guaranteeing quality and flavour in every bite.
£8.85
Caramel Milk Cake
White chocolate sauce with salted caramel sauce. Every dessert is lovingly made from scratch using the finest ingredients, guaranteeing quality and flavour in every bite.
£8.85

Waffles

The Mancunion Waffle
Light and crispy waffle with a delicious twist.
£10.89
The Raspberry Ripple Waffle
Light and fluffy waffle infused with sweet raspberry ripple.
£10.89
The Kinder Kraze
Rich, fluffy waffles for kids.
£10.89

Soft Drinks

Irn Bru
Bright orange Scottish soda with a unique flavour.
£3.00
J20 Orange and Passion
Orange and passion fruit flavoured soft drink.
£3.00
J20 Apple and Razz
Apple and raspberry flavoured soft drink.
£3.00
Water
Pure and refreshing hydration.
£3.00
Chai Bibi Ice Blue Lemonade
£3.00
Chai Bibi Green Apple
£3.00
Chai Bibi Strawberry Blast
£3.00

Sides/Toppings

Belgian Milkchoc Sauce
Rich and creamy milk chocolate sauce.
£2.09
Vanilla Ice Cream
Creamy and smooth dessert treat.
£3.00
Custard
Rich and creamy dessert topping.
£2.75
Fresh Double Cream
Rich and creamy topping for your dessert.
£2.09
TGB Kinder Sauce
£2.09
TGB Pistachio Sauce
Rich and creamy sauce with a nutty pistachio flavour.
£2.09
TGB Cookies and Cream Sauce
Rich cookies and cream flavoured sauce.
£2.09
Luxury Whitechoc Sauce
Rich and creamy white chocolate sauce.
£2.09
Lotus Biscoff Sauce
£2.09
Raspberry Sauce
Tangy and fruity sauce made with raspberries.
£1.00
Bubblegum Sauce
Sweet and fruity sauce with a bubblegum twist.
£1.00
Salted Caramel Sauce
Rich, smooth caramel sauce with a hint of salt.
£1.00
Strawberries
Juicy and sweet fruit perfect for adding a burst of flavour. Popular
£1.00
Kinder Bar
Popular
£0.75
Jammy Dodgers
Biscuits sandwiched with a sweet jam filling. Popular
£0.75
Mint Choc
Cooling peppermint and rich chocolate fusion.
£0.75
Whipped Cream
Light and airy topping to enhance your dessert.
£1.25
Chocolate Cookies
Rich, indulgent treats with a deep chocolate flavour.
£0.75
Sprinkles
Colourful toppings to add a fun touch to your dessert. Popular
£0.75
Caramel Swirls
Rich, buttery caramel swirls to elevate your dessert experience.
£0.75
Crushed Lotus Biscoff
Crunchy, caramelized biscuit crumbs with a distinctive flavour.
£0.75
Milkchoc Shavings
Rich, creamy milk chocolate shavings.
£1.50
Whitechoc Shavings
Rich white chocolate shavings to enhance your dessert.
£1.50