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Allergen Notice

Allergen Notice
⚠️ All desserts made in a kitchen with all major allergens. We don’t offer allergen-free options. Please contact us before ordering if you have further questions.
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Loaded Cookie Dough

NEW Ultimate Dubai Pistachio Kunafa & Strawberry Cookie Dough
LIMITED EDITION- The viral pistachio cruncy dessert filling is placed on our hot yummy choc chip cookie dough, drizzled with chocolate, topped with pistachio & paired with a scoop of pistachio ice-cream to finish PLUS fresh juicy strawberries for a balance of freshness! Delicious!
£12.95
NEW Dubai Pistachio Kunafa Cookie Dough
LIMITED EDITION- The viral pistachio cruncy dessert filling is placed on our hot yummy choc chip cookie dough, drizzled with chocolate, topped with pistachio & paired with a scoop of pistachio ice-cream to finish.
£11.45
The Classic
Decadent milk chocolate chip cookie dough with lashings of milk chocolate and creamy vanilla ice cream.
£9.50
Nutella Dream
Rich, chocolatey milk choc chip cookie dough loaded with Nutella and served with a scoop of Vanilla ice-cream.
£9.50
White Cloud
Rich, creamy white choc chip cookie dough loaded with white choc sauce + white choc shavings. Served with vanilla ice-cream.
£9.50
Bueno Bae
Rich, indulgent milk choc chip cookie dough loaded with hazelnut sauce. Topped with bueno pieces & served with bueno ice-cream
£10.50
Strawberry & Nutella
Fresh strawberry loaded choc chip cookie dough. Topped with nutella & served with vanilla ice-cream.
£10.50
Cookies & Cream
Our famous choc chip cookie dough loaded with white chocolate and crushed cookie crumb. Served with cookies & cream ice-cream
£10.50
PB & Banana
Rich peanut butter and banana loaded choc chip cookie dough. Served with vanilla ice-cream.
£10.50
Caramelized Biscuit Crunch
Rich, buttery cookie dough topped with caramelized biscuit spread and biscuit crumb. Served with the ultimate Biscoff ice-cream.
£11.00
VEGAN Choc Chip Cookie Dough
Yep- we now do VEGAN choc chip cookie dough, with a drizzle of vegan chocolate sauce & comes served with a scoop of vegan vanilla ice-cream! Enjoy!
£10.95

New York Giant Cookies

Giant Pistachio Cookie
Giant NYC Style Cookie with pistachio creme and a sprinkle of pistachio- YUM! In a dome shape- warm up for 20 seconds for gooey heaven
£6.45
Giant Nutella Cookie
Giant NYC Style Cookie with yummy nutella- YUM! In a dome shape- warm up for 20 seconds for gooey heaven
£6.45
Giant Kinder Bueno Cookie
Giant NYC Style Cookie with yummy kinder bueno- YUM! In a dome shape- warm up for 20 seconds for gooey heaven- this is our bestseller!
£6.45

CAKES & TREATS

NEW Dubai Matilda Pistachio Kunafa Cake
🍓✨ Matilda Cake: Dubai Kunafa EditionOur iconic fudgy chocolate cake — still rich, moist, and smothered in glossy sauce — now crowned with golden pistachio kunafa crunch and fresh strawberry slices. The crispy-chewy contrast hits different, with bursts of berry freshness cutting through the chocolatey madness.
£13.95
NEW Matilda Chocolate Cake
🍫 Matilda CakeA deep, dark, unapologetically fudgy slice of pure chocolate chaos — drenched in glossy chocolate sauce and sprinkled with flakes for that final flourish. Moist, rich, and wildly indulgent… just like Bruce Bogtrotter would’ve wanted. This isn’t just chocolate cake — it’s main character energy in a tub.
£11.95
Kinder Bueno Milk Cake
Delicious soft & moist sponge, soaked in hazelnut bueno milk, topped with bueno and choc sauce & bueno wafers- seriously tasty.
£9.95
Pistachio Milk Cake
Delicious soft & moist sponge, soaked in pistachio milk, topped with a sprinkle of pistachio crumb and drizzled with pistachio creme.
£9.95
Molten Chocolate Lava Cake
🌋 Molten Lava CakeA soft, warm chocolate cake with a gooey molten centre that erupts the moment your spoon breaks through. Rich, intense, and borderline sinful — served with a scoop of creamy vanilla ice cream to cool down the drama. Best enjoyed warm. Best not shared.
£9.95
Sprinkle Cake🌈
Soft vanilla sponge, sweet white icing, and a joyful chaos of rainbow sprinkles on top. Light, fluffy, and full of throwback vibes — it’s the school dinner classic, glow’d up just enough. Pure comfort in every bite.
£6.45
Honeycomb Ice-cream Bar
🍯 Honeycomb BarA light and creamy honeycomb ice cream layered over crisp biscuit base, coated in milk chocolate and topped with crunchy bits and a drizzle of chocolate sauce. Sweet, crunchy, cold, and absolutely elite.
£5.50
Brownie Slice
Rich, fudgy square-cut brownie.
£3.50
Ice-cream Scoop
A scoop of creamy, sweet indulgence.
£3.00

THE COOKIE CLUB

M&Ms Icecream Cookie Sandwich
A yummy ice-cream cookie sandwich dipped in choc sauce & m&ms for a delicious treat.
£5.95
Oreo Cookie Sandwich
A yummy ice-cream cookie sandwich dipped in white choc sauce & crushed oreos for a delicious treat.
£5.95
Pink Sprinkle Icecream Cookie Sandwich
A yummy ice-cream cookie sandwich dipped in pink white choc sauce & sprinkles for a delicious treat.
£5.95
DIY Pink Sprinkle Cookie Dough
Baked choc chip cookie dough, with pink chocolate and sprinkles ready for you (or your little ones) to decorate yourself! Super fun and very yummy x
£9.95
DIY Nutella & Oreo Cookie Dough
Baked choc chip cookie dough, with nutella & crushed oreos ready for you (or your little ones) to decorate yourself! Super fun and very yummy x
£9.95
Ice-Cream Cookie Sandwich
A yummy ice-cream cookie sandwich- refreshing & yum.
£4.95

Milk Floats

Nutella Milk Float
NEW: Rich and creamy Nutella milkshake topped with a scoop of chocolate hazelnut ice-cream, whippy cream and a drizzle of sauce
£9.50
Pistachio Milk Float
Dubai Style! Creamy pistachio milkshake topped with a scoop of pistachio ice-cream for a satisfying treat. Whippy cream and pistachio drizzle to finish.
£9.50
Bueno Milk Float
NEW: Creamy bueno milkshake topped with Hazelnut Ice-cream, whippy cream and choc sauce
£9.50
Oreo Milk Float
NEW: Creamy Oreo ice cream floating above yummy blended cookies and cream milkshake, topped with whippy cream and a drizzle of choc
£9.50
Caramel Biscuit Milk Float
NEW: Biscoff flavoured creamy milkshake topped with a scoop of biscoff ice-cream. Yum! Whippy cream and white choc sauce to finish
£9.50

Fresh Milkshakes

Nutella Shake
Rich and creamy chocolate-hazelnut shake blended to perfection.
£7.95
Caramelized Biscuit Shake
Caramelized Biscuit flavour blended with creamy milk for a thick shake
£7.95
Pistachio Shake
NEW: Creamy pistachio flavoured milkshake. Delicious.
£7.95
Bubblegum Shake
Bubblegum bliss blended into a thick creamy shake.
£7.95
Banana Shake
Creamy blend of banana, milk & ice-cream into a delicious signature shake.
£7.95
Oreo Shake
Creamy blend of Oreo cookies and fresh milk with ice-cream for a thick tasty shake.
£7.95
Kinder Shake
Creamy milkshake made with Kinder Bueno! Yum!
£7.95
Original Choc Shake
Thick, rich and creamy triple chocolate milkshake.
£7.95
Strawberry Milkshake
£7.95
Kids Mini Bubblegum Shake
Bright blue, sweet-as-you-remember bubblegum flavour in a smooth, creamy mini shake. A hit of pure nostalgia in every sip.
£3.95
Kids Mini Chocolate Shake
Rich, chocolatey, and totally classic. This mini shake brings big milkshake energy in a small, snackable bottle.
£3.95
Kids Mini Strawberry Shake
🍓 Mini Strawberry ShakeCreamy, dreamy, and perfectly pink — this mini strawberry shake is sweet, fruity, and always a crowd fave.
£3.95

Drinks

Coca Cola
Can x 330ml
£2.25
Coke Zero
Can x 330ml
£2.25
Fanta Orange
Can x 330ml
£2.25
Still Water
Still bottle of water.
£1.95
Sparkling Elderflower- Fentimans
Refreshing elderflower drink with a delicate sparkle, perfect for a light and floral refreshment.
£2.75
Ginger Beer- Fentimans
A refreshing ginger beer with a zesty kick, perfect for a crisp, invigorating drink experience.
£2.75
Rose Lemonade
Natural botanical drink made with pure rose extract
£2.75
Raspberry Lemonade - Fentimans
Zesty raspberry lemonade, a refreshing blend of tart and sweet flavors for a delightful thirst-quencher.
£2.75