Absurd Bird - Kingston Road KT3 delivery from New Malden

Vietnamese Specials

Bánh Mì Chicken Burger
Our take on the traditional Vietnamese sandwich. With fried chicken tenders, garlic, ginger & lemon sauce, spicy mayo, lettuce and a coriander & chilli carrot slaw.
£8.45
Viet Wings
Our famous wings coated in a garlic, ginger & lemon sauce. Topped with fresh coriander and chilli.
£5.45
Bánh Mì Chicken Burger Bundle
Bánh mì chicken burger, fries and a soft drink
£14.25

100% chicken breast in a brioche bun

Basic Chick Burger
2 crispy fried tenders with mayo and crunchy lettuce, served in our classic brioche
£6.45
Absurd BBQ Chicken Burger
Crispy breast fillet with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce, mayo, lettuce, tomato and coleslaw
£9.85
Madbird Buffalo Burger 🌶🌶
Crispy breast fillet with a Buffalo sauce, carrot slaw, blue cheese dressing, mayo, lettuce and tomato
£9.95
Spicy Korean BBQ Burger 🌶
Crispy breast fillet with a sweet & hot Korean BBQ sauce, kimchi lettuce, pickles, spicy mayo and a crispy onion ring
£10.95
Nashville Hot Burger 🌶🌶🌶
Crispy breast fillet with our Nashville hot sauce, lettuce, tomato, chipotle mayo, pickles and a crispy onion ring
£9.95
Big Rooster Burger
Our freakin' huge bird burger with onion rings! - double breast fillets with cheese, hickory smoked BBQ sauce, mayo, lettuce and tomato
£13.95

In our secret spice flour and fried 'til crispy

Crispy Fried Wings
Buttermilk soaked and fried for extra crunch. Add a dip for even more flavour
£5.95
Hickory Smoked BBQ Wings
Fried wings tossed in a smoked hickory BBQ sauce
£5.45
Buffalo and Blue Cheese Wings 🌶🌶
Fried wings tossed in our classic hot and tangy Buffalo sauce with blue cheese dressing
£5.45
Nashville Hot Wings 🌶🌶🌶
Fried wings tossed in our Nashville hot sauce
£5.45
Spicy Korean BBQ Wings 🌶
Fried wings tossed in our Korean BBQ sauce with red chillies, soy sauce, garlic and sesame seeds
£5.45
Chicken Tenders
Buttermilk soaked fried chicken breast tenders with your choice of dip
£6.45

Grab something extra

Fries (VE)🍟
A large portion of lightly salted golden fries
£3.45
Garlic Dry Rub Fries (VE)🧂 🍟
Our classic fries, tossed in a smokey garlic spice
£3.65
Sweet Potato Fries (VE)🍠🍟
A large portion of salted sweet potato fries.
£4.45
Onion Rings (VE)🧅 💍
6 to 8 crispy onion rings freshly fried
£4.45

Classic Churros (VE)
Traditional crunchy sweet fritters coated with sugar, served with chocolate sauce
£2.95