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Gourmet Beef Burgers
Mr Boring
Just our Burger and Bun... No frills, nada, zilch. You have to ask yourself why bother? really??? nothing... you don't want anything on it at all? Allergens: Gluten, Sesame Seeds£7.67Big Beefy Burger
Double stack of juicy beef patty along with fresh lettuce, bacon, American cheese, fresh tomatoes, onions, a our homemade chipotle sauce£10.94Desi Indian Beef Burger
It's a bit wrong to put our delicious Beef burger in an indian themed burger - but it was so nice we just had too 😉. Our 1/4 pounder burger, american cheese, fresh chillis, indian masala sauce and some mint yoghurt sauce to finish it off.£9.84Kiss Me Quick
Lonely night in? Our Gourmet burger topped with garlic mushrooms and onion rings lying on top of a bed of cheddar cheese and served with crispy lettuce, gherkins, tomatoes and our mayonnaise drizzled on top. Allergens: Eggs, Gluten, Milk, Mustard, Sesame Seeds£10.40The Juicy Fungi
Our gourmet burger steak with Fresh Sauted Mushrooms, a hint of garlic butter, melted cheddar and topped with garlic mushrooms coated in breadcrumbs and dressed with crispy lettuce, tomatoes and then drizzled with our unique garlic and herb sauce. Allergens: Eggs, Gluten, Milk, Mustard, Sesame Seeds£10.40The Hot Popper
Our nicely spicy burger! Our gourmet burger steak with oven baked jalapeno and cream cheese poppers and Onion Rings, a slice of mature cheddar cheese, a touch of salsa sauce and served with crispy lettuce, onions and tomatoes. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Sesame Seeds£10.40Hair Of The Dog
Our delicious Gourmet BBQ Sauce drizzled over our gorgeous 6oz gourmet burger. Smothered with real cheddar cheese and then topped with fried onions, crispy lettuce, tomatoes and a touch of mayo. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Mustard, Sesame Seeds£9.31Burger Van Burger
The classic burger without the grease! A gourmet burger with cheddar cheese, onions and ketchup. Simple.. No fuss but tastes so good! Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Sesame Seeds£9.31Morning Mouthful !
The morning after the night before or just a favourite? Our delicious Gourmet Burger topped with turkey bacon, mature cheddar cheese and crowned with a Fried Egg. Allergens: Eggs, Gluten, Milk, Sesame Seeds£10.40Swallow Me Quick
Don't leave this spicy hot burger on the tongue for too long! Our gourmet burger dusted with chilli flakes, touched with hot chillis and splashed with hotness before being served with cheese and our hot sauce. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Sesame Seeds£9.31The Guvnor !
The burger to end all burgers. The monstrosity! Not just one burger but 2 of our delicious gourmet burgers stacked with 2 layers of cheddar cheese covering each. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Mustard, Sesame Seeds£14.78Mouthy Cow
Stuff you mouth with this burger for all tastes. We have the goodness of our unique burger with some freshly cooked bacon, our mature cheddar cheese melting on top topped with onion rings Allergens: Eggs, Gluten, Milk, Mustard, Sesame Seeds£11.50BBQ Sizzler !
For those that like BBQ sauce! Our gourmet burger drowned in BBQ sauce and then accompanied to your mouth with cheddar cheese, turkey bacon, crispy lettuce, onions and tomatoes. Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Sesame Seeds£10.40
Gourmet Chicken Burgers
Burger Van Chicken Burger
The classic burger without the grease! Southern Fried Chicken Goujons with cheddar cheese, onions and ketchup. Simple.. No fuss but tastes so good!£6.56Desi Indian Chicken Burger
Our delicious southern fried chicken goujons, fresh chillis, crispy lettuce, our Indian masala sauce and some mint yoghurt sauce to finish it off.£8.20Nacho Mexican Chicken Burger
Our southern fried chicken goujons topped with tortilla chips, salsa sauce, chipotle sauce, jalapenos, juicy tomatoes, freshly cut lettuce, pickles and american burger cheese£10.94BBQ Chicken Sizzler Burger
For those that like BBQ sauce! Our Southern Fried Chicken Goujons drowned in BBQ sauce and then accompanied to your mouth with cheddar cheese, freshly cooked bacon, crispy lettuce, onions and tomatoes.£8.75Swallow Me Quick Chicken Burger
Don't leave this spicy hot burger on the tongue for too long! Our Southern Fried Chicken Goujons dusted with chilli flakes, touched with hot chillis.£8.20Stacked Chicken and Beef Burger
Double stack of juicy beef patty and fried chicken strips, American cheese, crispy lettuce, topped with pickles, fresh tomatoes, onions and a combination of our homemade chipotle sauce with classic tomato sauce£10.94Kiss Me Quick Chicken Burger
Lonely night in? Our Southern Fried Chicken Goujons topped with garlic mushrooms and onion rings lying on top of a bed of cheddar cheese and served with crispy lettuce, gherkins, tomatoes and our mayonnaise drizzled on top.£9.08The Juicy Fungi Chicken Burger
Not mush-room for anything else! Our Southern Fried Chicken Goujons with Fresh Sauted Mushrooms, a hint of garlic butter, melted real mature cheddar and topped with garlic mushrooms coated in breadcrumbs.£9.30Mouthy Hen Chicken Burger
Stuff your mouth with this burger for all tastes. We have the goodness of our unique burger with some freshly cooked bacon, our mature cheddar cheese melting on top topped with onion rings and sided with some sweet pineapple, gherkins and burger sauce£9.30The Guvnor Chicken Burger
The burger to end all burgers. The monstrosity! Not just a few, but loads of chicken goujons stacked with 2 layers of cheddar cheese covering each.£10.94
Classic Burgers
BBQ Bacon Cheese Burger
Indulge in our signature 1/4 pounder burger with cheese, a masterpiece of flavours and textures and adorned with fresh lettuce, bacon, cheese, onions and the drenched in BBQ sauce£6.841/4 Pounder
Indulge in our signature 1/4 pounder burger, a masterpiece of flavours and textures and adorned with fresh lettuce, onions and our burger sauce.£5.461/4 Pounder w Cheese
Indulge in our signature 1/4 pounder burger with cheese, a masterpiece of flavours and textures and adorned with fresh lettuce, onions and our burger sauce and cheese.£5.751/4 Pounder w Cheese and Bacon
Our signature 1/4 pounder burger with cheese and bacon. A masterpiece of flavours and textures and adorned with fresh lettuce, onions, bacon, cheese and our burger sauce..£6.56Classic Chicken Burger
Our Southern Fried Goujons, fresh lettuce and creamy mayonnaise.. A classic!£6.56
Loaded Chicken Wings
Create Your Own Wings
with 3 free toppings£9.84Desi Style Indian Chicken Wings
Our coated oven baked chicken wings cooked and then drenched drenched in our Indian masala sauce, crispy fried onions and finished with a touch of coriander Allergens: Celery, Gluten, Soya, Vegetarian£9.84
Fries and Loaded Fries
Create Your Own Loaded Fries
with 3 free toppings£6.56Curly Fries
£5.46Loaded Fries - Desi Indian Style
Spice up your life! Our delicious curly fries, drenched in our Indian masala sauce, melted cheese, crispy fried onions and with a touch of coriander - need we say more?£6.56
Sides
BBQ Chicken Wings
Marinated chicken wings with a tangy BBQ taste Allergens: Celery, Gluten, Soya£5.75Garlic Bread W Cheese
Our signature garlic bread topped with melted cheese - delicious!£3.82New Cheesy Nachos
Indulge in the ultimate comfort food with our nachos topped with our house pizza sauce and then smothered with our pizza cheese, finished with jalepenos£5.46Garlic Bread
4 pieces of freshly cut baguette topped with our delicious garlic butter made on the premises. Allergens: Gluten, Vegetarian£2.14Cheesy Garlic Pizza Wheel
A 9" Pizza with our special garlic and parsley spread and topped with our special cheese blend£5.46Onion Rings
10 onion rings cooked to perfection Allergens: Gluten, Vegetarian£4.37Potato Wedges
Oven baked potato wedges Allergens: Containing, Vegan, Vegetarian£5.46Mozzarella Sticks
Oven baked sticks of melted cheese wrapped in a breadcrumb coat Allergens: Containing, Eggs, Milk, Vegetarian£5.46Jalapenos Cheese Poppers
Oven baked Jalopeno and cream cheese centres coated with breadcrumbs£5.75Garlic Mushrooms
Delicious oven baked breadcrumb coated mushrooms Allergens: Eggs, Gluten, Milk, Vegetarian£4.37Cheesy Nachos
Nachos covered with our famous cheese blend, topped with jalopenos Allergens: Gluten, Milk£5.46Cheesy Curly Fries
Our delicious oven baked curly fried drizzled with cheese£6.01Curly Fries
Kids and Adults love the spiral shaped oven baked goodness£5.46Coleslaw
Allergens: Eggs, Mustard, Vegetarian£2.18Spicy Breaded Wings
Breaded chicken wings with a spicy bite Allergens: Containing£6.56Chicken Nuggets
The kids favourite Allergens: Containing£5.46Chicken Strippers
Gorgeous strips of southern fried chicken - an ideal accompaniment to any meal Allergens: Gluten£5.75BBQ
£0.49Sour Cream
£0.49Tomato
£0.44Garlic Mayo
£0.49Sweet Chilli
Allergens: Vegetarian£0.49Burger Sauce
Allergens: Eggs, Mustard, Vegetarian£0.49Extra Dips
£1.31Chicken Chunks
Everyone's favourite - but made with real chicken breast£6.56
Chicken Chunks
Create Your Own Chunks
with 3 free toppings£9.84Desi Indian Chicken Chunks
Our coated oven baked Chicken breast chunks cooked and then drenched in our Indian masala sauce, crispy fried onions and with a touch of coriander Allergens: Celery, Gluten, Soya, Vegetarian£9.84
Loaded Potato Tots
BBQ Potato Tots
Our coated oven baked potato tots cooked and then drizzled with delicious BBQ sauce, crispy fried and freshly cut spring onions Allergens: Celery, Gluten, Soya, Vegetarian£7.65Loaded Potato Tots - Desi Indian Style
Spice up your life! Our delicious potato tots, drenched in our Indian masala sauce, melted cheese, crispy fried onions and with a touch of coriander - need we say more? Allergens: Celery, Gluten, Soya, Vegetarian£7.65Buffalo Potato Tots
Our coated oven baked potato tots cooked and then drizzled with spicy Buffalo sauce, fresh chillies and freshly cut spring onions Allergens: Vegetarian£7.65Jerk Potato Tots
Our coated oven baked potato tots cooked and then drizzled with tangy authentic Jerk sauce, crispy fried and freshly cut spring onions Allergens: Gluten, Vegetarian£7.65Garlic Parmesan Potato Tots
Our coated oven baked potato tots cooked and then drizzled with creamy garlic mayonnaise sauce, Parmesan cheese and sprinkled with mixed herbs Allergens: Eggs, Milk, Vegetarian£7.65Mouth Burner Potato Tots
Our coated oven baked potato tots cooked and then drizzled with stupidly hot sauce, fried onions and topped with chilli flakes and chillies - DO YOU DARE? Allergens: Vegetarian£7.65Korean Spicy Potato Tots
Our coated oven baked potato tots cooked and then drizzled with a Korean spicy sauce, freshly cut spring onions and sesame seeds and chillies Allergens: Sesame Seeds, Soya, Vegetarian£7.65Mexican Potato Tots
Our coated oven baked potato tots cooked and then drizzled with authentic Chipotle sauce and freshly cut spring onions Allergens: Vegetarian£7.65Chip Shop Curry Potato Tots
Try saying this name quickly!! Our coated oven potato tots wings cooked and then drizzled with chip shop curry sauce, crispy fried and freshly cut spring onions Allergens: Gluten, Milk, Mustard, Vegetarian£7.65Cheese and Bacon Potato Tots
Our special cheese blend and crispy bacon topped potato tots, loaded to perfection Allergens: Milk, Vegetarian£7.65Cheesy Potato Tots
Our delicious, oven baked potato tots, drizzled with cheese Allergens: Milk, Vegetarian£6.56Plain Potato Tots
Simple and best, oven baked potato tots£5.46
Dips
BBQ Sauce
Allergens: Vegetarian£0.49Sour Cream
£0.49Sweet Chili Sauce
£0.493 Dips
3 dips for £1.19£1.30
Milkshakes
King Rocher
Ferrero Rocher & Kinder Bueno with our exclusive Gelato Ice Cream and topped with Cream - It's thick, it's creamy - It's what a milkshake should be! Allergens: Containing, Milk, Nuts, Soya, Vegetarian£8.20Minted
Aero Mint & Chocolate Mint Gelato - now we could say that this is refreshing and will give you a cool glow - but no.. Lets be honest - its made with Mint Ice Cream - its very very good though! Topped with Cream too ;) Allergens: Milk, Vegetarian£8.20Spiderman Shake
Bubblegum Gelato & Strawberry Gelato - Made for kids, designed for kids, loved by all! Allergens: Milk, Vegetarian£7.65Sweet Berry
Strawberry Gelato Ice Cream - Topped with Cream, made for the connoisseur amongst you - the refined type… the tennis watcher - or just if you like berry shakes - either will do! Allergens: Milk, Vegetarian£7.65Cyo Milkshake
Choose which Chocolate Bar to add. Add more to complete your Shake!£8.75
Topped Cookie Dough
Traditional American Cookie Dough
Drizzled with maple syrup & coated with cinnamon & icing sugar, served with a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream£7.12Ferrero Forever Cookie Dough
Treat yourself to our Fresh Cookie Dough, generously topped with Ferrero Rocher pieces, milk and white chocolate flakes, nut sprinkles, and served with a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream for a truly luxurious dessert Allergens: Nuts£8.16
Topped Belgian Waffles
Traditional American Waffles
Drizzled with maple syrup & coated with cinnamon & icing sugar, served with a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream£7.12Ferrero Forever Waffles
Treat yourself to our Belgian Waffles, generously topped with Ferrero Rocher pieces, milk and white chocolate flakes, nut sprinkles, and served with a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream for a truly luxurious dessert Allergens: Containing, Eggs, Milk, Nuts, Soya, Vegetarian£9.03Lotus Biscoff Waffles
Fresh waffle, Biscoff crumbs, white chocolate flakes, Biscoff sauce and white chocolate sauce£9.30
Deluxe Ice Cream Sundaes
Posh Ferrero
Scoops of Vanilla & Chocolate Gelato ice cream, milk choc flakes, Ferrero Rocher pieces, Caramel and luxury chocolate sauce, florentine wafer, whipped cream & a vivaldi cigar wafer Allergens: Containing, Eggs, Milk, Nuts, Soya, Vegetarian£9.03Gimme Nuts
Scoops of Vanilla Gelato ice cream with lashings of Caramel and Chocolate sauce, milk chocolate flakes, diced Snickers pieces, florentine wafer, whipped cream & a vivaldi cigar wafer Allergens: Containing, Eggs, Milk, Nuts, Soya, Vegetarian£8.75Kinder Tinder
Scoops of Gelato ice cream, Kinder Bueno Pieces, milk chocolate flakes and topped with milk chocolate sauce, florentine wafer, whipped cream & a vivaldi cigar wafer Allergens: Containing, Eggs, Milk, Soya, Vegetarian£8.75Minty Mouthful
A sublime combination of Mint Choc & Vanilla Gelato served with milk chocolate sauce, whipped cream, chocolate strands & chocolate mints Allergens: Containing, Eggs, Milk, Soya, Vegetarian£8.75Lick My Oreo Centre
Fabulous crushed Oreo biscuits served with real Gelato ice cream, milk chocolate, whipped cream, chocolate strands, and topped with chocolate sauce, florentine wafer & a vivaldi chocolate cigar wafer£8.75Brownie Blast
Chocolate Brownie cake, Chocolate & Vanilla Gelato ice cream, chocolate flakes, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, florentine wafer & a vivaldi chocolate cigar wafer Allergens: Containing, Eggs, Milk, Nuts, Soya, Vegetarian£9.84Banoffee
Vanilla Gelato ice cream, fresh bananas, toffee sauce, whipped cream & wafers£9.84Crimson Tide
Luxury Strawberry & Vanilla Gelato ice cream, fresh juicy strawberries, strawberry sauce, whipped cream, nut sprinkles & a wafer Allergens: Containing, Eggs, Milk, Nuts, Soya, Vegetarian£8.75Knickerbocker Glory Sundae
The traditional favourite. Chocolate, Strawberry & Vanilla Gelato Ice Cream served with strawberry sauce. Decorated with fresh fruit & whipped cream Allergens: Containing, Eggs, Milk, Soya, Vegetarian£9.30Bubblegum Sundae
Bubblegum Gelato ice cream, bubblegum millions, bubblegum sauce, whipped cream & wafers Allergens: Containing, Eggs, Milk, Soya, Vegetarian£7.39Bubble Trouble Sundae
Bubblegum Gelato ice cream, bubblegum sauce, strawberry sauce, 100s/1000s, whipped cream, bubblegum, topped with marshmallows & wafers. Allergens: Containing, Eggs, Milk, Soya, Vegetarian£8.75I Want Curves Sundae
Marshmallow pieces, Bubblegum & Strawberry Gelato ice cream, 100’s & thousands, bubblegum & strawberry & White Choc sauce with whipped cream, florentine wafer & a vivaldi cigar wafer Allergens: Containing, Eggs, Milk, Soya, Vegetarian£9.03Lotus Biscoff Sundae
Lotus Biscoff Crumbs on Vanilla Gelato, white chocolate flakes, Biscoff sauce, white chocolate sauce, whipped cream, florentine wafer and a vivaldi cigar wafer.£9.03
Drinks
Coca-Cola 330ml
£1.63Diet Coke 330ml
£1.85Coke Zero 330ml
£1.74Fanta Orange 330ml
£1.85Sprite 330ml Can
£1.85Dr Pepper 330ml
£1.85Lucozade 500ml
£2.73Monster Energy Original 500ml
£2.73Monster Ultra 500ml
£2.73Monster Mango Loco 500ml
£2.73Coca Cola 1.25ltr
£3.60Diet Coke 1.25ltr
£3.27Coke Zero 1.25ltr
£3.27Glaceau Smart Water 600ml
£2.18
Delicious Desserts
Ben and Jerrys Cookie Dough 500ml
Allergens: Eggs, Milk, Soya, Vegetarian, Wheat£7.61Ben & Jerry Choc Fudge Brownie 500ml
Allergens: Barley, Eggs, Milk, Soya, Vegetarian, Wheat£7.61Ben and Jerrys Caramel Chew Chew 500ml
Allergens: Eggs, Milk, Soya£7.61Ben and Jerrys Dulce de lish 500ml
Allergens: Eggs, Milk, Soya, Wheat£7.61Ben and Jerrys Light Vanilla Brownie 500ml
Allergens: Eggs, Milk, Soya, Wheat£7.61Ben and Jerrys Mini 100ml cookie dough
Allergens: Eggs, Milk, Soya, Vegetarian, Wheat£2.18Ben and Jerrys 100ml mini chocolate fudge brownie
Allergens: Eggs, Milk, Soya, Wheat£2.18Ben and Jerrys Phish Food 500ml
Allergens: Eggs, Milk, Soya, Vegetarian, Wheat£7.61