Going the extra mile
This is an extended delivery order. Delivery times and fees may be higher.About Absurd Bird (London Rd CR4)
You've just found THE best fried chicken, wings and burgers. Come on a road trip of awesome flavors inspired by the Southern States of the USA but mixed in with the best foods from around the world, brought right to your door.20% off entire menu
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Deal of the day
Basic Chick Meal for 1
Basic Chick burger- fries- dip and a soft drink£7.96£9.95
Meal Deals & Bundles
BBQ Chick Meal for 1
Basic Chick Burger with BBQ sauce- fries- dip and a soft drink£7.96£9.95Buffalo Chick Meal for 1
Basic Chick burger with Buffalo sauce- fries- dip and a soft drink£7.96£9.95Absurd Burger Meal for 1
Any Absurd burger- fries- dip and a soft drink£11.96£14.95Wings Meal for 1
Fried wings, fries, dip and a soft drink£7.96£9.95Tenders Meal for 1
Tenders, fries, dip and a soft drink£7.96£9.95Basic Chick Meal for 1
Basic Chick burger- fries- dip and a soft drink£7.96£9.95
Burgers
Basic Chick Burger
2 crispy fried tenders with mayo and crunchy lettuce- served in our classic brioche£5.60£7.00Madbird Buffalo Burger 🌶🌶
Crispy breast fillet with a Buffalo sauce- carrot slaw- blue cheese dressing- mayo- lettuce and tomato£7.96£9.95Absurd BBQ Chicken Burger
Crispy breast fillet with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce- mayo- lettuce- tomato and coleslaw£8.00£10.00Big Rooster Burger
Our freakin huge bird burger with onion rings! - double breast fillets with cheese- hickory smoked BBQ sauce- mayo- lettuce and tomato£11.16£13.95Spicy Korean BBQ Burger 🌶
Crispy breast fillet with a sweet & hot Korean BBQ sauce- kimchi lettuce- pickles- spicy mayo and a crispy onion ring£8.76£10.95Nashville Hot Burger 🌶🌶 🌶
Crispy breast fillet with our Nashville hot sauce- lettuce- tomato- chipotle mayo- pickles and a crispy onion ring£8.36£10.45
Wings & Tenders
Crispy Fried Wings
Buttermilk soaked and fried for extra crunch. Add a dip for even more flavour£5.16£6.45Hickory Smoked BBQ Wings
Fried wings tossed in a smoked hickory BBQ sauce£5.16£6.45Buffalo and Blue Cheese Wings 🌶🌶
Fried wings tossed in our classic hot and tangy Buffalo sauce with blue cheese dressing£5.16£6.45Nashville Hot Wings 🌶🌶 🌶
Fried wings tossed in our Nashville hot sauce£5.16£6.45Spicy Korean BBQ Wings 🌶
Fried wings tossed in our Korean BBQ sauce with red chillies- soy sauce- garlic and sesame seeds£5.16£6.45Chicken Tenders
Buttermilk soaked fried chicken breast tenders with your choice of dip£5.56£6.95
Sides
Fries (VE)
A large portion of lightly salted golden fries£3.00£3.75Garlic Dry Rub Fries (VE)
Our classic fries, tossed in a smokey garlic spice£3.16£3.95Sweet Potato Fries (VE)
A large portion of salted sweet potato fries£3.56£4.45Onion Rings (VE)
6 to 8 crispy onion rings freshly fried£3.56£4.45
Dips & Sauces
Dip Trip
Choose any 3 of the following dips£1.56£1.95Dips
£0.76£0.95
Drinks
Coca Cola 330ml
£1.59£1.99Coca Cola Zero 330ml
-£1.59£1.99Fanta 330ml
-£1.59£1.99Sprite 330ml
-£1.59£1.99Still Water 330ml
-£1.40£1.75