Punk Cake - Crouch End delivery from Crouch End

Adults need around 2000 kcal a day

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20% off selected items

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Biscoff Carrot Cake
An all time classic paired with spiced biscoff spread and biscuits to lift it to a new dimension. Carrot cake, cream cheese frosting, biscoff spread and biscuit pieces. Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Eggs, Soya.
£6.80
Vegetarian
20% off
Chocolate Profiteroles
Freshly baked choux buns filled with vanilla creme patissiere then covered in a dark chocolate cream. Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Eggs, Soya.
£6.80
20% off
Cinnamon Shortbread Biscuit
A nutty, soft, crumbly and addictive cookie that you will fall in love with! Now in Cinnamon. (40 grams). Allergens: Gluten, Dairy
£3.20
20% off
Cranberry & White Chocolate Cookie
A cookie with a soft centre & crunchy edges, with generous inclusions of cranberry and white chocolate and a hint of orange to balance the sweetness and enhance the fruityness of this cookie.
£3.60
20% off
Ginger, Oat and Dark Chocolate Cookie -Vegan-
A soft oaty cookie generously spiced with ginger and cinnamon, loaded with rich dark chocolate chunks.
£4.80
Vegan
20% off
Lemon, Blueberries and Cream Layer Cake
Indulgent vanilla sponge layered with tangy cream cheese frosting, zesty lemon curd, and blueberry compote.Topped with fresh berries and crispy meringue.🍋🫐 Fruity flavor explosion✨ Creamy & crunchy texturesGenerous slice. Freshly made.Allergens: Dairy, eggs, soya, gluten (wheat).
£6.80
Vegetarian
20% off
Lemon, Raspberries and Cream Layer Cake
A light lemon sponge filled with cream cheese frosting, pastry cream, raspberry compote, crispy meringue and lemon curd. A fruity and light combination that looks and tastes like summer! Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Eggs, Soya
£6.80
Popular
20% off
Milk Chocolate Shorbread Biscuit
Our buttery and crumbly shortbread with milk chocolate pieces for a perfect mid day treat. This is a medium 60grams sized cookies
400 kcal
£3.20
20% off
Red Velvet Cake Slice
Our smoothred velvet cake generously filled with tangy cream cheese frosting. Our best seller cake for a reason! Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Eggs.
£6.80
Popular
20% off
Red Velvet Cookie
A cookie inception from the all time favourite Red Velvet Cake. These cookies are made the real way a Red Velvet should be made, with cocoa, buttermilk and real vanilla. These cookies deliver the slight tart flavour a Red Velvet Cake has, in combination with large white chocolate chunks. (100 grams)
£4.80
Vegetarian
20% off
Seeded Oat Cookie -Vegan-
A less sweet cookie loaded with oat and five different seeds.
£4.00
Vegan
20% off
Tiramisu Layer Cake
A light vanilla sponge soaked in coffee and marsala syrup, layered with a light mascarpone cream. Finished in our velvety buttercream and sprinkled with cocoa. Contains: Alcohol
£6.80
Popular
20% off
Vanilla Shortbread Biscuit
A nutty, soft, crumbly and addictive cookie that you will fall in love with! (40rams). Allergens: Gluten, Dairy
£3.20
Vegetarian
20% off

Popular with other people

Pistachio & Cherry Cheesecake
£7.50
White chocolate Brownie
£6.00
Milkshakes
£7.50
Salted Caramel Brownie
£6.00
Reese's Peanut Butter Brownie
£6.00
Pistachio & Raspberry Melty Brownie
£8.50

Desserts

Our Weekly Specials so you never get bored

Pistachio & Raspberry Melty Brownie
A delicious dessert, warm melty brownie drizzled with Pistachio cream, raspberry compote and whipped cream.
£8.50
Nutella & Strawberry Melty Brownie
A delicious dessert, warm melty brownie drizzled with Nutella, strawberry compote and whipped cream.
£8.50
Tiramisu Blondie
A tiramisu inspired blondie made with white chocolate cocoa powder and milk chocolate chips.
£6.00

Whole Celebration Cakes

A 6" three layer sponge cake suitable for 10-18 people. Select from our best selling flavours and celebrate with our amazing cakes.

Triple Hazelnut Cake
Our best selling cake, layers of chocolate sponge with dark chocolate ganache, white hazelnut paste, dark hazelnut paste, caramelised hazelnuts and crispy pearls finished in a chocolate drip glaze
£84.00

Layer Cake slices

Lemon, Raspberries and Cream Layer Cake
A light lemon sponge filled with cream cheese frosting, pastry cream, raspberry compote, crispy meringue and lemon curd. A fruity and light combination that looks and tastes like summer! Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Eggs, Soya
£6.80
20% off
Tiramisu Layer Cake
A light vanilla sponge soaked in coffee and marsala syrup, layered with a light mascarpone cream. Finished in our velvety buttercream and sprinkled with cocoa. Contains: Alcohol
£6.80
20% off
Red Velvet Cake Slice
Our smoothred velvet cake generously filled with tangy cream cheese frosting. Our best seller cake for a reason! Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Eggs.
£6.80
20% off
Lemon, Blueberries and Cream Layer Cake
Indulgent vanilla sponge layered with tangy cream cheese frosting, zesty lemon curd, and blueberry compote.Topped with fresh berries and crispy meringue.🍋🫐 Fruity flavor explosion✨ Creamy & crunchy texturesGenerous slice. Freshly made.Allergens: Dairy, eggs, soya, gluten (wheat).
£6.80
20% off
Biscoff Carrot Cake
An all time classic paired with spiced biscoff spread and biscuits to lift it to a new dimension. Carrot cake, cream cheese frosting, biscoff spread and biscuit pieces. Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Eggs, Soya.
£6.80
20% off

Cupcakes

Salted Caramel Dulce de Leche Cupcake
Our moist Muscovado sponge with Dulce de Leche centre, salted caramel buttercream like you never had before, salted caramel drizzle and salted caramel pop-corn.
£5.20
Vegetarian

Brownies & Blondies

Reese's Peanut Butter Brownie
Our signature soft, gooey, fudgy Brownie with Reese's peanut butter chips for a amazing and original taste. Enjoy in room temperature or warm.
£6.00
White chocolate Brownie
Our signature soft, gooey, fudgy brownie with white chocolate chips for a bite and extra chocolate flavour. Enjoy in room temperature or warm.
£6.00
Salted Caramel Brownie
Our signature soft, gooey, fudgy brownie with white chocolate chips for a bite and extra chocolate flavour. Now with Salted Caramel.Enjoy in room temperature or warm.
£6.00
Vegan Dark Chocolate Brownie
The great brownie taste you love, now completely vegan!
£6.00
Biscoff Brownie
Our signature soft, gooey, fudgy brownie blended generously with Biscoff spread and topped with the original Biscoff spiced biscuits. Enjoy in room temperature or warm!!
£6.00
Nutella Brownie
Our signature soft, gooey, fudgy brownie blended generously with Nutella spread, because no one can get enough of Nutella. Enjoy in room temperature or warm.
£6.00
Gluten Free White Chocolate Brownie
Our delicious gooye and dense brownie recipe made without gluten for you to enjoy!
£6.00
Tiramisu Blondie
A tiramisu inspired blondie made with white chocolate cocoa powder and milk chocolate chips.
£6.00

Profiteroles

Chocolate Profiteroles
Freshly baked choux buns filled with vanilla creme patissiere then covered in a dark chocolate cream. Allergens: Gluten, Dairy, Eggs, Soya.
£6.80
20% off

Cheesecakes

Pistachio & Cherry Cheesecake
Our signature Cheesecake recipe with a buttery biscuit base garnished with tangy cherry and delicious pistachio cremino sauce.
£7.50
Lemon & Blueberry Cheesecake
Our signature Cheesecake recipe with a buttery biscuit base garnished with tangy yuzu lemon cream, blueberry compote & crispy meringue
£7.50

Epic Cookies

Red Velvet Cookie
A cookie inception from the all time favourite Red Velvet Cake. These cookies are made the real way a Red Velvet should be made, with cocoa, buttermilk and real vanilla. These cookies deliver the slight tart flavour a Red Velvet Cake has, in combination with large white chocolate chunks. (100 grams)
£4.80
20% off
Cinnamon Shortbread Biscuit
A nutty, soft, crumbly and addictive cookie that you will fall in love with! Now in Cinnamon. (40 grams). Allergens: Gluten, Dairy
£3.20
20% off
Cranberry & White Chocolate Cookie
A cookie with a soft centre & crunchy edges, with generous inclusions of cranberry and white chocolate and a hint of orange to balance the sweetness and enhance the fruityness of this cookie.
£3.60
20% off
Vanilla Shortbread Biscuit
A nutty, soft, crumbly and addictive cookie that you will fall in love with! (40rams). Allergens: Gluten, Dairy
£3.20
20% off
Ginger, Oat and Dark Chocolate Cookie -Vegan-
A soft oaty cookie generously spiced with ginger and cinnamon, loaded with rich dark chocolate chunks.
£4.80
20% off
Milk Chocolate Shorbread Biscuit
Our buttery and crumbly shortbread with milk chocolate pieces for a perfect mid day treat. This is a medium 60grams sized cookies
400 kcal
£3.20
20% off
Seeded Oat Cookie -Vegan-
A less sweet cookie loaded with oat and five different seeds.
£4.00
20% off

🍨 Ice cream 🍨

One Scoop 🍨
One scoop of our homemade ice cream. You can select up to 2️⃣ flavours!
£4.50
Two Scoops 🍨🍨
What's better than 1 scoop? You guessed it! Pick up to 4️⃣ flavours!
£7.40
Three Scoops 🍨🍨🍨
Level up your indulgence with three scoops! Pick up to 6️⃣ ‼ flavours!
£10.00

🥤Milkshakes🥤

Milkshakes
Milkshakes with our own artisan ice cream, thick and delicous!
£7.50

Extras

Vanilla Chantilly 4oz
£2.20
Vanilla Custard 4 oz
Made with real Vanilla beans double cream and golden egg yolks.
£3.20
Vegetarian

Soft Drinks

Coca Cola Original 330ml
£2.50
Coca Cola Zero 330ml
£2.50
Ben Shaws Cream Soda 330ml
£3.00
Sprite
Great taste, 100% natural flavours.Lemon-Lime without sugar.
£2.50
Fanta Orange 330ml
£2.50
Fanta Lemon
£2.50
old Jamaika Ginger Beer
£2.50

Hot Drinks/Coffee/Tea

Cappuccino
Our 100% Arabica blend in one strong shot of coffee, mixed with our expertly steamed milk.
£3.60
Flat White
Our 100% Arabica blend in two strong shots of coffee, mixed with our expertly steamed milk.
£3.90
Hot Chocolate
Our signature hot chocolate made with real chocolate and real cream. Silky and luxurious.
£5.20
Espresso
Our 100% Arabica blend in two strong shots of coffee.
£3.00
Americano
Our 100% Arabica blend in two strong shots of coffee.
£3.30
Latte
Our 100% Arabica blend in two strong shots of coffee, mixed with our expertly steamed milk.
£3.90
English Breakfast Tea
Our rich and luxurious JING black tea with milk, originating from Assam, India.
£3.30
Jade Sword Green Tea
Our fresh and bright JING green tea, originating from China.
£3.30
Blackcurrant and Hibiscus Tea
Our bright and sharp JING blackcurrant and Hibiscus tea, harbouring a spectrum of fruity flavours.
£3.30
Marshmallow Fluffed Hazelnut Hot Chocolate
Our signature hot chocolate blended with silky hazelnut paste for the most delicious hazelnut flavour ever! Topped with a cloud of torched Marshmallow Fluff for a sticky-silky-yummy experience! Very unique and really scrummy!
£5.70
Marshmallow Fluffed Hot Chocolate
Our signature hot chocolate topped with a cloud of torched Marshmallow Fluff for a sticky-silky-yummy experience! Very unique and really scrummy!
£5.40