The Farmers Mistress - Battersea delivery from Battersea

25% off selected items

Spend £15.00, get 25% off selected items – T&Cs apply

Breakfast Pot
Bloody Mary Beans, Sausage, Bacon, Poached Egg
£8.50
25% off
Veggie Breakfast Pot
Bloody Mary Beans, Wild Mushrooms, Halloumi, Poached Egg
£8.50
25% off

Butty & Coffee
Your favourite comforting butty paired with a freshly brewed coffee.
£9.00
Butty & Smoothie
Your favourite comforting butty paired with a delicious, creamy smoothie.
£15.00
Butty & Juice
Your favourite comforting butty paired with a refreshing juice.
£12.00

Bacon Butty
Smoked back bacon, sesame brioche bun
£7.00
Ultimate Butty
Cumberland sausage, streaky bacon, cheddar, fried egg, onion jam, smashed avo, sesame brioche bun
£13.50
Popular
Sausage Butty
Cumberland sausage, sesame brioche bun
£7.50
Halloumi, Mushroom & Avo Butty
Grilled halloumi, portobello mushroom, smashed avo, sesame brioche bun
£10.50
Farmers Sausage Butty
Vegan sausage, sesame brioche bun
£8.00

Breakfast Pot
Bloody Mary Beans, Sausage, Bacon, Poached Egg
£8.50
25% off
Veggie Breakfast Pot
Bloody Mary Beans, Wild Mushrooms, Halloumi, Poached Egg
£8.50
25% off

Our Take On The Full English Breakfast

Veggie Mistress
Breakfast hash cake, bloody Mary beans, poached eggs, smashed avocado, wilted spinach, slow roasted tomato, roasted portobello mushroom, and grilled sourdough.
£16.50
Vegetarian
Naughty Mistress
Breakfast hash cake, bloody Mary beans, poached eggs, smoked back bacon, butchers sausage, slow roasted tomato, roasted portobello mushroom, and grilled sourdough.
£16.50
The Full Vegan
Breakfast hash cake, bloody Mary beans, scrambled 'eggs', plant bacon, farmers sausage, slow roasted tomato, roasted portobello mushroom, and grilled sourdough.
£16.50
Vegan

Cornbread Smash
Toasted cornbread, smashed avocado, pickled onion & grilled peach salsa, poached eggs, rocket cress, and omega seeds.
£15.00
Vegetarian
Smashing Avo
Smashed avocado, lime, omega seed mix, black lava salt, parsley oil, and sourdough toast.
£10.50
Saucy Beans
Bloody Mary beans, 4 cheese sauce, fried hens egg, chive oil, and sourdough toast.
£12.50
Truffle Mushrooms
Wild mushrooms, truffle, thyme, confit garlic, poached egg, toasted sourdough, and crispy kale.
£14.00
Vegetarian
Smoked Salmon On Rye
Cold smoked salmon, rich yolk scrambled eggs, grilled rye sourdough, creme fraîche, micro greens
£16.00
Creamy Eggs
Red pepper & smoked paprika yoghurt, poached st ewes eggs, harissa butter, grilled garlic flat bread, sumac
£12.50
Vegetarian
Posh Sausage Butty
Cumberland sausage patty, sage, smashed avocado, rich yolk fried egg, blueberry, thyme & pickled onion ketchup, everything bagel seasoning brioche bun
£13.50

Redemption Roaster Coffee

Flat White
A strong and velvety coffee with a smooth, micro-foamed milk finish.
£3.90
Farmers Cold Brew
Redemption Roasters Cold Brew
£4.80
Matcha latte
Ceremonial grade matcha
£4.60
Smore's Latte
Marshmallow, Vanilla, Cacao, Espresso
£4.80
Latte
Smooth and creamy, a classic coffee creation with perfectly steamed milk.
£4.00
Nutty Latte
Peanut Butter, espresso, agave
£4.40
Americano
A smooth and rich coffee made with espresso and hot water.
£3.60
Cappucino
A classic espresso topped with frothy steamed milk and a dusting of cocoa.
£3.80
Mistress Mocha
Our decadent mocha, a rich blend of espresso, chocolate
£4.30
Chai Latte
A warming and aromatic tea latte, spiced with cinnamon, cardamom, and ginger.
£4.60
Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate
Caramel, Maldon Salt
£4.40
Red Velvet Cheesecake Latte
Beetroot, Vanilla, Cacoa, espresso
£4.60
Creme Brûlée Latte
Espresso, Caramel, Waffle Biscuit
£4.50
Honey & Lavender Latte
Honey & Thyme, Lavender, Espresso
£0.00

Freshly made to order

The Temptress
Banana, oats, cacao, coffee, dates, oat milk
£9.00
Vegan
Green Glow (ve)
Kale, avocado, kiwi, apple, spinach, lime, filtered water
£9.00
Vegan
Golden Dream
Mango, Pineapple, Lime, Turmeric, Chia, Coconut Milk
£9.00
Vegan
Coconut Cooler
Banana, coconut, baobab, coconut water, vanilla
£8.50
Vegan

Chocolate Cornflake Waffle
Fm Nutella, Malt Waffle, Banana, Maple, Whipped yoghurt, Cornflakes
£11.00
Popular
Toasted Banana Bread
FM Nutella, banana, maple, oat fraiche
£9.00
Vegan
FM Pina Colada Granola
Natural yoghurt, coconut granola, pineapple compote, mango, lime, honey & thyme, bee pollen
£9.50
Gluten free

Honey Glazed Chicken Waffle
Crispy buttermilk chicken, malted waffle, smashed avocado, smoked streaky bacon, English Parmesan, Gochujang, sesame & honey glaze
£18.00
Roasted Beetroot Hummus On Toast
Roasted beetroot hummus, rainbow radish, heritage tomato, grilled peach, 'goat's cheese' radish, grilled sourdough
£13.00
Buttermilk Fried Oyster Mushroom Waffle
Buttermilk fried oyster mushrooms, malted waffle, smashed avocado, plant bacon, English Parmesan, Gochujang, sesame & honey glaze
£17.50

Crispy Chicken Burger
Crispy chicken breast, smoked streaky bacon, avo, Gochujang, sesame & honey glaze, toasted sesame brioche, and triple cooked chips.
£18.50
Cheese and Bacon Burger
Short rib and flank burger, aged cheddar, smoked bacon, gherkin, toasted sesame brioche, and triple cooked chips.
£18.50
Vegan Cheese and Bacon Burger
Redefine meat burger, red onion jam, plant bacon, smoked applewood 'Cheddar', gherkin, house burger sauce, sesame Vrioche, and triple cooked chips.
£19.00
Truffle Vegan Burger
Redefine meat burger, truffle mushroom, smashed avocado, house burger sauce, sesame Vrioche bun, and triple cooked chips.
£18.50
Mighty Meaty Burger
Short rib and flank burger, pulled pork, 4 cheese sauce, gherkin, toasted sesame brioche, and triple cooked chips.
£19.00

Goodness Bowl
Roasted Beetroot hummus, freekeh, roasted kohlrabi, smokey cauliflower, edamame, baked sweet potato, maple carrots, black onion seeds, curried cashew dressing.
£14.00
Vegan
Superfood Salad
Shredded kale, avocado, toasted cashews, quinoa , olives, alfalfa, baked sweet potato, red pepper yoghurt
£13.00
Popular
Summer Salad
Romaine lettuce, peach, rainbow radish, heritage tomato, non dairy goats cheese, green tahini dressing, dukkah
£12.50
Popular

Our signature ceremonial grade matcha

Peach Sunset Matcha
Ceremonial Grade Matcha, Peach, Grenadine
£4.50
Mango & Toasted Coconut Matcha
Ceremonial Grade Matcha, Mango, Toasted Coconut
£4.50
Blueberry Fool Matcha
Ceremonial Grade Matcha, Blueberry Syrup, Whipped Cream
£4.50
Wild Strawberry Matcha
Ceremonial Grade Matcha, Wild Strawberry
£4.50