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- Adults need around 2000 kcal a day
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Dead Hippie™ ⚰️☮️ 🍔🐄🧀
839 kcal
£13.45Meal For 1
£19.50Monkey Fingers™ 🙉🤟 🐔🔥
794 kcal
£11.30Dirty Chicken Burger 🍔🐔
676 kcal
£12.75Bacon Cheeseburger 🍔🐄🥓🧀
845 kcal
£13.25Cheeseburger 🍔🐄🧀
720 kcal
£12.45Buffalo Wings 🍗🔥
661 kcal
£11.30Tower Block Burger 🍔🐔🧀🌶️
828 kcal
£13.45Green Chilli Cheeseburger 🍔🐄🌶🧀
756 kcal
£13.25Parma Burger- 🍔🐔🧀🍅🌿
712 kcal
£13.45
Meal Deal
Meal For 1
Choose 1 burger, 1 fries and 1 drink£19.50Popular
Starters
Mac 'n' Cheese (V) 🧥 + 🧀
Deep Fried Mac ‘n’ 5 Cheeses with a choice of sauce626 kcal
£7.30Fried Pickles (V) 🥒🥒
with a choice of sauce391 kcal
£6.25Ramen Mozzarella Sticks
with Japanese BBQ Sauce766 kcal
£7.20Onion Blings (VG) 🧅💍💍
Big & Fluffy351 kcal
£6.45
Beef
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. We source our beef from English cattle that have been properly reared without the stress and intensity often found in modern-day production. We blend aged shoulder and rib with just the right amount of fat.
Dead Hippie™ ⚰️☮️ 🍔🐄🧀
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Two French’s Mustard Fried Aged Beef Patties, American Cheese, Dead Hippie Sauce, Lettuce, Pickles, Diced White Onion839 kcal
£13.45PopularBacon Cheeseburger 🍔🐄🥓🧀
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Two Aged Beef Patties, Two Smoked Bacon Patties, American Cheese, Ketchup, Pickles, Diced White Onion845 kcal
£13.25Plain Jane Burger 🍔🐄🧀
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Single Aged Beef Patty, Double American Cheese, Nothing Else460 kcal
£8.00Green Chilli Cheeseburger 🍔🐄🌶🧀
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Two Aged Beef Patties, American Cheese, Spicy Green Chilli Butter, Pickled Jalapenos, Pickles, Diced White Onion756 kcal
£13.25Cheeseburger 🍔🐄🧀
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Two Aged Beef Patties, American Cheese, Diced White Onion, French’s Mustard, Ketchup720 kcal
£12.45PopularThe New Blue 🍔🐄🧅🧀
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Double Patty, Blue Cheese Sauce, Pickled Red Onions & Crispy Fried Shallots795 kcal
£13.45Chilli Dog 🌶️ 🌭
Beef Hot Dog topped with Almost World Famous Beef Chilli, Cheddar Cheese, Diced White Onions, Pickled Jalapenos and Mustard749 kcal
£13.95Chillionaire Burger 🥩 🌶️ 🍔
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Double Patty, American Cheese, Almost World Famous Beef Chilli, Pickled Red Chillies947 kcal
£14.45Almost World Famous Chilli 🥩 🌶️ 🥣
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Bowl of Beef Chilli topped with Cheddar Cheese and Diced White Onion. Garlic Bread on the side556 kcal
£10.00
Chicken
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. All our 🐓 is halal
Dirty Chicken Burger 🍔🐔
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Fried Breast, Mayo, Lettuce, Diced White Onions676 kcal
£12.75Monkey Fingers™ 🙉🤟 🐔🔥
Dredged & Fried Breast, with our Buffalo Sauce & a choice of sauce on the side794 kcal
£11.30Tower Block Burger 🍔🐔🧀🌶️
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Fried Breast, American Cheese, Hash Brown, Jalapeños, Slaw, Burger Sauce828 kcal
£13.45Buffalo Wings 🍗🔥
In our Buffalo Sauce with a choice of sauce on the side661 kcal
£11.30Parma Burger- 🍔🐔🧀🍅🌿
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Fried breast with a slab of breadcrumbed mozzarella, marinara sauce & showered in parmesan.712 kcal
£13.45Buffalo Chicken Burger 🍔🐔🧀🔥
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Fried Breast in our Buffalo Sauce, Lettuce, Onions, Blue Cheese Sauce765 kcal
£13.25Tonkatsu Fingers
Dredged and Fried Breast in Japanese BBQ Sauce with Sesame Seeds762 kcal
£11.00Clustercluck 🍔🐔🔥🌶️
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Fried Breast, Spicy Green Chilli Butter, Diced White Onions, Mayo, Lettuce724 kcal
£12.95Half Coqed 🐥 🧀
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Half Breast, Mayo & Pickles520 kcal
£8.25Tonkatsu BBQ Wings
Fried Wings in our Japanese BBQ Sauce with Sesame Seeds606 kcal
£11.00
Sides
Salt 'n' Pepper Fries (VG) 🍟
Depending on where you live, your fries may not arrive at the optimum temperature, for this, we have a solution. Heat the oven to 200C (180C fan oven)/gas mark 6. Spread fries out on a baking tray, heat in the oven for 3 mins, toss and then heat for another 2-3 mins until hot & crispy.321 kcal
£4.95Nashville Fries (VG) 🤠 🍟
Dusted with Nashville Seasoning321 kcal
£5.25PopularChilli Cheese Fries 🐮🌶🧀🍟
Covered with Beef Chilli, Cheddar Cheese, Diced White Onions, Picked Jalapeños and Mustard866 kcal
£9.55Hash Browns (V) #️⃣ 🥔
Crispy Fried Potato Cakes With "Parmesan"406 kcal
£5.25PopularDead Chippies
Topped with Beef, American Cheese, Pickles, Diced White Onion and Burger Sauce857 kcal
£9.55Garlic Fries
Salt & Peppered Fries, Garlic Butter, Garlic Ranch, Garlic & ‘Parmesan’ Crack, Crispy Onions, Parsley£9.20Slaw (VG) 🥕🥬🔪
Southern Style345 kcal
£5.50Green Chilli Cheese Fries (V)
Topped with Spicy Green Chilli Butter, Cheddar Cheese & Pickled Jalapenos829 kcal
£8.30Hot Mess (V) 🥵
Hash Browns with Blue Cheese Sauce, Jalapeños, our Buffalo Sauce, Pickles726 kcal
£7.50Black Bean Chilli Cheese Fries (VG) 🌶🧀🍟
Covered With Our Black Bean Chilli, “Cheese”, Diced White Onions, Jalapeños and Mustard880 kcal
£9.65
Veg & Vegan
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS.
6 Impossible ™️ ‘Chicken’ Nuggets with 1 Dip (VG) 🌱🐔
Made from Plants£7.45Black Bean Chilli Dog (PB) 🌱 🌶️ 🌭
Plant-based Frank topped with Black Bean Chilli, "Cheese", Diced White Onions, Pickled Jalapenos and Mustard765 kcal
£13.95Tempeh Tantrum (VG) 🍔🤯🍄🌿
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Double Tempeh & Mushroom Patty, “Cheese”, Burger Sauce, Lettuce, Pickles, Diced White Onion506 kcal
£12.7520 Impossible ™️ ‘Chicken’ Nuggets with 3 Dips (VG) 🌱🐔
Made from Plants£19.45Burgaloo 2 (VG) 🍔🧅🥔🌶️
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Roast Potato & White Onion Patty, Lime Pickle Soy Yoghurt, Poppadom, Pickled Red Chillies & Pink Onions502 kcal
£12.45Garlic 'Shroom Sub (V) 🍔🍄🧄🧅🧀
Garlic Butter Fried Roll, Deep Fried Mushrooms, Garlic Ranch, Diced Pickles, Cheese & Garlic Crack916 kcal
£11.459 Impossible ™️ ‘Chicken’ Nuggets with 2 Dips (VG) 🌱🐔
Made from Plants£9.45Black Bean Chilli Bowl (PB) 🌱 🌶️ 🥣
ALL OUR BURGER BUNS NOW CONTAIN SESAME SEEDS. Bowl of Plant-Based Chilli topped with "Cheese" and Diced White Onion. Garlic Bread on the side.584 kcal
£10.00
Sauces
Sauces (Go Large for an extra £2.50)
£1.50
Desserts
Ice Cream Pot 🍨
Ice Cream Union's Flavours176 kcal
£5.25
Shakes
No muck, just fresh milk & cream
Shakes
£5.95
Softs
Diet Coke
£2.50Coke
£2.50Sprite
£2.50Cream Soda
£3.95Root Beer
£3.95Ginger Beer
£3.20Cherry Soda
£3.95Red Bull
£3.95Red Bull Sugar Free
£3.95Red Bull Tropical
£3.95Red Bull Watermelon
£3.95Lords Of Water Still
440ml£3.75Lords Of Water Sparkling
440ml£3.75
Wines
Pinot Noir Calusari
Morello cherry, raspberry, sweet spice£30.00Monastrel Pacheco Villa Elena
Red berries, smooth, juicy£35.00Malbec AltoLandon Mil Historias
Blueberry, chocolate, fig, tobacco£40.00Field Blend Te Quiero
Vibrant, fleshy, citrus£30.00Grenache Blanc Felicette
Bright, pears, apricots£35.00Sauvignon Blanc Sugar Loaf
Crisp, passion fruit, green apple£40.00Cote de Provence Rose Ambassadeur
Soft red berries, crunchy, box-fresh£37.00Prosecco – Case Defra Lesini Durello, Italy 12%
A sassy, smashable sparkling wine with Citrus and floral aromas leading to a very fresh and zippy palate with a crisp, Honeyed Green Apple, yum.£35.00
Beers
Stiegl Goldbräu 5% 440ml
£7.00Stiegl Grapefruit Radler 2% 440ml
£4.75Clwb Tropica IPA 5.5% 440ml
£7.00Tiny Rebel Clwb Tropica Non-Alc 330ml
£4.50
Hard Shakes
The Dirty Hunt
Jäger and Vanilla Shake, 5.8% ABV£8.50Cherry Bomb
Hennessy, Sangue Morlacco and Cherry, 5.4% ABV£8.50Ewe Nutter
Sheep Dog Peanut Butter Flavoured Whiskey & Vanilla Shake, 5.4% ABV£8.50RhubHARD
Warners Rhubarb Gin with Rhubarb Puree£8.50Bearfaced Cheek
Bearfaced Aged Whiskey with Caramel and Dark Chocolate Sauce£8.50