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6 Meal Deals from £13.50
Good value everyday
12" Pizza Deal
12" pizza with 2 toppings, chips, and large donner kebab.£15.9910" Pizza Deal
10" pizza with 2 toppings, chips, and small donner kebab.£13.99Set Meal 1
Vegetable pakora, any chicken or lamb curry from the menu, rice or nan bread. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.£13.50PopularSet Meal 4
Large chicken pakora, mix pakora, any 4 chicken or lamb curries from the menu 2 rice, 2 nan bread, and chips. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.£39.20Set Meal 2
Mix pakora or chicken chaat, any 2 chicken or lamb curries from the menu, and rice and nan bread. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.£21.20Set Meal 3
Mix pakora and chicken chaat, any 3 chicken or lamb curries from the menu, and 2 rice and nan bread. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.£30.20
Popular with other people
Any Curry
£8.60Tandoori Mixed Grill
£15.00Chicken Tikka
£11.3016" Munchy Box
£17.50Butter Chicken
£11.99Dansac
£9.25Lamb Tikka
£11.99Tikka Masala
£11.99South Indian Garlic Chilli Chicken Tikka
£11.99Curry
£8.50
Starters
Chicken Pakora
£6.99Mix Pakora
Chicken, veg, and mushroom.£6.99Vegetable Pakora
£5.99Onion Rings
£5.99Mozzarella Sticks
£5.99Jalapeno Poppers
£5.99Mushroom Pakora
£5.99Chilli Chicken
£7.00Garlic Breaded Mushrooms
£5.99Creamy Garlic Mushrooms
£5.99Spicy Garlic Mushrooms
£5.99Vegetable Samosa 5 Pieces
£5.99Mince Samosa 5 Pieces
£5.99Butterfly King Prawns
£5.99
Pooris
Sweet & sour or spicy.
Aloo Chana Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.£5.99Garlic Mushroom Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.£5.99Chicken Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.£5.99Mince Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.£5.99
Tandoori Starters
Chicken Tikka
£6.50Tandoori Chicken
£7.99Desi Lamb Chop Starter
£7.99Lamb Tikka
£6.99Chicken Chaat
£6.50Seekh Kebab
£6.99Chef's Special Platter
Veg pakora, chicken pakora, chicken tikka, lamb tikka, and chicken chaat.£9.99
Tandoori Main Meals
All tandoori dishes are cooked in a clay oven & these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce & rice.
Tandoori Mixed Grill
Chicken chat, chicken tikka, lamb tikka, chicken leg, seekh kebab, and nan bread. Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£15.00Chicken Tikka
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£11.30Lamb Tikka
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£11.99Half Tandoori Chicken
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£12.50Seekh Kebab
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£11.30Chicken Shashlik
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£12.50Lamb Shashlik
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£12.99Mixed Tikka Meal
Chicken and lamb.Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£11.99Salmon Tikka
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£12.45Tandoori King Prawns
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£15.45Tandoori Lamb Chop
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.£12.45
Old Fine Favourites
Available in: chicken, chicken tikka or lamb (with extra cost). Rice or nan bread not included.
Dansac
Dish containing a mixture of lentils. Rice or nan bread not included.£9.25Curry
Original classic. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.50Bhuna
Thick sauce with ginger, garlic, and tomato. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.80Do-Piaza
A thick sauce with additional onions. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.80Patia
A sweet and sour dish with tangy sauce. Rice or nan bread not included.£9.25Madras
A fairly hot dish. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.30Vindaloo
A very hot dish. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.30Saag
A blend of spinach leaves. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.30Phal
A challenge. Hottest curry available. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.50
Kormas
Original Korma
Rice or nan bread not included.£8.99Mughlai Korma
A rich creamy dish prepared using fresh cream and mild spices. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.99Kashmiri Korma
Made with yoghurt and saffron milk with pineapple, mangos, or peaches to give a nice fruity taste. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.99Ceylonese Korma
Prepared with fresh cream, coconut cream, and a mild spices to give its own individual taste. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.99Punjabi Korma
A rich and creamy dish prepared using green pepper. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.99Chilli Korma
Cooked with fresh cream, garlic ginger, and green chillies. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.99Honey Korma
A mild dish cooked with fresh cream, coconut cream, and honey. Rice or nan bread not included.£8.99
Biryani
Originating from Persia, this simple dish begin as rice & meat baked together in the oven, served with separate curry sauce to complement the tasty dish.
Biryani
Originating from Persia, this simple dish begin as rice and meat baked together in the oven, served with separate curry sauce to complement the tasty dish.£12.25
Vegetarian
Rice or nan bread not included.
Tarka Daal
Various. Rice or nan bread not included.£7.99Channa Curry
Chickpeas. Rice or nan bread not included.£7.99Saag Paneer
Rice or nan bread not included.£8.00Mixed Vegetable Curry
Rice or nan bread not included.£7.99Aloo Gobi
Potato and cauliflower. Rice or nan bread not included.£7.99Saag Aloo
Potato and spinach. Rice or nan bread not included.£7.99Mushroom and Paneer Balti
Rice or nan bread not included.£8.80Bombay Aloo
Rice or nan bread not included.£7.99
House Specialties
South Indian Garlic Chilli Chicken Tikka
A fresh garlic and chilli sauce with fresh coriander and a touch of crispy red chilli.£11.99Tikka Masala
Cooked with green peppers, onions, fresh cream, and ground almonds.£11.99Butter Chicken
Prepared in a delicate blend of butter, fresh cream, yoghurt cashew nut powder, and herbs.£11.99Lagan Ki Boti
Try a little tenderness, melt in the mouth Scottish lamb diced, simmered slowly with ginger and garlic.£12.50Tikka Jaipuri
Selected chicken tikka pieces blended with subtle touches of herbs and spices, cooked with mushrooms, green peppers, and onions.£11.99Tikka Nentara
Marinated with ground spices and cooked with green peppers and onions.£11.99Tikka Chasni
A sweet and sour smooth tangy dish prepared with fresh cream, ground cashew nuts, mild herbs, and spices.£11.99Tikka Jalfrezi
Served with ginger, green peppers, onions, coriander, and tomatoes.£11.99Tikka Rogan Josh
Prepared with onions, ginger, garlic, and tomatoes.£11.99Tikka Punjabi Masala
Cooked with capsicums and onions, delicately flavoured with herbs and spices.£11.99Tikka Mazay Daar
Cooked with garlic, ginger, capsicums, and onions topped with a sauce of fresh cream and cheese.£11.99Tikka Masaledar
Cooked tandoori style with green peppers and onions, blended into a slightly tangy sauce.£11.99Tikka Honey Mint Masala
Cooked with coconut, honey, and mint along with mild spices, korma style.£11.99Kali Mirch Masala
An unusual goanese hot dish prepared with green chillies, boneless chunks of meat, marinated with a hint of tamarind, ginger, garlic, and ground black pepper.£11.99Tikka Pardesi
A medium spiced dish consisting of spinach, cumin, and mushrooms with a touch of coriander.£11.99Tikka Creamy Masala
Cooked in fresh cream and masala almond powder in a rich creamy sauce.£11.99Tikka Garam Masala
Prepared tikka style cooked with garlic butter and a blend of warm spices giving an excellent dish of medium strength.£11.99Tikka Pasanda
A mild sauce of fresh cream with ground almonds.£11.99Tikka Tandoori Masala
Cooked with spiced marinade, can be made to desired strength.£11.99Tikka Achari
Cooked with capsicums, onions, and mixed pickle blended with ginger, garlic, and Punjabi spices giving a medium to hot strength dish.£11.99Tikka Makhani Masala
Cooked in a mild sauce with fresh cream, tomatoes, ground cashew nuts, and ground dried fruits£11.99Tikka Malaidar
Cooked in cream and spinach puree in a medium sauce.£11.99Balti
Cooked with fresh ginger, garlic, onions, peppers, and a touch of mixed pickle giving a beautiful taste.£11.99Karahi
Stir fried style diah, made with cooked peppers and onion in a wok.£11.99
Rice
Mushroom Rice
£4.99Pilau Rice
£3.75Boiled Rice
£3.50Special Rice
£4.99
Bread Basket
Garlic Nan
£4.99Plain Nan
£3.99Chapati
£2.05Garlic and Cheese Nan
£5.99Peshwari Nan
£4.99Cheese Nan
£5.00Mince Nan
£5.99Paratha
£4.00Butter Chapati
£2.40
Accompaniments
2 Poppadoms
£2.25Spice Onions
£1.99Dips
£0.80Curry Sauce
£5.99Speciality Sauce
£5.99
Half and Half Curry
Half and Half Curry
Curry in the same container with fried rice or boiled rice.£6.99Popular
Melts
Two fats famous nan bread with choice of your own topping on a plain, garlic or peshwari nan.
Melts
Two fats famous nan bread with choice of your own topping on a plain, garlic, or Peshwari nan.£10.99
Wraps
All wraps served with meat in a tortilla wrap, with chips on the side. Choose from chicken, donner or spicy chicken.
Wrap
Served with meat and cheese in a tortilla wrap with chips on the side.£5.99
European Dishes
Special Fried Chicken and Chips
£6.45Chicken Maryland and Chips
£7.45Chicken Salad and Chips
£6.4510 Pieces Chicken Nuggets and Chips
£6.00Chicken Popcorn and Chips
£5.75Cheese Omelette and Chips
£5.50Breaded Fish
2 Fish.£5.45Breaded Fish and Chips
2 Fish.£6.45
Quick Snacks
Chips
£3.80Chips and Cheese
£4.50Chips and Donner
£6.99Chips, Cheese, and Donner
£6.00Chips, Cheese and Spicy Chicken
£6.99Chips and any Curry Sauce
£5.99Chips, Cheese, and Chicken Pakora
£6.99Garlic Bread
£3.99Garlic Bread with Cheese
£4.99
Burgers
Hamburger
£4.99Donner Roll
£4.99Cheeseburger
£4.99Bacon Cheeseburger
£5.99Double Cheeseburger
£6.25Chicken Burger
£5.25Veggie Burger
£4.99Hot and Spicy Chicken Fillet Burger
£5.99Sky Scraper
2 beefburgers with cheese and donner meat.£6.99
Hoagies
Chips, cheese & meat with salad & sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
Any Curry
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£8.00Mixed Meat
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£7.30Donner
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£6.30Chicken Pakora
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£7.30Spicy Chicken
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£7.30Chicken Tikka
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£7.30Vegetable Hoagie
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.£6.30
Kids Meals
Beef Burger and Chips
Served with fruit shoot.£5.99Fish Fingers and Chips
Served with fruit shoot.£5.99Chicken Nuggets and Chips
Served with fruit shoot.£5.99Chips and Donner
Served with fruit shoot.£5.998" Cheese Pizza
Served with fruit shoot.£6.99
Kebabs
All kebabs come with pitta bread, salad & sauce. Add cheese topping for an extra cost. Separate sauce or salad for an extra cost.
Special Jumbo King on Garlic and Cheese Nan
Donner, shish, chicken kebab, chicken tikka, and seekh kebab. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£14.30Donner
Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£6.99Chicken Tikka
Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£7.99Two Fat Indian Special
Donner, shish, and chicken kebab. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£12.30Shish
Tender lamb spiced and cooked on a charcoal grill. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£9.99Lamb Shaslik
Tender sliced lamb cutlets, sliced onions, mushrooms, and green peppers. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£9.25Chicken Shashlik
Served with onion, green peppers, and mushrooms. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.£9.25
Pizza
Spicy Chicken
£7.25Cheese
£5.99Hot and Spicy
Spicy chicken, spicy mince, and green chilli.£7.99Meat Feast
Chicken, mince, ham, and pepperoni.£7.99Hawaiian
Ham and pineapple.£7.10Double Pepperoni
£6.25Any Curry
£8.60Vegetarian
£7.504 Seasons
Chicken, peppers, mushroom, and sweetcorn.£7.502 Fats Special
Chicken tikka, spicy mince onion, and green chilli.£9.99Scottish Donner
Chips, donner meat, and kebab sauce.£8.30Turkish Delight
Chicken and donner meat.£6.99Chef's Special
Desi style cooked in pan.£8.25
Calzones
Special Calzone
Chicken tikka, spicy mince, onions, and green chillies. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.£10.50Donner Calzone
Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.£8.99Chicken Tikka Calzone
Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.£9.20Spicy Chicken Calzone
£9.20Mixed Calzone
Chicken tikka, donner meat, spicy chicken, and spiced onions. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.£10.50Two Fats Special Calzone
Cheeseburger, donner meat, and chef's special sauce. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.£10.50Any Curry Calzone
Any curry of your choice. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips. Chicken or lamb.£10.50Scottish Donner Calzone
Chips, cheese, and donner meat. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.£10.20
Desserts
Ben and jerrys cookie dough
£6.002 Slices of Chocolate Fudge Cake
£5.80Ice Cream Tub 500ml
£6.29Two fat nutella pizza
Very new and populer nutella pizza made by two fat indians.£5.95
Munchy Boxes
16" Munchy Box
16" pizza box filled with mix pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, 4 sauces, salad, onion rings, nan bread, and large bottle of juice.£17.5012" Munchy Box
12" pizza box filled with mix pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, pakora sauce, kebab sauce, onion rings, and can of juice.£14.5010" Munchy Box
10" pizza box filled with mix pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, pakora sauce, kebab sauce, onion rings, pitta bread, and can of juice.£10.50
