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Meal for Two
Highly rated· 2x Burgers or Scheme Poutines2x Sides2x Drinks£23.99
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The Maccy Vee
£14.00Trash Steak
£16.00Chicken in a basket
£12.00Vegan Salted Caramel Cheesecake
£6.95Classic Vegan
£9.50Classic
£9.50The Mad Mac
£14.00Vegan Haggis
£14.50Vegan Peppercorn Poutine
£7.50Brisket Poutine
£10.49
Nibbles + Sharers
Vegan Halloumi Fries
Crispy vegan halloumi-style fries drizzled with kebab chilli sauce. Savoury, indulgent, and totally plant-based.£6.50Frickles
Crispy battered pickle slices with a bold seasoning kick, served with smoky roast red pepper mayo. A crunchy, tangy snack.£4.00Halloumi Fries
Thick-cut, golden-fried halloumi sticks topped with kebab-style chilli sauce. Salty, crispy, and full of flavour.£6.50
Chicken Wings
Twice cooked crispy chicken wings tossed in your choice of dressing.
Gochujang
Gochujang, spring onion + sesame seeds.£6.00Buffalo
Buffalo, blue cheese + spring onions£6.00Salt + chilli
Salt + chilli, Sriracha mayo + fresh chilli£6.00BBQ
Smoky redneck BBQ, garlic mayo + crispy onions£6.00
Burgers
Our steak burgers are made in-house, grilled to perfection on the flat-top + sandwiched in a toasted brioche.
The Mad Mac
Highly rated· Iconic fast food doppleganger - double patty, American trash cheese, Mad Mac sauce, pickle + crisp lettuce.£14.00Classic
Sliced white onion, tomato, crisp lettuce, house relish, pickle + mayo.£9.50Irn-Bru Pulled Pork
Patty, overnight Irn-Bru pulled pork, smoky redneck BBQ sauce, oozy cheddar + slaw.£14.00PopularBrisket
Patty, 12-hour brisket, oozy cheddar, crispy onions + Sriracha mayo.£16.00Haggis
Patty, grilled slice of Macsween haggis, Applewood smoked cheddar, crispy onions, garlic mayo + our infamous peppercorn sauce.£14.50
Vegan Burgers
Our vegan burgers are grilled to perfection on the flat-top + sandwiched in a toasted brioche.
The Maccy Vee
Iconic fast food doppelganger - double patty, American trash cheese, Mad Mac sauce, pickle + crisp lettuce.£14.00PopularVegan Haggis
Patty, grilled slice of haggis, Applewood smoked cheddar, crispy onions, garlic mayo + our infamous peppercorn sauce.£14.50VeganClassic Vegan
Sliced white onion, tomato, crisp lettuce, house relish, pickle + mayo.£9.50Vegan
Chicken Burgers
Buttermilk chicken fillets, seasoned + hand breaded on a toasted brioche.
American
Fried chicken, crisp lettuce + garlic mayo.£12.00Korean
Fried chicken, sweet + spicy Gochujang sauce, lettuce, pickled cucumber + sesame seeds.£14.00
Seitan Burgers
Crispy breaded seitan fillets, seasoned + hand breaded in a toasted brioche.
Korean Seitan
Currently sold out£14.00PopularAmerican Seitan
Currently sold out£12.00Vegan
Mains
Trash Steak
Highly rated· Crispy seasoned French fries topped with chargrilled slices of 6oz Scottish sirloin steak topped with caramelised onions and doused in our insanely good peppercorn sauce. Cooked medium.£16.00Chicken in a basket
Buttermilk chicken fillets, seasoned + breaded in house with fries + slaw.£12.00Seitan in a basket
Currently sold out£12.00VeganVegan Trash Steak
Sliced seitan, chips, caramelised onions + lashings of our infamous peppercorn sauce.£16.00VeganVegan mac + cheese
Gooey with house cheese sauce£10.00VeganMac + cheese
Gooey with house cheese sauce£10.00
Scheme Poutines
Brisket Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with 12-hour beef brisket, Sriracha mayo, fresh chillies + crispy onions.£10.49Haggis Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with grilled haggis, crispy onions + infamous peppercorn sauce.£9.50Salt + Chilli Popcorn Chicken Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with crispy seasoned popcorn chicken, Chinese curry sauce, bell peppers + onions.£9.50Pepper Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with infamous peppercorn sauce.£7.50Irn-Bru Pulled Pork Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with pulled pork, redneck BBQ sauce, garlic mayo + sliced jalapenos.£9.50
Vegan Scheme Poutines
Salt + Chilli Popcorn Seitan Poutine
Currently sold out£9.50VeganVegan Peppercorn Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with infamous peppercorn sauce.£7.50Vegan Haggis Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with haggis, crispy onions + peppercorn sauce.£9.50
Sides
Fries
Crispy, golden fries — lightly salted and served hot. A classic side that goes with everything.£4.00Vegan Mac & Cheese Pot
Creamy indulgent carb overload! Our vegan homemade gooey macaroni cheese — rich, comforting, and totally plant-based.£4.00Tater Tots
Mini seasoned crispy potato croquettes — crunchy on the outside, fluffy inside. Totally snackable.£4.00Mac & Cheese Pot
Creamy indulgent carb overload…in miniature form. Our homemade three-cheese macaroni features cheddar, Swiss and mozzarella.£4.00Salt + chilli fries
Crispy fries loaded with a savoury mix of salt, chilli, and seasoning. A flavour-packed twist on the classic.£5.00PopularCajun fries
Golden fries tossed in bold Cajun seasoning — smoky, spicy, and seriously moreish.£5.00PopularCrunchy House Slaw
Fresh, crisp shredded slaw tossed in a light, tangy dressing. The perfect cool contrast to any meal.£3.00Garlic bread
Toasted and golden with a buttery garlic spread — soft, warm, and perfect for sharing.£3.00
Dips
Peppercorn
Our infamous peppercorn sauce! Rich, creamy, and peppery with a bold kick — perfect for burgers, fries, or dipping your chicken.£1.50Gochujang
Korean-style chilli paste with sweet, savoury heat and deep umami flavour. Spicy and irresistible.£1.50Vegan Garlic Mayo
All the flavour of our classic garlic mayo, made completely plant-based. Creamy, garlicky goodness.£1.00Redneck BBQ
Smoky, sweet, and just the right amount of sticky. A BBQ lover’s dream dip.£1.00Garlic Mayo
Smooth, garlicky, and seriously addictive. A classic dip that goes with everything.£1.00Buffalo
Fiery, tangy, and buttery — the ultimate hot sauce for wings, bites, or brave dippers.£1.50Blue cheese
Creamy and tangy with a bold blue cheese punch. The perfect cool contrast to spicy dishes.£1.50Red pepper mayo
Smoky roasted red pepper blended into creamy mayo. Sweet, tangy, and full of flavour.£1.00Sriracha
A spicy chilli kick with a garlicky twist. Bold heat that lingers.£1.00
Desserts
Vegan Salted Caramel Cheesecake
Vegan chocolate salted caramel cheesecake served with chocolate sauce and ice cream.£6.95VeganRocky Road Brownie
Salted caramel rocky road brownie with vanilla ice cream.£5.95
Drinks
Irn-Bru
Scotland’s iconic fizzy drink — sweet, citrusy, and unmistakable. 330ml can.£1.95Dr Pepper
Classic American soda with a bold, unique blend of 23 flavours. 330ml can.£1.95Pepsi Max
£1.95Diet Irn-Bru
The sugar-free version of Scotland’s classic fizzy drink. 330ml can.£1.95Pepsi
£1.95Fanta Orange
Bright, fizzy orange flavour – fruity and refreshing. 330ml can.£1.95Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit
£1.95Fanta Lemon
£1.95Schofferhofer Grapefruit
2.5%A refreshing German wheat beer blended with grapefruit juice. Fruity and zesty.£3.60Guinness 0%
£4.50Krombacher 0%
£4.50Jump/ship Steamboat 0%
£5.50