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Seitan in a basket
£12.00American Seitan
£12.00American
£12.00Vegan mac + cheese
£10.00Vegan Haggis Poutine
£9.50Salt + Chilli Popcorn Seitan Poutine
£9.50Classic Vegan
£9.50Haggis
£14.50Vegan Peppercorn Poutine
£7.50Vegan Salted Caramel Cheesecake
£6.95
Nibbles + Sharers
Frickles
Crispy battered pickle slices with a bold seasoning kick, served with smoky roast red pepper mayo. A crunchy, tangy snack.£4.00Halloumi Fries
Thick-cut, golden-fried halloumi sticks topped with kebab-style chilli sauce. Salty, crispy, and full of flavour.£6.50Vegan Halloumi Fries
Crispy vegan halloumi-style fries drizzled with kebab chilli sauce. Savoury, indulgent, and totally plant-based.£6.50
Chicken Wings
Twice cooked crispy chicken wings tossed in your choice of dressing.
Buffalo
Buffalo, blue cheese + spring onions£6.00Salt + chilli
Salt + chilli, Sriracha mayo + fresh chilli£6.00Gochujang
Gochujang, spring onion + sesame seeds.£6.00BBQ
Smoky redneck BBQ, garlic mayo + crispy onions£6.00
Burgers
Our steak burgers are made in-house, grilled to perfection on the flat-top + sandwiched in a toasted brioche.
Haggis
Patty, grilled slice of Macsween haggis, Applewood smoked cheddar, crispy onions, garlic mayo + our infamous peppercorn sauce.£14.50The Mad Mac
Iconic fast food doppleganger - double patty, American trash cheese, Mad Mac sauce, pickle + crisp lettuce.£14.00Brisket
Patty, 12-hour brisket, oozy cheddar, crispy onions + Sriracha mayo.£16.00Irn-Bru Pulled Pork
Patty, overnight Irn-Bru pulled pork, smoky redneck BBQ sauce, oozy cheddar + slaw.£14.00Classic
Sliced white onion, tomato, crisp lettuce, house relish, pickle + mayo.£9.50Popular
Vegan Burgers
Our vegan burgers are grilled to perfection on the flat-top + sandwiched in a toasted brioche.
Classic Vegan
Sliced white onion, tomato, crisp lettuce, house relish, pickle + mayo.£9.50VeganThe Maccy Vee
Iconic fast food doppelganger - double patty, American trash cheese, Mad Mac sauce, pickle + crisp lettuce.£14.00VeganVegan Haggis
Patty, grilled slice of haggis, Applewood smoked cheddar, crispy onions, garlic mayo + our infamous peppercorn sauce.£14.50Vegan
Chicken Burgers
Buttermilk chicken fillets, seasoned + hand breaded on a toasted brioche.
American
Fried chicken, crisp lettuce + garlic mayo.£12.00Korean
Fried chicken, sweet + spicy Gochujang sauce, lettuce, pickled cucumber + sesame seeds.£14.00
Seitan Burgers
Crispy breaded seitan fillets, seasoned + hand breaded in a toasted brioche.
American Seitan
Seitan, crisp lettuce + garlic mayo.£12.00PopularKorean Seitan
Seitan, sweet + spicy Gochujang sauce, lettuce, pickled cucumber + sesame seeds.£14.00Vegan
Mains
Trash Steak
Highly rated· Currently sold out£16.00Seitan in a basket
Bloc's secret recipe seitan fillets, breaded in house with fries + slaw.£12.00VeganChicken in a basket
Buttermilk chicken fillets, seasoned + breaded in house with fries + slaw.£12.00Vegan Trash Steak
Sliced seitan, chips, caramelised onions + lashings of our infamous peppercorn sauce.£16.00VeganVegan mac + cheese
Gooey with house cheese sauce£10.00VeganMac + cheese
Gooey with house cheese sauce£10.00
Scheme Poutines
Brisket Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with 12-hour beef brisket, Sriracha mayo, fresh chillies + crispy onions.£10.49Irn-Bru Pulled Pork Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with pulled pork, redneck BBQ sauce, garlic mayo + sliced jalapenos.£9.50Haggis Poutine
Currently sold out£9.50Pepper Poutine
Currently sold out£7.50PopularSalt + Chilli Popcorn Chicken Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with crispy seasoned popcorn chicken, Chinese curry sauce, bell peppers + onions.£9.50
Vegan Scheme Poutines
Vegan Haggis Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with haggis, crispy onions + peppercorn sauce.£9.50Salt + Chilli Popcorn Seitan Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with crispy seasoned popcorn seitan, Chinese curry sauce, bell peppers + onions.£9.50VeganVegan Peppercorn Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with infamous peppercorn sauce.£7.50
Sides
Fries
Crispy, golden fries — lightly salted and served hot. A classic side that goes with everything.£4.00Side of Vegan Mac & Cheese
Creamy indulgent carb overload! Our vegan homemade gooey macaroni cheese — rich, comforting, and totally plant-based.£5.00Side of Mac & Cheese
Creamy indulgent carb overload…in miniature form. Our homemade three-cheese macaroni features cheddar, Swiss and mozzarella.£5.00PopularCajun fries
Golden fries tossed in bold Cajun seasoning — smoky, spicy, and seriously moreish.£5.00Tater Tots
Mini seasoned crispy potato croquettes — crunchy on the outside, fluffy inside. Totally snackable.£4.00Salt + chilli fries
Crispy fries loaded with a savoury mix of salt, chilli, and seasoning. A flavour-packed twist on the classic.£5.00Crunchy House Slaw
Fresh, crisp shredded slaw tossed in a light, tangy dressing. The perfect cool contrast to any meal.£3.00
Dips
Vegan Garlic Mayo
All the flavour of our classic garlic mayo, made completely plant-based. Creamy, garlicky goodness.£1.00Peppercorn
Currently sold out£1.50Blue cheese
Creamy and tangy with a bold blue cheese punch. The perfect cool contrast to spicy dishes.£1.50Garlic Mayo
Smooth, garlicky, and seriously addictive. A classic dip that goes with everything.£1.00Gochujang
Korean-style chilli paste with sweet, savoury heat and deep umami flavour. Spicy and irresistible.£1.50Sriracha
A spicy chilli kick with a garlicky twist. Bold heat that lingers.£1.00Red pepper mayo
Smoky roasted red pepper blended into creamy mayo. Sweet, tangy, and full of flavour.£1.00Buffalo
Fiery, tangy, and buttery — the ultimate hot sauce for wings, bites, or brave dippers.£1.50Redneck BBQ
Smoky, sweet, and just the right amount of sticky. A BBQ lover’s dream dip.£1.00
Desserts
Vegan Salted Caramel Cheesecake
Vegan chocolate salted caramel cheesecake served with chocolate sauce and ice cream.£6.95VeganRocky Road Brownie
Salted caramel rocky road brownie with vanilla ice cream.£5.95
Drinks
Schofferhofer Grapefruit
2.5%A refreshing German wheat beer blended with grapefruit juice. Fruity and zesty.£3.60Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit
£1.95Irn-Bru
Scotland’s iconic fizzy drink — sweet, citrusy, and unmistakable. 330ml can.£1.95Pepsi Max
£1.95Krombacher 0%
£4.50Pepsi
£1.95Dr Pepper
Classic American soda with a bold, unique blend of 23 flavours. 330ml can.£1.95Fanta Orange
Bright, fizzy orange flavour – fruity and refreshing. 330ml can.£1.95Fanta Lemon
£1.95Diet Irn-Bru
The sugar-free version of Scotland’s classic fizzy drink. 330ml can.£1.95Guinness 0%
£4.50Jump/ship Steamboat 0%
£5.50