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Highly rated· 2x Burgers or Scheme Poutines2x Sides2x Drinks£23.99
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The Maccy Vee
£14.00Pepper Poutine
£7.50Trash Steak
£16.00Salt + Chilli Popcorn Seitan Poutine
£9.50Classic
£9.50Vegan Haggis
£14.50Vegan mac + cheese
£10.00Korean Seitan
£14.00Haggis Poutine
£9.50Mac + cheese
£10.00
Nibbles + Sharers
Vegan Halloumi Fries
Crispy vegan halloumi-style fries drizzled with kebab chilli sauce. Savoury, indulgent, and totally plant-based.£6.50Halloumi Fries
Thick-cut, golden-fried halloumi sticks topped with kebab-style chilli sauce. Salty, crispy, and full of flavour.£6.50Frickles
Crispy battered pickle slices with a bold seasoning kick, served with smoky roast red pepper mayo. A crunchy, tangy snack.£4.00
Chicken Wings
Twice cooked crispy chicken wings tossed in your choice of dressing.
Salt + chilli
Salt + chilli, Sriracha mayo + fresh chilli£6.00Buffalo
Buffalo, blue cheese + spring onions£6.00BBQ
Smoky redneck BBQ, garlic mayo + crispy onions£6.00Gochujang
Gochujang, spring onion + sesame seeds.£6.00
Burgers
Our steak burgers are made in-house, grilled to perfection on the flat-top + sandwiched in a toasted brioche.
Classic
Sliced white onion, tomato, crisp lettuce, house relish, pickle + mayo.£9.50The Mad Mac
Highly rated· Iconic fast food doppleganger - double patty, American trash cheese, Mad Mac sauce, pickle + crisp lettuce.£14.00Irn-Bru Pulled Pork
Patty, overnight Irn-Bru pulled pork, smoky redneck BBQ sauce, oozy cheddar + slaw.£14.00Brisket
Patty, 12-hour brisket, oozy cheddar, crispy onions + Sriracha mayo.£16.00Haggis
Patty, grilled slice of Macsween haggis, Applewood smoked cheddar, crispy onions, garlic mayo + our infamous peppercorn sauce.£14.50
Vegan Burgers
Our vegan burgers are grilled to perfection on the flat-top + sandwiched in a toasted brioche.
The Maccy Vee
Iconic fast food doppelganger - double patty, American trash cheese, Mad Mac sauce, pickle + crisp lettuce.£14.00PopularVegan Haggis
Patty, grilled slice of haggis, Applewood smoked cheddar, crispy onions, garlic mayo + our infamous peppercorn sauce.£14.50PopularClassic Vegan
Sliced white onion, tomato, crisp lettuce, house relish, pickle + mayo.£9.50Vegan
Chicken Burgers
Buttermilk chicken fillets, seasoned + hand breaded on a toasted brioche.
Korean
Currently sold out£14.00American
Currently sold out£12.00
Seitan Burgers
Crispy breaded seitan fillets, seasoned + hand breaded in a toasted brioche.
Korean Seitan
Seitan, sweet + spicy Gochujang sauce, lettuce, pickled cucumber + sesame seeds.£14.00VeganAmerican Seitan
Seitan, crisp lettuce + garlic mayo.£12.00Vegan
Mains
Trash Steak
Highly rated· Crispy seasoned French fries topped with chargrilled slices of 6oz Scottish sirloin steak topped with caramelised onions and doused in our insanely good peppercorn sauce. Cooked medium.£16.00Vegan Trash Steak
Sliced seitan, chips, caramelised onions + lashings of our infamous peppercorn sauce.£16.00VeganSeitan in a basket
Bloc's secret recipe seitan fillets, breaded in house with fries + slaw.£12.00VeganVegan mac + cheese
Gooey with house cheese sauce£10.00VeganMac + cheese
Gooey with house cheese sauce£10.00Chicken in a basket
Currently sold out£12.00
Scheme Poutines
Pepper Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with infamous peppercorn sauce.£7.50Haggis Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with grilled haggis, crispy onions + infamous peppercorn sauce.£9.50PopularSalt + Chilli Popcorn Chicken Poutine
Currently sold out£9.50PopularIrn-Bru Pulled Pork Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with pulled pork, redneck BBQ sauce, garlic mayo + sliced jalapenos.£9.50Brisket Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with 12-hour beef brisket, Sriracha mayo, fresh chillies + crispy onions.£10.49
Vegan Scheme Poutines
Salt + Chilli Popcorn Seitan Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with crispy seasoned popcorn seitan, Chinese curry sauce, bell peppers + onions.£9.50VeganVegan Peppercorn Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with infamous peppercorn sauce.£7.50Vegan Haggis Poutine
Crispy seasoned fries + cheese with haggis, crispy onions + peppercorn sauce.£9.50
Sides
Side of Vegan Mac & Cheese
Creamy indulgent carb overload! Our vegan homemade gooey macaroni cheese — rich, comforting, and totally plant-based.£5.00Salt + chilli fries
Crispy fries loaded with a savoury mix of salt, chilli, and seasoning. A flavour-packed twist on the classic.£5.00PopularFries
Crispy, golden fries — lightly salted and served hot. A classic side that goes with everything.£4.00Tater Tots
Mini seasoned crispy potato croquettes — crunchy on the outside, fluffy inside. Totally snackable.£4.00Side of Mac & Cheese
Creamy indulgent carb overload…in miniature form. Our homemade three-cheese macaroni features cheddar, Swiss and mozzarella.£5.00Crunchy House Slaw
Fresh, crisp shredded slaw tossed in a light, tangy dressing. The perfect cool contrast to any meal.£3.00Cajun fries
Golden fries tossed in bold Cajun seasoning — smoky, spicy, and seriously moreish.£5.00
Dips
Peppercorn
Our infamous peppercorn sauce! Rich, creamy, and peppery with a bold kick — perfect for burgers, fries, or dipping your chicken.£1.50Vegan Garlic Mayo
All the flavour of our classic garlic mayo, made completely plant-based. Creamy, garlicky goodness.£1.00Buffalo
Fiery, tangy, and buttery — the ultimate hot sauce for wings, bites, or brave dippers.£1.50Gochujang
Korean-style chilli paste with sweet, savoury heat and deep umami flavour. Spicy and irresistible.£1.50Blue cheese
Creamy and tangy with a bold blue cheese punch. The perfect cool contrast to spicy dishes.£1.50Garlic Mayo
Smooth, garlicky, and seriously addictive. A classic dip that goes with everything.£1.00Red pepper mayo
Smoky roasted red pepper blended into creamy mayo. Sweet, tangy, and full of flavour.£1.00Redneck BBQ
Smoky, sweet, and just the right amount of sticky. A BBQ lover’s dream dip.£1.00Sriracha
A spicy chilli kick with a garlicky twist. Bold heat that lingers.£1.00
Desserts
Vegan Salted Caramel Cheesecake
Vegan chocolate salted caramel cheesecake served with chocolate sauce and ice cream.£6.95VeganRocky Road Brownie
Salted caramel rocky road brownie with vanilla ice cream.£5.95
Drinks
Jump/ship Steamboat 0%
£5.50Guinness 0%
£4.50Pepsi
£1.95Pepsi Max
£1.95Fanta Orange
Bright, fizzy orange flavour – fruity and refreshing. 330ml can.£1.95Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit
£1.95Schofferhofer Grapefruit
2.5%A refreshing German wheat beer blended with grapefruit juice. Fruity and zesty.£3.60Dr Pepper
Classic American soda with a bold, unique blend of 23 flavours. 330ml can.£1.95Fanta Lemon
£1.95Irn-Bru
Scotland’s iconic fizzy drink — sweet, citrusy, and unmistakable. 330ml can.£1.95Diet Irn-Bru
The sugar-free version of Scotland’s classic fizzy drink. 330ml can.£1.95Krombacher 0%
£4.50