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Trash Steak
£16.00The Mad Mac
£14.00Sheese The Day
£10.00Haggis Majik
£12.00The Lowlander
£14.50Pure Dead Brilliant
£12.00Spicebag
£12.00Maccy Vee
£15.00Return Of The Mac
£10.00Lone Rancher
£13.00
Chicken Wings + Tenders
Twice cooked crispy chicken wings or juicy boneless tenders, tossed in your choice of dressing.
Buffalo Soldier Tenders
Buffalo, ranch, pickled celery - boneless tenders.£10.00Redneck Tenders
Bourbon BBQ, smoked maple mayo, crispy onions, BBQ dust - boneless tenders.£10.00PopularThe Seshwan Tenders
Salt & chilli dry rub, Szechuan mayo, spring onions, chillies, sesame seeds - boneless tenders.£10.00Pure Gallus Tenders
Irn-Bru hot sauce, blue garlic mayo, sherbet - boneless tenders.£10.00Buffalo Soldier Wings
Buffalo, ranch, pickled celery.£8.00Pure Gallus Wings
Irn-Bru hot sauce, blue garlic mayo, sherbet.£8.00Peanut Butter Jelly Time Wings
Satay sauce, chilli jam, nut dust, pink onions.£8.00Redneck Wings
Bourbon BBQ, smoked maple mayo, crispy onions, BBQ dust.£8.00Thai Me Up Wings
Maple sriracha, sriracha mayo, chillies, sesame seeds.£8.00The Seshwan Wings
Salt & chilli dry rub, Szechuan mayo, spring onions, chillies, sesame seeds.£8.00Seoul Food Wings
Gochujang sauce, chilli crisp, kimchi mayo, spring onions, sesame seeds.£8.00Abra-Kebabra Wings
Babas chilli sauce, garlic mayo, chopped salad, pink onions, donner crumb, chilli dust.£8.00Peanut Butter Jelly Time Tenders
Satay sauce, chilli jam, nut dust, pink onions - boneless tenders.£10.00Thai Me Up Tenders
Maple sriracha, sriracha mayo, chillies, sesame seeds - boneless tenders.£10.00Seoul Food Tenders
Gochujang sauce, chilli crisp, kimchi mayo, spring onions, sesame seeds - boneless tenders.£10.00Abra-Kebabra Tenders
Babas chilli sauce, garlic mayo, chopped salad, pink onions, donner crumb, chilli dust - boneless tenders.£10.00
Vegan Wingz + Tenderz
Crispy cauliflower wings or vegan seitan tenders.
The Seshwan Seitan Tenders
Salt & chilli dry rub, Szechuan mayo, spring onions, chillies, toasted sesame seeds.£10.00PopularPeanut Butter Jelly Time Cauli Wingz
Satay sauce, chilli jam, nut dust, pink onions.£7.00VeganPeanut Butter Jelly Time Seitan Tenders
Satay sauce, chilli jam, nut dust, pink onions.£10.00VeganThai Me Up Seitan Tenders
Maple sriracha, sriracha mayo, chillies, sesame seeds.£10.00VeganSeoul Food Seitan Tenders
Gochujang sauce, chilli crisp, kimchi mayo, spring onions, sesame seeds.£10.00VeganRedneck Cauli Wingz
Bourbon BBQ, smoked maple mayo, crispy onions, BBQ dust.£7.00VeganSeoul Food Cauli Wingz
Gochujang sauce, chilli crisp, kimchi mayo, spring onions, sesame seeds.£7.00Buffalo Soldier Seitan Tenders
Buffalo, ranch, pickled celery.£10.00VeganRedneck Seitan Tenders
Bourbon BBQ, smoked maple mayo, crispy onions, BBQ dust.£10.00VeganAbra-Kebabra Seitan Tenders
Babas chilli sauce, garlic mayo, chopped salad, pink onions, donner crumb, chilli dust.£10.00VeganBuffalo Soldier Cauli Wingz
Buffalo, ranch, pickled celery.£7.00VeganPure Gallus Cauli Wingz
Irn-Bru hot sauce, blue garlic mayo, sherbet.£7.00VeganThai Me Up Cauli Wingz
Maple sriracha, sriracha mayo, chillies, sesame seeds.£7.00VeganThe Seshwan Cauli Wingz
Salt & chilli dry rub, Szechuan mayo, spring onions, chillies, toasted sesame seeds.£7.00VeganAbra-Kebabra Cauli Wingz
Babas chilli sauce, garlic mayo, chopped salad, pink onions, donner crumb, chilli dust.£7.00VeganPure Gallus Seitan Tenders
Irn-Bru hot sauce, blue garlic mayo, sherbet.£10.00Vegan
Burgers
Our steak burgers are made in-house, grilled to perfection on the flat-top + sandwiched in a toasted brioche.
The Mad Mac
Double beef patty, American-style cheese, shredded lettuce, pickles, Mad Mac sauce.£14.00The Highlander
Beef patty, haggis, smoked cheese, caramelised onions, peppercorn mayo, crispy neeps, crispy onions, our infamous peppercorn sauce.£15.50It's A Beef Ting
Beef patty, brioche bun, house sauce, shredded lettuce, pickles.£10.00Old Smokey
Beef patty, 12hr slow cooked brisket, smoked cheese, bourbon BBQ sauce, smoked maple mayo, crispy onions, pickles.£16.00
Vegan Burgers
Our vegan burgers are grilled to perfection on the flat-top + sandwiched in a toasted brioche.
The Lowlander
Plant based patty, vegan haggis, vegan cheese, caramelised onions, vegan peppercorn mayo, crispy neeps, crispy onions, vegan peppercorn sauce.£14.50VeganMaccy Vee
Iconic fast food doppelganger - double patty, American trash cheese, Mad Mac sauce, pickle + crisp lettuce.£15.00VeganNature Boy
Plant based patty, pulled mushrooms, vegan cheese, bourbon BBQ sauce, smoked maple mayo, crispy onions, pickles.£15.00It’s A Plant Ting
Plant based patty, vegan brioche bun, house sauce, shredded lettuce, pickles.£10.50
Chicken Burgers
Buttermilk chicken fillets, seasoned + hand breaded on a toasted brioche.
Alabama Slamma
Fried chicken breast, crispy bacon, bourbon BBQ, smoked maple mayo, lettuce, pickles, crispy onions.£15.50It’s A Chick Thing
Fried chicken breast, house sauce, shredded lettuce, pickles.£12.00Kimchi Slap
Fried chicken breast, Korean ketchup, kimchi mayo, kimchi, shredded lettuce, toasted sesame seeds.£15.00Dude Ranch
Fried chicken breast, buffalo, ranch, pickled celery, shredded lettuce.£14.00
Seitan Burgers
Crispy breaded seitan fillets, seasoned + hand breaded in a toasted brioche.
Kentucky Carnage
Fried seitan, bourbon BBQ, smoked maple mayo, lettuce, pickles, crispy onions.£13.50Lone Rancher
Fried seitan, buffalo, ranch, pickled celery, shredded lettuce.£13.00Got Seoul
Fried seitan, Korean ketchup, kimchi mayo, kimchi, shredded lettuce, toasted sesame seeds.£14.50VeganIt’s A Seitan Thing
Fried seitan, house sauce, shredded lettuce, pickles.£11.00
Street Eats
Trash Steak
Crispy seasoned French fries topped with chargrilled slices of 6oz Scottish sirloin steak topped with caramelised onions and doused in our insanely good peppercorn sauce. Cooked medium.£16.00PopularSheese The Day
Three cheese vegan Mac with a side of garlic bread.£10.00VeganSalty Baws
Tater tots, salt and chilli seasoning, maple sriracha glaze, sriracha mayo, chillies, spring onions, toasted sesame seeds.£7.00Return Of The Mac
Three cheese mac£10.00Get Clucked
Fried seitan tenders, fries, slaw.£12.00VeganTrash Seitan
Sliced seitan, fries, caramelised and crispy onions, vegan peppercorn sauce.£16.00VeganCluck It
Fried chicken tenders, fries, slaw.£13.00
Loaded Fries
Deep South
Fries, cheese mix, 12hr slow cooked brisket, bourbon BBQ, smoked maple mayo, pink onions, crispy onions.£12.00Pure Dead Brilliant
Fries, cheese mix, haggis, crispy turnip, crispy onions, peppercorn sauce.£12.00Spicebag
Fries, cheese mix, chopped chicken tenders, curry sauce, salt and chilli seasoning, chillies & spring onions, toasted sesame seeds.£12.00Infamous
Fries, cheese mix, crispy onions, our infamous peppercorn sauce.£8.50Blame Canada
Fries, cheese mix drowned in onion gravy.£7.50Pig Out
Fries, cheese mix, pulled pork, bourbon BBQ, garlic mayo, bacon bits, jalapeños.£12.00Haud Yer Wheesht
Fries, cheese mix, chicken shawarma, babas chilli sauce, garlic mayo, chopped salad, pink onions, chilli dust.£12.00
Vegan Loaded Fries
Haggis Majik
Fries, vegan cheese, vegan haggis, crispy neeps, crispy onions, vegan peppercorn sauce.£12.00VeganWild Thing
Fries, vegan cheese, pulled shiitake mushrooms, bourbon BBQ, smoked maple mayo, crispy onions.£12.00VeganSpicebag Supreme
Fries, vegan cheese, seitan bites, curry sauce, salt and chilli seasoning, chillies, spring onions, toasted sesame seeds.£12.00VeganDon’t Tell Canada
Fries, vegan cheese, drowned in onion gravy.£7.50VeganCool Story Bro
Fries, cheese mix, vegan chicken shawarma, babas chilli sauce, garlic mayo, chopped salad, pink onions, chilli dust.£11.00VeganInfamously Vegan
Fries, vegan cheese, crispy onions, vegan peppercorn sauce.£8.50Vegan
Sides
Tater Tots
Mini seasoned crispy potato croquettes — crunchy on the outside, fluffy inside. Totally snackable.£4.00Frickles
Currently sold out£4.50Fries
Crispy, golden fries — lightly salted and served hot. A classic side that goes with everything.£4.00Side of Vegan Mac & Cheese
Creamy indulgent carb overload! Our vegan homemade gooey macaroni cheese — rich, comforting, and totally plant-based.£5.00Side of Mac & Cheese
Creamy indulgent carb overload…in miniature form. Our homemade three-cheese macaroni features cheddar, Swiss and mozzarella.£5.00Cajun fries
Golden fries tossed in bold Cajun seasoning — smoky, spicy, and seriously moreish.£5.00PopularSalt + chilli fries
Crispy fries loaded with a savoury mix of salt, chilli, and seasoning. A flavour-packed twist on the classic.£5.00PopularTruffle + Parmesan Fries
£5.00Truffle + Parmesan Tater Tots
£5.00Crunchy House Slaw
Fresh, crisp shredded slaw tossed in a light, tangy dressing. The perfect cool contrast to any meal.£3.00Salt + Chilli Tater Tots
£5.00Cajun Tater Tots
£5.00
Dips
Peppercorn
Our infamous peppercorn sauce! Rich, creamy, and peppery with a bold kick — perfect for burgers, fries, or dipping your chicken.£1.50Garlic Mayo
Smooth, garlicky, and seriously addictive. A classic dip that goes with everything.£1.00Vegan Garlic Mayo
All the flavour of our classic garlic mayo, made completely plant-based. Creamy, garlicky goodness.£1.00Buffalo
Fiery, tangy, and buttery — the ultimate hot sauce for wings, bites, or brave dippers.£1.50Ranch
£1.00Gravy
£1.50Redneck BBQ
Smoky, sweet, and just the right amount of sticky. A BBQ lover’s dream dip.£1.00Maple Sriracha
A spicy chilli kick with a sweet maple twist. Bold heat that lingers.£1.00Smoked Maple Mayo
£1.00Babas Chilli Sauce
£1.00Irn-Bru Hot Sauce
£1.00House Sauce
£1.00Curry Sauce
£1.50
Drinks
Irn-Bru
Scotland’s iconic fizzy drink — sweet, citrusy, and unmistakable. 330ml can.£2.25Fanta Lemon
330 ml can.£2.25Dr Pepper
Classic American soda with a bold, unique blend of 23 flavours. 330ml can.£2.25Fanta Orange
Bright, fizzy orange flavour – fruity and refreshing. 330ml can.£2.25Pepsi
330 ml can.£2.25Pepsi Max
330 ml can.£2.25Diet Irn-Bru
The sugar-free version of Scotland’s classic fizzy drink. 330ml can.£2.25Red Stripe
4.7%Easy-drinking Jamaican lager with a light, crisp finish.£4.50Schofferhofer Grapefruit
2.5%A refreshing German wheat beer blended with grapefruit juice. Fruity and zesty.£3.60Guinness 0%
£4.50Jump/ship Steamboat 0%
£5.50Red Bull
£3.00
