Deliveroo’s Choice
This is one of our best value restaurants, with great prices, service and quality.Going the extra mile
This is an extended delivery order. Delivery times and fees may be higher.
2 Meal Deals from £14.50
Good value everyday
Meal for One
Any burger, side of fries and drink£14.50PopularMeal for Two
TWO Burgers, TWO Sides & TWO Cans£27.99
Popular with other people
Buffalo
£7.50Jalapeno Popper Spring Rolls
£8.00The Classic
£10.00Lower East Side
£10.00The Dirty Dipper
£14.00Korean
£7.50Bootleg Big Mac
£10.00The Odyssey
£13.00Dip in Ma Nuts
£14.00Ludlow St. Burger
£13.50
🥓Smokey's Brekkie Gear🥓
Double Brekkie Bun
Sesame seed brioche buns filled with your choice of scran£4.50Pastrami & Egg Dirty Bun
Hash Browns, pastrami, American mustard, fried egg, American cheese£7.45The Breakfast Club Dirty Bun
Crispy fried chicken, bacon, fried egg, American cheese, gochujang£9.50Full Brekkie
Square Sausage, Bacon, Stornoway Black Pudding, Potato Scone, Haggis, Hash Browns, Fried Egg, Heinz Beans, Toast£11.50Triple Brekki Bun
Sesame seed brioche buns filled with your choice of scran£5.50Single Brekkie Bun
Sesame seed brioche buns filled with your choice of scran£3.50
Bodega-Style Buns and Breakfast Extras
Posh Hash Browns
Truffle oil, parmesan, black pepper, truffle mayo£5.00Salt N Chilli Hash Browns
Wi curried mayo, crispy onions, spring onions£5.00Double
With your choice of fillings£7.50Hash Browns
£3.50Single
With your choice of filling£5.50Triple (ffs)
With your choice of filling£9.50
🍔Beef Burgers🍔
The Dirty Dipper
Cheeseburger, haggis, pepper sauce mayo, crispy onions, pepper sauce.£14.00PopularThe Classic
Cheeseburger, caramelised onions, pickles, smokeys burger sauce.£10.00The Odyssey
Cheeseburger, Stornoway black pudding, caramelised onions, truffle mayo.£13.00The Notorious P.I.G
Currently sold out£13.50Bootleg Big Mac
Cheeseburger, lettuce, pickles, onions, bootleg sauce£10.00PopularCheazy-E
Cheeseburger, hash browns, nacho cheese sauce, chilli heatwave Doritos£14.00Ludlow St. Burger
Cheeseburger, pastrami, American mustard, mayo, pickles.£13.50Dead Elvis
Cheeseburger, bacon, onions, peanut butter, cranberry jam.£13.00Trailer Trash
Cheeseburger, ketchup, American mustard, onions, pickles.£10.00
🍔Chicken Burgers🍔
The Cajun Wan
Crispy fried chicken, Cajun seasoning, garlic butter, garlic mayo, American cheese, lettuce£11.50Dip in Ma Nuts
Salt + chilli fried chicken, American cheese, Asian slaw, mayo, crispy onions, satay sauce (contains peanuts).£14.00Hot Mother Clucker
Crispy fried chicken, buffalo sauce, pickles, blue cheese mayo, lettuce.£12.00Middle Class Chick
Crispy fried chicken, bacon, truffle oil, parmesan, lettuce, truffle mayo.£13.50The Dippin Chicken
Salt + chilli fried chicken, American cheese, onions, curried mayo, curry sauce, crispy onions.£13.50KFC
Crispy fried chicken, gochujang, garlic mayo, Asian slaw.£11.50Alabama Burd
Crispy fried chicken, Alabama white sauce, Buckfast BBQ sauce, slaw, pickles, American cheese.£11.50Nashville style hen
Crispy fried chicken, hot Nashville seasoning, pickles, creamy slaw£10.50
🌱🍔Nae Meat Burgers🍔🌱
V.
Korean Chickpea
Chickpea burger, garlic Mayo, Asian slaw, gochujang.£10.00Salt N Chilli Chickpea
Wi curried mayo, onions, lettuce.£10.00Trailer Trash Chickpea
Ketchup, American mustard, onions, pickles£10.00
🥪Grilled Cheese Sandwiches🥪
Lower East Side
Pastrami, cheddar, American mustard, mozzarella, pickles.£10.00Patty Melt
Beef patties, cheddar, mozzarella, caramelised onions, pickles£10.00Pittsburgh Style Cajun Chicken
Cajun chicken, cheddar, mozzarella, slaw, cajun fries£10.00Piggie Smalls
Currently sold out£10.00Just Cheese Pal
Yep just cheese.£7.00Golden Wonder
Cheese and onion.£7.00
🌭Dogs🌭
Smoked Beef hot dogs served in a brioche hot dog roll
Cinema dog
American mustard, ketchup, crispy onions£9.00K-Dog
Tempura battered dog. Gochujang, garlic mayo, spring onions, sesame seeds£10.50Banh Mi
Sriracha, pickled veg, coriander, chillies, mayo, spring onion, cucumber.£10.50Tha Shiznit
Currently sold out£12.00
🍗Chicken Tenders🍗
Crispy fried chicken breast pieces
Ooft
Cajun, garlic butter, garlic mayo£7.50Salt n Chilli
Curry sauce Mayo, spring onions, crispy onions£7.50Buffalo
Blue cheese mayo, buffalo sauce, spring onions£7.50PopularKorean
Gochujang, garlic mayo, sesame seeds, spring onions.£7.50Hot Wans
Nashville style tenders, pickles, creamy slaw£7.50Vietnamese
Hoisin, sriracha, garlic mayo, crispy onions, coriander£7.50Posh Wans
Truffle oil, black pepper, Parmesan, truffle Mayo£7.50Double BBQ
Alabama white sauce, Buckfast BBQ sauce, crunchy corn.£7.50
🍤Bits N Bobs🍤
Mac and Cheese
Classic mac or loaded mac, click to see options.£7.50Jalapeno Popper Spring Rolls
Cream cheese, jalapeños, cheddar, mozzarella£8.00Mozzarella Sticks
With your choice of toppings£6.50Oniony, Onionest, Onion Rings
Burnt onion mayo, crispy onions, chives£5.50Chicken Wings
With your choice of sauce£7.50Frickles
Battered pickles wi bootleg sauce for dippage£7.00Onion Rings
Bought in wans - coz they're bangin.£4.50
🍟Fries🍟
Just Salt Pal
£4.00Snobby
Truffle oil, black pepper, parmesan, truffle mayo£6.00Nae Kissin
Cajun, garlic butter, garlic mayo£5.00PopularVietnamese fries
Hoisin, sriracha, garlic mayo, crispy onions, coriander£6.00Buffalo fries
Blue cheese mayo, buffalo sauce, spring onions£7.00Korean fries
Gochujang, garlic mayo, sesame seeds, spring onions£6.00Scampi fries
Togarashi + lime mayo, scampi + sesame crumb£5.50Salt n Chilli
Wi curried mayo, crispy onions, spring onions£6.00
➕🍟Loaded Fries🍟➕
Katsu fries
Salt + chilli chicken, cheddar, curry sauce, crispy onions, coriander, chilli£10.00Scheme poutine
Haggis, cheddar, pepper sauce, crispy onions£9.00Dirty A.F Fries
Currently sold out£12.00Malaysian wans
Salt + chilli chicken, cheddar, satay sauce, coriander, chilli (contains peanuts)£11.00
🍅Dips🍅
Blue Cheese Mayo
£2.00Pepper Sauce
£3.50Nacho Cheese Sauce
£3.50Garlic mayo
£1.00Bootleg Sauce
£2.00Truffle Mayo
£2.00Buckie BBQ Sauce
£2.00Creamy Slaw
£3.50Buffalo sauce
£2.00Honey Sriracha
£2.00Curried Mayo
£2.00Hoisin
£2.00Togarashi + Lime Mayo
£2.00American Mustard
£2.00Burnt Onion Mayo
£2.00Pepper Sauce Mayo
£2.00Alabama White Sauce
£2.00Satay Sauce
£3.50Gochujang
£2.00Sriracha
£1.50Smokeys Burger Sauce
£2.00Hotsauce Ketchup
£2.00Curry Sauce
£3.50Asian Slaw
£3.50
🥤Cold Drinks🥤
Irn Bru
£2.00Coke
£2.00Diet Coke
£2.00Orange San Pellegrino
£2.50Lemon san pellegrino
£2.50Still Water
£2.00Coke Zero
£2.00Diet Irn Bru
£2.00