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1 Meal Deal from £28.49
Good value everyday
Meal for Two
TWO Burgers, TWO Sides & TWO Cans£28.49
Popular with other people
Bootleg Big Mac
£10.00Korean tenders
£7.50The dirty dipper
£13.50The Classic
£10.00The odyssey
£13.00Buffalo tenders
£7.50Lower East Side
£9.50Hot Mother Clucker
£12.00Dip in Ma Nuts
£13.50KFC
£10.50
🍳 SMK Breakfast Muffins 🍳
Square Sausage, Fried Egg & American Cheese Muffin
Sausage, Fried Egg & American Cheese Muffin£5.00Which Came First
Crispy fried chicken, American Cheese, Bacon, Honey Sriracha, Fried Egg£8.50Stornoway Black Pudding, Fried Egg & American Cheese Muffin
£5.00Smoked Bacon, Fried Egg & American Cheese Muffin
£5.00Antonio Banderas
Beef Patty, Chorizo, American Cheese, Fried Egg, Griddled Onions£9.00Piggie Smalls
Pietros Itlatian Sausage, Bacon, American Cheese, Fried Egg, Parmesan, Truffle Mayo, Hash Browns£9.00
🥓Brekkie Buns🥓
Sesame seed brioche buns filled with your choice of scran
Double Brekkie Bun
£4.50The Awe Day
Square sausage, bacon, hash browns, american cheese, fried egg£7.00Pastrami & Egg Dirty Bun
Hash Browns, American Cheese, Pastrami, Fried Egg, American Mustard£7.00Single Brekkie Bun
£3.50Triple Brekki Bun
£5.50The Breakfast Club Dirty Bun
Crispy Fried Chicken, Bacon, American Cheese, Fried Egg, Gochujang£8.00
🍔Beef Burgers🍔
Bootleg Big Mac
Cheeseburger, lettuce, onions, pickles, bootleg sauce£10.00PopularThe dirty dipper
Beef patty, cheddar, haggis, pepper sauce Mayo, crispy onions, pepper sauce dip.£13.50The odyssey
Cheeseburger, Stornoway black pudding, caramelised onions, truffle mayo£13.00The Classic
Cheeseburger, caramelised onions, pickles, Smokey’s sauce£10.00The Birria Burger
Cheeseburger, birria beef, onion, coriander, burnt onion mayo, spicy beef broth£14.50Reef N Beef
Cheeseburger, chicken fried prawns, onions, togarashi + lime mayo£15.00Ludlow St. Burger
Beef patty, cheddar, pastrami, American mustard, pickles, mayo.£13.50Trailer Trash
Beef patty, cheddar, white onion, pickles, ketchup, American mustard£10.00
🍔Chicken Burgers🍔
THE DIPPIN CHICKEN
Crisp fried salt and chilli chicken burger, American cheese, onions, curry sauce Mayo. Crispy onions and katsu sauce for dipping£12.50Dip in Ma Nuts
Salt + Chilli Fried Chicken, Mayo, Asian slaw, American cheese, satay sauce (contains nuts), crispy onions£13.50KFC
Crispy fried chicken, gochujang, Asian slaw, garlic mayo.£10.50Hot Mother Clucker
Crispy fried chicken, buffalo, lettuce, pickles, blue murder mayo.£12.00Middle Class Chick
Crispy fried chicken, bacon, lettuce, truffle oil, parmesan, truffle mayo.£13.50Bombay bad boy
Crispy fried chicken, masala butter, Smokey’s kerala hotsauce, channa dal, curried Mayo, slaw£12.00Nashville style hen
Crispy fried chicken, Nashville seasoning, pickles, creamy slaw£10.50
🌱🍔Nae Meat Burgers🍔🌱
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Korean Chickpea
Chickpea burger, garlic Mayo, Asian slaw, gochujang.£10.00Classic chickpea
Chickpea burger, American cheese, caramelised onions, pickles, Smokey’s sauce£10.00Bombay chickpea
Chickpea burger, masala butter, Smokey’s kerala hot sauce, curried Mayo, channa dal, slaw£10.00
🍗Chicken Tenders🍗
Crispy fried chicken breast pieces
Vietnamese tenders
Hoisin, sriracha, garlic mayo, crispy onions, coriander.£7.50Pure Buzzin Tenders
Honey Sriracha, pickled veg, coriander, black pepper mayo.£7.50Korean tenders
Gochujang, garlic mayo, sesame seeds, spring onions.£7.50Buffalo tenders
Buffalo sauce, blue murder mayo, spring onions.£7.50PopularSalt n chilli tenders
Curry sauce Mayo, spring onions, crispy onions£7.50Hot wans tenders
Nashville style tenders, pickles, creamy slaw£7.50Posh tenders
Truffle oil, black pepper, Parmesan, truffle Mayo£7.50Wee nippy yins tenders
Masala butter, kerala hot sauce, curried Mayo, coriander, Channa dal£7.50
🥪Grilled Cheese Sandwiches🥪
Anthony Soprano
Pietros Italian Sausage, Cheddar, Parmesan, Garlic Butter, Onions£10.00Patty Melt
Beef patty, cheddar, onions, pickles.£9.50Lower East Side
Pastrami, pickles, cheddar, American mustard.£9.50Golden Wonder
Cheese and onion.£7.00Ottoman Empire Toastie
Chicken shawarma, pickles, onion, jalepenos, cheddar£9.50Just Cheese Pal
Yep just cheese.£7.00Frida Kahlo
Birria beef, cheddar, onion, coriander£10.00
🍟Fries🍟
Cajun (Nae Kissin)
With garlic butter and garlic mayo.£5.00PopularJust Salt Pal
£4.00Snobby
Truffle oil, parmesan, black pepper, truffle mayo, chives.£6.00Vietnamese fries
Hoisin, sriracha, garlic Mayo, crispy onions.£6.00Scampi fries
Togarashi and lime mayo, scampi and sesame crumb£5.50Buffalo fries
House made buffalo sauce, spring onions, blue cheese mayo.£6.00Korean fries
Gochujang, garlic Mayo, spring onions, sesame seeds.£6.00
➕🍟Loaded Fries🍟➕
Scheme poutine
Haggis, peppercorn sauce, cheddar, crispy onions.£9.00Katsu fries
Salt n chilli chicken, cheddar, katsu curry sauce, crispy onions, coriander£10.00Malaysian wans
Cheddar, fried chicken, satay sauce, pickled veg, coriander£11.00Filthy Cow Fries
Birria Beef, cheddar, coriander, onions£11.00
🍤Bits N Bobs🍤
Southern Fried Prawns
Picco de gallo, Togarashi + Lime mayo, coriander£8.50Jalapeno Popper Spring Rolls
Cream cheese, mozzarella, cheddar, jalapenos.£7.00Frickles
Beer battered pickles wi bootleg sauce for dippage.£7.00Oniony, Onionest, Onion Rings
Burnt onion mayo, crispy onions, chives.£5.50Mac and Cheese
Classic mac or loaded mac, click to see options.£7.50PopularSnobby mozzarella sticks
Wi truffle oil, chilli, Parmesan, truffle Mayo£7.50Chicken Shawarma Spring Rolls
Currently sold out£8.00Onion Rings
Bought in wans - coz they're bangin.£4.50Creamy Slaw
£3.50Asian Slaw
£3.50
🍅Dips🍅
Honey Sriracha
£2.00Garlic mayo
£1.00Truffle Mayo
£2.00Blue Cheese Mayo
£2.00Buffalo sauce
£2.00Togarashi + Lime Mayo
£2.00Buckie BBQ Sauce
£2.00Togarashi + Lime Mayo
£2.00Smokeys Burger Sauce
£2.00Gochujang
£2.00Pepper Sauce Mayo
£2.00Mayo
£1.00Bootleg Sauce
£2.00Kerala Hot Sauce
£2.00Curried Mayo
£2.00American Mustard
£2.00Ketchup
£1.00Sriracha
£1.50Ketchup
£1.00Hotsauce Ketchup
£2.00Hoisin
£2.00
🥣Sauces🥣
Oor house made sauces
Pepper sauce
Creamy peppercorn sauce ya good thing£3.50Curry sauce
£3.50Mustard & Cheddar Sauce
£3.50Satay sauce
£3.50
🌭Dogs🌭
Smoked Beef hot dogs served in a brioche hot dog roll
Cinema dog
American mustard, ketchup, crispy onions£9.00PopularNYC Dog
Pastrami, American mustard, American cheese, onions, pickles£12.00Doggfather
Caramelised Onions, Truffle Mayo, Parmesan, Bacon Crumb£12.00The Dirty Dog
Birria Beef, Onions, Coriander£12.00
💥Chicken wings💥
Fried chicken wings in your choice of sauce
BBQ wings
Buckfast and hoisin bbq sauce, crispy onions£7.00Buffalo wings
Buffal sauce, spring onions, side of blue cheese mayo£7.00Gochujang wings
Gochujang sauce, sesame seeds, spring onions£7.00Smokey’s Kerala hotsauce
Smokey’s Kerala hotsauce, channa dal, coriander£7.00
👦Weans 👧
Chicken Tenders wi Chips
£6.50Mac 'n' Cheese wi Chips
£6.50Hot Dog wi Chips
£8.00Cheeseburger wi chips
£8.00
🥤Cold Drinks🥤
Coke
£2.00Irn Bru
£2.00Diet Irn Bru
£2.00Orange San Pellegrino
£2.50Diet Coke
£2.00Sparkling water
£2.00Apple and Blackcurrant fruit shoot
£1.00Still Water
£2.00Lemon san pellegrino
£2.50Orange fruit shoot
£1.00