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2 Meal Deals from £14.50
Good value everyday
Meal for One
Any burger, side of fries and drink£14.50PopularMeal for Two
TWO Burgers, TWO Sides & TWO Cans£22.39£27.99
Popular with other people
The Classic
£10.00Mac and Cheese
£7.50Korean
£7.50Buffalo
£7.50Scheme poutine
£9.00Posh Wans
£7.50Salt n Chilli
£7.50Bootleg Big Mac
£10.00Katsu fries
£10.00Ooft
£7.50
🥓Smokey's Brekkie Gear🥓
Full Brekkie
Square Sausage, Bacon, Stornoway Black Pudding, Potato Scone, Haggis, Hash Browns, Fried Egg, Heinz Beans, Toast£11.50The Breakfast Club Dirty Bun
Crispy fried chicken, bacon, fried egg, American cheese, gochujang£9.50Triple Brekki Bun
Sesame seed brioche buns filled with your choice of scran£5.50Pastrami & Egg Dirty Bun
Hash Browns, pastrami, American mustard, fried egg, American cheese£7.45Double Brekkie Bun
Sesame seed brioche buns filled with your choice of scran£4.50Single Brekkie Bun
Sesame seed brioche buns filled with your choice of scran£3.50
Bodega-Style Buns and Breakfast Extras
Hash Browns
£3.50Posh Hash Browns
Truffle oil, parmesan, black pepper, truffle mayo£5.00Single
With your choice of filling£5.50Double
With your choice of fillings£7.50Triple (ffs)
With your choice of filling£9.50Salt N Chilli Hash Browns
Wi curried mayo, crispy onions, spring onions£5.00
🍔Beef Burgers🍔
The Classic
Cheeseburger, caramelised onions, pickles, smokeys burger sauce.£10.00Ludlow St. Burger
Cheeseburger, pastrami, American mustard, mayo, pickles.£13.50Bootleg Big Mac
Cheeseburger, lettuce, pickles, onions, bootleg sauce£10.00PopularThe Dirty Dipper
Cheeseburger, haggis, pepper sauce mayo, crispy onions, pepper sauce.£14.00Cheazy-E
Cheeseburger, hash browns, nacho cheese sauce, chilli heatwave Doritos£14.00The Odyssey
Cheeseburger, Stornoway black pudding, caramelised onions, truffle mayo.£13.00Dead Elvis
Cheeseburger, bacon, onions, peanut butter, cranberry jam.£13.00Trailer Trash
Cheeseburger, ketchup, American mustard, onions, pickles.£10.00The Notorious P.I.G
Currently sold out£13.50
🍔Chicken Burgers🍔
Dip in Ma Nuts
Salt + chilli fried chicken, American cheese, Asian slaw, mayo, crispy onions, satay sauce (contains peanuts).£14.00Middle Class Chick
Crispy fried chicken, bacon, truffle oil, parmesan, lettuce, truffle mayo.£13.50The Dippin Chicken
Salt + chilli fried chicken, American cheese, onions, curried mayo, curry sauce, crispy onions.£13.50The Cajun Wan
Crispy fried chicken, Cajun seasoning, garlic butter, garlic mayo, American cheese, lettuce£11.50KFC
Crispy fried chicken, gochujang, garlic mayo, Asian slaw.£11.50Alabama Burd
Crispy fried chicken, Alabama white sauce, Buckfast BBQ sauce, slaw, pickles, American cheese.£11.50Nashville style hen
Crispy fried chicken, hot Nashville seasoning, pickles, creamy slaw£10.50Hot Mother Clucker
Crispy fried chicken, buffalo sauce, pickles, blue cheese mayo, lettuce.£12.00
🌱🍔Nae Meat Burgers🍔🌱
V.
Trailer Trash Chickpea
Ketchup, American mustard, onions, pickles£10.00Korean Chickpea
Chickpea burger, garlic Mayo, Asian slaw, gochujang.£10.00Salt N Chilli Chickpea
Wi curried mayo, onions, lettuce.£10.00
🥪Grilled Cheese Sandwiches🥪
Pittsburgh Style Cajun Chicken
Cajun chicken, cheddar, mozzarella, slaw, cajun fries£10.00Piggie Smalls
Currently sold out£10.00Lower East Side
Pastrami, cheddar, American mustard, mozzarella, pickles.£10.00Patty Melt
Beef patties, cheddar, mozzarella, caramelised onions, pickles£10.00Just Cheese Pal
Yep just cheese.£7.00Golden Wonder
Cheese and onion.£7.00
🌭Dogs🌭
Smoked Beef hot dogs served in a brioche hot dog roll
Cinema dog
American mustard, ketchup, crispy onions£9.00K-Dog
Tempura battered dog. Gochujang, garlic mayo, spring onions, sesame seeds£10.50Tha Shiznit
Currently sold out£12.00Banh Mi
Sriracha, pickled veg, coriander, chillies, mayo, spring onion, cucumber.£10.50
🍗Chicken Tenders🍗
Crispy fried chicken breast pieces
Posh Wans
Truffle oil, black pepper, Parmesan, truffle Mayo£7.50Vietnamese
Hoisin, sriracha, garlic mayo, crispy onions, coriander£7.50Korean
Gochujang, garlic mayo, sesame seeds, spring onions.£7.50Buffalo
Blue cheese mayo, buffalo sauce, spring onions£7.50Ooft
Cajun, garlic butter, garlic mayo£7.50Salt n Chilli
Curry sauce Mayo, spring onions, crispy onions£7.50Hot Wans
Nashville style tenders, pickles, creamy slaw£7.50Double BBQ
Alabama white sauce, Buckfast BBQ sauce, crunchy corn.£7.50
🍤Bits N Bobs🍤
Mac and Cheese
Classic mac or loaded mac, click to see options.£7.50PopularMozzarella Sticks
Currently sold out£6.50PopularOniony, Onionest, Onion Rings
Burnt onion mayo, crispy onions, chives£5.50Jalapeno Popper Spring Rolls
Currently sold out£8.00PopularFrickles
Battered pickles wi bootleg sauce for dippage£7.00Chicken Wings
With your choice of sauce£7.50Onion Rings
Bought in wans - coz they're bangin.£4.50
🍟Fries🍟
Just Salt Pal
£4.00Nae Kissin
Cajun, garlic butter, garlic mayo£5.00Vietnamese fries
Hoisin, sriracha, garlic mayo, crispy onions, coriander£6.00Snobby
Truffle oil, black pepper, parmesan, truffle mayo£6.00Buffalo fries
Blue cheese mayo, buffalo sauce, spring onions£7.00Salt n Chilli
Wi curried mayo, crispy onions, spring onions£6.00Scampi fries
Togarashi + lime mayo, scampi + sesame crumb£5.50Korean fries
Gochujang, garlic mayo, sesame seeds, spring onions£6.00
➕🍟Loaded Fries🍟➕
Scheme poutine
Haggis, cheddar, pepper sauce, crispy onions£9.00Katsu fries
Salt + chilli chicken, cheddar, curry sauce, crispy onions, coriander, chilli£10.00Malaysian wans
Salt + chilli chicken, cheddar, satay sauce, coriander, chilli (contains peanuts)£11.00Dirty A.F Fries
Currently sold out£12.00
🍅Dips🍅
Blue Cheese Mayo
£2.00Buffalo sauce
£2.00Garlic mayo
£1.00Pepper Sauce
£3.50Buckie BBQ Sauce
£2.00Burnt Onion Mayo
£2.00Truffle Mayo
£2.00Alabama White Sauce
£2.00Asian Slaw
£3.50Smokeys Burger Sauce
£2.00Nacho Cheese Sauce
£3.50Creamy Slaw
£3.50Maple Sauce
£2.00Gochujang
£2.00Bootleg Sauce
£2.00Curried Mayo
£2.00Sriracha
£1.50Hoisin
£2.00Togarashi + Lime Mayo
£2.00American Mustard
£2.00Honey Sriracha
£2.00Pepper Sauce Mayo
£2.00Hotsauce Ketchup
£2.00Curry Sauce
£3.50Satay Sauce
£3.50
🌶️Smokey Trotters Kitchen HOTSAUCE🌶️
Oor sauce is made wi nae crap, it’s vegan tae if ye want tae know.
Hotsauce
£6.00
🥤Cold Drinks🥤
Coke
£2.00Orange San Pellegrino
£2.50Irn Bru
£2.00Diet Coke
£2.00Lemon san pellegrino
£2.50Coke Zero
£2.00Diet Irn Bru
£2.00Still Water
£2.00Sparkling water
£2.00