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About Three Wise Monkeys - Colchester
Delivering BBQ Smokehouse Food and a great choice of craft and draught beers to your door
Smoked Wings
4 x Smoked Chicken Wings Choose your flavour
£8.008 x Smoked Chicken Wings Choose your flavour
£15.0012 x Smoked Chicken Wings Choose your flavour
£21.00
Dirty Fries
Dirty Fries - Coffee Smoked Brisket
Coffee Smoked Brisket, Omb Gravy, Chimichurri served with Chilli, Crispy Onions, OMB Pickled Red Onion and Cheese£13.50Dirty Fries - Barbacoa Pulled Pork
Barbacoa Pulled Pork with OMB Mexican Chilli Sauce served with Chilli, Crispy Onions, OMB Pickled Red Onion and Cheese£12.00Dirty Fries - Southern Fried Mushroom
Southern fried Mushroom with Siracha served with Chilli, Crispy Onions, OMB Pickled Red Onion and Vegan Cheese£11.00
Mains
TWM Smoked Meat Combo
Three Wise Monkeys Smoked Meat Combo - Slow-smoked beef brisket, crispy pulled pork, Wild Boar Sausages served with Seasoned fires, Pickles and Slaw£25.00PopularMega Monkey Combo
Mega Monkey Combo - Slow-smoked beef brisket, pulled pork, jalapeño sticky chicken thighs, wild boar sausage, 6 x OMB infused Korean BBQ wings, seasoned fries, red slaw, mac and cheese, onion rings & corn cob£50.00The Smokehouse Burger
6oz steak patty topped with pulled pork & smoked brisket served in a sesame seed brioche bun with mayo, cheese and crispy onions, with gem lettuce, beef tomato and pickle. Served with seasoned fries£20.00Louisiana Crab Burger
Louisiana Crab Burger - Served in a brioche bun with lemon mayo and OMB chilli jam, served seasoned fries and red slaw£15.00Katsu Chicken Burger
Chicken Katsu Burger, Breaded fried Chicken with Katsu Sauce, Baby Gem, Beef Tomato and Pickles, Served with seasoned fries and Slaw£14.00TWM Cheeseburger
6oz steak patty, topped with jack cheese, OMB smoked tomato chutney, burger sauce, gem lettuce, beef tomato & pickle. Served with seasoned fries£14.00Beetroot Burger
Chicken and Rib Combo – ½ Rack Smoked Chilli Sticky Ribs, Smoked Bone in Jalapeno Honey Chicken Thighs, Served with Corn on the cob, Seasoned fries, Pickles and Slaw£14.00Chicken & Ribs Combo
Chicken and Rib Combo – ½ Rack Smoked Chilli Sticky Ribs, Smoked Bone in Jalapeno Honey Chicken Thighs, Corn on the cob, Seasoned fries, Pickles and Slaw£30.00Smoked Chilli Sticky Ribs and Fries
Full Rack of Slow-smoked Pork Ribs with OMB Korean BBQ Gochujang sauce. Served with pineapple salsa, seasoned fries and red slaw£28.00
Sides
Sweet Potato Fries
Sweet Potato Fries£5.50PopularSide Salad
Side Salad£4.50Red Slaw
£3.50Seasoned Fries
Seasoned Fries£4.50Onion Rings
Onion Rings£4.50Corn on the Cob
Corn on the Cob£4.50Mac 'N' Cheese
£6.00
Desserts
Banana Choc Chip Cake
Banana Choc Chip Cake - Served with caramelized banana & Chantilly cream£7.00Cherry Bakewell Tart
Cherry Bakewell Tart with Vanilla Ice Cream.£8.00
Other Monkey Brewing
OMB Dreaming of Evil Sweet Stout - 440ml Can - 4.7%
SWEET STOUT 4.7% Remember when Stouts tasted like stouts. All the qualities of a great Stout, Rich roasted coffee, layered chocolate and caramel, with just enough sweetness to harmonize. HOPS: BRAMLING CROSS ALLERGENS: CONTAINS GLUTEN VEGAN FRIENDLY: YES£5.30OMB Great Journey Begins Pale Ale - 440ml Can - 4.5%
PALE ALE 4.5% Where it all began. Our session Pale, inspired by the idea there is a beer for everyone, we brewed this crowd favourite to be that one beer for almost everyone, packed with flavour, designed for all occasions. HOPS: MOSAIC, CITRA ALLERGENS: CONTAINS GLUTEN VEGAN FRIENDLY: YES£5.10
Soft Drinks
Coca Cola 330ml Can
Coca Cola£2.00Appletiser 330ml Bottle
Appletiser£3.20Diet Coke 330ml Can
Diet Coke£2.00
Bottles and Cans
Peroni Nastro Azzuro
Italian lager. 5.1%. 330ml. Ve.£3.90Delirium - Tremens
Belgian Strong Golden Ale. 330ml 8.5%£6.60Mongozo - Mango
Mango wheat beer. 330ml. 3.6%. Ve.£5.70Mongozo - Coconut
Coconut Belgian Wit. 33oml 3.6%. Vegan£5.70Delirium - Red
Belgian Strong Fruit Beer. 330ml 8.0%£6.60Delirium - Nocturnum
Belgian Strong Dark Beer. 330ml 8.5%£6.60
Wine
The Accomplice, Shiraz, 750ml Bottle
Red wine from Australia, 13.5%£23.30Dea Del Mare, Pinot Grigio, 750ml Bottle
White wine from Italy 12.5%£23.30Dea Del Mare Blush, Pinot Grigio Blush, 750ml Bottle
Rose wine from Italy 12%£23.30