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About Three Wise Monkeys - Colchester
Delivering BBQ Smokehouse Food and a great choice of craft and draught beers to your door
Smoked Wings
4 x Smoked Chicken Wings Choose your flavour
£8.008 x Smoked Chicken Wings Choose your flavour
£15.0012 x Smoked Chicken Wings Choose your flavour
£21.00
Dirty Fries
Cuban Pulled Pork Dirty Fries
Cuban Pulled Pork Dirty Fries with Mojo green sauce, chilli, crispy onions, pickled rerd onion and cheese.£12.50Grilled Vegetables Dirty Fries
Grilled Vegetable dirty fries with vegan cheese, siracha sauce, chilli, crispy onions and pickled red onion£10.00VeganMoroccan Lamb Dirty Fries
Moroccan Pulled Lamb, Seasoned Fries, Pomegranate, Yoghurt, Chives, Chilli, Crispy Onions, Pickles Red Onion and Cheese.£14.00Smoked Brisket Dirty Fries
Smoked Brisket dirty fries with OMB chilli, lime and honey glaze served with chilli, crispy onions, pickled red onion and cheese£13.50
Mains
TWM Smoked Meat Combo
Three Wise Monkeys Smoked Meat Combo - Slow-smoked beef brisket, Cuban pulled pork, Smoked Sausages served with Seasoned fires, Pickles and Slaw£25.00Mega Monkey Combo
Mega Monkey Combo - Slow-smoked beef brisket, pulled pork, Moroccan smoked pulled lamb, garlic and thyme smoked chicken thighs, smoked sausage, confit smoked crispy duck leg, seasoned fries, red slaw, mac and cheese, onion rings & corn cob£55.00Chicken & Ribs Combo
Chicken and Rib Combo – ½ Rack Smoked Sticky Ribs in OMB Honey Glaze, Smoked Garlic and Thyme Chicken Thighs, Corn on the cob, Seasoned fries, Pickles and Slaw£32.00Asian Prawn and Haddock Burger
Asian Prawn and Haddock Burger with Wasabi Mayo, Baby Gem, Spring Onion and Crispy Beansprouts. Served with Seasoned Fries and Slaw.£16.00Falafel Burger
Falafel Burger, With Garlic mayo, Vegan Cheese, Baby Gem, Beef Tomato, Pickles in a Beetroot Bun. Served with Seasoned Fries and Slaw£12.00VeganSouthern Fried Chicken Burger
Sothern Fried Chicken Burger with Other Monkey Brewing Honey BBQ sauce, Jack Cheese, Baby Gem, Beef Tomato and Pickles. Served with Seasoned Fries and Slaw.£13.50Truffle Burger
Truffle Burger, Beef Patty, Caramelised Onions, Truffle Mayo, Jack Cheese, Gem Lettuce, Beef Tomato and Pickles. Served with Seasoned Fries and Slaw.£15.00TWM Bacon Cheeseburger
TWM Bacon Cheeseburger, Beef Patty, Jack Cheese, Streaky Bacon, Burger Sauce, Caramelised Onion Relish, Gem Lettuce, Beef Tomato, Pickles. Served with Seasoned Fries and Slaw.£13.50
Sides
Sweet Potato Fries
Sweet Potato Fries£5.50VeganSide Salad
Side Salad£4.50VeganRed Slaw
£3.50VeganSeasoned Fries
Seasoned Fries£4.50VeganOnion Rings
Onion Rings£4.50VeganCorn on the Cob
Corn on the Cob£4.50VegetarianMac 'N' Cheese
£6.00Vegetarian
Desserts
Berry Cheesecake
Served with Vanilla Ice Cream£7.00Chocolate Brownie
Served with Vanilla Ice Cream£7.50
Other Monkey Brewing
OMB Dreaming of Evil Sweet Stout - 440ml Can - 4.7%
SWEET STOUT 4.7% Remember when Stouts tasted like stouts. All the qualities of a great Stout, Rich roasted coffee, layered chocolate and caramel, with just enough sweetness to harmonize. HOPS: BRAMLING CROSS ALLERGENS: CONTAINS GLUTEN VEGAN FRIENDLY: YES£5.30OMB Great Journey Begins Pale Ale - 440ml Can - 4.5%
PALE ALE 4.5% Where it all began. Our session Pale, inspired by the idea there is a beer for everyone, we brewed this crowd favourite to be that one beer for almost everyone, packed with flavour, designed for all occasions. HOPS: MOSAIC, CITRA ALLERGENS: CONTAINS GLUTEN VEGAN FRIENDLY: YES£5.10
Soft Drinks
Coca Cola 330ml Can
Coca Cola£2.00Appletiser 330ml Bottle
Appletiser£3.20Diet Coke 330ml Can
Diet Coke£2.00
Bottles and Cans
Peroni Nastro Azzuro
Italian lager. 5.1%. 330ml. Ve.£3.90Delirium - Tremens
Belgian Strong Golden Ale. 330ml 8.5%£6.60Mongozo - Mango
Mango wheat beer. 330ml. 3.6%. Ve.£5.70Mongozo - Coconut
Coconut Belgian Wit. 33oml 3.6%. Vegan£5.70Delirium - Red
Belgian Strong Fruit Beer. 330ml 8.0%£6.60Delirium - Nocturnum
Belgian Strong Dark Beer. 330ml 8.5%£6.60
Wine
The Accomplice, Shiraz, 750ml Bottle
Red wine from Australia, 13.5%£23.30Dea Del Mare, Pinot Grigio, 750ml Bottle
White wine from Italy 12.5%£23.30Dea Del Mare Blush, Pinot Grigio Blush, 750ml Bottle
Rose wine from Italy 12%£23.30