About Absurd Bird (Staple Hill Rd, BS16)
You've just found THE best fried chicken, wings and burgers. Come on a road trip of awesome flavors inspired by the Southern States of the USA but mixed in with the best foods from around the world, brought right to your door.20% off entire menu
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Basic Chick Burger
£5.60£7.00Absurd Burger Meal for 1
£11.96£14.95Basic Chick Meal for 1
£7.96£9.95Chicken Tenders
£5.56£6.95Absurd BBQ Chicken Burger
£8.00£10.00Big Rooster Burger
£11.16£13.95BBQ Chick Meal for 1
£7.96£9.95
Deal of the day
Basic Chick Meal for 1
Basic Chick burger- fries- dip and a soft drink£7.96£9.95
Meal Deals & Bundles
Absurd Burger Meal for 1
Any Absurd burger- fries- dip and a soft drink£11.96£14.95Basic Chick Meal for 1
Basic Chick burger- fries- dip and a soft drink£7.96£9.95BBQ Chick Meal for 1
Basic Chick Burger with BBQ sauce- fries- dip and a soft drink£7.96£9.95Buffalo Chick Meal for 1
Basic Chick burger with Buffalo sauce- fries- dip and a soft drink£7.96£9.95Wings Meal for 1
Fried wings, fries, dip and a soft drink£7.96£9.95Tenders Meal for 1
Tenders, fries, dip and a soft drink£7.96£9.95
Burgers
Basic Chick Burger
2 crispy fried tenders with mayo and crunchy lettuce- served in our classic brioche£5.60£7.00Big Rooster Burger
Our freakin huge bird burger with onion rings! - double breast fillets with cheese- hickory smoked BBQ sauce- mayo- lettuce and tomato£11.16£13.95Absurd BBQ Chicken Burger
Crispy breast fillet with awesome smoked hickory BBQ sauce- mayo- lettuce- tomato and coleslaw£8.00£10.00Madbird Buffalo Burger 🌶🌶
Crispy breast fillet with a Buffalo sauce- carrot slaw- blue cheese dressing- mayo- lettuce and tomato£7.96£9.95Spicy Korean BBQ Burger 🌶
Crispy breast fillet with a sweet & hot Korean BBQ sauce- kimchi lettuce- pickles- spicy mayo and a crispy onion ring£8.76£10.95Nashville Hot Burger 🌶🌶 🌶
Crispy breast fillet with our Nashville hot sauce- lettuce- tomato- chipotle mayo- pickles and a crispy onion ring£8.36£10.45
Wings & Tenders
Crispy Fried Wings
Buttermilk soaked and fried for extra crunch. Add a dip for even more flavour£5.16£6.45Chicken Tenders
Buttermilk soaked fried chicken breast tenders with your choice of dip£5.56£6.95Buffalo and Blue Cheese Wings 🌶🌶
Fried wings tossed in our classic hot and tangy Buffalo sauce with blue cheese dressing£5.16£6.45Hickory Smoked BBQ Wings
Fried wings tossed in a smoked hickory BBQ sauce£5.16£6.45Nashville Hot Wings 🌶🌶 🌶
Fried wings tossed in our Nashville hot sauce£5.16£6.45Spicy Korean BBQ Wings 🌶
Fried wings tossed in our Korean BBQ sauce with red chillies- soy sauce- garlic and sesame seeds£5.16£6.45
Sides
Onion Rings (VE)
6 to 8 crispy onion rings freshly fried£3.56£4.45Garlic Dry Rub Fries (VE)
Our classic fries, tossed in a smokey garlic spice£3.16£3.95Sweet Potato Fries (VE)
A large portion of salted sweet potato fries£3.56£4.45Fries (VE)
A large portion of lightly salted golden fries£3.00£3.75
Dips & Sauces
Dip Trip
Choose any 3 of the following dips£1.56£1.95Dips
£0.76£0.95
Drinks
Coca Cola 330ml
£1.59£1.99Coca Cola Zero 330ml
-£1.59£1.99Fanta 330ml
-£1.59£1.99Sprite 330ml
-£1.59£1.99Still Water 330ml
-£1.40£1.75