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About Joeie's Takeaway - Brighton
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Donner Meat and Chips with Cheese (Large)
£11.49Vegetarian Pizza
£16.49£21.99Margherita Pizza
£13.99Meal Deal 1
£11.99Meal Deal 2
£13.99Meat Lovers Pizza
£15.74£20.99Double Pepperoni Pizza
£17.99£23.99Chicken Meal 5
£12.49Four Cheeses Pizza
£17.24£22.99Single Pizza Deal (12")
£12.00
Ready To Drink Premix
Captain Morgan Spiced With Cola 250ml
£3.49
Alcohol
Beers
Desperados 330ml
£3.99Corona Extra 330ml
£3.99Birra Moretti 330ml
£3.99Peroni Nastro Azzurro 330ml
£3.99
spirts
Chekov Vodka 35cl
£12.99
Wine
Hardy’s VR Chardonnay 750ml
£14.99Echo Falls Summer Berries Fruit Fusion 750ml
£11.99
15" Pizzas (Buy 1 Get 1 Free)
All our pizzas are made to order on the premises. We only use the highest quality ingredients and fresh dough. All pizzas are brushed with garlic butter. Thin crust, extra toppings and stuffed crust are available.
Double Pepperoni Pizza
Double pepperoni and extra cheese.£17.99£23.99Meat Lovers Pizza
Pepperoni, ham, meatballs, spicy pork, beef and red onion.£18.74£24.99Margherita Pizza
Tomato, mozzarella and oregano.£18.99Smoking Hot Pizza
Bbq sauce, miced peppers, jalapenos, onions, spicy beef and smoke sausage.£18.74£24.99Four Cheeses Pizza
Mozzarella, red leicester, feta cheese and cheddar.£17.24£22.99Smoky Joe Pizza
Bbq sauce, bacon, BBQ chicken, mushroom and mixed peppers.£17.24£22.99Hot and Spicy Pizza
Pepperoni, jalapeno, garlic, salami and red onion.£17.24£22.99Farmhouse Pizza
Ham and mushroom.£19.99Vegetarian Pizza
Mushroom, sweetcorn, red onions and mixed peppers.£16.49£21.99Smoky Pepperoni Pizza
Pepperoni, smoked sausage, bbq sauce, red onion.£17.24£22.99Hawaiian Pizza
Ham and pineapple.£19.99Florentina Pizza
Mushroom, spinach, egg and feta cheese.£16.49£21.99Seafood Pizza
Tuna, prawns, onions and fresh tomatoes.£17.99£23.99Donner Delight Pizza
Lamb donner, mixed peppers and onions.£18.74£24.99Chicken Tonight Pizza
Mushroom, bbq chicken, spicy chicken and Mexican chicken.£18.74£24.99Harvey's special
Pepperoni, Fetta Cheese, Spicy chicken, extra hot green chilli & mix peppers.£19.49£25.99Joey's Special Pizza
Ham, pepperoni, beef, pork, mixed peppers, mushroom, meat balls and spice chicken.£19.49£25.99
12" Pizzas (Buy 1 Get 1 Free)
All our pizzas are made to order on the premises. We only use the highest quality ingredients and fresh dough. All pizzas are brushed with garlic butter. Thin crust, extra toppings and stuffed crust are available.
Meat Lovers Pizza
Pepperoni, ham, meatballs, spicy pork, beef and red onion.£15.74£20.99Margherita Pizza
Tomato, mozzarella and oregano.£15.99Double Pepperoni Pizza
Double pepperoni and extra cheese.£19.99Donner Delight Pizza
Lamb donner, mixed peppers and onions.£15.74£20.99Chicken Tonight Pizza
Mushroom, bbq chicken, spicy chicken and Mexican chicken.£15.74£20.99Four Cheeses Pizza
Mozzarella, red leicester, feta cheese and cheddar.£18.99Vegetarian Pizza
Mushroom, sweetcorn, red onions and mixed peppers.£17.99Farmhouse Pizza
Ham and mushroom.£16.99Hawaiian Pizza
Ham and pineapple.£16.99Florentina Pizza
Mushroom, spinach, egg and feta cheese.£17.99Smoky Joe Pizza
Bbq sauce, bacon, bbq chicken, mushroom and mixed peppers.£18.99Smoky Pepperoni Pizza
Pepperoni, smoked sausage, bbq sauce, red onion.£18.99Hot and Spicy Pizza
Pepperoni, jalapeno, garlic, salami and red onion.£18.99Seafood Pizza
Tuna, prawns, onions and fresh tomatoes.£19.99Smoking Hot Pizza
Bbq sauce, miced peppers, jalapenos, onions, spicy beef and smoke sausage.£19.99Harvey's special
Pepperoni, Fetta Cheese, Spicy chicken, extra hot green chilli & mix peppers.£17.24£22.99Joey's Special Pizza
Ham, pepperoni, beef, pork, mixed peppers, mushroom, meat balls and spice chicken.£17.24£22.99
9" Pizzas (Buy 1 Get 1 Free)
All our pizzas are made to order on the premises. We only use the highest quality ingredients and fresh dough. All pizzas are brushed with garlic butter. Thin crust, extra toppings and stuffed crust are available at extra cost for each topping.
Margherita Pizza
Tomato, mozzarella and oregano.£13.99Double Pepperoni Pizza
Double pepperoni and extra cheese.£18.99Farmhouse Pizza
Ham and mushroom.£15.99Hawaiian Pizza
Ham and pineapple.£15.99Florentina Pizza
Mushroom, spinach, egg and feta cheese.£16.99Vegetarian Pizza
Mushroom, sweetcorn, red onions and mixed peppers.£16.99Smoky Joe Pizza
Bbq sauce, bacon, bbq chicken, mushroom and mixed peppers.£17.99Four Cheeses Pizza
Mozzarella, red leicester, feta cheese and cheddar.£17.99Smoky Pepperoni Pizza
Pepperoni, smoked sausage, bbq sauce, red onion.£17.99Hot and Spicy Pizza
Pepperoni, jalapeno, garlic, salami and red onion.£17.99Seafood Pizza
Tuna, prawns, onions and fresh tomatoes.£18.99Smoking Hot Pizza
Bbq sauce, miced peppers, jalapenos, onions, spicy beef and smoke sausage.£18.99Donner Delight Pizza
Lamb donner, mixed peppers and onions.£19.99Chicken Tonight Pizza
Mushroom, bbq chicken, spicy chicken and Mexican chicken.£19.99Meat Lovers Pizza
Pepperoni, ham, meatballs, spicy pork, beef and red onion.£19.99Harvey's special
Pepperoni, Fetta Cheese, Spicy chicken, extra hot green chilli & mix peppers.£16.49£21.99Joey's Special Pizza
Ham, pepperoni, beef, pork, mixed peppers, mushroom, meat balls and spice chicken.£16.49£21.99
Pizza Meals
Meal for 2
12" pizza with 3 toppings, 2 garlic bread, 2 fries, coleslaw, 2 desserts, a bottle of soft drink, excluding Ben and Jerry's and Haagen Dazs.£17.99£23.99Single Pizza Deal (12")
Any pizza excludes buy one get one free.£12.00Meal for 1
9" pizza with 3 toppings, garlic bread, fries, coleslaw, desserts, a can of soft drink, excluding Ben and Jerry's and Haagen Dazs.£16.99Single Pizza Deal (15")
Any pizza excludes buy one get one free.£13.99Single Pizza Deal (9")
Any pizza excludes buy one get one free.£9.99
Special Offers
Meal Deal 2
Any kebab with regular fries and a can of soft drink.£13.99Meal Deal 1
Any burger with large fries and can of soft drinks.£11.99
Chicken Meals
Chicken Meal 5
3 pieces of chicken, 2 hot wings, fries and a can of soft drink.£12.49Chicken Poppers Meal
Chicken popcorn, fries and a can of soft drink.£11.49Chicken Meal 4
5 hot wings, fries and a can of soft drink.£9.49Chicken Meal 2
2 pieces of chicken, fries and a can of soft drink.£9.49Twist Meal
Chicken twist, fries and a can of soft drink.£11.49Chicken Meal 1
1 piece of chicken, fries and a can of soft drink.£7.49Chicken Meal 3
1 piece of chicken, 3 hot wings, fries and a can of soft drink.£9.49
Kebabs
Served with salad and sauce.
Donner Meat and Chips with Cheese (Large)
£11.49PopularDonner Kebab
£8.49PopularDonner Meat and Chips (Large)
£10.49PopularChicken Shish
£9.49Two Mix Chicken shish & lamb donner
£11.49Lamb Shish
£9.99Falafel in Pitta
£7.99
Burgers
Cheese Burger
£4.99Chicken Tower Burger
£6.49Half "N" Half
1/4 Beef, 1/4 chicken, cheese, salad & sauce ( a half pounder with beef and chicken.£7.99Donner Burger
£6.49Chicken Burger
£5.49Bacon Burger
£5.49Joey's Special Burger
Bacon, pineapple, extra cheese and garlic mayo.£6.99Mushroom Burger
Beef patty with Mushroom and cheese.£5.49Original Burger
£4.75Veggie Burger
£4.99Hawaiian Burger
Beef patty With pineapple and cheese.£5.49Mad Burger
Bacon, mushroom, cheese, jalapeno and garlic mayo.£6.49
Chicken
Chicken Goujons
5 or 8 pieces.£5.99PopularHot and Spicy Chicken Wings
5 or 8 pieces.£5.99PopularChicken Poppers
£6.49Chicken Nuggets
5 or 8 pieces.£4.49Chicken Twist
£7.991 Southern Fried Chicken Pieces
£2.49
Kids Meals
Kids Pizza Meal
09" pizza meal, 2 toppings of your choice and Ribena.£9.99Kids Nugget Meal
5 pieces chicken nuggets, fries and can of soft drink.£8.49
Side Orders
Chips and Cheese
Regular or large.£4.49Jalapeno Cream Cheese
Regular or large.£4.99Mozzarella Sticks
Regular or large.£4.99Fries
Regular or large.£3.49Garlic Bread with Cheese (4 Pieces)
£4.99Curly Fries
Regular or large.£4.99Onion Rings
Regular or large.£3.496 Dough Balls with Cheese
£4.99Garlic Bread (4 Pieces)
£3.99Garlic Dough Bread with Cheese
£4.996 Dough Balls
£3.99Coleslaw
£3.99Potato Wedges
Regular or large.£4.99Garlic Dough Bread
£3.99Potato Wedges with Cheese
Regular or large.£5.99Garlic Mushroom
£4.49Garlic Mushroom with Cheese
£5.49Mix Salad
£3.99
Dips
Garlic Mayo
£0.99Ketchup
£0.99Bbq
£0.99Chilli
£0.991000 Island
£0.99Mayonnaise
£0.99Blue Cheese
£0.99
Haagen Dazs Ice Cream (500ml)
Cookies and Cream
£7.99Belgium Chocolate
£7.99Strawberry and Cheese Cake
£7.99
Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream (500ml)
Cookie Dough
£7.99Chocolate Fudge Brownie
£7.99Phish Food
£7.99
Desserts
4 warm white chocolate cookies
4 warm white chocolate cookies£4.994 warm double chocolate cookies
4 warm double chocolate cookies£4.99Banoffee Cream Pie
£3.99Chocolate Fudge Cake
£3.99Dime Bar Crunch
£3.99Strawberry Cheesecake
£3.99
Drinks
Rio can
£2.757up 1.5l
£3.99Coca-Cola can
£2.75Coca cola 1.25l
£3.99Tango orange 1.5l
£3.99Yazoo Milkshake Strawberry (Can)
£2.99Sprite can
£2.75Dr pepper
£2.75Mineral Water 500ml
£1.99Yazoo Milkshake Banana
£2.99Diet cola 1.25l
£3.99Fanta orange can
£2.75pepsi max can
£2.75Yazoo Milkshake Chocolate
£2.99Diet Coca-Cola can
£2.75Ribena Strawberry 250ml
0.25L.£2.75Ribena Blackcurrant 250ml
0.25L.£2.75
