Hainault Fryers - Hove delivery from Portslade-by-sea Town

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About Hainault Fryers - Hove
Hainault Fryers amazing fish and chips are fried up in a scrumptious signature batter that’s crispy on the bite, revealing fresh white cod. Like every great chippy – they do other takeaway treats, including burgers, pies, battered Mars bars and battered sausages.
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Large Cod (less Bone/No Skin)
£8.50
Cheese & Chips
£4.00
Cheese Burger
£3.90
Medium Cod (less bone/no skin)
£7.30
Scampi
£5.50
Chicken Bites (10 Pieces)
£6.50
Chicken Nuggets (10)
£5.00
Chicken Quarter (Breast)
£4.60
Salt & Pepper Squid Chunks (10 pieces)
£5.00
Chicken Balti
£3.50

Fish

Please note Fish does NOT come with CHIPS. Please select the preferred size of Chips in the following section (CHIPS).

Large Cod (less Bone/No Skin)
Item does NOT come with Chips
£8.50
Popular
Medium Cod (less bone/no skin)
Item does NOT come with Chips
£7.30
Popular
Large Haddock
Item does NOT come with Chips
£8.50
Medium Huss
Item does NOT come with Chips
£7.30
Medium Haddock
Item does NOT come with Chips
£7.30
Fish Cake
Item does NOT come with Chips
£1.70
Medium Plaice
Item does NOT come with Chips
£7.30
Cod Roe
Item does NOT come with Chips
£1.20
Fresh Lemon
Price per lemon
£0.40
Large Huss
Item does NOT come with Chips
£8.50
Large Plaice
Item does NOT come with Chips
£8.50

Seafood

Please note Seafood does NOT come with CHIPS. ONLY THE SEAFOOD COCKTAIL INCLUDES CHIPS Please select the preferred size of Chips in the following section (CHIPS)

Scampi
Item does NOT come with Chips
£5.50
Salt & Pepper Squid Chunks (10 pieces)
Item does NOT come with Chips
£5.00
Popular
Jumbo Ring Calamari
6 pieces.Item does NOT come with Chips
£5.70
Calamari Rings
10 pieces.Item does NOT come with Chips
£4.70
Fresh Lemon
Price per lemon
£0.40
Prawns Breaded
12 pieces.Item does NOT come with Chips
£8.00
Breaded Crab Claws
6 pieces.Item does NOT come with Chips
£5.70
Cocktail Seafood
4 jumbo calamari, 4 calamari, 4 prawns, 4 scampi, 4 crab claws and Chips, choice of drink and a choice of mushy peas or curry sauce
£19.80£22.00

Chips

We ONLY provide a sachet of salt or/and vinegar. Any extra will need to be paid for. We're extremely sorry but with everything and prices going up we are trying to stay in business than make a profit

Large Chips
We use farm potatoes which are cut fresh daily.
£3.30
Medium Chips
We use farm potatoes which are cut fresh daily.
£2.60
Cheese & Chips
£4.00
Chilli & Cheese Nuggets (10 pieces)
A blend of succulent cheese and spicy chilli peppers in a crispy batter. A delicious bite-size bar snack, side or addition to sharing platters.
£6.50
Halloumi Fries (8 Pieces)
£5.99
Mozzarella Cheese Stick
10 pieces.
£6.50
Jumbo Chilli Cheese (2 pieces)
A delicious blend of creamy cheese and spicy jalapeños, wrapped in a tortilla
£3.50
Black Pepper with Grinder
£5.00
Pink Himalayan Salt with Grinder (305g)
Pink Himalayan Salt
£5.00
×5 Extra Vinegar Sachets
Malt vinegar (Barley)If you'd like vinegar that's not Malt, please buy the vinegar bottle (315ml)
£0.70
Cheesy Platter
2 Mozzarella Sticks2 Cheese & Chilli Nuggets2 Cheese & Jalapeños2 Cheesy Onion Rings2 Halloumi Fries2 Jumbo Hash Browns1 Medium Cheesy Chips
£14.39£15.99

Pukka Pies

All Steak
£3.50
Chicken Balti
£3.50
Chicken & Mushroom
Pukka pie
£3.50
Beef & Onion
£3.50
Steak & Kidney
£3.50
Vegan Steak & Onion
£3.50
Sausage Roll (Pukka Pie)
wrapped, glazed sausage roll, based filling in a light puff pastry sleeve. Evenly spaced diagonal lines on top.
£2.80
Cheese & Onion Pasty
£3.50
Cheese, Leek and Potato Pukka Pie
£3.50

Sausages

Jumbo Sausage
£2.30
Saveloy in BATTER
£2.50
Saveloy
£2.30
Small Sausage
£1.30
Spam Fritter
1 piece
£2.50
Veggie Battered Sausage
Allergy: Wheat flour, wheat, wheat glutenA blend of lightly seasoned vegetables, including carrot, potato, peas, peppers, onion and sweetcorn, shaped in to a traditional sausage.
£1.20
VEGAN Battered Sausage
Allergy:Wheat flour
£1.70
Veggie Sausage
A blend of lightly seasoned vegetables, including carrot, potato, peas, peppers, onion and sweetcorn, shaped in to a traditional sausage.
£1.00
VEGAN Sausage
£1.50

Sandwiches

All sandwiches are served in a bun. Served with sauce.

Fish in Bun & Chips (Meal Deal)
Piece of fish (Cod) in a seeded bun with chips, choice of sauce and choice of drink (500ml drinks will cost extra)
£9.00
Sausage & Bacon & Mushroom & Cheese
Cheese, bacon, sausage and mushrooms in a seeded bun
£4.00
Mega 1
Includes: Bacon + mushroom + cheese + sausage + onion.
£4.00
Bacon Roll
2 slice of bacon in a bun. Sauce included
£3.00
Jumbo Sausage & Bacon
Jumbo Sausage with bacon in a seeded bun
£2.90
Sausage in Bun
2 small Sausages in a bun
£2.50
Fish Cake in Bun & Chips
Fish cake in a seeded bun with chips
£5.00
Meat Feast
Served in a Bun which Includes: Burger + cheese + bacon + sausageChoice of drink And chips.
£8.20

Burgers

Due to customer complaints we no longer provide salad with our burgers. Only Sauce. NO SALAD!

Cheese Burger
The picture shown is a 1/2 (double) cheese burger.
£3.90
1/2 Veggie Burger with Mozzarella
½ vegetable Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.20
1/4 Mozzarella Cheese Burger
¼ cheese Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£6.20
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1/4 Battered Burger Patty
No bun, no cheese, no sauce. Nothing! Just a beef burger in Batter deep fried
£3.50
1/2 Mozzarella Cheese Burger
½ Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.20
1/2 Spam Burger
2 spam fritters in a seeded bun with a choice of sauce
£5.80
Burger in Batter
1/4 = 1 beef burger in Batter (deep fried) in a seeded bun1/2 = 2 beef burgers in Batter (deep fried) in a seeded bun
£4.10
Veggie Burger
£3.90
Hawaiian Burger
£3.90
1/4 Burger Patty
No bun, no sauce just the beef burger
£3.00
1/4 Spam Burger
1 spam fritter in a seeded bun with choice of sauce
£3.50
1/4 Burger & Spam
1 spam fritter with beef burger bun
£5.00
1/2 Burger & Spam
2 spam fritter with beef burger in a bun
£7.00
Plain Burger
£3.90
Bacon Burger
£3.90
1/2 Burger Patty
No bun, no sauce. Just the beef burger
£4.00
1/2 Battered Burger Patty
No bun, no cheese, no sauce. Nothing! Just 2 pieces of battered beef burgers deep fried
£6.80
1/4 Veggie Burger with Mozzarella
¼ vegetable Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£6.20
1/4 Hawaiian Burger with Mozzarella
¼ Hawaiian Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£6.20
1/2 Hawaiian Burger with Mozzarella
½ Hawaiian Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.20
1/4 Bacon Burger with Mozzarella
¼ bacon Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£6.20
1/2 Bacon Burger with Mozzarella
½ bacon Burger with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.20

Chicken

Chicken Bites (10 Pieces)
100% chicken breast fillet Bites. You won't regret it!
£6.50
Chicken Nuggets (10)
£5.00
Popular
Chicken Quarter (Breast)
Quarter chicken breast. Does NOT come with chips
£4.60
Spicy Chicken Bites (10 pieces)
Hand cut, cooked chicken breast in a seasoned crispy coating
£6.50
Normal Chicken Strip
£7.50
Chicken Quarter (Leg)
£4.20
Chicken Burger
100% chicken breast fillet Comes with choice of sauce. Due to customer complaints we no longer include salad. NO SALAD!
£5.99
Chicken Burger with Mozzarella
Chicken with 2 slices of Mozzarella cheese
£7.60
Spicy Chicken Strip
£7.50

Kids Menu

This section is designed for children not for adults. Please be aware that this will not is classed as a whole meal for a typical adult and will not be enough to fill you up. Meal come with 1 Children drink & 1 sachet of sauce of their choice

Fun Fish & Chips (Cod)
Small piece of fish (cod only) with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£6.00
Cheese Burger & Chips
Quarter pounder beef burger with cheese in a bun, with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£5.50
Jumbo Sausage & Chips
Jumbo Sausage (battered or unbattered please chose) with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£4.10
Veggie Burger & Chips
Vegetable burger in a seeded bun with kids size portion of chips. Choice of sauce
£5.00
Fish Cake & Chips
1 fish cake with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£4.30
Kids Chicken Bites & Chips (5 pieces)
100% chicken breast fillet bites & chips, choice of sauce and a cartoon drink
£6.50
Chicken Nugget (6) & Chips
Chicken Nuggets with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£6.00
Chicken Burger & Chips
Chicken burger in a bun, with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£6.00
Simply Fruity 330ml
No added sugar
£1.20
Big Time Bubblegum (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Big Time Orange (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Plain Burger & Chips
Quarter pounder beef burger in a bun, with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£5.00
Savaloy & Chips
Saveloy with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£4.50
Small Sausage & Chips
Small Sausage (battered or unbattered) with a very small portion of chips. Includes a carton drink and 1 sauce sachet. If Extra cheese is chosen, then cheese will be on top of the chips
£3.50
2 Veggie Sausage & Chips
£3.40
Big Time Blackcurrant (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Big Time Raspberry (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Big Time Cola 200ml
£0.70
Flying Saucers (approx 30g)
Down memory lane. Get your hands on the retro UFO Citric wafers with fruit flavours. assorted flavours: apple, strawberry, orange and lemon.
£1.00
Vegan
Super Baby Bottle Candy 23g
Plastic bottle containing sour fruit flavour powder and vanilla flavour top. No artificial colours. Please note; we cannot guarantee which colour you are provided with. not suitable for under 3years old
£1.00

Side Orders

3 Pancake Rolls (Chicken)
Wheat flour (gluten), cabbage, beansprouts, onion, carrots, peas, chicken, Sesame seeds & fish sauce (anchovy)
£6.50
Hash Brown (10 Pieces)
10 pieces of Crispy, Lightly Seasoned Grated Potato with Onion
£4.80
Frickle
Have you ever heard of a Frickle? Well you won't believe what it is, a deep fried battered Gherkin. Yep, you read that correctly. Try one today...... If you dare
£3.00
Mushroom in Batter (10 Pieces)
£2.30
Curry Sauce
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£2.30
Vinegar Bottle 315ml
Not MALT Vinegar
£1.99
Lamb Samosa
Contains: wheat flour, soya. Please note there's a bit of a kick of spice to it.
£2.50
Spam Fritter
1 piece
£2.50
Bread Roll in Butter
Burger bun with butter
£1.00
Pickle Gherkin
£1.00
Just Bread
Just the burger bun. No butter, nothing!
£0.90
Pickle Egg
£1.00
Pickle Onion
£1.00
Chicken Tikka Samosa
Tikka spiced chicken and vegetables wrapped in crispy triangle pastry
£2.30
Pancake Roll (Chicken)
Wheat flour (gluten), cabbage, beansprouts, onion, carrots, peas, chicken, Sesame seeds & fish sauce (anchovy)
£2.30
Curry Pancake Roll
Wheat (GLUTEN)Curry PowderMustard
£2.30
Onion Rings (10 Pieces)
Contains WHEAT
£2.30
Battered Pickle Onion
Have we gone too far with battering food? Now that's something to talk about. Would you attempt to try a deep fried pickle onion in Batter?
£3.00
Pea Fritter
Price for each. Batter contains WHEAT
£1.20
Battered Pickle Egg
Do you have a brave heart to try a deep fried battered pickle egg?
£3.00
Vegetable Samosa
Pastry triangle with vegetables and seasoned with delicate blend of spices
£2.30
Vegan
3 Curry Pancake Rolls
Wheat (GLUTEN)Curry PowderMustard
£6.50
Chinese Pancake Roll
Allergy:Wheat, Gluten
£2.30
Chinese Pancake Rolls (3 Pieces)
Allergy: Wheat, Gluten
£6.50
Jumbo Cheesy Onion Rings (5 Pieces)
Wheat flour, cheese (milk) (15%), mild coloured cheddar (milk) (15%), red onion, soya flour, potato starch, wheat starch, yeast, rapeseed oil and dried parsley.
£5.99
Cauliflower Hash Browns (6 Pieces)
Cauliflower, potato and onion hash browns coated in potato flake. Produced in a factory using Wheat
£5.00
Vegan
Cauliflower florist (10pieces)
£6.50
Cheesy Hash Browns (10 pieces)
Hash browns with cheese on top
£6.80
Mac 'n' Cheese Bites (10 pieces)
Macaroni Pasta with Extra Mature Cheddar, Full Fat Soft and Mozzarella Cheeses in a Batter and Breadcrumb Coating with Rice Flake Highlights
£7.50

Sweets

To make things easier for you, we've created a new category for our chocolate in batter for you to explore!

Mars Bar
Chocolate bar.
£1.00
Lion
Chocolate bar.
£1.00
Crème Egg (Chocolate) 40g
Cadbury Crème Egg chocolate
£0.90
Twix
Chocolate bar.
£1.00
Kitkat 4 fingers (41.5g)
£1.00
werther's original 50g
£1.00
Pineapple Fritters Battered
£1.50
M&M Crispy (36g)
£0.90
Snickers
Chocolate bar.
£1.00
Bounty
Chocolate bar.
£1.00
Drumstick Lollipop
Wrapped milk and raspberry flavoured chewy lollipops. Not suitable for children under 3 years old
£0.15
Giant Mushrooms approx (80g)
Raspberry Flavoured mushrooms
£1.00
Banana Sweets (80g)
Remember those banana jelly foam we used to buy after school? Well now's your chance to bring those memories back.
£1.00
Flying Saucers (approx 30g)
Down memory lane. Get your hands on the retro UFO Citric wafers with fruit flavours. assorted flavours: apple, strawberry, orange and lemon.
£1.00
Vegan
Chocolate Doughnut
1 plain Doughnut topped with Chocolate icing. Contains MILK
£0.80
Super Baby Bottle Candy 23g
Plastic bottle containing sour fruit flavour powder and vanilla flavour top. No artificial colours. Please note; we cannot guarantee which colour you are provided with. not suitable for under 3years old
£1.00
Tic Tac
Enjoy the delicious taste of cherry, strawberry, passionfruit and lime all in one pack.
£1.00

Ice Cream / Ben & Jerry’s

B&J Phish food
Chocolate ice cream with marshmallow, caramel and chocolatey shaped fish.We know what your thinking, but unfortunately this increase is way out of our hands and we understand you might be frustrated. We're only making so little profit you might not believe it
£6.00
Ben & Jerry Cookie Dough 100ml
Vanilla ice cream packed with delicious chocolate chip cookie dough
£2.00
Ben & Jerry's Strawberry Cheesecake 100ml
Strawberry cheesecake ice cream with Strawberries & a Cookie Swirl
£2.00
Ben & Jerry’s Brookie & Cream 100ml
Vanilla Ice Cream with Brownie-style Dough & Golden Cookies Swirls, Topped with Chocolate Whipped Ice Cream, Sea Salt Chocolate Swirls & White Chunks.
£2.00
Smarties Pop Up Ice Cream
Vanilla ice cream with milk chocolate pieces in a crisp sugar shell.
£2.00
Triple Choco Ice Cream (900ml)
£2.99
Caramel & Fudge Ice Cream (900ml)
£2.99
Vegan B&J Chocolate Fudge Brownie 465ml
Vegan non dairy Ben & Jerry Chocolate Fudge Brownie
£6.00
B&J Sundae Hazel-Nuttin' But Chocolate Ice Cream Tub 427ml
The Ben & Jerry’s Hazel-nuttin’ but Chocolate Sundae frozen dessert features chocolate hazelnut ice cream with brownie pieces and sea salt chocolatey swirls topped with creamy whipped ice cream, chocolatey hazelnut swirls, and chocolatey chunks.
£6.00
B&J Choco Brownie Fudge
£6.00
B&J Caramel Chew Chew 100ml
Ben & Jerry's Caramel Chew-chew ice cream dessert blends caramel ice cream with a swirl of caramel & chocolatey covered caramel chunks.
£2.00
B&J Caramel Chew Chew
£6.00
B&J Cookie Dough
£6.00

Drinks

Do keep looking at this category! We're always updating our drinks section

Coca Cola (1.25L)
£3.50
Coca Cola 330ml
£1.40
Pepsi Max 1.25L
£3.30
Rio
£1.40
Monster Mango Energy 500ml
£2.10
Mirinda Strawberry
£1.40
Chocolate Milk Flavour 500ml
£2.10
Diet Coke 330ml
£1.40
Tango Orange 1.5L
£3.95
Big Time Bubblegum (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Dr Pepper
£1.40
Tango Strawberry Smash Sugar 330ml
Sugar Free Apple and Strawberry Soft Drink with Pineapple Flavour
£1.40
Sprite 330ml
£1.40
Big Time Cola 200ml
£0.70
Strawberry Milk flavour 500ml
£2.10
Coca Cola Oreo Limited Edition 250ml
This limited edition flavour brings together the delicious taste of Coca-Cola Zero Sugar and OREO®. Taste it while it lastsCookie Flavour Sparkling Low Calorie Soft Drink with Sweeteners.
£1.30
Chocomel 250ml
While stocks last!
£1.00
Pepsi Max 330ml
£1.40
Tango Mango 330ml
£1.40
Tango Apple 330ml
Sugar free
£1.40
Fanta Twist 330ml
£1.40
Simply Fruity 330ml
No added sugar
£1.20
Fanta Tutti Frutti 250ml
Limited edition and while stocks last!
£1.00
Pepsi Cream Soda 500ml
RRP £1.35 and while stocks last!
£1.35
Pepsi Strawberry 'n' cream 500ml
RRP £1.35 and while stocks last!
£1.35
Pepsi Max Glass (460ml)
A glass cup with the pepsi max brand 16oz (460ml). Just to make things clear, this is JUST the cup, it does NOT come with any drinks
£3.99
Lipton Ice Tea Peach 500ml
While stocks last
£1.00
6 Pepsi Max Cans & 1 Free glass cup
For every 6 Pepsi max can, you'll get 1 free 460ml Pepsi max glass cup
£8.00
Lucozade Orange 330ml
£1.40
Big Time Raspberry (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Big Time Blackcurrant (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Big Time Orange (200ml)
It's time travel back to the 90's. Remember those Big Time carton Cup drink we used to peirce on the bottom and drink? Well now's your chance to bring back those childhood memories (and a chance to teach the new generation how much fun we had)
£0.70
Banana Milk flavour 500ml
£2.10
Pepsi 330ml
£1.40
Fanta Pineapple & Grapefruit 330ml
Aka Lilt
£1.40
Orange Juice (500ml)
£2.10
Apple Juice (500ml)
£2.10
Water Bottle (600ml)
£1.70
Bottle of Water (1.5L)
£2.50
Monster Energy 500ml
£2.10
Red Bull 250ml
£2.10
Tango Orange Can 330ml
£1.40

Desserts

Enjoy our cakes? If you have an upcoming event and would like us to supply you with one (or more) of our cakes please get in touch with us directly and we will be more than happy to assist. Please note: we would need at least 2 weeks notice in advance

Hazelnut and Pistachio Cake Slice
(Price per cake slice)Indulge yourself into this delicious chocolate cake coated in chocolate decorated with Hazelnuts all around and Pistachio around the base
£2.75
Caramel Sticky Toffee Pudding
Sponge with dates, topped with caramel and maple syrup flavour sauce.
£2.50
Pistachio & Cherry Cake Slice
Moist and light individual sponge cake slices, with chopped pistachio nuts throughout the sponge. Filled with two layers of cherry jam and decadent cream icing, and topped with a final layer of icing, and chopped pistachio nuts
£2.50
Pistachio Cake Slice
£2.75
Sticky Chocolate & Orange Cake Slice
£2.75
Carrot Cake Slice
1 slice of carrot cake
£2.75
Chocolate Brownie
While stocks last! Indulgent & dense chocolate brownie with dark and which chocolate chunks
£2.30
Latte Cake with hazelnuts Slice
1 slice of latte cake with hazelnuts
£2.75
Sparkling Cake
Three layers of pink and yellow sponge, sandwiched with buttercream and strawberry jam. Decorated with buttercream and coloured sprinkles
£2.75
Chocolate Fudge cake
3 layers of moist, rich, dark chocolate cake between lashings if dark chocolate fudge.1 slice of chocolate Fudge cake
£2.75
Raspberry ripple mousse 105ml
Mousse (94%) (Water, Sugar, Palm Oil, Whey Solids (MILK), Whey Powder (MILK), Dextrose, Skimmed MILK Powder, Buttermilk Powder (MILK), Emulsifier (Mono And Di-Glycerides Of Fatty Acids), Stabilisers (Pork Gelatine, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum, Locust Bean Gum, Sodium Citrate)), Flavouring, Colour (Beta Carotene), Ripple Sauce (6%) (Water, Sugar, Glucose Solids, Colour (Beetroot Red) , Stabilisers (Cellulose Gum, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate) , Flavouring, Pectin).
£1.25
Chocolate Doughnut
1 plain Doughnut topped with Chocolate icing. Contains MILK
£0.80
Vegan Lemon Cake Slice
No egg, no milk, no nuts, no PeanutsNow 2 servings of vegan lemon cake slices in 1 box
£4.50
Victoria Sponge Cake Slice
£2.75

Battered Chocolate

Here you will find ALL the variety of different chocolate bars we batter. Enjoy!

Battered Mars Bar
£2.00
3 Battered Mars Bar
£5.70
Twix in Batter
You will get 2 fingers of twix in Batter. FYI, each packet of twix have 2 chocolate pieces. So you will get 2 pieces of chocolate deep fried
£2.00
Battered Cadbury Creme Egg
£2.00
3 Snickers in Batter
£5.70
Lion in Batter
£2.00
3 Bounty in Batter
You will receive 6 pieces of bounty (of course each bounty bar contains 2 chocolates) 1 bar = 2 chocolates3 bars = 6 pieces of chocolate
£5.70
Bounty in Batter
You will receive 2 pieces of bounty on batter (of course each bounty bar contains 2 chocolates) 1 bar = 2 chocolates
£2.00
Snicker in Batter
£2.00
3 Twix in Batter
You will get 6 fingers of twix in Batter. FYI, each packet of twix have 2 chocolate pieces. So you will get 6 pieces deep fried
£5.70
3 Lion in Batter
£5.70

Vegan Friendly

Please NOTE: This section is designed to easily find our plant based products. Some items will overlap on other sections around our menu.

Vegan Strips (5 Pieces)
£6.50
Vegan Nuggets (8)
£7.50
Mushy Peas
£2.30
Curry Sauce
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£2.30
Caramel Sticky Toffee Pudding
Sponge with dates, topped with caramel and maple syrup flavour sauce.
£2.50
Vegan Strip Deal (5 Pieces)
5 Vegan stripsChips Sachet of Sauce Choice of 330ml Can
£9.00
Gravy
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£2.30
Curry Sauce (12oz)
£4.50
Baked Beans
£2.30
VEGAN Battered Sausage
Allergy:Wheat flour
£1.70
Onion Rings (10 Pieces)
Contains WHEAT
£2.30
Vegan Ben & Jerry Chocolate Fudge Brownie 465ml
Vegan non dairy Ben & Jerry Chocolate Fudge Brownie
£6.50
Vegan Nuggets (10 pieces)
Vegan Nuggets Made from Soya Protein, Coated in Breadcrumbs.Rehydrated Soya Protein 37,2% (Water, Soya Protein Concentrate 15,5%), Water, Breadcrumbs 17% (Wheat Flour, Water, Rapeseed Oil, Yeast, Salt, Spice Extract (Paprika), Vegetable Oils (Rapeseed, Sunflower) in varying proportions, Wheat Flour, Corn Starch, Vinegar, Stabilisers (Methyl Cellulose, Guar Gum), Citrus Fibre, Natural Flavourings, Salt, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Acidity Regulator (Potassium Hydroxide)
£7.50
Chicken Gravy
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£2.30
Vegan Lemon Cake Slice
No egg, no milk, no nuts, no PeanutsNow 2 servings of vegan lemon cake slices in 1 box
£4.50
Vegan Minced Steak & Onion
Tender minced soy protein with onions in a rich onion gravy
£3.50
Veggie Sausage
Allergy: Wheat flour, wheat, wheat gluten A blend of lightly seasoned vegetables, including carrot, potato, peas, peppers, onion and sweetcorn, shaped in to a traditional sausage.
£1.00
VEGAN Sausage
£1.50
Vegetable Samosa
Pastry triangle with vegetables and seasoned with delicate blend of spices
£2.30
Vegan
Chinese Pancake Roll
Allergy:Wheat, Gluten
£2.30
Chinese Pancake Rolls (3 Pieces)
Allergy: Wheat, Gluten
£6.50
Pea Fritter
Price for each. Batter contains WHEAT
£1.20
Cauliflower Hash Browns (6 Pieces)
Cauliflower, potato and onion hash browns coated in potato flake. Produced in a factory using Wheat
£5.00
Vegan
Flying Saucers (approx 30g)
Down memory lane. Get your hands on the retro UFO Citric wafers with fruit flavours. assorted flavours: apple, strawberry, orange and lemon.
£1.00
Vegan

Saucy Sauce

Everything to do with Sauce This category is designed to make our menu easier to navigate through and find things easier

Curry Sauce
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£2.30
Gravy
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£2.30
Mushy Peas
£2.30
x4 Heinz squeeze me KETCHUP
X4 Heinz KETCHUP 26ml.
£1.60
X4 Heinz squeeze me TARTARE
X4 Heinz TARTARE 26ml
£1.60
Curry Sauce
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£2.30
Gravy (12oz)
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£4.50
Baked Beans (12oz)
£4.50
Garlic Mayonnaise Dip (25g)
£0.45
4 Heinz Mayo
26g each. Made from free range eggs
£1.60
Heinz Ketchup Bottle 300ml
£2.50
4 Garlic & Herb Maybo Dips
While stocks last!
£1.00
5 Mayo Sachets
£0.70
Heinz Mayo
26g each. Made with free range eggs
£0.45
BBQ Sauce x5
£0.70
X1 Heinz squeeze me TARTARE
X1 Heinz TARTARE 26ml.
£0.45
Mushy Peas (12oz)
£4.50
Curry Sauce (12oz)
Allegy: Mustard, wheat. May Contain celery and soya
£4.50
V. Hot Curry Sauce
Love our curry sauce? Fancy levelling up your taste buds and bring a spicy kick to our original curry sauce recipe?Try our new Very Hot Curry Sauce
£2.60
V. Hot Curry Sauce (12oz)
£4.70
Baked Beans
£2.30
BBQ Baked Beans (7oz)
Baked beans with BBQ flavour
£2.60
Chicken Gravy
£2.30
Chicken Gravy (12oz)
Allergy: Wheat, barley, soya
£4.50
Garlic Mayonnaise Dip (25g) x4
£1.60
Garlic & Herb Mayo Dip
While stocks last!
£0.30
Ketchup Sachet
£0.15
Ketchup Sachets x5
£0.70
BBQ Sauce Sachet
£0.15
1 Very Hot Chilli Sauce Sachet
£0.15
5 Hot Chilli Sauce Sachet
£0.60
Mayo Sachet
£0.15
Tartare Sauce Sachet
£0.15
5 Tartare Sauce Sachets
£0.70
1 Heinz squeeze me KETCHUP
X1 Heinz KETCHUP 26ml
£0.45
X5 Vinegar Sachets
Malt vinegar (Barley)If you'd like vinegar that's not Malt, please buy the vinegar bottle (315ml)
£0.70

Retro Sweets & Drinks

We aim to bring back those amazing memories we all had in those good old days. There's nothing like being a kid again. Kids nowadays don't know the true meaning 'having fun' without tech. So we're here to help you show them how it was really done.

Raspberry ripple mousse 105ml
Mousse (94%) (Water, Sugar, Palm Oil, Whey Solids (MILK), Whey Powder (MILK), Dextrose, Skimmed MILK Powder, Buttermilk Powder (MILK), Emulsifier (Mono And Di-Glycerides Of Fatty Acids), Stabilisers (Pork Gelatine, Guar Gum, Xanthan Gum, Locust Bean Gum, Sodium Citrate)), Flavouring, Colour (Beta Carotene), Ripple Sauce (6%) (Water, Sugar, Glucose Solids, Colour (Beetroot Red) , Stabilisers (Cellulose Gum, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate) , Flavouring, Pectin).
£1.25
Fizz Wiz (14g)
Super loud popping candy. Your littles ones will be sure to love the fizzing sensation from this candy. A strawberry flavoured popping crystal.
£0.50
Crazy Dips 14g
Not suitable for children under 5 years old
£0.50
Giant Mushrooms approx (80g)
Raspberry Flavoured mushrooms
£1.00
Melody Pops (15g)
Strawberry flavour. May contain traces of milk and barley.Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Acids (Citric Acid, Malic Acid, Lactic Acid), Colour (E162), Flavouring, Emulsifier (soya Lecithin)
£0.55
Bubble Wand (118ml) Orange Colour
Ready to use, make bubbles all year round.
£1.20
Bubble Wand (118ml) Blue colour
Ready to use, make bubbles all year round.
£1.20
Bubble Wand (118ml) Yellow colour
Ready to use, make bubbles all year round.
£1.20
Bubble Wand (118ml) Green colour
Ready to use, make bubbles all year round.
£1.20
Orange Flic 'n' Lic
Remember these? Fruit candy in plastic holder. Flick and lick.
£1.00
Blueberry Flic 'n' Lic
Remember these? Fruit candy in plastic holder. Flick and lick.
£1.00
Candy Necklace (17g)
There's nothing like being a kid again and remembering buying a candy Necklace after school. Bring out that kid inside you! Candy Necklaces are edible jewellery! Each little fruit flavoured, sugar treat is placed around an elastic thread waiting to be nibbled off and enjoyed.
£1.50
Banana Sweets (80g)
Remember those banana jelly foam we used to buy after school? Well now's your chance to bring those memories back.
£1.00
Shrimps Sweets (80g)
Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Invert Sugar Syrup, Gelatine, Flavourings, Gelling Agent: Pectins, Stabilizer: Diphosphates, Colours: E162
£1.00
White Mice Sweets (approx 85g)
Sugar, Palm Oil, Whey Powder (from Cow's Milkpan>), Wheat Flour (with added Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin)*, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Flavourings, *Nutrients required by the Bread and Flour Regulations 1998. For allergens including Cereals containing Gluten, see ingredients in bold
£1.35
Pink & White Mice Sweets (approx 85g)
Strawberry & cream flavour candy pieces. Sugar, Palm Oil, Whey Powder (from Milk), Wheat Flour, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin), Natural Flavouring, Natural Colour (Carmine)Contains Gluten, Milk, Soya, Wheat
£1.35
Flying Saucers (approx 30g)
Down memory lane. Get your hands on the retro UFO Citric wafers with fruit flavours. assorted flavours: apple, strawberry, orange and lemon.
£1.00
Vegan
Super Baby Bottle Candy 23g
Plastic bottle containing sour fruit flavour powder and vanilla flavour top. No artificial colours. Please note; we cannot guarantee which colour you are provided with. not suitable for under 3years old
£1.00
Tic Tac
Enjoy the delicious taste of cherry, strawberry, passionfruit and lime all in one pack.
£1.00

Meal Deals

Chicken Escalope Meal Deal
100% chicken breast flattened in a Seasoned crispy Batter, with chips, choice of can and a choice of sauce sachet
£9.00
Halal
Fish in Bun & Chips (Meal Deal)
Piece of fish (Cod) in a seeded bun with chips, choice of sauce and choice of drink (500ml drinks will cost extra)
£9.00
Meat Feast
Served in a Bun which Includes: Burger + cheese + bacon + sausageChoice of drink And chips.
£8.20
Vegan Strips & Chips (5 pieces)
5 Vegan stripsChips Sachet of Sauce Choice of 330ml Can
£9.00
Vegan Nuggets & Chips (7 pieces)
7 vegan nuggetsChips Sachet of Sauce Choice of 330ml Can
£9.50

Cheesy 'sharing'

All the gooey goodness of cheese in 1 section 😋 ..... We Guess there's nothing wrong with sharing..... But only 1 piece 🤣 the rest is YOURS

Chilli & Cheese Nuggets (10 pieces)
A blend of succulent cheese and spicy chilli peppers in a crispy batter. A delicious bite-size bar snack, side or addition to sharing platters.
£6.50
Mozzarella Cheese Stick
10 pieces.
£6.50
Cheese & Onion Pasty
£3.50
Mac 'n' Cheese Bites (10 pieces)
Macaroni Pasta with Extra Mature Cheddar, Full Fat Soft and Mozzarella Cheeses in a Batter and Breadcrumb Coating with Rice Flake Highlights
£7.50
Cheesy Platter
2 Mozzarella Sticks2 Cheese & Chilli Nuggets2 Cheese & Jalapeños2 Cheesy Onion Rings2 Halloumi Fries2 Jumbo Hash Browns1 Medium Cheesy Chips
£14.39£15.99
Cheesy Hash Browns (10 pieces)
Hash browns with cheese on top
£6.80
Jumbo Cheesy Onion Rings (5 Pieces)
Wheat flour, cheese (milk) (15%), mild coloured cheddar (milk) (15%), red onion, soya flour, potato starch, wheat starch, yeast, rapeseed oil and dried parsley.
£5.99