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Upland's Diner - Swansea

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4.3 Very good(500+)Closes at 19:30£2.50 delivery£9.00 minimum

ALL DAY BREAKFASTS - Breakfast items may only be removed, NOT swapped

Americano
6oz rump steak, 2 eggs & seasoned potatoes.
£8.95
Jumbo Breakfast
3 Bacon, 2 Sausages, 2 Eggs, Beans, Sliced Potatoes, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£7.25· Popular
Diners Delight Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, Sliced Potatoes, Beans & 1 White Toast
£6.50· Popular
Uplands Special Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Hash Brown, Mushrooms, Beans & 1 White Toast
£6.95· Popular
Builders Load Breakfast
2 Bacon, 1 Sausage, 1 Egg, 1 Black Pudding, Beans & 1 White Toast
£6.00
Deluxe Breakfast
3 streaky smoked bacon, 2 Gourmet Pork sausages, 1 egg, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, diced herbed potatoes & 1 sourdough toast
£8.95· Popular
Veggie Breakfast
3 veggie sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 fried eggs, beans, grilled tomato, mushrooms, 1 bread & butter and 1 toast
£6.95
Vegan Breakfast
3 vegan sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, grilled tomato, spinach & 1 toast with vegan spread
£8.25
Premium Deluxe Breakfast
3 Thick Cut Smoked Bacon, 2 Gourmet Pork & Leek Sausages, 1 Fried Egg, Mushrooms, Grilled Tomato, Beans, 1 Black Pudding, Diced Herbed Potatoes and 1 Fried Bread.
£10.50

Sides

Bacon
£1.00
Pork Sausage
£1.00
Halal Sausage
£1.10
Egg
£1.00
Baked Beans
£1.25
Hash Brown
£1.00
Black Pudding
£1.00
Mushrooms
£1.00
Bubble & Squeak
£1.50
Fried Bread
£0.60
Eggy Bread
£1.00
Small Chips
£2.00
Cheesy Chips
£3.25
Sliced Potatoes
£2.75
Seasoned Potatoes
£3.00
Curly Fries
£3.00
Sweet Potato Fries
£3.25
Mashed Potato
£1.75
Onion Rings (8)
£2.95
Garlic Bread
£2.75
Garlic Bread with Chopped Bacon & Melted Cheese
£3.95
Cheesy Garlic Bread
£3.25
Side Salad
£1.70
Fried Onions
£0.80
Rice
£1.50
House Slaw
£1.50
Gravy
£1.50
Grated Cheese
£1.50
Mozzarella Sticks (4)
£4.00
Brie Wedges (4)
£4.50
Breaded Garlic Mushrooms (10)
With a garlic mayo dip.
£4.50
Chicken Strips (6)
£6.00
Pepper Sauce
£2.50
Toast (white only)
£0.60
Bread & Butter (white only)
£0.50
Veggie Sausage
£1.00
Sourdough Toast
£1.00
Chips, Covered in Pulled Pork & Grated Cheese
£6.50
Gourmet Pork Sausage
£1.30

Deluxe Range

Lamb Shank
Lamb shank cooked in rosemary & mint.
£14.95

The Beast Family

The Family Beast
5 Bacon, 5 Sausages, 5 Eggs, Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, 2 Hash Browns, 3 Toast & 3 Bread & Butter. CAN ONLY BE ORDERED AS PER THIS DESCRIPTION-NO SWAPS
£15.50
Beast Burger
4 quarter pounder burgers, topped with Swiss cheese & layered with lettuce, tomato & red onion. Served with chips.
£10.50

Gourmet Breakfast Brioche Rolls

Thick Cut Bacon Brioche Roll
3 thick rashers of bacon
£5.00
Smoked Streaky Bacon Brioche Roll
4 streaky bacon rashers
£5.00
Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.00
Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£5.00
Thick Cut Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.50
Streaky Smoked Bacon & Gourmet Pork Sausage Brioche Roll
£5.50
Thick Cut Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£5.50
Smoked Streaky Bacon, Gourmet Pork Sausage & Egg Brioche Roll
£5.50

Grills

Served with peas, grilled tomato, mushrooms & chips.

6oz Rump Steak
£7.95
12oz Rump Steak
£11.95
16oz Uplands Mixed Grill
Rump steak, pork chop, lamb chop, gammon, egg & sausage.
£12.50
Pepper Sauce
£2.50

Roast Dinners

All of the following dinners come with Yorkshire pudding, boiled or mashed potato, 1 roastie, the 4 veg of the day & gravy.

Beef Roast Dinner
£8.75
Turkey Roast Dinner
£8.75
Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
£8.75
Gammon Ham Dinner
£8.75
Sausages in Onion Gravy (3) Dinner
£8.75
Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
Sausages used are both Vegetarian AND Vegan
£8.75
Deluxe Beef Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Beef, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£11.50
Deluxe Turkey Roast Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Turkey, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£11.50
Deluxe Chicken Breast Roast Dinner
Freshly roasted Chicken breast, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£11.50
Deluxe Gammon Ham Dinner
3 slices of freshly roasted Gammon Ham, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£11.50
Deluxe Vegetarian Dinner (3 veggie sausages)
3 Vegetarian/Vegan sausages, 5 veg. of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing & Veggie gravy.
£11.50
Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
£8.75
Deluxe Cauliflower, Broccoli and Cheese Bake Dinner
Also comes with the 5 veg. Of the day, mashed potato, 2 roast potatoes, roasted parsnips, Yorkshire pudding, home-made stuffing, pigs-in-blankets & gravy.
£11.50
Pigs in Blankets (for 2)
£2.50
Broccoli (for 2)
£3.00
Cauliflower Cheese (for 2)
£3.00
Roasted Parsnips (for 2)
£2.50

Carvery Baguettes

With or without butter, and served with chips & pot of gravy. A freshly baked baguette filled with the following:

Fresh Roast Hot Beef Baguette
In gravy with horse radish sauce
£6.75
Fresh Roast Hot Turkey Baguette
In gravy with cranberry sauce and home-made stuffing.
£6.75

Chicken

Hunters Chicken
Slices of chicken breast topped with bacon, BBQ sauce and smothered in melted cheese, served with peas and your choice of potato side.
£8.25
American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£6.25
30 Popcorn Chicken
Served with chips & dip.
£6.95

Fish

Served with peas and chips, or an alternative potato side of your choice

Scampi (10)
£8.25
Fish Fingers (6)
£6.00
Fish Finger Sandwich
2 slices of buttered soft white bread, loaded with fresh & crispy iceberg lettuce, tomato, 4 fish fingers & creamy mayonnaise. Served with chips.
£5.75

Gourmet Dishes

Pulled Pork Sub
Pork marinated & slow cooked for 6 hours Served with a chilli dip. Served with chips.
£7.95
Philly Sub
Slices of beef, diced with chopped onions, seasoned & topped with provencal cheese. Sweated down on hot griddle & loaded into a sub roll. Served with chips.
£7.95
Bacon & Egg Stack
3 pieces of thick sliced bread, soaked in 4 beaten eggs, cream, nutmeg & sugar. Stacked & layered with premium cut thick back bacon, drizzled with maple syrup & dusted with powdered sugar.
£6.95
Pancake Breakfast
3 buttermilk pancakes drizzled with maple syrup, dusted with powdered sugar, served with 2 bacon & 1 egg.
£6.95
Nutella Waffles
2 vanilla waffles smothered with Nutella & dusted with powdered sugar.
£5.95

Dips

BBQ Dip
£0.70
Chipotle Dip (Smoked Chilli Pepper)
£0.70
Guacamole Dip
£0.70
Piri Piri Dip
£0.70
Sweet Chilli Dip
£0.70
Yoghurt & Mint Dip
£0.70
Mint Mayo Dip
£0.70
Garlic Mayo Dip
£0.70
Chilli Mayo Dip
£0.70
Pesto Mayo Dip
£0.70
Salsa Dip
£0.70

Gourmet Burgers

Mushroom Swiss Burger
Gourmet burger topped with sliced mushroom, Swiss cheese, crisp lettuce leaf with sliced tomato & onion. Served with chips
£7.50
Hickory Burger
Gourmet burger topped with BBQ pulled chicken & crowned with Swiss cheese. Served with chips.
£7.75
Snowman Burger
Gourmet burger topped with our famous pulled pork & crowned with Swiss cheese. Served with chips.
£8.75
Blues Burger
Gourmet burger covered with crushed Stilton & mayo, topped with a crisp lettuce leaf, thick sliced tomato & onion. Served with chips
£8.50
Mega Snowman Burger
8oz gourmet burger topped with pulled pork & another 8oz gourmet burger. Crowned with bacon, egg & Swiss cheese. Served with chips.
£10.50
Spicy Burger
Gourmet burger topped with jalapeño peppers, chilli jam, lettuce, tomato and onion. Served with chips.
£8.75
Signature Burger
Gourmet burger topped with egg, smoked streaky bacon, hash brown, field mushroom and Swiss cheese. Served with chips.
£8.75
SFC Burger
Chicken fillet in breadcrumbs, topped with smoked streaky bacon and cheese. Served with chips.
£8.95
Halloumi Burger
3 slices of grilled halloumi, served with salsa, lettuce, tomato and onion. Served with chips.
£8.95

Classic Burgers

Quarter Pounder Burger
£5.25
Half Pounder Burger
£6.25

Favourites

Homemade Lasagne
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£8.25
Chicken Curry
Served with rice or chips or half & half.
£7.95
Chilli Con Carne
Served with rice or half & half.
£7.95
8oz Gammon
£8.95
Homemade Steak Pie with Gravy
Served with peas & chips, or a different potato side of your choice
£8.25

Gourmet Hotdogs

Served with chips, or an alternative potato side of your choice

Sweet Onion Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with smoked bacon & caramelised red onion.
£8.25
Chilli Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with chilli con carne, sour cream & Monterey Jack cheese.
£8.95
Pulled Pork Hot Dog
A jumbo hotdog (12") with BBQ pulled pork & Monterey Jack cheese.
£8.95
Plain & Basic Hot Dog
A jumbo hot dog (12"), nothing on it. Served with chips.
£6.00

Specials

Corned Beef Pie
Served with Peas, and either chips or mash. With or without gravy.
£8.25
Sausages with Onion Gravy, Peas & Carrots
£7.95
Liver, Bacon & Onions
Served with Peas, and Chips or Mash
£7.95
2 Faggots & Gravy
£7.95
Cauliflower & Broccoli Cheese Bake
£7.50

Wraps

Except the breakfast wrap and the pulled pork wrap, each wrap is served with or without salad (inside the wrap), together with regular, mint or garlic mayonnaise & served with chips or nachos.

Breakfast Wrap
Includes: bacon, egg, sausage & mushrooms. Served with nachos or chips.
£5.50
Chicken Tikka Wrap
£5.50
Southern Fried Chicken Wrap
£5.50
Chicken Wrap
£5.50
Tuna Wrap
£5.50
Pulled Pork Wrap
Filled with salad, together with your choice of chips or nachos
£5.50

Baguettes

(White only)

Ham Salad Baguette
£3.75
Cheese Salad Baguette
£3.75
Tuna Mayo Baguette
£3.75
Tuna & Sweetcorn Baguette
£3.95
Sausage Baguette
£3.50
Bacon Baguette
£3.50
Bacon & Egg Baguette
£4.00
Bacon & Sausage Baguette
£4.00
Cheese, Tomato & Onion Baguette
£3.50
Chicken Salad Baguette
£4.50
Breakfast Baguette
Includes: 2 bacon, 1 sausage, 1 egg & mushrooms.
£4.95
Sausage & Egg Baguette
£4.00
Bacon, Sausage, Egg Baguette
£4.50
Bacon & Cheese Baguette
£4.25
Cheese Baguette
£3.50
Chicken Mayo Baguette
£4.25
Chicken, Bacon & Mayo Baguette
£4.50

Halal Section

All halal meals are prepared & cooked completely separate from any other meats.

Halal Jumbo
2 halal sausages, 2 hash browns, 2 eggs (fried or scrambled), beans, tomatoes, mushrooms, 1 toast & 1 bread & butter.
£7.60· Popular
Halal Plain American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£6.25
Halal Spicy American Fried Chicken Fillets
Served with chips & peas or beans.
£6.25
Halal Half Pounder Burger
£6.25
Halal Rump Steak (6oz)
Served with peas, grilled tomato & mushrooms.
£7.95
Halal Quarter Pounder Burger
£5.25
The Halal Family Beast
5 Halal Sausages, 5 Hash Browns, 5 Eggs (Fried or Scrambled), Chips, Beans, Mushrooms, Spaghetti Hoops, 3 Toast & 3 Bread and Butter.
£15.50
Halal Rump Steak (12oz)
Served with peas, tomatoes & mushrooms.
£11.95
Pepper Sauce
£2.50

Vegetarian

Veggie Burger
A delicious blend of vegetables wrapped in a breadcrumb coating. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion & served with chips.
£6.25
Spicy Bean Burger
A delicious blend of spiced vegetables & beans in parsley breadcrumbs. Topped with lettuce, tomato & onion. Served with chips.
£6.25

Vegan

The Vegan Burger
A vegan burger served with lettuce, tomato, onion, and vegan mayo.
£8.95
Mediterranean Roasted Veg
With a warm salsa sauce and vegan mayo.
£5.50

Jacket Potatoes

Grated Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.00
Melted Cheese Jacket Potato
£5.00
Baked Beans Jacket Potato
£4.00
Tuna Jacket Potato
£5.00
Tuna Mayo Jacket Potato
£5.00
Chicken Curry Jacket Potato
£6.00
Chilli Jacket Potato
£6.00
Pulled Pork Jacket Potato
£6.00

Salads

Beef Salad
£7.00
Turkey Salad
£7.00
Ham Salad
£7.00
Chicken Salad
£7.00
Tuna Salad
£7.00
Cheese Salad
£7.00

Kids Meals

Served with beans or peas & chips or mash.

Kids Chicken Nuggets (5)
£4.25
Kids Sausage (1)
£4.25
Kids Fish Fingers (3)
£4.25
Kids Chicken Burger
£4.25
Kids Roast Dinner
Turkey or Beef.
£6.00
Kids Veggie Sausages (2)
£4.75

Desserts

Jam Sponge
£4.00
Apple Pie
£4.00
Chocolate Fudge Cake
£3.75
Sticky Toffee Pudding
Cream or custard.
£4.00
Spotted Dick
£4.00
Apple and Mixed Fruits Crumble
Cream or custard.
£4.00
Ben & Jerry's 500ml
£5.50
Red Velvet Cheesecake
Red velvet sponge, sandwiched between 2 layers of vanilla cheesecake, with a thick layer of chocolate fudge and topped with dark and white chocolate mini curls on a crunchy chocolate biscuit base.
£4.00
Salted Caramel Blondie Cheesecake
With a white chocolate drizzle on a crunchy, biscuit base.
£4.00

Soft Drinks / Juices

Monster Energy Drink 500ml can
£2.20
Oasis Citrus Punch 500ml bottle
£1.70
Coca-Cola 1.25 litre bottle
Original Taste
£2.50
Tango Orange 1.5 litre bottle
£2.95
Lucozade Energy Orange 380ml bottle
£1.70
Oasis Summer Fruits 500ml bottle
£1.70
Coca-Cola 500ml bottle
Original Taste
£1.80
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 500ml bottle
£1.60
Ribena Blackcurrant Juice Drink 500ml bottle
£1.70
Ice Valley Still Water 500ml bottle
£1.00
Coca-Cola 330ml can
Original Taste
£1.25
Coca-Cola Cherry 330ml can
£1.25
Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 330ml can
£1.10
Dr Pepper 330ml can
£1.25
Fruit Shoot Apple and Blackcurrant 275ml bottle
£1.00
Fanta Orange 330ml can
£1.25
Pepsi Max 1.5 litre bottle
£2.95
Red Bull 355ml can
£2.50
Orange Juice 500ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.50
Apple Juice 500ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.50
Watermelon & Raspberry 500ml bottle JUICEBURST
£1.50
7up Free 1.5lt. bottle Lemon & Lime
£2.95
7up Free 0.33l can
£1.10

Milk Shakes

Made to order.

Vanilla Milkshake
£3.85
Chocolate Milkshake
£3.85
Strawberry Milkshake
£3.85
Coconut Milkshake
£3.85
Nutella Milkshake
£3.85
Peanut Butter Milkshake
£3.85
Toffee Nut Milkshake
£3.85
Butter Scotch Milkshake
£3.85
Malteser Milkshake
£4.25
Mars Milkshake
£4.25
Smarties Milkshake
£4.25
Galaxy Milkshake
£4.25
Wispa Milkshake
£4.25
Bounty Milkshake
£4.25
Kinder Bueno Milkshake
£4.25
Ferrero Rocher Milkshake
£4.25
Flake Milkshake
£4.25
Snickers Milkshake
£4.25
Oreo Milkshake
£4.25
Crunchie Milkshake
£4.25
Hazelnut Milkshake
£3.85
Mint Milkshake
£3.85
Gingerbread Milkshake
£3.85
Cherry Milkshake
£3.85

Smoothies

Passion Shoot
Passion fruit, pineapple, mango blended with apple juice.
£3.95
Berry Go Round
Strawberry, raspberry, black berry blended with apple juice.
£3.95
Melon Refresher
Melon, strawberry, mango blended with apple juice.
£3.95
Big 5
Pineapple, mango, kiwi, strawberry blended with apple juice.
£3.95
Strawberry Split
Strawberry and banana blended with apple juice.
£3.95
Grape Escape
Grape, banana, blueberry, and strawberry blended with apple juice.
£3.95

Frappes

A delicious blend of crushed ice, cold milk, coffee, ice cream and the flavour of your choice from below, topped with whipped cream.

Vanilla Frappe
£3.75
Coffee Frappe
£3.75
Caramel Frappe
£3.75
Hazelnut Frappe
£3.75
Ginger Bread Frappe
£3.75
Toffee Nut Frappe
£3.75
Coconut Frappe
£3.75
Butterscotch Frappe
£3.75
Chocolate Frappe
£3.75

Lager (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Corona 330ml bottle 4.5% alc vol
£3.50
San Miguel 330ml bottle 5% alc vol
£3.50
Foster's 440ml can 4% alc vol
£3.00
Budweiser 330ml bottle 4.5% alc vol
£3.50
Stella Artois 284ml bottle 4.6% Alc. Vol.
£3.50

Cider (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Kopparberg Mixed Fruits 500ml bottle 4% alc vol
£4.00
Strongbow 440ml can 4.5% alc vol
£3.00

Wine (CAN ONLY BE ORDERED WITH FOOD - £5 MINIMUM FOOD SPEND)

Jack Rabbit Merlot (Red) 750ml
Wine of California, USA. Vibrant berry and spice. Jack Rabbit Merlot is a smooth and fruity red wine full of berry flavours. If you like your red wines mellow, ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye, Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. A medium-bodied wine with fruity berry and plum aromas and a smooth finish.
£11.00
Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio (White) 750ml
Wine of Veneto, Italy. Crisp, zesty apples. Jack Rabbit Pinot Grigio is dry and crisp with flavours of fresh apple. If you like your white wines light and vibrant. Ask for Jack! The life and soul of the party with a twinkle in his eye. Jack serves up easy to drink wines that are lively and full of fruit flavours. Inspired by the good times, these wines are great to enjoy whatever the occasion. Fresh, floral aromas with a soft mouthfeel and good acidity.
£11.00