- Adults need around 2000 kcal a day
About Patisserie Valerie - Maidstone
Please note, these cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!30% off entire menu
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Patisserie Box 2 Slices
£11.45Patisserie Box 4 Slices
£19.95Black Forest Gateau
431 kcal
£6.25Strawberry Gateau
502 kcal
£6.25Baked Vanilla Cheesecake
703 kcal
£6.25Ultimate Chocolate Layer Cake (8inch)
£34.97£49.95Cookies & Cream Ice Cream Cone Drip Cake
£38.47£54.95Patisserie Box 6 Slices
£18.17£25.95Strawberry & Cream Dream Cake
£30.07£42.95
⭐ BUNDLES⭐
Patisserie Box 4 Slices
£19.95Patisserie Box 2 Slices
£11.45Patisserie Box 6 Slices
£18.17£25.95Pastry & Hot Drink
£6.00Macaron Gift Box for 6
£10.95Macaron Gift Box for 12
£17.95
🍵AFTERNOON TEA🍵
Madame Valerie's Afternoon Tea for Two.
Currently sold out600 kcal
£27.97£39.95Classic Cream Tea
Currently sold out£17.95
🎂WHOLE CAKES🎂
From birthdays to anniversaries, we have a fantastic variety of celebration cakes. Whether you are looking for a beautiful centerpiece or classic cake, choose and order your celebration cake to pick up from your local Patisserie Valerie store.
Cookies & Cream Ice Cream Cone Drip Cake
Four layers of golden plain and chocolate sponges filled with a cookie crumb cream and chocolate chips. Coated with a plain swiss buttercream and topped with a chocolate cream and dark chocolate ganache "ice-cream" design. Decorated with cookie crumbs, swiss buttercream piping, mini Oreo cookies, white & dark chocolate curls and a waffle cone.£38.47£54.95Ultimate Chocolate Layer Cake (8inch)
Three layers of chocolate sponge filled, coated with rich chocolate cream. Decorated with chocolate cream rosettes, white & dark chocolate curls, chocolate vermicelli, white and milk chocolate sticks. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£34.97£49.95Strawberry & Cream Dream Cake
Layers of supreme pink sponge are filled with a beautifully blended strawberry cream and strawberry fruit filling. The cake is coated with silky smooth white Swiss meringue buttercream, indented with pink buttercream grooves sweeping up the sides. It is adorned with bespoke rose gold strawberry macarons and chocolate love hearts which lie in a beautifully hand-piped crescent and finished with a sprinkling of miniature hearts and gold pearls.£30.07£42.95Happy Birthday Plaque
The perfect finishing touch to our lovingly handmade cakes.£4.95Classic Strawberry Gateau (8inch)
Our Classic handmade Strawberry Gateau created by Madame Valerie original recipe! Layers of vanilla sponge with fresh cream and fresh strawberry compote. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£34.97£49.95Ice Cream Cone Drip Cake (8inch)
Layers of sponge cake, strawberry cream, strawberry filling. Swiss meringue buttercream, topped with chocolate cream, dark chocolate ganache. On top strawberry macarons, sprinkles, freeze dried raspberries, waffle cone. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£38.47£54.95Lotus Biscoff Cake
Three layers of own plant-based vanilla sponge, with layers of Lotus Biscoff crunch, and crunchy cream. Decorated with Lotus Biscoff cream, & crumb, topped off with a Lotus Biscoff Biscuit. Suitable for vegans and vegetarians!£30.07£42.95VeganAngelica Gateau (6inch)
Chocolate sponge layers sandwich generous layers of rich chocolate cream, fresh whipped cream and strawberry compote. Topped with cream, fresh berries and a dusting of confectioner's sugar. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£27.97£39.95Black Forest Gateau (6inch)
Black Forest Gateau is part of our handmade cake range since 1926. Handmade with rich chocolate sponge, fresh cream and fresh dark cherry compote. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£27.97£39.95Strawberry Gateau (6 inch)
Our Classic handmade Strawberry Gateau created by Madame Valerie original recipe! Layers of vanilla sponge with fresh cream and fresh strawberry compote. Please note, our cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!£27.97£39.95
🍰HANDMADE PATISSERIE🍰
A selection of our famous individual gateaux and patisserie. Please note, these cakes are baked then frozen to protect their beautiful appearance and freshness. You may require to defrost before enjoying!
Eclair
Currently sold out302 kcal
£5.95Strawberry Tart
Currently sold out205 kcal
£6.25Baked Vanilla Cheesecake
A light vanilla cream cheese baked on a crumbly biscuit base.703 kcal
£6.25Strawberry Gateau
Layers of patisserie valerie’s classic light vanilla sponge filled with fresh cream and a strawberry compote. Topped with mirror glazed strawberries and finished with a toasted nibbed almond edge.502 kcal
£6.25Black Forest Gateau
Light and fluffy freshly whipped cream layered with juicy dark cherries between sheets of rich chocolate sponge. Decorated with luxuriously plump Amarna cherries and handmade chocolate fans. MAY CONTAIN CHERRY PIPS431 kcal
£6.25Double Chocolate Gateau
Chocolate sponge layers with dark luxury chocolate cream, finished with a chocolate ganache and a white and dark choc swirl.442 kcal
£6.25NEW Caramel, Honeycomb & Chocolate
Light layers of chocolate sponge filled with rich salted caramel cream and crunchy honeycomb pieces.£6.25Mille-Feuille
Three sheets of hand folded full butter puff pastry sandwich a rich fresh dairy custard St. Honoré cream, decorated in the traditional French way with a soft fondant topping and a hand poured chocolate web design garnish.576 kcal
£6.25Raspberry Tart
Currently sold out326 kcal
£6.25Mixed Fruit Tart
Currently sold out228 kcal
£6.25NEW Cappuccino Slice
£6.25NEW Chocolate Orange
£6.25
☕COFFEE & HOT DRINKS☕
Cappuccino
Cappuccino - milky coffee topped with smooth foam Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery140 kcal
£4.05Flat White
Flat White - small, milky drink with a very bold flavour of espresso Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery102 kcal
£3.95Latte
Latte - a classic, smooth and milky drink Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery153 kcal
£4.05Double Espresso
Double Espresso - double and intense shot of coffee Served as a 4oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery0 kcal
£3.15Americano
Americano - regular black coffee, milk is optional Served as a 8oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery0 kcal
£3.75Mocha
Mocha - a very rich mix of hot chocolate and espresso Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery196 kcal
£4.35Hot Chocolate
Hot Chocolate - rich, sweet & smooth Served as a 12oz drink. Now with paper/foil disc lid to avoid spill on delivery209 kcal
£4.15Tea's
SUKI -Tea Makers ethically source and blend loose leaf teas, herbal infusions and fruit blends from all over the world. Their commitment to quality is reflected in responsible sourcing, great taste and delivering the very best customer experiences.£0.00
🥐FROM THE BAKERY🥐
Almond Croissant
£3.95Croissant
£3.45Warm Scone
Currently sold out£3.95Tea Cakes
Served toasted with Isigny Sainte-Mère® butter£3.95Pain au Chocolat
£3.95Pain au Raisin
Currently sold out£3.95
🥪 LUNCH 🥪
Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese Multi-Seed Bagel
Currently sold out655 kcal
£9.95NEW Ham & Cheddar Sourdough Baguette
Currently sold out607 kcal
£9.95NEW Chicken Salad Baguette
Currently sold out620 kcal
£9.95NEW Goats Cheese Chargrilled Vegetables Croque
Currently sold out£12.95BLT Sourdough Sandwich
Currently sold out617 kcal
£11.95Tuna & Lemon Mayonnaise Baguette
Currently sold out592 kcal
£9.45Croque Monsieur
Currently sold out709 kcal
£12.95Valerie Club
Currently sold out1066 kcal
£12.45Cucumber & Cream Cheese Multi-Seed Bagel
Currently sold out637 kcal
£8.95VegetarianGoat's Cheese & Sundried Tomato Baguette
Currently sold out608 kcal
£10.95Chicken Caesar Salad
Currently sold out1262 kcal
£14.45
🥃DRINKS🥃
Coca-Cola Original Taste
Glass Bottle140 kcal
£3.30Coca-Cola Zero
Glass Bottle0 kcal
£3.30Diet Coke
Glass Bottle£3.30Sprite Zero
Glass Bottle0 kcal
£3.30Sparkling Bottled Water
Glass Bottle0 kcal
£3.30Still Bottled Water
Glass Bottle0 kcal
£3.30Cawston Press - Cloudy Apple
96 kcal
£3.15Cawston Press - Elderflower Lemonade
74 kcal
£3.15Apple Juice
130 kcal
£3.00Orange Juice
133 kcal
£3.00
🥤COLD & ICED DRINKS🥤
Strawberry & Banana Smoothie
Bespoke to Patisserie Valerie, our smoothies contain nothing but premium frozen fruit and fruit juice163 kcal
£4.95Super Berry Smoothie
Bespoke to Patisserie Valerie, our smoothies contain nothing but premium frozen fruit and fruit juice179 kcal
£4.95Mango Smoothie
Bespoke to Patisserie Valerie, our smoothies contain nothing but premium frozen fruit and fruit juice£4.95Coffee Shake
£4.95Chocolate Shake
£4.95Strawberry Shake
£4.95Iced Latte
£3.95Iced Americano
£3.95
🍳BREAKFAST🍳
Wiltshire Ham & Cheese Croissant
Currently sold out483 kcal
£7.95Cheese & Tomato Croissant
Currently sold out458 kcal
£6.95VegetarianValarie's Buttermilk Pancakes
Currently sold out430 kcal
£10.45
🎁 GIFTING 🎁
Macaron Gift Box for 6
£10.95Macaron Gift Box for 12
£17.95Blue Skinny Candles (12)
£4.50Gold Skinny Candles (x12)
£4.50Silver Skinny Candles (x12)
£4.50Pink Skinny Candles (x12)
£4.50Rose Gold Skinny Candles (x12)
£4.50Happy Birthday Gold Cake Topper
£6.95Happy Birthday Rose Gold Topper
£6.95Happy Birthday Silver Cake Topper
£6.95